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I don't think he's going to leave but boy howdy would that be funny. Half the fanbase would call him a traitor and the other half would be stuck giving him an over the pants handjob for Bringing Michigan Back (trademark)
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Detroit_Dogg posted:I don't think he's going to leave but boy howdy would that be funny. Half the fanbase would call him a traitor and the other half would be stuck giving him an over the pants handjob for Bringing Michigan Back (trademark) I was going to say it wouldn't an over the pants handie, but I bet Harbaugh is freaky like that.
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MourningView posted:Don Brown is a really good coach but he's like 500 years old. Yeah - one of the reasons Harbaugh hired him is because he won't be looking for a HC job.
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Detroit_Dogg posted:nothin' wrong with achieving climax from a khaki'd up handjob. future thread title
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Detroit_Dogg posted:nothin' wrong with achieving climax from a khaki'd up handjob. Isn't this how most strip-club experiences end?
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Regnevelc posted:Isn't this how most strip-club experiences end? Who wears khaki's to the strip club?
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drunk leprechaun posted:Who wears khaki's to the strip club? wait you're not supposed to wear sunday formal to the strip club? gently caress!!!
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drunk leprechaun posted:Who wears khaki's to the strip club? The type of guy who goes to a strip club and orders a nice tall glass of milk I'm guessing.
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Korranus posted:Major Applewhite's contract is a base of 5 years/$7.5 million plus a $100k bonus per win after eight wins. His buyout is the remainder of the contract due at the time plus 50% interest if he leaves for another program in Texas. So, if he leaves for Texas Tech in two years his buyout is $6.75 million. lol at Texas saying no to this.
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drunk leprechaun posted:Who wears khaki's to the strip club? I literally don't know how you are supposed to dress at a strip club
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KICK BAMA KICK posted:I never really got NFL fans acting high and mighty about amateurism given that the NFL could end major college football tomorrow if they felt like paying for a minor league. First of all, that would never happen. Why pay for something that you are already getting for free? Secondly, I don't think that would be the result, anyway. A big part of the appeal of college football is the sense of identity fans get from the association of their school's team. If you remove that, I think a lot of people would stop caring about it. It would be like the XFL or something, with less talented athletes
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DrunkPanda posted:I literally don't know how you are supposed to dress at a strip club Gym shorts, basketball jersey, foam finger that says STRIPPERS #1 ?????
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Korranus posted:Major Applewhite's contract is a base of 5 years/$7.5 million plus a $100k bonus per win after eight wins. His buyout is the remainder of the contract due at the time plus 50% interest if he leaves for another program in Texas. So, if he leaves for Texas Tech in two years his buyout is $6.75 million. But we really really wanted you in the conference and tried real hard to get you guys in, promise.
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Member that time Texas did a home and home with UCF? I member.
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an adult beverage posted:Member that time Texas did a home and home with UCF? I member. Texas played UH for a few years when I was in undergrad for OOC. UT also did a home and home with Wyoming of all schools.
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an adult beverage posted:Member that time Texas did a home and home with UCF? I member. I was visiting a UCF friend and went to that game. That was the grand opening of UCF's new stadium
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DrunkPanda posted:I literally don't know how you are supposed to dress at a strip club
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the enemies of michigan athleticsquote:Michigan Wolverines coach Jim Harbaugh earlier this week told his players that rumors about his potential return to the NFL were nothing more than “lies made up by our enemies.”
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Dang, I wish my program was powerful enough to have enemies. Besides like diabetes and meth.
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DrunkPanda posted:I literally don't know how you are supposed to dress at a strip club Thin sweatpants and a silk shirt.
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swickles posted:Thin sweatpants and a silk shirt. This. But if you're stuck w regular pants make sure you thread your belt so the buckle is on the side so you get your money's worth.
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NCAA Coaching Carousel: Ask Me About Jizzing My Pants
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I usually just wear the rear end less chaps but I'm usually working
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R.D. Mangles posted:the enemies of michigan athletics oh my god yes
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PostNouveau posted:But we really really wanted you in the conference and tried real hard to get you guys in, promise. And to think UH still falls for UT bullshit once a generation
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pillsburysoldier posted:I was visiting a UCF friend and went to that game. That was the grand opening of UCF's new stadium That was a very stressful game. I feel like that's when I first became aware of UCF. And then there was a while when it seemed like every third goon was a UCF student, which doesn't seem to have translated into a big fan contingent here in TFF.
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R.D. Mangles posted:crushed that someone beat me to the Enemies of Michigan Athletics joke in the other thread https://twitter.com/DanMurphyESPN/status/808854997148569600?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Michigan declares war on Virginia Tech
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MourningView posted:Clearly rutgers and Michigan need to cement their rivalry by playing for the dick nixon trophy In the pantheon of crazy people, I don't think it's fair to compare McMagic to Harbaugh.
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Lasagna Pilot posted:https://twitter.com/DanMurphyESPN/status/808854997148569600?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Urbz, Saban, ... Dantonio?
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Lasagna Pilot posted:https://twitter.com/DanMurphyESPN/status/808854997148569600?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw I assume the top 3 recruiting coaches are Saban, Meyer, and Fisher?
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DrunkPanda posted:I literally don't know how you are supposed to dress at a strip club When someone says "hey wanna go to the strip club" and you say "yes" whatever you're wearing at that moment is appropriate.
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Lasagna Pilot posted:https://twitter.com/DanMurphyESPN/status/808854997148569600?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIVbuqsjgvw
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LLCoolJD posted:I assume the top 3 recruiting coaches are Saban, Meyer, and Fisher? It's drat sure Saban and Meyer, 3rd's probably Dantonio, Fisher, or maybe Dabo.
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vyst posted:I usually just wear the rear end less chaps but I'm usually working All chaps are assless. That's what chaps are. If they cover your rear end and crotch that's just leather pants.
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Thermos H Christ posted:All chaps are assless. That's what chaps are. If they cover your rear end and crotch that's just leather pants. I'll start calling them chaps when you find more ways opportunities to use the word "assless". You have 12 hours.
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