Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

I cant decide which is the best option. All the food flying into his mouth, being absorbed directly into his torso, or feeding his hammer. That panel supports all of those interpretations!

# ? Dec 11, 2016 09:33

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poly and open-minded: Nov 22, 2006; In BOD we trust

God, this better lead to Peter convincing him to leave with Fruit Pies

# ? Dec 11, 2016 11:36

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

He'd better leave a hefty tip.

# ? Dec 11, 2016 14:46

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

The footage should be sold to the highest bidder. Some comedy-clickbait website will love that scoop.

# ? Dec 11, 2016 14:52

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Re-reading Fraction's Hawkeye and these panels from #14 cracked me up.

That panel is more creepy than funny.

# ? Dec 11, 2016 15:13

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

I hope to God I'm lucid enough that my last words are "do I LOOK all right?!"

# ? Dec 11, 2016 15:34

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

poly and open-minded posted:

God, this better lead to Peter convincing him to leave with Fruit Pies

Has there like, ever been a book that collected all those ads?

# ? Dec 11, 2016 16:51

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Snap at your wife as she holds you while you lay dying. Feel that love.

# ? Dec 11, 2016 17:57

Binary Badger: Oct 11, 2005; Trolling Link for a decade

"MJ.. ..you.. ..forgot to.. ..put.. ..a.. ..bra.. ..on.. ..this.. *uuunnngh* "

# ? Dec 11, 2016 19:08

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

In case anyone was unaware, there's a Newspaper Spider-Man thread. Mind you, my only objection to that being posted here is that this thread would become a clone of that thread in short order. :v:

# ? Dec 11, 2016 21:52

SilverSupernova: Feb 1, 2013

FredMSloniker posted:

In case anyone was unaware, there's a Newspaper Spider-Man thread. Mind you, my only objection to that being posted here is that this thread would become a clone of that thread in short order.

That's a huge step up from various alternatives.

# ? Dec 11, 2016 22:28

Nipponophile: Apr 8, 2009

Fantastic Four #527

# ? Dec 12, 2016 02:30

Nipponophile: Apr 8, 2009

Later that same issue

# ? Dec 12, 2016 02:41

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

What's Ben have against Bill Gates?

# ? Dec 12, 2016 19:56

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

This is right after Ben finds out Reed has been putting money from their inventions and adventures in some kind of account, and somehow Ben never knew about it, so an insane pile of money is now his and he's richer than just about everybody.

# ? Dec 12, 2016 19:58

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

Howard the Duck #1

... does that still count as funny?

# ? Dec 12, 2016 23:08

cant cook creole bream: Aug 15, 2011; I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

ImpAtom posted:

Howard the Duck #1

... does that still count as funny?

Was it ever funny? Was anything involving that guy? Ever? I just don't know anymore.

# ? Dec 12, 2016 23:30

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

cant cook creole bream posted:

Was it ever funny? Was anything involving that guy? Ever? I just don't know anymore.

and trying to destroy the CIA before he even takes office is starting to seem really funny

# ? Dec 12, 2016 23:33

Roth: Jul 9, 2016

What

# ? Dec 12, 2016 23:34

X-O: Apr 28, 2002; Long Live The King!

Synthbuttrange posted:

and trying to destroy the CIA before he even takes office is starting to seem really funny

This is not the thread for this.

# ? Dec 12, 2016 23:45

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

X-O posted:

This is not the thread for this.

Yeah, sorry, in retrospect I really should have realized the depressing places that would go.

Howard the Duck #2. is hopefully more purestrain funny.

# ? Dec 12, 2016 23:48

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

ImpAtom posted:

# ? Dec 13, 2016 01:26

The Question IRL: Jun 8, 2013; Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

ImpAtom posted:

Yeah, sorry, in retrospect I really should have realized the depressing places that would go.

Howard the Duck #2. is hopefully more purestrain funny.

I'm imagining that the "IN SPACE" is said in the same tone as the Muppet's sketch of "Pigs...IN SPACE!"

(Or the bit at the end of Mel Brooks History of the World Part 1 where it has "Jews....IN SPACE!")

# ? Dec 13, 2016 11:58

Woebin: Feb 6, 2006

The Question IRL posted:

I'm imagining that the "IN SPACE" is said in the same tone as the Muppet's sketch of "Pigs...IN SPACE!"

(Or the bit at the end of Mel Brooks History of the World Part 1 where it has "Jews....IN SPACE!")

I dunno what either of those sound like but this is clearly supposed to be one of those voicemail messages where you slot in a snippet about what's going on. Usually there's a brief pause and tone shift between the main message and the module.

Ugh, I know *exactly* what it sounds like but I can't find an example. The point is that it's just "[...]we are unable to assist you at the moment as the Avengers are [x]. To contact your local police department[...]" where [x] can be replaced with a soundbite for whatever's appropriate. IN SPACE. FIGHTING SKRULL INFILTRATORS. CURRENTLY DISBANDED. TEMPORARILY DEAD. And so forth.

# ? Dec 13, 2016 19:12

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Woebin posted:

I dunno what either of those sound like but this is clearly supposed to be one of those voicemail messages where you slot in a snippet about what's going on. Usually there's a brief pause and tone shift between the main message and the module.

Ugh, I know *exactly* what it sounds like but I can't find an example. The point is that it's just "[...]we are unable to assist you at the moment as the Avengers are [x]. To contact your local police department[...]" where [x] can be replaced with a soundbite for whatever's appropriate. IN SPACE. FIGHTING SKRULL INFILTRATORS. CURRENTLY DISBANDED. TEMPORARILY DEAD. And so forth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAsIx3oPY-8

# ? Dec 13, 2016 19:25

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Woebin posted:

I dunno what either of those sound like

# ? Dec 13, 2016 19:25

redbackground: Sep 24, 2007; BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!; Grimey Drawer

Woebin posted:

I dunno what either of those sound like

# ? Dec 13, 2016 19:30

haitfais: Aug 7, 2005; I am offended by your ham, sir.

Woebin posted:

I dunno what either of those sound like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reBzU8E_Ajk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cy9HeM8QQc

haitfais fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Dec 13, 2016

# ? Dec 13, 2016 19:33

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

Woebin posted:

I dunno what either of those sound like but this is clearly supposed to be one of those voicemail messages where you slot in a snippet about what's going on. Usually there's a brief pause and tone shift between the main message and the module.

Ugh, I know *exactly* what it sounds like but I can't find an example. The point is that it's just "[...]we are unable to assist you at the moment as the Avengers are [x]. To contact your local police department[...]" where [x] can be replaced with a soundbite for whatever's appropriate. IN SPACE. FIGHTING SKRULL INFILTRATORS. CURRENTLY DISBANDED. TEMPORARILY DEAD. And so forth.

Yeah, that's how I took as well. It's even better when the filler is in a completely different voice and meter than the main message.

Female Voice: ..the Avengers are
Male Voice: ... IN SPACE ...
Female Voice: To contact your...

# ? Dec 13, 2016 20:29

Zeeman: May 8, 2007; Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!

flosofl posted:

Yeah, that's how I took as well. It's even better when the filler is in a completely different voice and meter than the main message.

Female Voice: ..the Avengers are
Male Voice: ... IN SPACE ...
Female Voice: To contact your...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UatzGsaWxFY&t=41s

# ? Dec 13, 2016 23:11

Some Pinko Commie: Jun 9, 2009; CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

From the Gwenpool Holiday Special Mix Up #1, specifically, Thanos's line.

# ? Dec 14, 2016 15:21

Cooked Auto: Aug 4, 2007

flosofl posted:

Yeah, that's how I took as well. It's even better when the filler is in a completely different voice and meter than the main message.

Female Voice: ..the Avengers are
Male Voice: ... IN SPACE ...
Female Voice: To contact your...

I would like to believe they got Vision to do the location soundbites while Tony did the rest. And then never really bothered changing that despite whatever happened to the Avengers.

# ? Dec 14, 2016 15:23