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extra row of teeth posted:
I am deeply flawed but want a girl who is perfect in every respect, especially her body. Perfect women definitely exist and being in their proximity means I should have a chance with them. I thought it would be good enough that I was "nice" to her, but it turns out, some handsome men also touch women lovingly during sex? World shattered, please send help.
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WampaLord posted:Yes, you are weird. Even if she was doing it without smearing poo poo everywhere, I would still be concerned because scat play is extremely hosed up and I wouldn't want to date someone who's into it. It's just asking for pinkeye!!
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Dec 15, 2016 17:07
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Like, I get that it sucks to look like garbage and be bullied (welcome to my highschool experience), but you know what? That doesn't obligate completely unrelated people to "make up" for that.
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Dec 15, 2016 17:08
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underage at the vape shop posted:And redditors are telling him to be accepting of it and her wiping poo poo on his carpet? What the gently caress? Not surprising, Redditors also persuaded that woman that it was a good idea to reveal an incestuous relationship to their family. "Dear Reddit, I found my girlfriend dragging her arse around the bedroom floor like a dog, when should I ask her to marry me?"
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Dec 15, 2016 17:09
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alphabettitouretti posted:
Only after the two of you get your Dad's blessing!
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Dec 15, 2016 17:11
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Pick posted:Like, I get that it sucks to look like garbage and be bullied (welcome to my highschool experience), but you know what? That doesn't obligate completely unrelated people to "make up" for that. I'm not really seeing that much malice in the post, honestly. That guy might be the first self-described "incel" in the world whose main thesis statement doesn't appear to be "this whore should dump her rear end in a top hat boyfriend and be with me because it's not fair," either because (a) he genuinely likes both people involved and neither of them fit into the incel worldview, and he's an epiphany and a few months of decent therapy away from being a normal well-adjusted person, or (b) he is a fake person in a troll post designed to either inspire similar epiphanies in real incels or make them v mad
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Dec 15, 2016 17:13
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loquacius posted:I'm not really seeing that much malice in the post, honestly. That guy might be the first self-described "incel" in the world whose main thesis statement doesn't appear to be "this whore should dump her rear end in a top hat boyfriend and be with me because it's not fair," either because (a) he genuinely likes both people involved and neither of them fit into the incel worldview, and he's an epiphany and a few months of decent therapy away from being a normal well-adjusted person, or (b) he is a fake person in a troll post designed to either inspire similar epiphanies in real incels or make them v mad quote:why the gently caress is this happening? why can't i have her? why can't i be with her like that? i just want to be loved. it's not my fault i was born like this.
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Dec 15, 2016 17:14
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Really sucks to be that guy. Feel bad for him but there is basically no solution so oh well hope it works out.
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Dec 15, 2016 17:15
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If I found out my "friend" had watched a sex tape of me without my consent, I would make my boyfriend kick him out and have my lawyer send a letter explaining that if he made a copy of it, it had better be destroyed or I will sue his rear end to oblivion.
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Dec 15, 2016 17:19
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Here's something not as extreme as a few of the last postquote:I(24M) have fallen in love with my lesbian best friend (26F)
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Dec 15, 2016 17:19
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Chomp8645 posted:Really sucks to be that guy. Feel bad for him but there is basically no solution so oh well hope it works out. He could travel to a low conflict warzone and either die horribly or live long enough to make a name for himself as a warrior and his scars and strange personality will just be normal. This is not a good solution but it exists.
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Dec 15, 2016 17:19
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Gaunab posted:Here's something not as extreme as a few of the last post Invite her to watch Chasing Amy and then try to make a move on her.
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Dec 15, 2016 17:22
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Barudak posted:He could travel to a low conflict warzone and either die horribly or live long enough to make a name for himself as a warrior and his scars and strange personality will just be normal. He can become a legend to those who live on the battlefield.... Let's get a script together. My working title is "From Big Bitch to Big Boss".
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Dec 15, 2016 17:25
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Again, he is all twisted up with resentment and self-loathing, but he seems to respect their relationship enough to know that he shouldn't seriously try to break them up (see: "I just want to be loved" implies it's not really about this girl at all; "is there any way at all I can, maybe" implies he knows it'll never work). I dunno, I agree he should remove himself from this situation because it is untenable (and get therapy, lots of it), the only place where we disagree is that he sets off my pity zones and your anger zones  Chomp8645 posted:Really sucks to be that guy. Feel bad for him but there is basically no solution so oh well hope it works out. He should move out and get therapy, it won't get him this girl but it'll make him a better person and maybe get him a different one eventually WampaLord posted:Invite her to watch Chasing Amy and then try to make a move on her. I haven't seen this movie in like fifteen years but I don't think the ending worked out the way he'd want it to
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Dec 15, 2016 17:27
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I was ready to roll my eyes at the dumbfuck just after reading his title butquote:
makes u think
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Dec 15, 2016 17:28
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Yeah okay he's not well-adjusted, by compared to most incels he's practically a normal person. He isn't lashing out at these people, he knows that he's not attractive and he's just (overly) jealous of what others have instead of blaming them for his shortcomings. His fellow incels would not be saying that Chad is a genuinely nice guy that loves his girlfriend, or that he really enjoys just spending time with her; they'd be saying that she's a whore because she won't sleep with him instead of Chad and that Chad is a horrible player that cheats on everyone and treats women like poo poo.
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Dec 15, 2016 17:29
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tactlessbastard posted:I was ready to roll my eyes at the dumbfuck just after reading his title but It makes me think she isn't a lesbian.
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Dec 15, 2016 17:30
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It's not my anger-zone, it's my annoyance zone. Because I deal with guys like that and they never see it from the woman's point of view. If he were a super hot guy with a great, caring, smart, attractive girlfriend, should he break it off for her roommate, a schlubby girl who hates herself? Why is that his responsibility?
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Dec 15, 2016 17:31
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loquacius posted:I haven't seen this movie in like fifteen years but I don't think the ending worked out the way he'd want it to Not every relationship works out but at least he'd have a story about how he managed to "convert" a lesbian for a while.
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Dec 15, 2016 17:32
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tactlessbastard posted:I was ready to roll my eyes at the dumbfuck just after reading his title but He might as well ask her, sexualities are fluid and maybe she's interested now. I mean, if she says no, he was going to break off the friendship anyway, and this way she also knows what's going on.
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Dec 15, 2016 17:33
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Poop girlfriend is obviously turned on by the secrecy and transgressiveness as much as the actual scat play, so if you accommodate her it'll probably escalate to making GBS threads her pants at dinner or whatever the scatological equivalent of a berth ell pup wedding is. It's a nice day for a brown wedding!
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Dec 15, 2016 17:33
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Pick posted:It's not my anger-zone, it's my annoyance zone. Because I deal with guys like that and they never see it from the woman's point of view. If he were a super hot guy with a great, caring, smart, attractive girlfriend, should he break it off for her roommate, a schlubby girl who hates herself? Why is that his responsibility? I guess another key difference here is that I don't think he's actually going to put it on her, because he doesn't seem to blame her for choosing an actually attractive person instead of him like other incels usually do
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Dec 15, 2016 17:35
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OK how is Pick the only person who seems to have noticed he watched her loving sex tape?? That is a violation of her (and the bf) in the extreme; this places the dude right next to a dumpster as far as his quality as a human being.
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Dec 15, 2016 17:40
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EDIT ^^ Beaten like that incel nerd's pencil dick Quote-Unquote posted:Yeah okay he's not well-adjusted, by compared to most incels he's practically a normal person. He isn't lashing out at these people, he knows that he's not attractive and he's just (overly) jealous of what others have instead of blaming them for his shortcomings. If this is real, then while yes his thought process is much better than the bitter incels who are like ALL WOMEN ARE WHOOOOOORES, this guy still snuck into his roommate's room, filtered through his things, touched the girl's panties, and then watched a sex tape of her and jacked off to it. He may not be openly resentful of others, but those actions put him square into top-tier creep territory. If I was that girl I wouldn't ever want to be under the same roof as him again.
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Dec 15, 2016 17:43
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I love how he can't help but call his roommate, who has never been anything but kind and friendly to him and a loving partner to his girlfriend, a "Chad" because he's getting laid. It's like how everyone below 6'2" is a "manlet." Edit: also that dude is a creep, even if he's not as much of a creep as some. Creepiness is a spectrum and that dude is on it.
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Dec 15, 2016 17:45
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Pelvic Floor Wax posted:OK how is Pick the only person who seems to have noticed he watched her loving sex tape?? Yeah I'm not gonna defend that, but he at least seems to feel really bad about it now and is treating it like the huge violation of privacy it is, for whatever that's worth. EG the subject of the post is "I did something and I need help"
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Dec 15, 2016 17:56
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It still ends with "how do I tell her how I feel" and asking if he has a chance. You can't start a relationship on a huge, willful violation of privacy. I think the extreme availability of porn has led to some people thinking that this isn't a big deal. It's a huge drat deal, and again I'd already have contacted my lawyer if I were her and knew what he had accessed.
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Dec 15, 2016 17:57
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Don't worry Pick nobody is gonna watch your sex tape.
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Dec 15, 2016 18:00
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loquacius posted:Yeah I'm not gonna defend that, but he at least seems to feel really bad about it now and is treating it like the huge violation of privacy it is, for whatever that's worth. EG the subject of the post is "I did something and I need help" He only feels bad because they got emotional in the sex tape. Had they just hosed it sounds like he would have kept watching the tape, finished off, and gone on with his life even more obsessed with her but now armed with jerk off material of her too. He's a total loving creeper.
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Dec 15, 2016 18:05
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value-brand cereal posted:I'm just so curious what the incest half sibling sister said to her mom. How on earth do you go about phrasing 'Mom. I love this dude so much and we're getting married. Also turns our we're half siblings. u kewl w/ that?' How do you say those words and not immediately think everything about that is just wrong and should not happen? quote:FINAL UPDATE: The user's still posting in other places though https://www.reddit.com/user/oopscest
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Dec 15, 2016 18:09
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loquacius posted:Yeah I'm not gonna defend that, but he at least seems to feel really bad about it now and is treating it like the huge violation of privacy it is, for whatever that's worth. EG the subject of the post is "I did something and I need help" He needs help on how to approach her and "acquire" her. Look how he ends his post. He doesn't ask for help getting over her. gently caress this creep.
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Dec 15, 2016 18:10
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When I was in highschool there was a kid named Chad who was the very definition of incel and it makes me laugh every time picturing other incels getting pissed at "Chad"
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Dec 15, 2016 18:10
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Presteign posted:Welp, incest girl posted another update. Aww, dammit. On the plus side, she exposed the vast majority of commentators as weirdos who encourage incest and lying to your partner.
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Dec 15, 2016 18:11
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WampaLord posted:He only feels bad because they got emotional in the sex tape. Had they just hosed it sounds like he would have kept watching the tape, finished off, and gone on with his life even more obsessed with her but now armed with jerk off material of her too. Agreed. He throws a tantrum at the end about how it's not fair that she loves her equally loving boyfriend, because he deserves her for... Invading her privacy in the most detestable way and liking video games??
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Dec 15, 2016 18:12
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It was clear it was a hoax the moment she said their mutual dad had Kleinfelter's, a genetic disorder characterized by full sterility.
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Dec 15, 2016 18:13
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loquacius posted:Yeah I'm not gonna defend that, but he at least seems to feel really bad about it now and is treating it like the huge violation of privacy it is, for whatever that's worth. EG the subject of the post is "I did something and I need help" Nah, I'm with Pick and Wampa on this one. I get your point being he might be redeemable, but he is human garbage. I would 100% rather have some dude secretly think I'm a stupid slut because I won't gently caress him and complain online than have him watch me naked having sex without my consent.
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Dec 15, 2016 18:13
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I can't find incel guy's post and I really want to see the comments, has it been deleted
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Dec 15, 2016 18:19
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I think I've hit my self-imposed post limit for convincing internet strangers that another internet stranger deserves pity There is no concrete set number for this but when you hit it you just know
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Dec 15, 2016 18:19
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loquacius posted:I think I've hit my self-imposed post limit for convincing internet strangers that another internet stranger deserves pity Have you considered that a person who recognizes they have a problem and wants to change should be scorned and spat upon instead? I suppose you think that prisons should be about rehabilitation as well LOL!!!!
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loquacius posted:Yeah I'm not gonna defend that, but he at least seems to feel really bad about it now and is treating it like the huge violation of privacy it is, for whatever that's worth. EG the subject of the post is "I did something and I need help" idk no one forced him to touch a panty or jack off to the sex tape in the first place
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