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blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
I believe you mean "thur gatdang awl"

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Enourmo posted:

They actually do spell it al-u-min-i-um, though. Whoever wrote that paper thought it fit better with names like lithium, sodium, titanium, etc. Nevermind that platinum and lanthanum exist, two outliers from the pattern is fine but three is just unacceptable.

The paper that spelled it al-u-min-um was published first, though, so gently caress 'em.

It is convention* that the names of metals would end in -ium. Titanium, beryllium, sodium, calcium, iridium, magnesium, etc. So by that logic aluminium is more correct.

Other conventions*: Halogens end in -ine (chlorine, iodine, astatine). Noble gases end in -on (argon, krypton, neon).

I say * because there were tons of exceptions to the rule from the beginning. Any element that already had a name generally kept it (iron, zinc, sulfur). Sometimes the scientists just didn't care and used -um instead of -ium because it sounded better (platinum, tantalum). Sometimes they were wrong about what an element was (helium was first discovered in the sun's spectrum, and was believed to be the metal that the sun was made out of, hence -ium ending). Sometimes they just didn't give a poo poo, for instance when naming boron, which is not a noble gas and is just called that based on an old Persian word, or tungsten, which is just Swedish for "heavy stone."


tl;dr: there is no pattern, it's all meaningless :science:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Ola posted:

The Brits pronounce "Wurlington-Weatherington Houghman Harleybone" as "wuffbun" so they clearly aren't to be trusted around syllables.

Worchestershire

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Godholio posted:

Worchestershire

"Glue-sister?"

"Gloucester, sir."

I could tell you a story about salt-water language fuckery in Newfoundland but I'm sorta hesitant to it is so odd

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Nebakenezzer posted:

"Glue-sister?"

"Gloucester, sir."

I could tell you a story about salt-water language fuckery in Newfoundland but I'm sorta hesitant to it is so odd

No need to gild the lily, let's hear it.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Sagebrush posted:

It is convention* that the names of metals would end in -ium. Titanium, beryllium, sodium, calcium, iridium, magnesium, etc. So by that logic aluminium is more correct.

Other conventions*: Halogens end in -ine (chlorine, iodine, astatine). Noble gases end in -on (argon, krypton, neon).

It makes me angry that “Moscovium” brings “–ium” to the pnictogens.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Platystemon posted:

It makes me angry that “Moscovium” brings “–ium” to the pnictogens.

This is some pro level posting right here. :golfclap:

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

joat mon posted:

No need to gild the lily, let's hear it.

OK, so there's a generic Canadian rural accent (think "talks like the trailer park boys") and the Newfoundland accent is like that but with a few unique expressions thrown in, and a bit more twang - maybe a dash of Texas or something. I like it, its kinda Irish and its kinda Canadian. Add to that (and this is based on where you grew up) you might have additional stuff, usually like a regional UK accent. I used to work in a bakery in Newfoundland and one of my coworkers used to use "he" and "she" like she lifted it from "Where Be that Blackbird Be." Anyway, I told this story a few times to the people, and they all, regardless of accent, found this story hilarious:

So it's near Christmas and I'm stocking the floor and a co-worker, Tanya calls me over to help a little old lady. Tonya has a pretty thick accent; kind of a mumbly-Manchester type thing, and I think most of you might have a little trouble understanding her until you got acquainted with it. I didn't realize it at the time, but Tonya had been abjectly defeated by this little old lady.

The little old lady turns to me and asks "D'ye 'ave any 'ok o's?"

"I'm sorry?"

" 'ok o's, d'ye 'have any 'ok o's?"

I'm stumped. "What is that?"

" 'ok o's! Ye sell 'em here all the time! Only I want them that aren't filled yet, the h'mty ones."

My brain is sorta hardlocked by this. The bakery has lots and lots of things with filling, so saying "like those, but empty" isn't much help. In desperation I ask her to find me an example of what she is talking about (this usually causes the customer to go away.)

To my surprise she comes back quickly, with some tarts.

I'm glad we're getting somewhere, but I'm still sorta baffled. She repeats what she just said, and two and two finally go together: she's looking for frozen pastry shells, specifically tart shells. I'm pretty sure the market stocks those, but in frozen, not in the bakery. Before I send her off there, I ask her what she's calling the tarts.

With only a slight bit of exacerbation, she says " 'ok o's, Y'know! R-O-C-K H-O-L-E-S!"

Yeah, " 'ok o's" is "rock holes" - evidently a name for tarts I've never heard before, sorta like cockney rhyming slang, but with half the letters dropped, just for fun?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
“Rockhole” + “tart” or “pastry” or “bakery” doesn’t turn up anything relevant on Google, so I’m at a loss.

Possibly an old, regional brand name? :shrug:

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant
I don't even know what this thread is about anymore.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Also,
Where ya to, and whatcha at?
And something habout dropping yer haitches from where der supposed to go, and putting em where dey hain't

I worked on a crew of mostly newfies for several years. Ireland's only colony.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

StandardVC10 posted:

I don't even know what this thread is about anymore.


This thread is about Lockheed Super Constellations.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Platystemon posted:

“Rockhole” + “tart” or “pastry” or “bakery” doesn’t turn up anything relevant on Google, so I’m at a loss.

Possibly an old, regional brand name? :shrug:

Tart = slut = cock hole = rock hole ?
(Delivered via little old lady)

marumaru
May 20, 2013



StandardVC10 posted:

I don't even know what this thread is about anymore.

I literally looked at the title after scrolling down and seeing nothing but that.

But let's get back on track. This thread is about beautiful planes.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Inacio posted:

But let's get back on track. This thread is about beautiful planes.



Five head.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Inacio posted:

This thread is about beautiful planes.


drat right.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Inacio posted:

I literally looked at the title after scrolling down and seeing nothing but that.

But let's get back on track. This thread is about beautiful planes.



Beautiful airplanes, and also the A380.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Inacio posted:

I literally looked at the title after scrolling down and seeing nothing but that.

But let's get back on track. This thread is about beautiful planes.



nice Deus Ex paint job, not an attractive airplane

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Platystemon posted:

“Rockhole” + “tart” or “pastry” or “bakery” doesn’t turn up anything relevant on Google, so I’m at a loss.

Possibly an old, regional brand name? :shrug:

I can tell you that the "farther out" a outport is, the weirder the idioms and expressions get. It ends in call my bluff style linguistic weirdness even to people who know where to drop the H and add the E or vice versa

Finger Prince posted:

Also,
Where ya to, and whatcha at?
And something habout dropping yer haitches from where der supposed to go, and putting em where dey hain't

Examples for the confused: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwcZzvlLP-w&t=672s

What's this thread? Right. AIRPLANES:

[ugh, google "Graf Zeppelin" and like the second result is from that anime ship girlfriend game]

Ardeem
Sep 16, 2010

There is no problem that cannot be solved through sufficient application of lasers and friendship.
The p-39 was a collection of what seemed like good ideas that was somehow less than the sum of the whole. </opinion>

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Ardeem posted:

The p-39 was a collection of what seemed like good ideas that was somehow less than the sum of the whole. </opinion>

It was quite fast down low, could have it's wings loaded very lightly, and dove like a champ. It had some real redeeming characteristics and didn't use a particularly rare engine setup., it's just that the US didn't have much use for exactly the sort of fighter the USSR wanted.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Also with a mid-mounted engine it had a serious balance problem, to the point where the recovery technique from a spin at less than 10,000 feet was "bail out".

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Needs more Connie or Phantoms

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

Syrian Lannister posted:

Needs more Connie or Phantoms

Okay.













...yeah, they were pretty much the only reason I went to Aviation Nation.

Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004

I post this every time but goddamn the Phantom is the Best Jet.

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

The Phantom always looks so clunky and unaerodynamic to me, like a Warthog. It breaks my brain to reconcile that with how loving fast it is.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Inacio posted:

I literally looked at the title after scrolling down and seeing nothing but that.

But let's get back on track. This thread is about beautiful planes.



Airbus A-:manning:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Finger Prince posted:

Also,
Where ya to, and whatcha at?
And something habout dropping yer haitches from where der supposed to go, and putting em where dey hain't

I worked on a crew of mostly newfies for several years. Ireland's only colony.

Knew that was newfie before I finished reading it. I also worked on a few construction developments years ago and there were a lot of newfies. My boss was an old Price Edward Islander - funniest guy ever when he got angry. A fun thing to start him rambling was "what's your favorite potato?"

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 09:06 on Dec 15, 2016

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Previa_fun posted:

I post this every time but goddamn the Phantom is the Best Jet.

Huh that's a funny way of spelling Tomcat. :colbert:

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Duke Chin posted:

Huh that's a funny way of spelling Tomcat. :colbert:

Maybe if you like your jets sitting in the hangar instead of actually flying

Also I will always have a soft spot for Rhinos after I saw one fly by at nearly eye level when I was visiting the Parthenon :black101:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Dealing with their maintenance issues will cure you of that.

Mortabis
Jul 8, 2010

I am stupid
Actual, indisputable best jet:

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Mortabis posted:

Actual, indisputable best jet:



Till you pass over the dateline :)

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Mortabis posted:

Actual, indisputable best jet:



Good to see the Mortabis Rule still in effect. And I don't even like the xf 23! [Phantom Supreme]

ThisIsJohnWayne fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Dec 15, 2016

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Good to see the Mortabis Rule still in effect. And I don't even like the xf 23! [Phantom Supreme]

The F-22 is a legit amazing aircraft though.

I mean by all means poo poo on Mortabis when he makes his usual dumb posts but in this case he's actually correct.

Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD
SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!
Much like Pokemon, all jets are in some way awesome and cool (except you, F-104 Starfighter, go away.)

CroatianAlzheimers
Jun 15, 2009

I can't remember why I'm mad at you...


Syrian Lannister posted:

Needs more Connie or Phantoms

Your wish is my command:





Davin Valkri posted:

(except you, F-104 Starfighter, go away.)

What kind of terrible life choices could possibly have brought you to this, the wrongest opinion?




xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Davin Valkri posted:

Much like Pokemon, all jets are in some way awesome and cool (except you, F-104 Starfighter, go away.)

Come on, the 104 nailed it. Best fighter-bomber in the whole field.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

xthetenth posted:

Come on, the 104 nailed it. Best fighter-bomber in the whole field.

You could say they hit the bullseye.

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

xthetenth posted:

Come on, the 104 nailed it. Best fighter-bomb

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