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Cumslut1895 posted:you got me: I'm black. I'm sorry. (not john pop tho) Why do you keep saying "I'm black" like it's a bad thing?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VRSAVDlpDI Say it loud!!  Here's a story: My boyfriend [33/m] proposed to me [22/f] and I didn't even realize, now he feels led on. quote:We are in a long-distance relationship for 1 year. Last week he visited me and one night we were cuddling in bed and he said he wants to marry me. I said I also want to build up something good with him. Now the thing is we often talk about the future, we already expressed before we want to get married and have kids etc., so I didn't think much of it. But a few days later it turns out he told his parents he proposed to me, and I said yes! I want to marry him in the future, but right now we both still live with family, I have to finish my degree, we both need to find a job, ... Plus I feel very young, this is my first serious relationship and we are together for just 1 year. I don't feel ready at all. He is very shocked that I don't want this, he says I've always acted like I wanted this and I have been leading him on. He doesn't understand if I love him, why I wouldn't marry him. He's from a culture with arranged marriages, so for him 1 year is a long time and he doesn't understand the need for stability first. In his culture, marriage provides stability, so finding someone you like is sufficient. I don't want to lose him but I'm also scared of marrying too soon. How can I make him understand my point of view and convince him to give this more time? Happy ending? quote:Edit: We both cooled off a bit and were able to have a normal, not emotionally overloaded conversation. While he still wishes it to be different, he could now understand my position and promised not to push me anymore on the subject. We will see how it goes, at least it has been a good learning experience. The age difference makes it a little less happy to me! 
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extra row of teeth posted:Oh my god lol at Christian diaper man. His list started fairly reasonable at first, then became kind of overboard/dickish, then took a surprise detour into Crazytown with the loving diapers. I love this thread I like to believe that the girl that ghosted him took another look at his profile, googled ABDL or whatever the acronym was, and ghosted him based on that and none of the other stuff that happened.
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I'll break the selfie seal so maybe dude will post a pic. Here's the hideous visage behind my terrible posts. Feel free to share fellow uggos and beautiful flowers. 
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Just Reddit stories please and thanks
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Tolkien minority posted:My husband (30M) makes up stories and passes them off as "jokes" Would have been funnier if he picked a less believable leading man "Yeah, they picked John C. Reilly to play Hamilton. It just got greenlit, and it looks like our new Hamilton is Michael Cera! I dunno about this casting decision to make Tony Hale Hamilton, but I guess they probably know what they're doing? I guess I can understand that they wanted someone with rapping chops, but I've never seen Outkast's Andre 3000 actually act before so making him the lead title role in a movie is kind of a bold choice. And I think I heard Eminem was going to be Aaron Burr." e: poo poo I forgot Idlewild. poo poo ok replace Andre 3000 in that joke with Tyler, The Creator loquacius fucked around with this message at 13:36 on Dec 16, 2016 |
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Better Fred Than Dead posted:12 drinks a night put you in the top 10%. The scale is coarse: top 20% is 14 drinks a week. Top 10% is 78 drinks a week. I was doing 8-9 shots a day at the end of my drinking career. You guys have to figure body weight somewhere into this calculation. The average 350 pound GBS poster doesn't feel the same affects having a six pack as a normal sized person.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My GF [23F] constantly asks me to take part in a sexual thing I'm not comfortable with. How can I [22M] shut this down and not feel guilty? The good news is he passed the test, the bad news is his girlfriend's crazy.
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Tolkien minority posted:My husband (30M) makes up stories and passes them off as "jokes" my husband does this exact thing constantly (An exaggeration, I'm not the lady from Gaslight). I've just gotten used to it and only believe things he says about half the time. They're not even jokes, because the things he says COULD be true and he says them with such conviction. It's never bad stuff or meant to make me feel bad so I find it charming and I'll fake-yell at him. Sometimes it backfires and I won't believe a true thing he's saying, but he knew the risks. This lady sounds insecure about her gullibility.
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Skratte posted:my husband does this exact thing constantly (An exaggeration, I'm not the lady from Gaslight). I've just gotten used to it and only believe things he says about half the time. They're not even jokes, because the things he says COULD be true and he says them with such conviction. It's never bad stuff or meant to make me feel bad so I find it charming and I'll fake-yell at him. Sometimes it backfires and I won't believe a true thing he's saying, but he knew the risks. This lady sounds insecure about her gullibility. Alternatively, if she doesn't like it she can tell him and he can loving stop. Oh, look, that's what happened.
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Skratte posted:my husband does this exact thing constantly (An exaggeration, I'm not the lady from Gaslight). I've just gotten used to it and only believe things he says about half the time. They're not even jokes, because the things he says COULD be true and he says them with such conviction. It's never bad stuff or meant to make me feel bad so I find it charming and I'll fake-yell at him. Sometimes it backfires and I won't believe a true thing he's saying, but he knew the risks. This lady sounds insecure about her gullibility. I do this with my SO but make sure the stories segue into conspiracy theorist nonsense after a minute or two.
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Skratte posted:my husband does this exact thing constantly (An exaggeration, I'm not the lady from Gaslight). I've just gotten used to it and only believe things he says about half the time. They're not even jokes, because the things he says COULD be true and he says them with such conviction. It's never bad stuff or meant to make me feel bad so I find it charming and I'll fake-yell at him. Sometimes it backfires and I won't believe a true thing he's saying, but he knew the risks. This lady sounds insecure about her gullibility. I do this with my SO but make sure the stories segue into conspiracy theorist nonsense after a minute or two.
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well why not posted:I do this with my SO but make sure the stories segue into conspiracy theorist nonsense after a minute or two. Me too. I blame my dad and the dad from Calvin and Hobbes. I'll try and cut back though.
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OY GEVALTquote:My [16/F] mother [42/F] had sex with one of the boys at my highschool and now everyone is talking about it.Non-Romantic Skratte posted:my husband does this exact thing constantly (An exaggeration, I'm not the lady from Gaslight). I've just gotten used to it and only believe things he says about half the time. They're not even jokes, because the things he says COULD be true and he says them with such conviction. It's never bad stuff or meant to make me feel bad so I find it charming and I'll fake-yell at him. Sometimes it backfires and I won't believe a true thing he's saying, but he knew the risks. This lady sounds insecure about her gullibility. I did not see the cleverness in this genius idea. I had to calmly explain to him that is not, in fact, how to surprise someone.
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quote:I [23M] got fed up with my girlfriend [23F] not helping shovel our enormous driveway - this morning I didn't help her before work and now she's pissed. How petty am I?
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54 40 or gently caress posted:OY GEVALT STACY'S MOM, HAS GOT IT GOIN' ON
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I've never used a snowblower in my life, but is it really effective when there's that much snow? I figured you had to shovel the brunt of it and then could blow away the rest. also 150 foot long driveway  I (35M) need to have a fake fight with another guy (30?M) and we need it to be about something where neither of our wives (30's F) can blame us for starting it. quote:First off, yes. I do realize how ridiculous this is. But we are committed to it so that's that.
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I've never used a snowblower in my life, but is it really effective when there's that much snow? I figured you had to shovel the brunt of it and then could blow away the rest. Be sure to check out Frenemies starring Will Ferrell and Will Arnett, premiering on May 16th!
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I (35M) need to have a fake fight with another guy (30?M) and we need it to be about something where neither of our wives (30's F) can blame us for starting it. Just don't hang out together? How is this an actual problem? 
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HardDiskD posted:Just don't hang out together? How is this an actual problem?
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I've never used a snowblower in my life, but is it really effective when there's that much snow? I figured you had to shovel the brunt of it and then could blow away the rest. I think you're getting snowblowers and leafblowers confused
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Improbable Lobster posted:I think you're getting snowblowers and leafblowers confused
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HardDiskD posted:Just don't hang out together? How is this an actual problem? If they tell the wives together that they want to stop, then the wives will quit making them go because they won't have to keep up the pretenses anymore. Unless the wives are sadists.
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my childhood home had an uphill driveway. it was a 2+ hour shoveling job in a blizzard and 30 minutes with a snowblower
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Maybe the girlfriend didn't want to help because she does all the shoveling while he pushes a snowblower? What the gently caress kind of division of labor is that?
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Unless Canada has weird cheap houses with long rear end driveways, I'm assuming this dude could afford to hire someone to shovel it. He should do that. This advice also works for posts about slob partners. Hire a maid to come once a week and just stop making it a problem.
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tactlessbastard posted:If they tell the wives together that they want to stop, then the wives will quit making them go because they won't have to keep up the pretenses anymore. Unless the wives are sadists. but that's what sane people do
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Yeah seriously just call Mr Plow or pay a neighborhood urchin $20
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I've never used a snowblower before, but if there came a time where I had a big driveway to remove snow from to get to work, and there was a snowblower, I'd turn it on and make an attempt. $5 says stubborn guy would have come out and helped if she so much as moved it out of the garage.
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Don't snow blowers literally push themselves so all you have to do is guide it along? lol at this guy making his gf shovel while he just walks along behind the blower. I wouldn't show up to do that either.
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he's shown her how to use it they aren't hard.. Most ones nowadays have electric start.. so it's easy Step1: plug in step 2: put throttle to start step 3 push button then there's 2 handle levers Drive Auger (Snow blowing part) then you have a gear/speed selector (usually 1-5 forward, and 1or2 Reverse gears) they aren't hard. They aren't super easy.. yes they drive themselves but you need to steer them manually and keep them kind of straight, and turn the chute direction... It's better on your back over shoveling but by no means is it like walking behind a mower.. especially as you get super deep snow.
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I [13M] accidentally told mom to go gently caress herself over the phone. My brothers [16] twin idiots are actually making me a tombstone made from wood.quote:I was arguing with mom yesterday while she's on her business trip. I warned the new call of duty game and she said no. I accidentally said the words go gently caress yourself. She said "just you wait." My idiot sister Jane 14 told the twins.
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quote:my brothers are being jerks about it and not helping me. they are helping in the best way possible bro. funerals are loving expensive
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I've never used a snowblower in my life, but is it really effective when there's that much snow? I figured you had to shovel the brunt of it and then could blow away the rest. Now this is a feel good film I would watch  I hope they keep coming up with increasingly zany plans to stay apart until they realize they actually formed an enduring life long friendship--but oh no, now their wives hate each other because they both think the other one's husband is a monster! How will the boys figure out how to make them friends again in time for Christmas?!Frenemies is the perfect title, you nailed it, other poster.
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I [13M] accidentally told mom to go gently caress herself over the phone. My brothers [16] twin idiots are actually making me a tombstone made from wood. lmao
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