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chitoryu12 posted:We chuckle as we fan ourselves off in the middle of December. My AC is running and it's like 70 outside rn One of the very few times you can be like "haha too bad you don't live in Florida, suckers!"
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Tolkien minority posted:My husband (30M) makes up stories and passes them off as "jokes" This guy is literally me.
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quote:Roommate (29F) is jealous, because her pets play/are around me (27F) more than her. How to handle?
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Take the dogs and dump her.
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I [13M] accidentally told mom to go gently caress herself over the phone. My brothers [16] twin idiots are actually making me a tombstone made from wood. That actually had me laughing out loud in real life. Those brothers are great.
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Dec 16, 2016 23:03
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It's seriously like something out of Malcolm in the Middle. I think there's even a similar episode.
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quote:He is an active drug dealer and user, should I [20/M] think my gf [25 F] 2 months [44 M] with my Ex/Girlfriend [24 F] with a guy [22M] since July of this manipulative, psycho guy [31 m]
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I can't even track who is who there, what the gently caress.
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To any FtM transgenders on here: If you have a male friend that's incel, let him gently caress your pussy. Not in a romantic way, but in a bro way. What you have in between your legs, even if you don't want it, is extremely precious. It's normal for guys to be casual about sex, so don't think that you're giving up any of your masculinity or maleness by doing this. Even if you hate having a vagina, it can be put to good use. I can assure you that if some men had vaginas, it would be completely normal for them to loan it out to a friend every once in a while.
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Lottery of Babylon posted:To any FtM transgenders on here: It's weird seeing a LoB post in gbs
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Dec 16, 2016 23:42
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It's like the age and gender boxes are censoring parts of the sentence that would ordinarily give context.
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Dec 16, 2016 23:43
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Nothing gay about two dudes loving one another's pussies with strap-ons. Just relaxing a bit.
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"hey bro bend over i got a boner i gotta take care of" "wait till halftime dude then go get the lube" "alright man, want another natty while i'm up?" "you know it bro"
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Ranma Fan Art posted:It's weird seeing a LoB post in gbs It honestly took me a few seconds before I saw who posted.
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Lottery of Babylon posted:I can assure you that if some men had vaginas, it would be completely normal for them to loan it out to a friend every once in a while. Yup, makes sense, this is why straight men are constantly blowing each other.
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Dec 17, 2016 00:16
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brojob brojob choo choo!
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WampaLord posted:Yup, makes sense, this is why straight men are constantly blowing each other. Hold up did we officially stop doing that
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I [30F] just discovered breast milk in my freezer. I think I found my husband's [32M] secret hardcore fetish. Where do I go from here? submitted 17 minutes ago by Milk_milk_leche Husband and I have been married for 3 years, together 7. I was looking around my wine cabinet cause it's Friday and I want to drink when I came across a peculiar handwritten note hidden way up high. I read the note and it was instructions on how to un-freeze milk. I was confused because I've never had a baby and we don't freeze the milk we get from the store. I remember my husband had mentioned in the past that he wanted to try breastmilk and wanted to see a woman lactating because it was some sort of fetish for him. We've been unable to get pregnant so I couldn't help him out in that regard. My husband has lots of fetishes though...stealing panties, wanting to open the relationship, and those I've indulged with him. Yes, we've had an open marriage for like a year or so. Honestly it's worked out alright for us. I'm not really the jealous type so him being with other chicks doesn't bug me. We've figured out the rules and we follow them. My issue is I had no idea that he actually got breastmilk from someone and was keeping it. I know he had talked about it but I didn't think it would escalate to that. I know it's natural but I'm pissed because a) I had no idea it was there and b) it's something I might not be able to give him ever and c) that's food for some baby and also d) the girl that gave it to him wrote "happy Valentine's Day" on the bag. I don't even think we did anything special for Valentine's Day, it's not a holiday we usually care to celebrate. Where do I go from here? I am so mad at him for keeping secrets. You should feel alright to tell your wife things, especially one that's open minded like me. He got burned bad by a therapist growing up so I understand where he's coming from about wanting to keep his fetish a secret but still. I feel like I still have a right to be pissed. tl;dr Found secret stash of breast milk in my freezer, pretty pissed at my husband for keeping secrets. Wat do?
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At least it wasn't a secret stash of frozen poo poo
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Yeah considering how she's okay with his other stuff it sounds like she already knows the issue, the fact that she might not be able to ever have a kid and in turn, produce milk.
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Dec 17, 2016 01:09
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why was he discussing fetishes with a therapist while he was "growing up"
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Pvt.Scott posted:Nothing gay about two dudes loving one another's pussies with strap-ons. Just relaxing a bit. True. It would in fact be the most masculine thing you can do because it shows you both understand male need for sex and the damage lack of it is doing to your friend, and also shows you have a male attitude about sex where you're not putting your own oval office on a pedestal.
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tl;dr: She is no longer planning on looking at my poop, but I have to be able to go at her place and text her when I poop at mine.
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Lottery of Babylon posted:True. It would in fact be the most masculine thing you can do because it shows you both understand male need for sex and the damage lack of it is doing to your friend, and also shows you have a male attitude about sex where you're not putting your own oval office on a pedestal. It's weird to see men assume that their sex drive is so loving special, like women don't do crazy loving poo poo when they can't find an adequate wang around
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Lottery of Babylon posted:True. It would in fact be the most masculine thing you can do because it shows you both understand male need for sex and the damage lack of it is doing to your friend, and also shows you have a male attitude about sex where you're not putting your own oval office on a pedestal. Idk dude taking a dick to your vagina is pretty solidly feminine...
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Pick posted:It's weird to see men assume that their sex drive is so loving special, like women don't do crazy loving poo poo when they can't find an adequate wang around Women are extremely better at hiding their thirst
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or possibly, us dudes are to thick to hide it well
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Pick posted:It's weird to see men assume that their sex drive is so loving special, like women don't do crazy loving poo poo when they can't find an adequate wang around Women dont have sex drives they just have headaches amiright gents
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WampaLord posted:Women are extremely better at hiding their thirst we're better at a lot of things 
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Smirking_Serpent posted:I [30F] just discovered breast milk in my freezer. this post was absolutely written with one hand
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I like the fantasy that one of these obsessive incel dudes could be friends with a trans guy and not have it be instantly weird.
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underage at the vape shop posted:Idk dude taking a dick to your vagina is pretty solidly feminine... What if you do it in a masculine way?
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When will people learn these open relationships just don't work.
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Batterypowered7 posted:What if you do it in a masculine way? Yeah, what if you make a scary warface and be like "is that all you got, you pussy? My grandma fucks me harder than that and she's had three hip replacements," and then you headbutt him and then make out with his bloody face?
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Pvt.Scott posted:Yeah, what if you make a scary warface and be like "is that all you got, you pussy? My grandma fucks me harder than that and she's had three hip replacements," and then you headbutt him and then make out with his bloody face? I showed you my Full Metal Jacket fanfiction in confidence 
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loquacius posted:I showed you my Full Metal Jacket fanfiction in confidence YOU'RE FullMetalJackItOff98?!
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Pick posted:It's weird to see men assume that their sex drive is so loving special, like women don't do crazy loving poo poo when they can't find an adequate wang around Women like sex a lot but you are seriously underrating how generally deranged the average male mind is. Louis CK was absolutely right when he said "You GET to have these thoughts, we HAVE to have these thoughts."
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Yeah considering how she's okay with his other stuff it sounds like she already knows the issue, the fact that she might not be able to ever have a kid and in turn, produce milk. Sounds more like it's that he hid it, to me at least. If he came home and was like "Hey, someone offered me breast milk is that cool? You know that's my thing" she might not have been as bothered by it. But coming home and finding he'd been hiding it away must really suck.
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