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Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
however taxis are bad and creeps. you fools

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Nosfereefer
Jun 15, 2011

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
We have been visited by a Christmas ghost. Stay safe, Avshalom.

hiddenmovement
Sep 29, 2011

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."

Time posted:

I have a boss who has every one of those slides he has ever seen saved in one PowerPoint. He emails an updated version around every 6 months and makes me add in post-mortem stats about how hard they failed.

Is there any chance he will make that document free to the public at some point because I would kill to read it

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Speaking of dumb money, with interest rates at long last being raised, are we going to see a sudden drying up of funding sources as it percolates down the network?

Some of it, sure. The group of investors happy with the new increased returns might tap out of VC. For the most part, startups are funded by people who are really ingrained in the tech world. It's either a lot of "true believers" or firms that don't do anything but invest in tech so they have no other avenues to pivot into.

Giant institutional investors will pull out some of their cash but this is still a small cross-section of where the money is coming from. Also, a lot of the banks will continue to fund venture debt rounds because being a relationship bank gets you put at the front of the line when IPOs/advisory work is being handed out. This is where the real money from investment banking is made. Leading giant IPOs and mergers brings in a ton of fees, puts you at the top of the rankings, and builds bank prestige. This then brings in more deals, more money, and more prestige. Uber is going to be a knife fight to land.

If you wondered why uber was able to get a leveraged loan at L+550 over the summer, this is why. A ton of investment banks are jockeying to lead their IPO and will do "favors" to uber by lending them cheap money. There is no actual quid pro quo here, but if you aren't a bank they know and deal with, like through a loan, they won't know you well enough to hire you. This makes banks undercut one another to a degree to build the relationship.

hiddenmovement posted:

Is there any chance he will make that document free to the public at some point because I would kill to read it

This type of thing isn't super valuable as it's mostly a joke. We send around as a "can you believe what these fuckers tried to get over with???". That said, it falls under the umbrella of "hedge funds don't ever publish any info ever if they are smart". There is a long history of funds accidentally giving away info and losing their edge.

Time fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Dec 18, 2016

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

FlamingLiberal posted:

The Uber CEO is on Trump's economic transition team so terrible low paying, no benefits jobs for everyone!

in the free market you'll be able to call a uber to drive you away from coastal areas being flooded by melting polar icecaps

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Typo posted:

in the free market you'll be able to call a uber to drive you away from coastal areas being flooded by melting polar icecaps
Only if they take TrumpCoin (TM)

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Uber admits to self-driving car 'problem' in bike lanes as safety concerns mount

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The San Francisco Bicycle Coalition has released a warning about Uber’s cars based on staff members’ first-hand experiences in the vehicles. When the car was in “self-driving” mode, the coalition’s executive director, who tested the car two days before the launch, observed it twice making an “unsafe right-hook-style turn through a bike lane”.

That means the car crossed the bike path at the last minute in a manner that posed a direct threat to cyclists. The maneuver also appears to violate state law, which mandates that a right-turning car merge into the bike lane before making the turn to avoid a crash with a cyclist who is continuing forward.

“It’s one of the biggest causes of collisions,” said coalition spokesman Chris Cassidy, noting that the group warned Uber of the problem. Company officials told the coalition that Uber was working on the issue but failed to mention that the self-driving program would begin two days later without permits, he said.

“The fact that they know there’s a dangerous flaw in the technology and persisted in a surprise launch,” he said, “shows a reckless disregard for the safety of people in our streets.”

Uber spokeswoman Chelsea Kohler told the Guardian in an email that “engineers are continuing to work on the problem”, and said that the company has instructed drivers to take control when approaching right turns on a street with a bike lane.

Dec 16 Guardian article

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Anthony Levandowski, the head of Uber’s autonomous vehicle program, said the rules did not apply to the company’s fleet of vehicles because of its particular form of technology.

“We cannot in good conscience sign up to regulation for something we’re not doing,” he said.

“It’s an important issue of principle about when companies can operate self-driving cars on the roads and the uneven application of statewide rules across very similar types of technology.”

Levandowski added: “You don’t need a belt and suspenders … if you’re wearing a dress.”

So "not autonomous" seems to mean "We'll teach our drivers to grab the wheel when we know in advance it's going to do the wrong thing".

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

The bike lane issue may be a case where it learned too well by observing human drivers. :v:

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Subjunctive posted:

The bike lane issue may be a case where it learned too well by observing human drivers. :v:

"System operating as speced."

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
I assume that Dan Lyons Hubspot memoir is worth reading by thread consensus, any other on topic reading recs people might have? Can be light or heavy fare, I was just curious
Also was it ever revealed what those Hubspot guys were doing in regards to trying to get his manuscript? Feels crazy that they're all happily employed right now

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.

Punkin Spunkin posted:

I assume that Dan Lyons Hubspot memoir is worth reading by thread consensus, any other on topic reading recs people might have? Can be light or heavy fare, I was just curious
Also was it ever revealed what those Hubspot guys were doing in regards to trying to get his manuscript? Feels crazy that they're all happily employed right now

I think Chaos Monkeys is similar, but about Facebook.

BarbarianElephant
Feb 12, 2015
The fairy of forgiveness has removed your red text.
I don't see what the point of a self-driving car which needs the driver to pay attention at all times just in case. I guess it might be handy for people with carpal tunnel syndrome.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Yeah if I have to be constantly poised to grab the wheel at any sign of trouble then I would rather just drive.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

BarbarianElephant posted:

I don't see what the point of a self-driving car which needs the driver to pay attention at all times just in case. I guess it might be handy for people with carpal tunnel syndrome.

It's an interim step, but for boring highway driving and in stop-and-go it's nice to be able to sit back a bit and just watch. Same idea as cruise control.

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret
From a practical standpoint (i.e. not a legal one), for me: If the car is ACTUALLY better at driving than a person, it's fine. If it's worse then it's not fine, because people aren't really going to watch the road.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
It also needs to be ACTUALLY better at driving in all circumstances, not just 99% of them, if the driver is not expected to maintain an active watch and be ready to take control.

Modern autopilots are pretty drat good in airplanes, but pilots still have to recognize the situations in which their use would be inappropriate and the ways in which they (and the systems they depend on) can fail.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

E: nm, self-driving car derails are the worst

BarbarianElephant
Feb 12, 2015
The fairy of forgiveness has removed your red text.

Subjunctive posted:

E: nm, self-driving car derails are the worst

Why would a discussion of self-driving cars be off-topic in a thread about Silicon Valley, which is pouring billions into them right now?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

BarbarianElephant posted:

Why would a discussion of self-driving cars be off-topic in a thread about Silicon Valley, which is pouring billions into them right now?

Fine!

Do you believe that the test for a human getting a driver's license is "better than all other drivers at everything"? Should it be?

BarbarianElephant
Feb 12, 2015
The fairy of forgiveness has removed your red text.

Subjunctive posted:

Fine!

Do you believe that the test for a human getting a driver's license is "better than all other drivers at everything"? Should it be?

Gawd I hope not, I suck at driving. Roll on self-driving cars!

Dr. Fishopolis
Aug 31, 2004

ROBOT

Subjunctive posted:

Do you believe that the test for a human getting a driver's license is "better than all other drivers at everything"? Should it be?

Autonomous machines have to be held to a much higher standard of safety than human pilots. For so many reasons that if it's not immediately obvious to you I have to wonder if you're arguing in good faith.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


BarbarianElephant posted:

I don't see what the point of a self-driving car which needs the driver to pay attention at all times just in case. I guess it might be handy for people with carpal tunnel syndrome.

Saves you $150 and filling out some paperwork!

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret

PT6A posted:

It also needs to be ACTUALLY better at driving in all circumstances, not just 99% of them, if the driver is not expected to maintain an active watch and be ready to take control.

Modern autopilots are pretty drat good in airplanes, but pilots still have to recognize the situations in which their use would be inappropriate and the ways in which they (and the systems they depend on) can fail.
No, from a practical standpoint an improvement is an improvement and taking a larger good with some lesser bad is a defensible option, and not just for tech worshiping sperglords. But I agree that the self-driving-car derails have been fully explored, people clearly have various personal momentums on the topic, and not much good is going to come of it.

cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

pangstrom posted:

No, from a practical standpoint an improvement is an improvement and taking a larger good with some lesser bad is a defensible option, and not just for tech worshiping sperglords. But I agree that the self-driving-car derails have been fully explored, people clearly have various personal momentums on the topic, and not much good is going to come of it.
You forget the human element. Can you imagine the advertisement? "Buy our new self driving car! Its probably at least a little better than the average driver out there!". Everyone is going to say "gently caress that" because they imagine themselves as above average drivers (remember that when surveyed, a majority of people believe they are above average) and every day they see what lovely "other" drivers do on the roads out there.

Self driving cars have to be perfect and above reproach. The auto pilot comparison is bad because everyone in the plane knows that the autopilot just does absolute basic stuff and that there are two highly trained pilots sitting right behind it. Additionally, there are so many fewer flights each day than car trips that when the auto pilot does gently caress up, its a once every few years thing. There are thousands of car accidents every day and it will take exactly one "Van with mom and kids drives itself off of bridge" story on facebook for the project to be dead as gently caress.

You are thinking about this situation like a robot computing data instead of like an emotional human being.

NewForumSoftware
Oct 8, 2016

by Lowtax
Alternatively, if a roll out of self driving cars leads to an order of magnitude less automobile accidents, expect it to pick up considerably.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

cheese posted:

Everyone is going to say "gently caress that" because they imagine themselves as above average drivers (remember that when surveyed, a majority of people believe they are above average)

I have an above average number of eyes so I'm probably a better driver than average.

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret

cheese posted:

You forget the human element. Can you imagine the advertisement? "Buy our new self driving car! Its probably at least a little better than the average driver out there!". Everyone is going to say "gently caress that" because they imagine themselves as above average drivers (remember that when surveyed, a majority of people believe they are above average) and every day they see what lovely "other" drivers do on the roads out there.

Self driving cars have to be perfect and above reproach. The auto pilot comparison is bad because everyone in the plane knows that the autopilot just does absolute basic stuff and that there are two highly trained pilots sitting right behind it. Additionally, there are so many fewer flights each day than car trips that when the auto pilot does gently caress up, its a once every few years thing. There are thousands of car accidents every day and it will take exactly one "Van with mom and kids drives itself off of bridge" story on facebook for the project to be dead as gently caress.

You are thinking about this situation like a robot computing data instead of like an emotional human being.
Yeah nobody is forgetting that, it was gone over quite a bit last few times this came up (caveman principle or whatever).

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream

NewForumSoftware posted:

Alternatively, if a roll out of self driving cars leads to an order of magnitude less automobile accidents, expect it to pick up considerably.

Yeah but we are, conservatively, 15-20 years away from the tech being there to make this true. And we also need a decade of road/infrastructure work done on top of the tech

cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

NewForumSoftware posted:

Alternatively, if a roll out of self driving cars leads to an order of magnitude less automobile accidents, expect it to pick up considerably.
I would imagine that if self driving cars are a big enough percentage of cars that they can impact the accident rate in a significant way, then they have already become a massive success. That scenario is decades away.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Owlofcreamcheese posted:

I have an above average number of eyes so I'm probably a better driver than average.

I feel my above average number of feet help with my driving.

NewForumSoftware
Oct 8, 2016

by Lowtax

cheese posted:

I would imagine that if self driving cars are a big enough percentage of cars that they can impact the accident rate in a significant way

In a single city or area? Should be pretty possible in the next few years.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
The other issue is not just if it might fail, but how it might fail. If it fails safe in every case where it gets into an exceptional state, I think people would be willing to put up with that in exchange for the added safety of a vehicle that's perfectly safe 99.9% of the rest of the time. However, if it fails in such a way that it kills or injures someone in a situation where a human driver wouldn't have done, can you imagine the outcry?

Honestly, incremental improvements to things like self-parking, adaptive cruise, collision avoidance, etc, seem way more possible and less problematic than shooting for a 100% autonomous vehicle at this point. I think full vehicle autonomy is an interesting research problem that will lead to a lot of these advances, but I think it's a fair distance off in terms of being a practical technology at the consumer level.

NewForumSoftware
Oct 8, 2016

by Lowtax

PT6A posted:

The other issue is not just if it might fail, but how it might fail. If it fails safe in every case where it gets into an exceptional state, I think people would be willing to put up with that in exchange for the added safety of a vehicle that's perfectly safe 99.9% of the rest of the time. However, if it fails in such a way that it kills or injures someone in a situation where a human driver wouldn't have done, can you imagine the outcry?

Which is why elevators were never invented and we still use stairs.

I mean, come on, this is kind of absurd, self-driving cars are happening and nobody is going to stop it.

PT6A posted:

Honestly, incremental improvements to things like self-parking, adaptive cruise, collision avoidance, etc, seem way more possible and less problematic than shooting for a 100% autonomous vehicle at this point.

Those things already exist?

quote:

I think full vehicle autonomy is an interesting research problem that will lead to a lot of these advances, but I think it's a fair distance off in terms of being a practical technology at the consumer level.

If it successfully lowers liability for commercial trucking companies you can expect it 4-5 years later in the consumer sector.

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream

NewForumSoftware posted:

Which is why elevators were never invented and we still use stairs.

I mean, come on, this is kind of absurd, self-driving cars are happening and nobody is going to stop it.

Yeah, it's definitely going to happen. But the path to it is going to be longer, rockier, and more litigious than investors in it anticipate. I'll go out on a limb and actually give a projection that is based on nothing more than intuition and having looked at hundreds of non-related market penetration cases: 25 years before we see a 20% market penetration for non-commercial vehicles.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

cheese posted:

I would imagine that if self driving cars are a big enough percentage of cars that they can impact the accident rate in a significant way, then they have already become a massive success. That scenario is decades away.

Like a third of accidents involve alcohol and another third involve people who are too tired to be driving and a bunch others probably involve other sorts of impaired people.

The amount of accidents people have that are just 'hey don't point the car at a tree" is actually pretty low just anyway. If a car can manage to drive on highways and stay in the lines most accidents end right there.

NewForumSoftware
Oct 8, 2016

by Lowtax

Time posted:

Yeah, it's definitely going to happen. But the path to it is going to be longer, rockier, and more litigious than investors in it anticipate. I'll go out on a limb and actually give a projection that is based on nothing more than intuition and having looked at hundreds of non-related market penetration cases: 25 years before we see a 20% market penetration for non-commercial vehicles.

What makes you think it will take 25 years? Who is going to sue the manufacturers and make them stop? The reason it's going to happen and happen quickly is there is literally nobody who has an interest in self-driving cars not becoming a thing. Or at least nobody with the financial resources to slow down what's already happening.

BarbarianElephant
Feb 12, 2015
The fairy of forgiveness has removed your red text.
People fear not being in control. That's why people are phobic of flying and not of driving themselves to the airport, despite the similar risks. People will be afraid of self-driving cars.

NewForumSoftware
Oct 8, 2016

by Lowtax

BarbarianElephant posted:

People fear not being in control. That's why people are phobic of flying and not of driving themselves to the airport, despite the similar risks. People will be afraid of self-driving cars.

And yet, the airline industry exists, is incredibly successful, and anyone who claims to have a "fear" of flying is beaten down quickly by the loads of statistics that show you it's more safe than driving.

Nobody votes on whether we get self-driving cars or not. The fact that some people are scared isn't going to stop it, same as it didn't stop any other number of technological advancements that were incredibly game-changing.

This isn't a social networking app, it's a technology that is solving one of the worst problems the developed world has today.

Feral Integral
Jun 6, 2006

YOSPOS

Uber wants to put 'autonomous' cars on the road that actually require a driver. But since the driver is under the impression that the car is autonomous, they are certainly going to slack off at some point and let the car drive itself while they post on some awful forum on the internet. The car then careens into the bike line or crossing guard or whatever the anomaly du jour is and murders people.

Uber then still refuses to pay the $150 for the license

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NewForumSoftware
Oct 8, 2016

by Lowtax

Feral Integral posted:

Uber wants to put 'autonomous' cars on the road that actually require a driver. But since the driver is under the impression that the car is autonomous, they are certainly going to slack off at some point and let the car drive itself while they post on some awful forum on the internet. The car then careens into the bike line or crossing guard or whatever the anomaly du jour is and murders people.

Uber then still refuses to pay the $150 for the license

Even Uber's incredibly mismanagement of the situation is going to do nothing to the efforts of companies like Volvo. Call me when a state outlaws the technology. The writing is on the wall already and everyone knows it's happening.

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