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Krakkles posted:Important question: which Disney songs? The circle of life while helecoptor dicking it.
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Krakkles posted:Important question: which Disney songs? IIIIIIVE GOT NO PANTS TO HOLD ME DOWN TO MAKE ME LAUGH TO MAKE ME FROWN IVE GOT NO PANTS TO HOLD ME DOWN IVE GOT NO PANTS ON MEEEEEE
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Dec 20, 2016 06:30
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LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS TO DEFEAT THE HUNS
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Dec 20, 2016 06:45
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Metal Geir Skogul posted:LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS I immediately thought of that one too.
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Dec 20, 2016 06:54
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What im saying here is I just ripped a fart that sounded like strangling a goose with my bare hands and that I will die alone surrounded by cats
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Dec 20, 2016 06:54
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14 BAR RIFF posted:What im saying here is I just ripped a fart that sounded like strangling a goose with my bare hands and that I will die alone surrounded by cats You will know you found the one when she rips an even nastier one right back at you.
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Dec 20, 2016 06:57
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14 BAR RIFF posted:What im saying here is I just ripped a fart that sounded like strangling a goose with my bare hands and that I will die alone surrounded by cats WHY'D THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS?
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Dec 20, 2016 07:02
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rndmnmbr posted:You will know you found the one when she rips an even nastier one right back at you. I tried that once because she challenged me to a fart off and I swear to god this is true we never had sex again
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Dec 20, 2016 07:12
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14 BAR RIFF posted:I tried that once because she challenged me to a fart off and I swear to god this is true we never had sex again My ex used to dutch-oven me. Also once called me into the bathroom to ask me something only to show me a giant turd. I never entertained any notions of women being the fairer sex but goddamn was that relationship a reality check. She's doing a lot better these days. 
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Dec 20, 2016 07:16
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14 BAR RIFF posted:I tried that once because she challenged me to a fart off and I swear to god this is true we never had sex again was this also the chick who sensed your rear end-rip from across a crowded mosh pit
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Raluek posted:was this also the chick who sensed your rear end-rip from across a crowded mosh pit 
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Dec 20, 2016 07:21
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Raluek posted:was this also the chick who sensed your rear end-rip from across a crowded mosh pit It was a Powerman 5000 show and yes
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Dec 20, 2016 07:28
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14 BAR RIFF posted:I tried that once because she challenged me to a fart off and I swear to god this is true we never had sex again Then she was obviously not the right one and you should have severed on the spot.
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Dec 20, 2016 08:24
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What I'm saying is that you should only wed the one who can beat the unbeatable by defeating you in single combat.
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Dec 20, 2016 08:27
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It should be like the end of Red Sonja where Bridgette Nielson and Arnold Schwarzenegger kiss, except instead of crossed swords it's a continent-spanning olfactory holocaust.
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Dec 20, 2016 08:29
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I'm gonna marry a VAG product lol
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Dec 20, 2016 08:29
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Brave men should die, fertile women should miscarry, children should weep tears of blood, and nations should ban pickled eggs forevermore as unspeakable weapons of mass destruction when you find her.
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Dec 20, 2016 08:32
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Not going to lie i could go for a pickled egg right now.
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Dec 20, 2016 08:54
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14 BAR RIFF posted:I'm gonna marry a VAG product lol new 14" general thread title found
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Dec 20, 2016 14:52
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I taught my daughters, who are three and six, to shout "NO PANTS NO MASTERS" while they streak across the house and laugh at farts. I don't think my wife'll ever forgive me.
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Dec 20, 2016 16:10
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Yay! Merry birthday, 14". That necklace, the peppers are polymer clay colored with real cayenne/chile powder. 14 BAR RIFF posted:Oh hell yeah I make fruit butters that I sell on SA-Mart, and someone from this thread (I'll keep it anonymous unless they say otherwise) ordered some. I suggested "hey, if you wanna kick in for shipping, I'll send 14 some stuff", and they made a generous donation that covered shipping and then some. I grow my own ghost, habanero, and other peppers, and had some stuff canned from the summer harvest. Figured 14 would need a little more spice to keep him warm. (Have you tried what I call The Sexy Girl Noodles yet? God, I love those. Tried to find you the hottest ramen my Little Korea has to offer) 14 BAR RIFF posted:Its like you know me if I could only put this on kickstarter
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Dec 20, 2016 18:06
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Oh god its me, I'm the guy just toodling through town 15 under the limit with cars behind me
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Dec 20, 2016 18:32
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gently caress loving SPLIT loving RIMS SO loving MOTHERFUCK HARD
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Dec 20, 2016 21:11
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14 BAR RIFF posted:gently caress loving SPLIT loving RIMS SO loving MOTHERFUCK HARD Is, like, having someone else handle this not an option? I mean, you've already refried your beans in the attempt. I don't think anyone here would consider you any less manly for taking everything to a shop. Unless you've already asked around and been told to pound sand?
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Dec 20, 2016 21:21
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Finding a shop that will take on split rims is one thing, but one willing to deal with solid ring split rims is extremely rare. Most people who saw these on a regular basis are retired and likely in the ground by now, frankly. And in my 7 years in the business I met 2 people with the balls to try, hell it was only in the last year or so I got the confidence to gently caress with solid rings, and I got to the point of not only confidence in, but enjoyment of split rims 4 years prior to that point. I mean it doesn't hurt to ask around and there's no fuckin shame in paying for changeovers in this case but that'd be quite lucky and he's gotta be prepared to see this phase through because it might be his only choice. I'd see about maybe bringing a case of beer to a (truck/farm) tire shop and borrowing some proper tooling though, that will improve this experience massively. Wish I was there, I'm kind of a lovely teacher over the internet 
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Dec 20, 2016 21:36
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Particularly borrowing one of those tire cage things. Jesus.
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Dec 20, 2016 22:04
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Bitch I got this  Every last step was bought with blood, sweat, and tears. It is finally Stalingrad. 
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Dec 20, 2016 22:12
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Stay safe, split rim 14"
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Dec 20, 2016 22:13
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One down, Five to go. You got dis.
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Dec 20, 2016 22:15
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Do you have a locking air chuck, and like 100' of hose? Cause I think you're gonna need more than 14" of hose.
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Dec 20, 2016 22:18
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nm posted:Particularly borrowing one of those tire cage things. Jesus. No joke here. Use a cage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQbKCd3ezrA
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Dec 20, 2016 22:23
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Remember. clean clean clean clean clean. Rust is the enemy here. Also with radials and beads that close together the tubes and flaps will fight you a bit. air (not too much, enough that it holds its shape) in the tubes will help but the stem is going to want to rip the flap out when you're laying the tire down on the wheel. Stem will also want to squish between the bead and rim, make sure it's fully in the slot when you lay the tire down (alternately if the stem slot geometry allows it you can point the stems down, it will make this easier but you'll have to get under the truck to check pressures). Then lift and push forward on the stem side of the tire and let gravity push the opposite side of the tire down, the wheel will want to rip your flap out during this phase, you'll have to constantly push it back into the tire with an open hand. DO NOT PUSH THE TIRE DOWN HERE or the flap will gently caress off immediately.
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Dec 20, 2016 22:40
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stay safe crazy frozen field insane-o ghost. id rather buy you a beer than pour one out/pour one on your limp comatose form or something
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Dec 20, 2016 22:47
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Seminal Flu posted:No joke here. Use a cage. from the related videos - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f62Z8Ev9OXA light truck tires ain't nothin to gently caress with
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Dec 20, 2016 23:05
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buttcrackmenace posted:from the related videos - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f62Z8Ev9OXA First three tires all land relatively close to one another. Truck tire flies on by with both middle-fingers out.
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Dec 20, 2016 23:15
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Fermented Tinal posted:First three tires all land relatively close to one another. Truck tire flies on by with both middle-fingers out. I laughed pretty hard when the big one just obliterated the launch ramp and still set second bestdistance
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Dec 20, 2016 23:25
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14 BAR RIFF posted:I laughed pretty hard when the big one just obliterated the launch ramp and still set second bestdistance If it had gotten the full upward elevation from an intact ramp it likely would have outdistanced the dump truck tire.
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Dec 21, 2016 00:20
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gently caress all things about every split forever and for all time. Got the first rim bottom inside the tire with flap correct and tube properly aligned. Tommy any tricks to reinstalling the solid ring at this point?
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Dec 21, 2016 00:41
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Ring still has cleaning left to do but gently caress me
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Just think how much easier all the others are going to be now!
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