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Some poo poo you keep to yourself, the fact that you find women/men other than your SO attractive is a given, it's going to happen, you know it, your SO knows it, but ffs don't actually tell them. You bury that poo poo deep inside and go drink until it stops bothering you.
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I would love to hear the dude's side of this. How intense is this crush where he's decided "new job" is the best solution? The only other explanation I can think of is that he actually managed to have an affair and is now covering for it after the fact.
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Goddamn do I love this thread. Reading a few pages here always makes me feel like I've really got a handle on things.
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Yeah you can totally say "funny story honey, and I'll preface this by saying I love you and you know you can trust me, right? But I kinda started getting a crush on this new girl at work. I find it awkward as hell and don't think she knows anything about it, I'm being super professional. I'm looking at new jobs. Just so you know! Love you blah blah"
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MF_James posted:Some poo poo you keep to yourself, the fact that you find women/men other than your SO attractive is a given, it's going to happen, you know it, your SO knows it, but ffs don't actually tell them. You bury that poo poo deep inside and go drink until it stops bothering you. Also things to keep to yourself: Found a bit of tp on your wife's junk. Just pick it off and move on with your day.
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WampaLord posted:I would love to hear the dude's side of this. How intense is this crush where he's decided "new job" is the best solution? This is my new favourite theory. He's trying to cover it up, she's sensing it's more serious than he says
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ZombieJesus posted:This is my new favourite theory. He's trying to cover it up, she's sensing it's more serious than he says Welp I banged the intern, really done screwed the pooch this time! Better tell the missus it was "just a crush" and switch jobs. Also industries. Also states.
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Grem posted:Also things to keep to yourself: Found a bit of tp on your wife's junk. Just FTFY
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What if he changes jobs and there's and equally or more attractive 22 year old?! What then?!
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Grem posted:Also things to keep to yourself: Found a bit of tp on your wife's junk. Just pick it off and move on with your day. I wonder what that disgusting goonlord would do if his girlfriend farted or accidentally peed during sex. Considering his reaction to a little piece of toilet paper, he would probably break up immediately and then off himself.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I wonder what that disgusting goonlord would do if his girlfriend farted or accidentally peed during sex. Considering his reaction to a little piece of toilet paper, he would probably break up immediately and then off himself. We can only hope.
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The problem is that it isn't just toilet paper or smegma ( ), it's crippling obesity and a host of other hygiene problems. That post only scratched the disgusting surface I'm sure
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The mental image you get from that post is the mental image you should be using for most of these couples by the way.
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mmmm crushin pretty hard, i better change jobs before this gets out of hand, gotta nip this blossoming gently caress storm in the bud because i can tell she's mad hot 2 trot 
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Why would you not keep your dick clean? I use it all the time. I gotta pee, I gotta blow loads...I guess that's about it. Both of those activities are vastly improved by not having a greasy cheese-dick. Be nice to your best friend, fellas.
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I wish you retards could stop posting about how you personally think Pick and Troposphere aren't insufferably poo poo, it's making it impossible to ignore their wretched existence.
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Dec 20, 2016 20:52
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Bigstock. Heh.
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if you can smell your own dick when you go pee you could probably use several showers. they're both obese
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Pvt.Scott posted:Bigstock. Heh. i know i laughed too
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how me a frog posted:I wish you retards could stop posting about how you personally think Pick and Troposphere aren't insufferably poo poo, it's making it impossible to ignore their wretched existence. Sure seems like they're making benign contributions to this thread, unlike your garbage.
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how me a frog posted:I wish you retards could stop posting about how you personally think Pick and Troposphere aren't insufferably poo poo, it's making it impossible to ignore their wretched existence. And I wish people would stop randomly dropping in to insult them apropos of nothing.
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how me a frog posted:I wish you retards could stop posting about how you personally think Pick and Troposphere aren't insufferably poo poo, it's making it impossible to ignore their wretched existence. Pick and Troposphere actually own though.
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WampaLord posted:And I wish people would stop randomly dropping in to insult them apropos of nothing. Apropos of nothing? It would take days to compile a simple top 10 worst of.
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how me a frog posted:Apropos of nothing? It would take days to compile a simple top 10 worst of. Get busy then, and see if anyone gives a poo poo when it's done.
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Ratjaculation posted:That's alright, bar near me does a 9/11 combo. The Japanese hibachi place near me has a "Pearl Harbor" cocktail
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flick my Mr. Bean posted:The Japanese hibachi place near me has a "Pearl Harbor" cocktail A bunch of cocktail weenies for torpedoes and Sailor Jerry's for seaman blood?
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Why are people determined to derail this thread? Your take on whether you like Pick is as stale as your take on open relationships.
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how me a frog posted:Apropos of nothing? It would take days to compile a simple top 10 worst of. How does this follow at all.
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quote:We dated for 4 years before we got hitched. I love the guy to death but what he just came out as scares me. Recently got married and moved into a new house that we are remodeling. I had no idea he was those things before he told me a few hours ago.
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how me a frog posted:Apropos of nothing? It would take days to compile a simple top 10 worst of. then go ahead and write your cracked.com article dumbass
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mfcrocker posted:Side note: Irish Car Bombs is a lovely name for a drink it's like going to New York and ordering a 9/11 Or Oklahoma and asking for a Tim McVeigh special
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how me a frog posted:Apropos of nothing? It would take days to compile a simple top 10 worst of. CharlestheHammer posted:How does this follow at all. So let me try to understand this: They're so "insufferably poo poo", but it would take literally days to find 10 examples of why. Yeah, that makes sense.
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Just stay with the rich doctor elf, stupid and be thankful he isn't an orc or some such
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JFairfax posted:Or Oklahoma and asking for a Tim McVeigh special Tears In A Vial posted:He is 34 and claims to be a dang elf for crying out loud. edit: vvv I know. I just mean until the last paragraph the writing indicates it's a woman, and not because it mentions "husband". Usually when it's a gay couple the writing is more masculine. I do not even mean the content of the post. I just mean the grammar and word usage. Khorne fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Dec 20, 2016 |
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Khorne posted:That's also one of the most feminine posts written by a man I've ever seen. No judgment. quote:We are both gay males
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WampaLord posted:I would love to hear the dude's side of this. How intense is this crush where he's decided "new job" is the best solution?
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Pick posted:The mental image you get from that post is the mental image you should be using for most of these couples by the way. Nah, always cast them like a Rom Com. Like the gay otherkins are Kevin James and Woody Harrelson, and Woody is the one thinking he's an elf.
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Pick posted:The mental image you get from that post is the mental image you should be using for most of these couples by the way. let's be honest here, both of them are always fat in every case
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Pearnicious posted:So let me try to understand this: They're so "insufferably poo poo", but it would take literally days to find 10 examples of why. I mean he's clearly saying that there are so many examples it would take days to work out which were the absolute worst but whatever I don't even care post funny stories you dumb assess
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