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ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
*searches for painful anal*
these women look so miserable, porn is so messed up

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remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem
I don't seek out abusive stuff. I guess I was hoping that I wasn't the only person that felt this way.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




e: ^ don't do poo poo that makes you uncomfortable, that's absolutely fine

porn is pretty messed up, my dude

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

i only watch snuff films from russia

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem

The Snoo posted:

e: ^ don't do poo poo that makes you uncomfortable, that's absolutely fine

porn is pretty messed up, my dude

I like you, The Snoo :)

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

remigious posted:

I don't seek out abusive stuff. I guess I was hoping that I wasn't the only person that felt this way.

if you're just looking generically for porn the vast majority of the time the actors and actresses look at worst bored, certainly not abused. I simply can not imagine having a general impression that everyone in porn was suffering unless you were specifically looking at niche genres that catered to viewers who wanted to see that.

Incoherence
May 22, 2004

POYO AND TEAR

WampaLord posted:

E: VVV In his defense, so much mainstream stuff today includes stuff like gagging and slapping.
Yeah, for some reason a lot of people get off to women who look absolutely miserable and so that percolates into otherwise vanilla porn. I don't personally get it, but libidos are weird...

Theotus
Nov 8, 2014

Nobody cares about the porn you guys watch or don't watch.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



lol if you don't just jerk it to your own shadow while you're jerking it

Themata
Dec 10, 2011

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Gluten Freeman posted:

A friend and I[both 21M] humiliated a girl[20F] who has social anxiety. He doesn't seem to regret it, I want to make it up to

These people are really terrible, and reminds me of when in high school, a bunch of girls did something similar by making a poo poo talking website about someone they thought was an ugly, boy-stealing slut. :smith: They eventually got ratted out, and proceeded to freak out about how her seeing the site would 'make her feel bad', and ended up taking it down.

The Snoo posted:

I'm so glad that my husband and I both hate porn and he's happy with just me and my big honkin' tits and if he needs to masturbate he just asks and does it on my tits so like....... no drama. nice

r/relationships 3.0: big honkin' tits....... no drama. nice

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Honk honk.

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

The Snoo posted:

I'm so glad that my husband and I both hate porn and he's happy with just me and my big honkin' tits and if he needs to masturbate he just asks and does it on my tits so like....... no drama. nice

:whitewater:

Your husband jacks off to porn.

Nancy
Nov 23, 2005



Young Orc
Come on guys everyone knows in all porn involving women, the women are abused. It's why I only look at ethical porn of dude's suckin on big dongers. It's the only way to be sure.

edit: The dongers need to be real big and meaty.

Nancy fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Dec 21, 2016

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
if you're regularly watching porn when you have a partner you have a problem.

and that problem is probably underperforming.

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Nov 4, 2009

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The Snoo posted:

I'm so glad that my husband and I both hate porn and he's happy with just me and my big honkin' tits and if he needs to masturbate he just asks and does it on my tits so like....... no drama. nice

He watches porn.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
I hope the commenters are telling that guy that it's too late for an apology and that he should learn from the experience and not be a huge rear end in a top hat next time.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

zakharov posted:

I hope the commenters are telling that guy that it's too late for an apology and that he should learn from the experience and not be a huge rear end in a top hat next time.

Yes, Reddit is very good at telling people when they're lovely, all the comments are just ganging up on him.

Which he entirely deserves.

Metis of the Chat Thread
Aug 1, 2014


oh they absolutely are, don't worry

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zakharov posted:

I hope the commenters are telling that guy that it's too late for an apology and that he should learn from the experience and not be a huge rear end in a top hat next time.

There have also been calls for him to get therapy and the top comment calls him out on his self-righteous bullshit and that he only wants to apologize to assuage his own guilt so that he can tell himself that he's a good guy.

Fuckin' evisceration is what's happening.

Oh and one guy said to mail a letter but assume she won't ever read it.

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



JFairfax posted:

if you're regularly watching porn when you have a partner you have a problem.

and that problem is probably underperforming.

Porn is even better when you have a partner because you can "liven things up" and fantasize alone without having a wandering eye towards other women/men IMO :shrug: Like I'm a female and still indulge, and never cared if my boyfriends did (except for back in high school with my first bf, because I was a retard and didn't really understand the role of porn).

As long as you have the drive and energy to satisfy your partner too, who cares?

Lonely Virgil
Oct 9, 2012

Gluten Freeman posted:

Masturbating to your coworkers' instagrams is creepy though. The guy should have just told her he was gonna masturbate to porn and if she hated the idea that much then they should break up. But, of course, that was never gonna happen.

Anyway, here's a nice story of a bunch of terrible, terrible people:


"this person me and my friend went out of our way to befriend keeps hanging around me for some reason!! what a nerd!!"

But- but I only did it because of peer pressure, I can't control my own actions. Owe is me. :qq:

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Pivotal Lever posted:

:whitewater:

Your husband jacks off to porn.

no neither of us do because of trauma and our mutual love and respect for each other but nice try weirdos

snoo fucked around with this message at 05:34 on Dec 21, 2016

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




quote is not edit!!

but if you don't like porn then date someone who also doesn't like it. and if you like/need porn for whatever reason then date someone who also is cool with it and don't loving lie to your partner or make promises you can't keep if they're not comfortable with it

snoo fucked around with this message at 05:38 on Dec 21, 2016

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
You know how sometimes a story seems cheap because the bad guy is just so over the top evil for evil's sake that it doesn't make any sense?

quote:

I Live in Scandinavia, English is not my first language, sorry about any grammatical funnies.

When I got home today I had a feeling something was wrong. My parents were both acting normal but my sister was obviously upset about something. She didn't want to tell me why at first, I asked my parents if she had said anything or if anything had happened and my mom just said they had had a "talk" and she had gotten upset.

I kept telling my sister to tell me what was wrong and she started crying. She said she had made me "a book" about a show I watch with her. She said she had written 25 pages on Word, then she had made a front page to the book herself and had bound it together following a tutorial she found on youtube. It was going to be my Christmas gift.

Then on Monday, our parents was making sure she had all of her Christmas gifts ready. My parents are always obsessed about gifts being "good enough", they're very materialistic. She told my parents what she was going to give me and they got mad about it, telling her it wasn't good enough and it wasn't a thoughtful gift. My mom even went as far as throwing it in the trash.

Well, I personally think it is a very thoughtful gift and I was incredibly moved my sister would make me that sort of gift. I dug out the book from the trash, it was ruined and unreadable but at least it was proof my sister was telling the truth. When I confronted my parents about it they said my sister had to learn you don't give other people something like that because it is not a good gift.

I said it was the best gift I had ever gotten. No one has ever actually made me a gift and I think that is what is important about this gift, also that it is from my sister. My parents said I only said that because the gift was from my younger sister, and if they had given me something similar I wouldn't feel this way.

I am not sure what to do in this situation. I am really mad at my parents and I was actually thinking about not opening any of their gifts or something like that. I don't want to be petty, but I am so sick of my parents acting like money is the only thing important when giving a gift.

TL;DR My sister was going to give me a homemade book she made for Christmas. My parents threw it in the trash because they think it is not good enough. I want to know how to deal with this situation.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
He needs to get three friends to dress up as the Ghost of Christmas Past/Present/Future and give his parents the lesson of the season.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
making GBS threads on the girl with social anxiety is incredibly, incredibly horrible and they probably hosed her up for life. What a bunch of loving assholes. And they're STEM, shocker. What, no, no, we're the bullied ones! We're nerds! We're bullied... we are the ones...

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
Also yeah I want to give that poor girl a hug. :smith:

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

You know how sometimes a story seems cheap because the bad guy is just so over the top evil for evil's sake that it doesn't make any sense?

Maybe they realized their daughter was writing fan fiction (25 pages?!) and did the right thing

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Antivehicular posted:

Don't most white (or mostly white, in this kid's case) 2-year-olds have really pale hair and eyes? That's not exactly a smoking gun for IT'S A LOVECHILD.

Maybe these people are related to the baby-discarding robots and are angry that the girlfriend didn't abandon her one-month-old child after her husband died, since clearly that's the optimal choice for a grieving individual to reduce stress beep boop beep

I'm half Swiss Catholic (lombard celt), one quarter litvak ashkenazi jew and one quarter wessex angle. When I was born, up until I was maybe two years old, I had blue eyes and blonde curly cherub hair. I am now a big lipped tall European with a large nose, dark as gently caress hair, and chestnut-to-black eyes.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
you're a half wheetabix ?

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
im a czech mix

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
im a polish dog

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

It's 1998 and Kristi yamaguchi wins another gold with a reverse double lutz with one quarter Wessex angle

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

You know how sometimes a story seems cheap because the bad guy is just so over the top evil for evil's sake that it doesn't make any sense?

I'm not even sure what you should do in a situation like this, are there any youtube tutorials on carving grinch figurines out of coal?

kloa
Feb 14, 2007


Theokotos
Jan 22, 2015

Fallen Rib

coohoolin posted:

I'm half Swiss Catholic (lombard celt), one quarter litvak ashkenazi jew and one quarter wessex angle. When I was born, up until I was maybe two years old, I had blue eyes and blonde curly cherub hair. I am now a big lipped tall European with a large nose, dark as gently caress hair, and chestnut-to-black eyes

My mom is Russian Jewish and looks borderline middle eastern; I was born blond haired, blue eyed. She took me for a walk one day and some old crone accused her of snatching me from a nursery.

Mom ethnic, so what

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
yeah I mean, :thejoke:

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Glad we agree as a thread that is cool + good to shame your partner into sec when they're uncomfortable

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Wow why doesn't my phone have sex in it's dictionary

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Cumslut1895 posted:

Glad we agree as a thread that is cool + good to shame your partner into sec when they're uncomfortable

They should get over their fear and learn to appreciate the best conference in the NCAA.

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