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That's just an abusive rear end in a top hat who was triggered by a weird thing.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 17:09 |
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# ? Jun 12, 2024 21:04 |
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I can sort of understand the mindset of incels when I read about that dude getting laid on the reg. In a just world, that woman (nor any other woman) would never have sex with that guy again.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 17:09 |
sout posted:
I would say so. Especially because he's using it in concert with crazy condescending "do you understand??" poo poo. Gives me Jack Nicholson in The Shining vibes.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 17:09 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:My (24F) boyfriend (24M) did something that I think is lovely and I need a second opinion. "Sure he's an unstoppable source of toxic miasma, gets mad enough to destroy his phone when people fart near him, and says stuff like "I have to put stuff in you", but maybe I'm the one overreacting" Lady you need a restraining order, like, yesterday.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 17:10 |
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Antivehicular posted:"it's different, I have to put stuff in you, you don't have to put stuff in me." I'm so sick of you not understanding logic!
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 17:11 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:My (24F) boyfriend (24M) did something that I think is lovely and I need a second opinion. No, see, it's about men and women and sexual attraction. Obviously women don't fart. Only men fart, everyone knows this. It's just logic. I'm a straight man, and since only men fart, if you fart it makes me feel gay. I'm not gay, so you can't fart. It's about men and women and sexual attraction. And logic.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 17:11 |
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Sometimes a guy wants to fart on a peeing lady without having to pay a ton of cash. Is that a crime? If so, could you specify by which city, county or state and the potential fines and jail time involved? Uh, need to know for a friend.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 17:11 |
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Leon Einstein posted:I can sort of understand the mindset of incels when I read about that dude getting laid on the reg. In a just world, that woman (nor any other woman) would never have sex with that guy again. Though you're under the assumption that they don't agree that a lady is not allowed to fart on her man, for she does not put things "inside him", as bertrand russel would say
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 17:12 |
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Lots of logic denial in this thread. Let me put something into you.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 17:13 |
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Pearnicious posted:No, see, it's about men and women and sexual attraction. Yeah I hate this bit too: it's not "I find this really unattractive" it's "men are supposed to find this unattractive, and I am a man. Something something " maybe I'm extrapolating here
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 17:13 |
My (24f) boyfriend (24m) wants me to lie and say it was me driving my car when actually it was him who had a single car accident. If it's proven it's him he will probably lose his car insurance. I want to help him but don't know what to do.quote:Earlier this morning we were coming back from a party in my car and my boyfriend was speeding and absolutely plowed into cars parked on the street in front of a donut shop. My car is totaled and the other two cars probably are as well. The cops showed up in record time and while we were separated he told them it was me who was driving. The donut shop apparently had video and caught whole thing and they told him that the video seemed to show him driving but it wasn't clear so they would take his word for it.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 17:13 |
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Also, I would have sympathy for "I don't want to be farted on" if this dude weren't deliberately farting on his girlfriend all the drat time. When he talks about "men and women and sexual attraction," does he think women are cool with being farted on? Or, like... into being farted on? The mind boggles.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 17:13 |
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Sounds like the only thing that can salvage that relationship is a strapon ultimatum
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 17:16 |
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Antivehicular posted:Also, I would have sympathy for "I don't want to be farted on" if this dude weren't deliberately farting on his girlfriend all the drat time. When he talks about "men and women and sexual attraction," does he think women are cool with being farted on? Or, like... into being farted on? The mind boggles. Especially when she's taking a piss? It seems to be some sort of hosed up dominance move, and he can't stand the idea she'd fart back, at the man
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 17:17 |
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That was about logician fartman, drat this thread is fast.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 17:17 |
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Charles Get-Out posted:My (24f) boyfriend (24m) wants me to lie and say it was me driving my car when actually it was him who had a single car accident. If it's proven it's him he will probably lose his car insurance. I want to help him but don't know what to do. I feel like some version of this scenario gets posted at least once a month.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 17:18 |
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Pick posted:Especially when she's taking a piss? It seems to be some sort of hosed up dominance move, and he can't stand the idea she'd fart back, at the man this is almost certainly the key. all the 'put stuff in you' stuff is festering, poorly explained 'i need to dominate you, be it with my doodle or my fartweapon'
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 17:18 |
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Charles Get-Out posted:My co-worker is one, he got me to do the "find your Harry Potter house" thing and went bugeyed and audibly gasped when I got Slytherin. He also threw his hands up in the air and squealed when he got Griffindor. lmao
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 17:19 |
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Charles Get-Out posted:My (24f) boyfriend (24m) wants me to lie and say it was me driving my car when actually it was him who had a single car accident. If it's proven it's him he will probably lose his car insurance. I want to help him but don't know what to do. They'll be married in six months.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 17:20 |
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Charles Get-Out posted:My (24f) boyfriend (24m) wants me to lie and say it was me driving my car when actually it was him who had a single car accident. If it's proven it's him he will probably lose his car insurance. I want to help him but don't know what to do. sigh a lot of the updates go this way. Remember the woman who got raped for serving vegetables?
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 17:20 |
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She challenged his dominance by farting on him with a force he knows he can't match. He is upset because he knows she will soon be claiming her rightful position as the one that puts stuff in.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 17:21 |
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r/relationships: Men with bad judgement and the women who put up with them.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 17:21 |
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Charles Get-Out posted:My (24f) boyfriend (24m) wants me to lie and say it was me driving my car when actually it was him who had a single car accident. If it's proven it's him he will probably lose his car insurance. I want to help him but don't know what to do. quote:even after all that happened and as crazy as he was, I know I still have feelings for him that I need to get in serious therapy right away to start dealing with. Yeah, therapy would probably be a good idea...but it sounds like he needs it more than you. This is one thing I've never understood about people in abusive relationships. Even when the poo poo hits the fan they want to stay in the relationship. At least this girl knows she needs to get away, but yeesh. Hope that dude is financially hosed for a long time, what a dipshit.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 17:26 |
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Just lol if you're a dude and you never have your gf put things in you
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 17:27 |
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an illogical chad might let a woman fart on him he just doesn't respect women, and how their natural gasses need to be controlled ??
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 17:31 |
Pick posted:sigh At first I thought you were talking about the force-feeding chicken story and was trying to recall, and then I remembered the other separate story you're actually talking about. So yeah, gently caress. Pearnicious posted:Yeah, therapy would probably be a good idea...but it sounds like he needs it more than you. This is one thing I've never understood about people in abusive relationships. Even when the poo poo hits the fan they want to stay in the relationship. At least this girl knows she needs to get away, but yeesh. Hope that dude is financially hosed for a long time, what a dipshit. That's the devil of these. I sympathize a lot as I got too serious with someone last year that didn't deserve it and it took me way too long to leave; it's hard to un-invest.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 17:32 |
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Abusive relationships also generally involve the abuser fostering dependence (emotional and/or financial) and isolation in the abused partner. Often people who want to leave are deprived of the resources to do so. I hope she can build her support network back up; therapy seems like a good first step for processing this stuff.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 17:36 |
One of the few times I wish the story was way longer. Me [21 F] with my husband [23 M] 1 year merried, Chicken farm in our house quote:Hello guys! I really need help... My husband is playing Minecraft so much that decided to make a real chicken farm in our own house like in his house in minecraft! This is freaking crazy, please give me advice on how to tell him politely to destroy it immediately! quote:Well there are flying (actually trying to fly...) animals that are so noisy and making troubles all over the house!?!? Also probably a fake, but one can dream.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 17:37 |
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Charles Get-Out posted:That's the devil of these. I sympathize a lot as I got too serious with someone last year that didn't deserve it and it took me way too long to leave; it's hard to un-invest. The sad part about this is most likely that dude didn't learn anything from this. 5 years from now he'll probably look back on this as "that time my ex girlfriend hosed me over", not accepting the fact that it was all his fault and her property he destroyed.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 17:38 |
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Charles Get-Out posted:One of the few times I wish the story was way longer.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 17:40 |
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Me [34M] with my girlfriend [29F], she brings baked goods to guys in my office.quote:I’ve been with my girlfriend for 2 years now. She is wonderful, funny, sweet, etc. Everything is going great other than this little hiccup. She bakes a LOT – she’s not a pro, she doesn’t really decorate stuff, she just likes doing it as a hobby. When we started dating she would occasionally bring me baked goods at work. Of course, my coworkers noticed and would want to try things and because my girlfriend is amazing at it, they gushed over her food.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 17:42 |
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It is pretty weird to only bake for the dudes and not the women in the office. Where's the loving solidarity, lady??
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 17:44 |
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Pick posted:It is pretty weird to only bake for the dudes and not the women in the office. Where's the loving solidarity, lady?? Did you miss that he asked her to bake poo poo for his "work wife" first? She's probably trying to give him a taste of his own medicine, make him see how it feels.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 17:48 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:Me [34M] with my girlfriend [29F], she brings baked goods to guys in my office. Why are you complaining about something that is awesome? Even other people in the office tell you how awesome it is. Your girlfriend is awesome. Unless she is flirting and going on dates with the single dudes in your office just let her keep baking and enjoy the hell out of it!
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 17:48 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:Me [34M] with my girlfriend [29F], she brings baked goods to guys in my office. He's a dumbass for using terms like "work wife", she's petty as hell, at least the coworkers are coming out ahead in the pettiest relationship squabble ever
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 17:51 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:Me [34M] with my girlfriend [29F], she brings baked goods to guys in my office. Both these people are petty. They deserve each other.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 17:52 |
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Pearnicious posted:Why are you complaining about something that is awesome? Even other people in the office tell you how awesome it is. Your girlfriend is awesome. Unless she is flirting and going on dates with the single dudes in your office just let her keep baking and enjoy the hell out of it! Don't you get it? They're not just talking about how awesome she is, they're brazen about it! At this rate, she's gonna bake them all Brazen Raisin Craisin Muffins and it's only gonna get worse from there.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 18:01 |
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Themata posted:Don't you get it? They're not just talking about how awesome she is, they're brazen about it! Literally 1 step away from having a massive orgy with all the dudes he works with. Probably even the married ones.
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 18:04 |
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Me (24M) married for 5 months to my wife (21F) She keeps pressuring for more sex and I think she's a sex addict. Every argument starts or ends with sex. Spoiler alert, she is not a sex addict, he is weird. Bolding mine. quote:We chose not to sleep with each other before marriage and be each other's first on our wedding night. What kind of gag reflex prevents cunnilingus and kissing?
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# ? Dec 21, 2016 18:10 |
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WampaLord posted:What kind of gag reflex prevents cunnilingus and kissing? I have the same thing, actually. It's triggered by sticking my tongue out for too long. Doesn't prevent kissing, though.
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