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Lottery of Babylon posted:Anyway, I admit I didn’t do everything perfectly, but I can’t believe she reacted the way she did. and If she didn’t truly like me, why would she act so kind and flirtatious towards me? This killer wrote Marissa a poem. Is she really going to let his love go to waste?
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WampaLord posted:Me (24M) married for 5 months to my wife (21F) She keeps pressuring for more sex and I think she's a sex addict. Every argument starts or ends with sex. A repressed gay one.
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Dec 21, 2016 18:18
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WampaLord posted:Did you miss that he asked her to bake poo poo for his "work wife" first? I mean that's a pretty fantastic way to get someone with any spine to break up with you, if you like baking and want to pick up one of his coworkers.
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Dec 21, 2016 18:18
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Yawgmoth posted:Because that's a healthy way to resolve conflict. I mean yeah "work wife" is stupid as gently caress too but holy poo poo how petty do you have to be to think "you requested a thing for a coworker? well I'm gonna make stuff for everyone but that coworker! Also gently caress you, person I am in a relationship, you get nothing as well!" isn't this a sitcom plot? i swear theres an episode of friends or some poo poo that is basically this story
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Dec 21, 2016 18:21
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My [24F] relatives [all ages] can't seem to follow basic toilet hygiene. My boyfriend [24M] is coming to meet my family for the holiday weekend and it's making me nervous.quote:As the title says. I cannot believe I'm actually having to come to /relationships for this. I think they've gone way past basic hygiene if there is poop all over the toilet personally.
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Dec 21, 2016 18:22
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Charles Get-Out posted:One of the few times I wish the story was way longer. Here in my town, you are allowed to raise chickens within city limits, but not in the county! This seems plausible to me. E: Sadly
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Dec 21, 2016 18:27
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Don't get married if you don't want sex at roughly the same rates. Thanks.
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Dec 21, 2016 18:27
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Charles Get-Out posted:My [24F] relatives [all ages] can't seem to follow basic toilet hygiene. My boyfriend [24M] is coming to meet my family for the holiday weekend and it's making me nervous. Goddamn, this is the moment in your life where you realize you are an adult and can make your own decisions. I'd just decide to stay home for the holidays and not attend the literal poo poo show. If your family can't understand why, that's their problem, not yours.
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WampaLord posted:Me (24M) married for 5 months to my wife (21F) She keeps pressuring for more sex and I think she's a sex addict. Every argument starts or ends with sex. husband gay so what
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Dec 21, 2016 18:31
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:Me [34M] with my girlfriend [29F], she brings baked goods to guys in my office. It's amazing that these petty idiots are 34 and 29. They act like literal children in a cliched middle school TV series. Their co-workers must be cracking up every single day as this unfolds around them.
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Dec 21, 2016 18:39
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It's always train-derailment-fascinating to watch a bad relationship as an outsider
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Charles Get-Out posted:My [24F] relatives [all ages] can't seem to follow basic toilet hygiene. My boyfriend [24M] is coming to meet my family for the holiday weekend and it's making me nervous. I can't imagine how bad that house must smell.
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Dec 21, 2016 18:42
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way to go wampa! posted:we fought about it all weekend, she threw a muffin tin at my head. Read that as "threw a muffin at my head"; the episode of The Great British Bakeoff I desperately want to see.
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Charles Get-Out posted:My [24F] relatives [all ages] can't seem to follow basic toilet hygiene. My boyfriend [24M] is coming to meet my family for the holiday weekend and it's making me nervous. Have a seat on grandpa's poo poo chair
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WampaLord posted:Me (24M) married for 5 months to my wife (21F) She keeps pressuring for more sex and I think she's a sex addict. Every argument starts or ends with sex. I like how he puts all of this on her failings and that she needs counseling... when dude needed a (sex) therapist badly long before they got married. What a delusional loser. I feel really bad for his wife, who just wants to have a normal, healthy relationship with him and he's all "I can't deal with her massive sex drive that is actually bog standard ordinary". Religion really fucks up people's sexual expectations. It's also why waiting until marriage to bang your partner is the worst idea imaginable. The gag reflex over kissing and oral is the only part of his nonsense that's reasonable, actually. It's fairly common among people like him with major sexual hangups. I had a close friend back in my late high school/early college days who had the same issue because of a repressed Orthodox Jewish upbringing. He eventually got over it through lots of practice and effort. Though it really doesn't help that OP has zero intention of going down on his wife and trying to get over it for her sake, of course. Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 18:56 on Dec 21, 2016 |
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Dec 21, 2016 18:54
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he should just nut up and barf on his wife
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well why not posted:he should just nut up and barf on his wife Good username/post combo *edit* I'd like to point out again as others have, this thread makes me realize that, while I'm a fairly hosed up individual, I am miles ahead of pretty much every person in the stories posted here.
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Dec 21, 2016 18:57
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chitoryu12 posted:I have the same thing, actually. It's triggered by sticking my tongue out for too long. That's weird, was it a genetic thing or something?
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Dec 21, 2016 18:59
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well why not posted:he should just nut up and barf on his wife 
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WampaLord posted:That's weird, was it a genetic thing or something? I haven't exactly looked at my family's history of gag reflexes, so I couldn't tell you. It's not something that ever comes up in my daily life because it takes like 10 seconds to trigger, and you're usually not sticking your tongue out of your mouth that long unless you're at the doctor's office or buried between a girl's thighs.
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chitoryu12 posted:I haven't exactly looked at my family's history of gag reflexes, well, I have and let me tell u
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well why not posted:he should just nut up and barf on his wife I think this was in the anonymous confessions thread... loquacius posted:
fruit on the bottom posted:I puked in my GF's vag and never told her AMA lol
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Pearnicious posted:I think this was in the anonymous confessions thread... lol [/quote] this is one of the very few benefits of dating a vegan
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this is one of the very few benefits of dating a vegan [/quote] Who's the vegan in this situation
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WampaLord posted:Me (24M) married for 5 months to my wife (21F) She keeps pressuring for more sex and I think she's a sex addict. Every argument starts or ends with sex. Oh great, you just had to go and pregnant at 5 months! gently caress that's a stupid decision These two are Mormons, betcha good money. This isn't the first such story I've heard either, usually in this same direction. But even Mormons don't always start families that drat fast.
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Uncle Enzo posted:Oh great, you just had to go and pregnant at 5 months! gently caress that's a stupid decision At least they can always abort, right? *pokes the shark like an idiot* e: I think I smell gas Personal Lucubrant fucked around with this message at 19:54 on Dec 21, 2016 |
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boner confessor posted:this is one of the very few benefits of dating a vegan All I can ever think of anymore when someone mentions vegan and cunnilingus in the same context is the Vegan Vagina Guy.  Charles Get-Out posted:My [24F] relatives [all ages] can't seem to follow basic toilet hygiene. My boyfriend [24M] is coming to meet my family for the holiday weekend and it's making me nervous. One of the things my ex never let go of by the time we broke up was when she came to visit my parents over the holidays and my mother told her to please use less toilet paper. The reason she was asked this was because she was going through an entire roll a day on her own (this was only apparent because of the mountain pile left in the trash bin), where normally our family of five could make it last a week. This upset her so much, that it made her never want to meet my parents again. She only expressed this by the time we broke up and always put off meeting again with excuses, but until then, I never would've thought such a lovely situation could arise from toilet paper.
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Themata posted:All I can ever think of anymore when someone mentions vegan and cunnilingus in the same context is the Vegan Vagina Guy. This is kind of a tangent, but honestly I've had to talk to people about wtf they are doing with toilet paper. Seriously, when you buy stuff that isn't cheap sandpaper, you do NOT need 40 squares per wipe, get 2-4, depending on severity, per wipe (not per session, but per individual wipe) that's all you need, stop putting a loving tree into the toilet every time you take a piss. I've had this chat with my gf because it's annoying and I don't want to buy a 20 pack of toilet paper every week. *edit* I guess I am a loving goon because I got annoyed at excess toilet paper usage, but I didn't let it fester and ruin my relationships, I communicated effectively!
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Toilet paper has killed more relationships than unplanned pregnancies
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Professor Shark posted:Toilet paper has killed more relationships than unplanned pregnancies just because a lot of little dead fetuses end up in it doesn't mean it's what killed them. correlation, not causation
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I like how that story describes people over 30 leaving literal poo poo on a toilet and throwing their toilet paper, post wipe, into a bin by the toilet, but goons laser in on excessive toilet paper use and their opinions on it.
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Gaunab posted:I like how that story describes people over 30 leaving literal poo poo on a toilet and throwing their toilet paper, post wipe, into a bin by the toilet, but goons laser in on excessive toilet paper use and their opinions on it. People in countries that aren't America have to deal with buildings that are older than a week and those often have tiny pipes that would clog if you even thought of flushing paper in the shitter. Apparently the dirty savages just have a can of stinking poo poo-paper next to the throne. 
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Gaunab posted:I like how that story describes people over 30 leaving literal poo poo on a toilet and throwing their toilet paper, post wipe, into a bin by the toilet, but goons laser in on excessive toilet paper use and their opinions on it. Yeah this is NOT on uncommon thing in other countries (putting toilet paper in a bin). I figured it went without saying that leaving poo poo on a toilet etc was gross. Sometimes you have a really gross poo poo and things splatter, you adult and clean it up, happy now that I've said something about it?
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I feel like this happens fairly often. One would think that, at some point, religious couples who wish to save themselves for marriage would consider the problem of sexual compatibility BEFORE they got married.
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Incoherence posted:I feel like this happens fairly often. One would think that, at some point, religious couples who wish to save themselves for marriage would consider the problem of sexual compatibility BEFORE they got married. the problem is if you ask this type of person "what kind of sex do you like" you might be getting slapped
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Non-Problems News: Wednesday Edition Me [19 F] with my sexual partner [20 M] 1.5 months, have feelings for each other quote:So my friend Nick** and I met each other six months ago and constantly texted each other. A few weeks ago, we hung out at a party and one thing led to another and we had sex. We've been having sex repeatedly but we're both also acting like we're dating. He doesn't want an actual relationship and neither do I but I'm so confused about what we are. It's just weird that we do all of these couple things without actually being a couple. I'm the type of person that likes having rules and boundaries. It feels like he and I have absolutely none. Do I set boundaries? tl;dr: we're dating Should I [20 M] leave my kinda BF? [22M] quote:Should I leave my kinda boy friend? We both are sexually attracted to each other in every way, sex is good. I like his personality, not sure if he's the same about me, though he shows interest in me. I can't really assume how he feels but we both agree that we both care about each other. But he has admitted that he doesn't love me but he does like me a lot. I believe that love doesn't have to be instant. We're currently in what can only be described as an open relationship? I guess? The dynamics of our relationship is the epitome of the "it's complicated" facebook relationship option. I'm struggling on weather I should leave now while the pain is minimal or if I should stay try to grow the relationship further. The only thing is that I don't want to be the one that has to wait till he falls for me, bull poo poo, or if I should wait and reap the reward of a loving relationship. I haven't dated in 5 years before this guy(not unattractive just a lack of access to genuine guys?) so I have to admit I'm attached. He doesn't consider us a couple even though we do couple-y stuff like go on dates, have sex,open up about emotions, text nearly everyday, and have cute nicknames for each other. He often complains that he's scared that's he will be single to me. While I'm right here like "hello? I want to date you but you won't make it official" I'm not sure if I should nor if I have the emotional streangth to leave. tl;dr: we're dating Me [35 M] with my exgf [31 F] 9 months, she broke up with me and is angry I am trying to move on. Confused... quote:I have had a pretty crazy relationship with this girl Jan for the past 9 months. We definitely had our ups, and downs, and downright ugly. But all in all I think we both grew up some and realized what we want. We broke up about 3 weeks ago, I have been trying to move on... socializing with friends, meeting new people, and trying to get back into the game. tl;dr: we broke up
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Incoherence posted:I feel like this happens fairly often. One would think that, at some point, religious couples who wish to save themselves for marriage would consider the problem of sexual compatibility BEFORE they got married. Ok, but that is literally incompatible with the mainstream Christian line in America. Sexual purity is precious and must be maintained. Even masturbation and impure thoughts are to be scorned. Sexual activity is restricted to married couples. Married couples are supposed to grow and learn together or some poo poo. Talking about sexual compatibility before marriage is not possible, as even if both parties have had sex before, with each other or other partners. Within the context of the church or the faith, such sinners are expected to rededicate themselves to a chaste lifestyle, take on a virginal mindset, if you will. Some weirdos even have "virginity restoration" where they call upon Christ to restore their spiritual virginity. Discussing sexual preferences with two horny kids chomping at the bit to bone is pretty much seen as just dangling temptation right in front of their faces. We all know how Man does with temptation. (It was Eve's fault, she made me do it, I swear!) People, of course, buy in to this at varying degrees and most are moderate, but that's the sort of background tapestry for marriage between inexperienced virgins. gently caress, some medieval peasants were at least smart enough to have the couple share a bed for a few nights (under watch and with a board dividing them) to see if they were even able to sleep together comfortably. Virginal marriage is partially a holdover from a legal and social need to establish firm lines of inheritance, and partially because of human brain stuff, I guess. E: 
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