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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

The reporter claims her battery pack jostled loose

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Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
Wish I had the patience to dig through last years or the year befores thread when some Portland fans were fretting about Meyers Leonard leaving for big money

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Dejan Bimble posted:

The natural team for crips is Bk aka Brooklyn

Hahah they all have to wear BK Knights shoes and BK Lopez has to retire from a foot injury

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

xbilkis posted:

Who the hell is gonna be the 8 seed in the West

I still believe

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

IcePhoenix posted:

I still believe

In Denver's thin atmosphere? Me too.

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

euphronius posted:

The NBA is really tight this year. There are no total garbage rear end teams.

Uhhhhhhhhhh. The Nets, Mavs, and 76ers are pretty total garbage


My heart is torn between Demarcus Cousins or Russ being my favorite NBA player*.

*Now that JR is back to being kinda bad.

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Paul Zuvella posted:

Uhhhhhhhhhh. The Nets, Mavs, and 76ers are pretty total garbage

Consider what he's had to watch for the last few years. It's probably like getting out on parole and seeing a woman for the first time in 20 years

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

Lockback posted:

In Denver's thin atmosphere? Me too.

Denver's future with Jokic, Gary Harris, and Murray looks really bright. I wonder what pieces they can pick up when they ship Faried or Nurkic.

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica

Cool Buff Man posted:

Consider what he's had to watch for the last few years. It's probably like getting out on parole and seeing a woman for the first time in 20 years

It's like seeing Stephen A Smith in a wig and makeup

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

MOVIE MAJICK posted:

It's like seeing Stephen A Smith in a wig and makeup

Good enough

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Doltos posted:

Denver's future with Jokic, Gary Harris, and Murray looks really bright. I wonder what pieces they can pick up when they ship Faried or Nurkic.

Taking the ball out of Mudiay's hands and letting Harris and Jokic do more of the passing has done wonders. Over the last month Mudiay has dropped to under 2 TO per game, which is huge for him. I don't believe he has any real future as a starter but at least it's minimizing his damage

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

Cool Buff Man posted:

Taking the ball out of Mudiay's hands and letting Harris and Jokic do more of the passing has done wonders. Over the last month Mudiay has dropped to under 2 TO per game, which is huge for him. I don't believe he has any real future as a starter but at least it's minimizing his damage

Hes a perfect second unit guy. I don't even think he's that bad with the ball in his hands either, he just needs experience. They have the same issue as the Sixers where there's just too many young guys and they're waiting for a middling team to pull the plug on one of their overpaid guys.

Right now the Nuggets are running a really basic 1 in 4 out offense where someone brings it up the court and either feeds it to Jokic in the high post or Harris on the wing. They're setting a lot of low box and high box screens to spring Harris or Mudiay on a pick.

Gary Harris:
https://3ball.io/gary-harris-layup/0021600417_438
https://3ball.io/gary-harris-layup/0021600404_24

Mudiay:
https://3ball.io/mudiay-layup/0021600417_9
https://3ball.io/mudiay-layup/0021600417_314

They're also doing some classic nuggin and running a fast break with Faried, Murray, and Barton.

Faried:
https://3ball.io/murray-layup/0021600426_130
https://3ball.io/faried-assist/0021600246_168

Barton:
https://3ball.io/will-barton-running/0021600426_429
https://3ball.io/will-barton-running/0021600426_167

Murray:
https://3ball.io/Murray-running/0021600365_440
https://3ball.io/Murray-running/0021600304_246

And then of course their older pieces slow the game down a lot with Gallinari, Nelson, and Chandler. Lots of high screens and isos:

Danilo:
https://3ball.io/danilo-gallinari/0021600417_69
https://3ball.io/danilo-gallinari/0021600417_324

Chandler:
https://3ball.io/wilson-chandler/0021600426_10
https://3ball.io/wilson-chandler/0021600426_41

Nelson:
https://3ball.io/Jameer-Nelson/0021600426_77
https://3ball.io/Jameer-Nelson/0021600417_370

So the question is which offensive identity do you want? Are you trying to run a potentially elite but young PnR with Harris and Jokic, a high octane unit with Barton/Murray/Faried, or a slow it down offense with some vets? All of these players mix together into the first unit which causes some weird spacing issues. Faried likes to sit in the middle of the paint which forces Jokic to have an extra guy in front of him in the high block. Chandler likes isos but it takes away passing from Harris or Mudiay or Nelson. Nelson's a great 3 ball shooter but he obviously can't spark plug an offense. Barton/Faried are both on surprisingly friendly deals in this cap era that could make them potential targets in a trade to a contender, which is great, but would get rid of a two pieces in a potent fast break. Plus Faried is a pretty decent passer too. Galinari is probably gone next year which might be a hidden boon for them. He's a black hole on offense even though he offers them a decent threat behind the 3 point line and on high arc drives.

Doltos fucked around with this message at 17:20 on Dec 21, 2016

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
https://streamable.com/smjwb

This was neat because during the game they cut to Baker on the bench and he had just finished doing that and it was like ahh they just missed a celebration but by the time they came back from commercial they'd cut all three clips together for my viewing pleasure :)

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Paul Zuvella posted:

Uhhhhhhhhhh. The Nets, Mavs, and 76ers are pretty total garbage


My heart is torn between Demarcus Cousins or Russ being my favorite NBA player*.

*Now that JR is back to being kinda bad.

J. R. Is not bad, so help me God I will whoop your drat rear end!!!

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

AggressivelyStupid posted:

J. R. Is not bad, so help me God I will whoop your drat rear end!!!

J.R. has a broken thumb.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

https://twitter.com/WindhorstESPN/status/811611017520226304

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
NOBODY BUT COOL BUFF MAN READ THIS POST

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CBM...for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNAivohdClI

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Redgrendel2001 posted:

One could probably get good odds on Boogie having a police encounter in the next month.
TrumpsAmerica.txt

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

like a dumb rear end reporter guaranteed that Boogie would get arrested within 5 years of being drafted and got ruthlessly trolled by the man. Can we hold ourselves to a higher standard itt please

Jack's Flow
Jun 6, 2003

Life, friends, is boring
Simmons wrote an entire column on "unicorns" and what makes them special. Within the first couple of paragraphs you will learn that Michael Jordan wasn't a "true unicorn" but Bird was, because there could be another hyper athletic scorer like MJ one day, never another player like Bird though. Also, Anthony Davis is just modern day Kevin McHale!

Simmons is such a poo poo writer.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

straight up brolic posted:

like a dumb rear end reporter guaranteed that Boogie would get arrested within 5 years of being drafted and got ruthlessly trolled by the man. Can we hold ourselves to a higher standard itt please

Shut the gently caress up Brolic.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

Jack's Flow posted:

Simmons wrote an entire column on "unicorns" and what makes them special. Within the first couple of paragraphs you will learn that Michael Jordan wasn't a "true unicorn" but Bird was, because there could be another hyper athletic scorer like MJ one day, never another player like Bird though. Also, Anthony Davis is just modern day Kevin McHale!

Simmons is such a poo poo writer.

Thank god he's writing again now that his lovely TV show got canceled

https://twitter.com/FearTheBrown/status/811613871681245185

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Jack's Flow posted:

Simmons wrote an entire column on "unicorns" and what makes them special. Within the first couple of paragraphs you will learn that Michael Jordan wasn't a "true unicorn" but Bird was, because there could be another hyper athletic scorer like MJ one day, never another player like Bird though. Also, Anthony Davis is just modern day Kevin McHale!

Simmons is such a poo poo writer.

Lebron is also not a true unicorn

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

Jack's Flow posted:

Simmons wrote an entire column on "unicorns" and what makes them special. Within the first couple of paragraphs you will learn that Michael Jordan wasn't a "true unicorn" but Bird was, because there could be another hyper athletic scorer like MJ one day, never another player like Bird though. Also, Anthony Davis is just modern day Kevin McHale!

Simmons is such a poo poo writer.

um hello, have you heard of one Kobe Bean Bryant

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Gheorghe Muresan, Unicorn

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
relevant:

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

EvanTH posted:

https://streamable.com/smjwb

This was neat because during the game they cut to Baker on the bench and he had just finished doing that and it was like ahh they just missed a celebration but by the time they came back from commercial they'd cut all three clips together for my viewing pleasure :)



Do you think Ron Baker is affiliated with the People Nation

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
lol I read that article halfway before I stopped thinking "well this is stupid useless poo poo why did I even open some rando blog I must have been clicking every link"

had no idea it was Simmons

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

NickRoweFillea posted:

NOBODY BUT COOL BUFF MAN READ THIS POST

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CBM...for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNAivohdClI

I watched it 0wned bitch

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Jack's Flow posted:

Simmons wrote an entire column on "unicorns" and what makes them special. Within the first couple of paragraphs you will learn that Michael Jordan wasn't a "true unicorn" but Bird was, because there could be another hyper athletic scorer like MJ one day, never another player like Bird though. Also, Anthony Davis is just modern day Kevin McHale!

Simmons is such a poo poo writer.

I'm not sure I can stomach another Simmons article after reading about half of his boogie fan fiction, but are we just ignoring the fact that Durant is a better version of Bird already? Or, even if you don't like that comparison and need a white guy, Gordon Hayward is basically the same guy just a little worse across the board?

gently caress it, slow work day, I'm going to go try to read it and report back.

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
Oh my god he called KAT the evolutionary Rasheed Wallace, I don't even know anymore.

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Lockback posted:

Oh my god he called KAT the evolutionary Rasheed Wallace, I don't even know anymore.

Is it bad that I'm kind of into that?

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
I don't even hate read or hate listen to Simmons anymore really no point, it's all either predictable or nearly parody
Honestly the NBA podcast and writers game doesn't feel as great lately cuz I basically completely ignore ESPN Lowe and post-Zach Harper CBS eye on basketball

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica

Lockback posted:

I'm not sure I can stomach another Simmons article after reading about half of his boogie fan fiction, but are we just ignoring the fact that Durant is a better version of Bird already? Or, even if you don't like that comparison and need a white guy, Gordon Hayward is basically the same guy just a little worse across the board?

gently caress it, slow work day, I'm going to go try to read it and report back.

Speaking of this, you guys ever notice that Lebron is better than Jordan?

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

straight up brolic posted:

like a dumb rear end reporter guaranteed that Boogie would get arrested within 5 years of being drafted and got ruthlessly trolled by the man. Can we hold ourselves to a higher standard itt please

Don't forget that Boogie screenshotted it and posted It five years to the day afterwards. AND he @ed him. AND it was noted retard Clay Travis. That's some pretty powerful pettiness and I appreciated it.

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Paul Zuvella posted:

Is it bad that I'm kind of into that?

KAT doesn't have the same defensive instincts, is a way better perimeter player, can create offense about 500x better, and I have no idea how you separate Sheed from his personality and demeanor.

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
Simmons says McHale is a true unicorn, which is defined as someone we'll never see again. Davis is not a true Unicorn because we've seen him before in McHale. Hmm.

Giannis is a true unicorn because he does completely unique things. The things are so unique and to prove it, I'll compare him to Magic Johnson 20,000 times. Hmm.

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM
DMC is 100% the evolutionary Rasheed Wallace

whatever that means

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

NickRoweFillea posted:

NOBODY BUT COOL BUFF MAN READ THIS POST

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CBM...for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNAivohdClI

He's my cabbage patch boy, thank you very much for the vid. Fun game last night.

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boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

Lockback posted:

Simmons says McHale is a true unicorn, which is defined as someone we'll never see again. Davis is not a true Unicorn because we've seen him before in McHale. Hmm.

this is the part that blew my mind

Lebron isn't a true unicorn because of some imaginary character that will be like him down the line, but even though Davis is already the EVOLUTIONARY MCHALE, McHale is still a unicorn.

?????

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