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Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

that torygraph is basically a redo of those 4chan memes with three proud generals holding flags and a goblin holding a rag

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Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!




That is a horrifying sceptre and orbs placement.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Red Oktober posted:

That is a horrifying sceptre and orbs placement.

:thejoke:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Trump and Putin's nuclear comments – The US president-elect and Russian president both made statements on the same day about boosting their countries’ nuclear arsenals"

Telegraph:


Times:


Merry Christmas to you all!

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011

well, that's one way to hang the mistletoe

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on 2016, the year of unwanted gifts"


"Ben Jennings on 2016 and celebrity deaths"

Telegraph:


Times

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Misread that one signature as BAN JENNINGS and was inclined to agree.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on proposal for voter ID at polling stations" Also Steve Bell on the best cartons of 2016.

Telegraph:

Laura Kuenssberg says source told her the Queen backed Brexit

Times:


Mail:
MAC ON... The Queen's support for Brexit

'I'm sorry you were upset, Ma'am. But there were parts of your Christmas speech we felt it prudent to edit out'

Guardian Sport:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the doping scandal of Russian Olympic athletes – A Russian official has admitted for the first time to ‘institutional conspiracy’ of doping Olympic athletes"

Telegraph:


Independent:

Don’t flatter yourself Corbyn, Obama didn’t want to insult you, he didn’t even want to talk about you


Strategy to bring down Unite's Len McCluskey revealed in election campaign document

Times:


Mail:
MAC ON... Hospital car park bills

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
The grim mouser is cute.

double nine
Aug 8, 2013


Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Peter Schrank on the two-state solution for the Middle East"

Telegraph:

David Cameron tipped for Nato Secretary General role

Independent:

'You're not Henry VIII,' Jeremy Corbyn tells Theresa May

Times:


Guardian Australian Sport:


Getting to the end of the year. Do you nice people want a brand new thread, or should I just keep this one ticking over?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I vote new thread. He is no longer a condom. We're still hosed.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


37 pages seems premature for a new thread to me, but it definitely needs a new name.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
2017: She's not a condom, but we're still hosed

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
I was thinking "2017: Brexit will continue until country improves" or "2017: Part of this nutritious Brexit" or maybe "2017: Hate and misery, our ambrosia" (from a Squires in October, I think). If anyone's got any better ones, please shout them out.

Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on 2016 – A look back at a year of Brexit, Trump, Syria, Putin, Harambe, fake news and Pepe the Frog"

Telegraph:


Independent:

Russia-US row: Putin rules out tit-for-tat expulsion of diplomats

Times:


Here's to a happy and successful 2017!

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Cloud Potato posted:

I was thinking "2017: Brexit will continue until country improves" or "2017: Part of this nutritious Brexit" or maybe "2017: Hate and misery, our ambrosia" (from a Squires in October, I think). If anyone's got any better ones, please shout them out.

Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on 2016 – A look back at a year of Brexit, Trump, Syria, Putin, Harambe, fake news and Pepe the Frog"

OK so obviously it's a parody of Bosch, with a bit of Breugel's the Triumph of Death thrown in, left to right we've got a tent city of refugees, Putin sheltering Assad and also state-doping, a... dancing pie??, celeb death (I spot Pirnce, Ali, Fisher, and Bowie), loving Harambe, Theresa May winning Number 10, Corbyn and his enemies within Labour, Trump and the far-right, a lone-wolf terrorist a mosquito for zika, brexit, King Jong Un developing Nuclear weapons, just a brain bonfire, an enemy of the people, and Pepe playing Pokémon Go.
e: I missed Fake-news pinochio.

Mr. Squishy fucked around with this message at 15:48 on Dec 31, 2016

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
She's not Henry VIII, We're Still hosed

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

I guess the brain bonfire with the skeletons represents the death of reason?

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

Dabir posted:

I guess the brain bonfire with the skeletons represents the death of reason?

I interpreted it as "we don't need experts anymore".

Also, in the New Year's Honours List:
https://twitter.com/BrookesTimes/status/815209226306023426

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Why's Adcock so enamoured by Putin's nipples?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He wishes he could draw him like Tom of Finland would, but the paper would never allow it.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"2017: the year of the Donald – Chris Riddell on prospects for the new year"

Sunday Telegraph:

Arise, Sir Ken: comedian Ken Dodd, who has been awarded a knighthood, on the art of making people happy

Independent on Sunday:


Sunday Times:

Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles

Cloud Potato posted:

I was thinking "2017: Brexit will continue until country improves" or "2017: Part of this nutritious Brexit" or maybe "2017: Hate and misery, our ambrosia" (from a Squires in October, I think). If anyone's got any better ones, please shout them out.

"2017: I wish I knew how to quit EU"

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Peter Schrank on the year ahead"

Independent:


Times:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Those eye bags are looking more and more like serious bruising.

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD
Steve Bell was a machine on Celebrity University Challenge

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Brian Adcock on rail ticket price hike – Higher rail fares have come into effect, with passengers across Britain facing an average rise of 2.3%, prompting renewed outcry from campaigners"

Independent:


Times:

Len McCluskey: 'Awful' polling could derail Corbyn

Mail:
MAC ON... the Queen's cold


Guardian Sport:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The assassin sent by her son continues spraying noxious chemicals into the room, but the Queen just refuses to die.

Gniwu
Dec 18, 2002

I've grown to love David Squires so much. Despite having had the Guardian 'Cartoons' page in my favourites for years, I never would have found him without this thread.

Thank you!

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Brian Adcock on a new nuclear arms race – Donald Trump has said no North Korean nuclear bomb will reach the US mainland, a day after the regime in Pyongyang claimed it was close to test-launching an intercontinental ballistic missile"

Independent:

Labour too weak to win election alone, Fabian Society says

Times:


Mail:
MAC ON... foreign aid


Guardian Australian Sport:

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

2 culturual refs people might miss for this one: the "savaged by a dead sheep" burn, and this being the logo of the Fabians (or maybe not)

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Here's a Collins that I don't think's been posted:

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Dear Mac,
Why aren't you dead yet you hideous old shite?
Yours faithfully
Everybody who has had to read your dreadful cartoons

Niric
Jul 23, 2008

forkboy84 posted:

Dear Mac,
Why aren't you dead yet you hideous old shite?
Yours faithfully
Everybody who has had to read your dreadful cartoons

Is there any particular reason Mac has decided to spend the season of giving, peace on earth and goodwill towards all men directing much of his odious ire towards international aid?




Cloud Potato posted:

Mail:
Mac on... Foreign aid and the social care crisis

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Niric posted:

Is there any particular reason Mac has decided to spend the season of giving, peace on earth and goodwill towards all men directing much of his odious ire towards international aid?

forrins

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
The Mail's been on that saw for like a couple of years now, so it might be part of a greater winter campaign they're doing.

Divorced And Curious
Jan 23, 2009

democracy depends on sausage sizzles

Mr. Squishy posted:

The Mail's been on that saw for like a couple of years decades now, so it might be part of a greater winter campaign they're doing.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

Pilchenstein posted:

Here's a Collins that I don't think's been posted:


Neat, thanks.

Guardian:

"Brian Adcock on Sir Ivan Rogers's resignation as Britain's EU envoy – Sir Ivan Rogers called on staff to ‘continue to challenge ill-founded arguments and muddled thinking’ after resigning as Britain’s ambassador to the EU"

Independent:


Times:


Mail:
MAC ON... lawyers in hospitals

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Pilchenstein posted:

Here's a Collins that I don't think's been posted:




Edit: Oops, I clicked a link on the main PolToons thread and thought I was still in there, sorry!

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 22:10 on Jan 5, 2017

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