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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Fuzzy Mammal posted:

Dude, just euthanize it

No need. There's a chance it won't even work with his 4k TV........Oh! You're talking about the cat. Yeah, that makes more sense.

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Cats suck

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
For every pet you pet lovers don't kill I'm gonna coldly euthanize 3 pets.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
https://youtu.be/063wANsIjmE

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer

ElGroucho posted:

It warms my Christmas heart to know that cat owners live the life of abused spouses, justifying their pets violence

Get a dog, you loving scrubs

This guy knows what's up. Instead of getting a pet that hurts you, you get a pet that hurts others.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

HenryEx posted:

This guy knows what's up. Instead of getting a pet that hurts you, you get a pet that hurts others.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmDM4HHaDlE

Dogs are antisocial. Pissholes in snowbanks as far as the eye can see here. And they yap at you for walking by.

Cats just check you out and make sure you're not a threat.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
And now, we return you to your regular scheduled schadenfreude thread...





Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Say Nothing posted:

And now, we return you to your regular scheduled schadenfreude thread...







Say Nothing, you are a (post) Christmas miracle.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Say Nothing posted:

And now, we return you to your regular scheduled schadenfreude thread...



:stonk:

Ohmygod, the road rash... :cry: :gonk:

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

shut the gently caress up about that cat, goddamn

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


Mierenneuker posted:

Christmas carol service accidentally prints Tupac Shakur's 'Hail Mary'
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/ch...0511dea5ffe5758

Say Nothing posted:

And now, we return you to your regular scheduled schadenfreude thread...






Having Tupac - Hail Mary in the background and watching these loop is strangely satisfying.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

blunt for century posted:

shut the gently caress up about that cat, goddamn

Chill, Say Nothing posted, we're cool.

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Chill, Say Nothing posted, we're cool.

ok, good point

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?
I always show up too late for a good Christmas shitpost.

Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

horny is prohibited
I'm not sure if this goes in the Bad With Money thread or the Schaenfreude Thread, so I'll just put it in both. It might have been posted back in April, but I didn't see it in the few pages I checked!

It turns out that the obnoxiously spoiled Rich Kids of Instagram are doing their part to expose their parents' wealth to discovery by courts, tax agencies, and con artists. Of course, lying on social media is at least as common as the truth, so sometimes these stories end in admissions that the jewelry is fake, only the bills on top are real, and the boat is a rental.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Say Nothing posted:

And now, we return you to your regular scheduled schadenfreude thread...


User name/post combo doesn't check out. I suspect an account hijacking.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
It's time for the Boxing Day sales and you know what that means

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyKw07IStNg

:dance:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It's time for the Boxing Day sales and you know what that means

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyKw07IStNg

:dance:

0:44 "We could steal something." :bravo:

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Yond Cassius posted:

I'm not sure if this goes in the Bad With Money thread or the Schaenfreude Thread, so I'll just put it in both. It might have been posted back in April, but I didn't see it in the few pages I checked!

It turns out that the obnoxiously spoiled Rich Kids of Instagram are doing their part to expose their parents' wealth to discovery by courts, tax agencies, and con artists. Of course, lying on social media is at least as common as the truth, so sometimes these stories end in admissions that the jewelry is fake, only the bills on top are real, and the boat is a rental.

I'd love to read the second story, but the WSJ hides behind a paywall.

My PIN is 4826
Aug 30, 2003

VanSandman posted:

I'd love to read the second story, but the WSJ hides behind a paywall.

Take the headline and google for it, follow the wsj search result and you'll get the full article. Financial times and probably a few others also work the same way.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

Dude, just euthanize it

and I will advertise it

Two Feet From Bread
Apr 20, 2009

I'm. A. Fucking. Nazi.

please punch me in the face
i love it
give it to me daddy
College Slice
Princess Leia has finally gone back to Alderaan.


The Schadenfreude is from the people in the tread who will cry that they learned about it here.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧


beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

:stonk:

Ohmygod, the road rash... :cry: :gonk:

And that's why I only have one nipple.

Short Penguin
Jun 1, 2010

Two Feet From Bread posted:

Princess Leia has finally gone back to Alderaan.


The Schadenfreude is from the people in the tread who will cry that they learned about it here.

that's kind of not funny dude.

Davoren
Aug 14, 2003

The devil you say!

Yeah man, Alderaan was destroyed.

bad news bareback
Jan 16, 2009

oldpainless posted:

The worst death of 2016 comes at the end

haha

Phuzun
Jul 4, 2007

Two Feet From Bread posted:

Princess Leia has finally gone back to Alderaan.

The Schadenfreude is from the people in the tread who will cry that they learned about it here.

Better than GBS, which has informed me of so many awful things in the news. This is a service to the community.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Two Feet From Bread posted:

Princess Leia has finally gone back to Alderaan.


The Schadenfreude is from the people in the tread who will cry that they learned about it here.

Im so pissed. I kept hearing yeah she stable no she not yeh she is oh she dead. God DAMMIT. Seriously, gently caress 2016. ;.;

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 24 days!
Stable just means "not getting worse", if you're already on the brink of death you can go from stable to dead really fast.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Grem posted:

Stable just means "not getting worse", if you're already on the brink of death you can go from stable to dead really fast.

Yeah, don't forget Terri Schaivo was stable, doesn't mean you aren't brain dead.

djssniper
Jan 10, 2003


Grem posted:

Stable just means "not getting worse", if you're already on the brink of death you can go from stable to dead really fast.

It's a lot better than 'critical'

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

djssniper posted:

It's a lot better than 'critical'

Stably critical.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

TotalLossBrain posted:

Stably critical.

Critically stable.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 24 days!

djssniper posted:

It's a lot better than 'critical'

You can be stable in critical condition. You can also be stable and dead. The conditions are good, fair, serious, and critical.

Think of "stable" as a description of your trajectory down this list.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Stable ia a pretty good thing to be after a heart attack. It made me hold out some hope. Don't do shitload of blow in the 70s, kids!

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Nathilus posted:

Don't do shitload of blow in the 70s, kids!

Probably shouldn't do it no matter what the temperature is.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Probably shouldn't do it no matter what the temperature is.

Doing a shitload of blow last year is perfectly safe I'll have you know. :colbert:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Grem posted:

You can be stable in critical condition. You can also be stable and dead. The conditions are good, fair, serious, and critical.

Think of "stable" as a description of your trajectory down this list.

Can you be unstable and dead?

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Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Chichevache posted:

Can you be unstable and dead?

Uh, yeah. He's called Jesus Christ you loving heathen.

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