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quote:Obviously cheating is a huge no no on this sub Yes, only on r/relationships is cheating a "huge no no." 
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HardDiskD posted:You mean they scatter in panic while you try to swallow men whole? Only on Wednesday
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Dec 27, 2016 21:21
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"If you have no problem being a "side piece," why are you here asking for advice?" That's probably what any of the therapists I've ever had would say to me before I even got into trying to explain anything. Sure, they'd let you use all the rope you want to hang yourself with rationalization sand explanations later, but you gotta open with that question to keep it at the forefront. "Hmm, you feel uneasy about what you might be getting into. Mmm hmm. You haven't felt that way about your past relationships that were out of your comfort zone. You just gave it a shot and tried to see what worked. What makes this one different?" Eventually, they should guide you to tell yourself that you're actually not ok being somebody's second best and that knowingly entering into a secret relationship that would anger and devastate you, should you discover a partner having one, might actually make you feel sorta lovely. Talk therapy is keen. What I'm saying is this 17 year-old person is a moron, which is, of course, redundant. They're 17.
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Dec 27, 2016 21:32
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Given how most Reddit posts go the Wonder Years couple will find out their parents are swingers and that they are really half siblings
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Dec 27, 2016 21:33
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"As long as we're both condescending adult's and his girlfriend for all intensive purpose's doesn't reddit, why should frisky sexy times be a big no no with this man and I?"
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Dec 27, 2016 21:44
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Gaunab posted:Here's something sort of cute
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Dec 27, 2016 21:46
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CheesyDog posted:Given how most Reddit posts go the Wonder Years couple will find out their parents are swingers and that they are really half siblings Alternatively, they'll get married and have a wonderful relationship for a couple years with their kid until OP decides she wants to open up the relationship. Nah, I'm happy that /r/relationships has a legit heartwarming super cute story without abuse, mental illness, infidelity, or other crippling personality flaws for once. 
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Dec 27, 2016 21:49
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At approx a microscopic 5'8 I have made my peace. While all the women go for you Goliath Chads, I'll be picking your pockets, tying your shoelaces together, rooting through dumpsters for food, and burrowing underground to hide from the light of the sun as is customary for my people.
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Dec 27, 2016 21:53
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Gaunab posted:Here's something sort of cute I hope this becomes the new porn trend. "Life-long platonic friends finally fall in love. Tender kisses. Hardcore handhold."
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Dec 27, 2016 21:56
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I [35M] haven’t yet kissed the girl [38F] I have been dating for almost 3 months. We are going to a hockey game tomorrow and I am worried about showing up on the “Kiss Cam”quote:I have virtually no past dating experience and I am very shy regarding physical contact. The girl I am dating is very conservative and still lives with her parents. I don’t know her full past but understand she has never had a serious boyfriend.
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Dec 27, 2016 22:23
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Ha, that's the best use of spoilered ages I've seen yet in this thread.
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Dec 27, 2016 22:25
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I [35M] haven’t yet kissed the girl [38F] I have been dating for almost 3 months. We are going to a hockey game tomorrow and I am worried about showing up on the “Kiss Cam” quote:Anyway… I haven’t tried to kiss her yet. The moment just hasn’t seemed right and I didn’t want to force it. So, it hasn’t happened. Is that strange? YES! Yes, that is strange! Why does he think they are dating?
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Dec 27, 2016 22:26
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:here's a content posted on a non-fake account with lots of activity She should probably also ask herself why a grown man who's old enough to be out of college is trying to gently caress a high schooler, and what this says about his own maturity.
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Dec 27, 2016 22:28
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I [35M] haven’t yet kissed the girl [38F] I have been dating for almost 3 months. We are going to a hockey game tomorrow and I am worried about showing up on the “Kiss Cam”
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Dec 27, 2016 22:29
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Themata posted:"As long as we're both condescending adult's and his girlfriend for all intensive purpose's doesn't reddit, why should frisky sexy times be a big no no with this man and I?" empty quotin the hell outta this
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Dec 27, 2016 22:32
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chitoryu12 posted:She should probably also ask herself why a grown man who's old enough to be out of college is trying to gently caress a high schooler, and what this says about his own maturity.
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Dec 27, 2016 22:33
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I [35M] haven’t yet kissed the girl [38F] I have been dating for almost 3 months. We are going to a hockey game tomorrow and I am worried about showing up on the “Kiss Cam” That's sort of cute.
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Dec 27, 2016 22:37
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chitoryu12 posted:She should probably also ask herself why a grown man who's old enough to be out of college is trying to gently caress a high schooler, and what this says about his own maturity. I prefer Anzi Ansari's method of is-she/he-too-old? Take your age, divide in two, add seven, wham. If your 25, ya best be above 19ish.
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Dec 27, 2016 22:51
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zaepg posted:I prefer Anzi Ansari's method of is-she/he-too-old? Take your age, divide in two, add seven, wham. If your 25, ya best be above 19ish. That's been around forever, he didn't create that method.
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Dec 27, 2016 22:52
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This is a sad reaction to havequote:In the past week, I've been called cute by three girls. Before this week, I [21M] have never received compliments like this in my entire life and always thought I was ugly, and I'm having trouble coming to terms with reality
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Dec 27, 2016 23:00
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I [35M] havenâ₉„¢t yet kissed the girl [38F] I have been dating for almost 3 months. We are going to a hockey game tomorrow and I am worried about showing up on the â€Å“Kiss Camâ€Ã‚ The weirdest part of the story is how the 38 year old woman he's "dating" still lives with her parents and apparently runs a successful business out of their house with dozens of clients???? I am so confused. They have to both be unbelievably sheltered Mormons or Jehovah's Witnesses on the spectrum or parasite aliens or something. 
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Dec 27, 2016 23:41
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Am I the only one a bit creeped out by that lifelong friend story? They've been raised like siblings, it's got really incesty vibes. And clearly she thinks that's how their parents will react which is why they're keeping it secret.
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Dec 27, 2016 23:45
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ZombieJesus posted:Am I the only one a bit creeped out by that lifelong friend story? They've been raised like siblings, it's got really incesty vibes. And clearly she thinks that's how their parents will react which is why they're keeping it secret. Yes, you are the only one. Being close friends is not at all like "raised like siblings." They didn't share a home, for starters. Oh and you know, they're not genetically related.
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Dec 27, 2016 23:48
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ZombieJesus posted:Am I the only one a bit creeped out by that lifelong friend story? They've been raised like siblings, it's got really incesty vibes. And clearly she thinks that's how their parents will react which is why they're keeping it secret. Yes, you are the only one strangely creeped out by an adorable story that is in no way incest or even close. It's pretty ordinary for childhood friends to realize their attraction later in life. I know a recently engaged couple I grew up with in the same situation as lifelong almost-siblings, actually, but they are neither pregnant nor hiding it from their parents. They got engaged just last week after officially dating for only about a month because they, of course, knew exactly what they want and have known each since birth. Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Dec 27, 2016 |
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Dec 27, 2016 23:49
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Also they spent time apart beforehand
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Dec 27, 2016 23:50
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ZombieJesus posted:Am I the only one a bit creeped out by that lifelong friend story? They've been raised like siblings, it's got really incesty vibes. And clearly she thinks that's how their parents will react which is why they're keeping it secret. No I was the same. And lol at how fast they are moving because of not using protection. But its okay because they know it feels right  But its cute to goons I guess because its similar to whatever romcom is trending on Netflix atm
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Dec 27, 2016 23:50
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Ratjaculation posted:No I was the same. And lol at how fast they are moving because of not using protection. But its okay because they know it feels right I think it's a weird thing for them to do, and to jump into it almost instantly is pretty strange.
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Dec 27, 2016 23:51
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JFairfax posted:LOL if you've never been to a work Christmas party where the police got called because there was too much cocaine continually on the cisterns of the toilets next to the ballroom. how much is too much
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Ratjaculation posted:No I was the same. And lol at how fast they are moving because of not using protection. But its okay because they know it feels right Not using a condom was really loving dumb on their part, even if they're both happy with having a kid. You should be planning that poo poo.
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Dec 27, 2016 23:51
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It just reminds me of BFFs who go off to college and room together because they've known each other since they were 2, so obviously they know everything about one another and it's going to be awesome the best thing ever, and then their friendship implodes within like two weeks because friendship is totally different than more committed forms of relationship. It's also why some people get confused by the "friendzone". They don't realize that the qualities that make for a good friend can be radically different than those that make for a good partner. I have some friends who are a riot to hang out with from time to time, but they are complete assholes in some respects and I'd never want to share so much as a unicycle with them.
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Dec 27, 2016 23:54
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Way to ruin a nice story guys.
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Dec 27, 2016 23:55
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Gaunab posted:Way to ruin a nice story guys. I am the thread party pooper
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Dec 27, 2016 23:58
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Pick posted:I think it's a weird thing for them to do, and to jump into it almost instantly is pretty strange. The only very, very stupid move they made is doing it without protection multiple times and going ahead with having the kid. On the other hand, it's absolutely not a stretch to be engaged in their situation. They've known each other all their lives, know exactly what they want out of their relationship, and appear to have successful jobs. Their parents probably wonder why they aren't together all the dang time. Maybe I'm biased because I've seen the same situation work out positively in the past, but I just don't see how they're going about it strangely. Besides the boneheaded boning without protection move. Gaunab posted:Way to ruin a nice story guys. Seriously guys. This is a really cute story without conflict, mental illness, abuse, or any major issues whatsoever!!! Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Dec 28, 2016 |
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Dec 27, 2016 23:59
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Thank you for reading my posts on the Something Awful Forums LLC
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Dec 27, 2016 23:59
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Seriously guys. This is a really cute story without conflict, mental illness, abuse, or any major issues whatsoever!!! Yet.
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Dec 28, 2016 00:01
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Why are goons always weirder than the things we're mocking?
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Dec 28, 2016 00:02
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I was born like this
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Dec 28, 2016 00:03
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If they were jonesin for each other I feel like it woulda happened a while back, it more reads like a dime romance novel.
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Dec 28, 2016 00:04
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monkeytennis posted:Yet. The grim spectre of r/relationships stands silently behind us all, watching, waiting.
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ArbitraryC posted:If they were jonesin for each other I feel like it woulda happened a while back, it more reads like a dime romance novel. written by a dude with a real pretty neighbor lady he's known for a while and who may or may not remember his name
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