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Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

it's on the PC though

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Great Rumbler
Jan 30, 2013

For I am a dog, you see.

Evil Fluffy posted:

Looks better than a lot of mobile games.

Nah, this looks exactly like a mobile game. And not a very good one, either.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
Nice grass, straight outta warcraft 2 lol

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Truga posted:

Nice grass, straight outta warcraft 2 lol

It's artisinal

Winty
Sep 22, 2007


Looks like a pretty sweet RPG from 1996

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

Crocoswine posted:

so when they say beautiful 2d pixel art, do they mean purely for the menus, or were the in-game graphics just placeholders, or did they legitimately believe that this was 2d pixel art



game looked bad

Isn't that 2.5d?

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Dink Smallwood 2 looking good.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Crocoswine posted:

so when they say beautiful 2d pixel art, do they mean purely for the menus, or were the in-game graphics just placeholders, or did they legitimately believe that this was 2d pixel art



game looked bad
Hey look technically the graphics are strictly two-dimensional, right? Like they're not holograms or anything. And they're on a screen made of pixels, right? So technically it's 2D pixel art alright get off my rear end already Mom

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Meta-Mollusk posted:

Dink Smallwood 2 looking good.

Now that is a blast (of garbage) from the past.

wa27
Jan 15, 2007

I don't know how I missed this: The world's first levitating turntable!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/245727224/mag-lev-audio-the-first-levitating-turntable/
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/mag-lev-audio-the-first-levitating-turntable-vinyl#/

It appears they launched the indiegogo after the kickstarter so they could sell premium versions of it, and also sell the DUST COVER, which is kinda an important feature of a turntable. Let's see how much the DUST COVER will set you back:



I can't wait to see reviews of this thing.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



wa27 posted:

I don't know how I missed this: The world's first levitating turntable!


:lol: Is that smoke part of its normal functioning? I thought this would reduce friction!

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
It's the included vape dispenser

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Meta-Mollusk posted:

Dink Smallwood 2 looking good.

I bet a Kickstarter for that game would get funded.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

wa27 posted:

I don't know how I missed this: The world's first levitating turntable!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/245727224/mag-lev-audio-the-first-levitating-turntable/
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/mag-lev-audio-the-first-levitating-turntable-vinyl#/

It appears they launched the indiegogo after the kickstarter so they could sell premium versions of it, and also sell the DUST COVER, which is kinda an important feature of a turntable. Let's see how much the DUST COVER will set you back:



I can't wait to see reviews of this thing.

It's stupid but at least they seem to have a working prototype. Can't say the same about many campaigns

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

I really wonder how well that levitating turntable would actually work. I've seen some other commercial levitating products, like that Back To The Future DeLorean and they seem to take some work to align the levitated object in a stable position over the magnets. Maybe the little legs will help prevent it from wobbling off when starting but I would definitely take any claims of anti-vibration and touch and push tolerance with a grain of salt.

That said, if it does remain stable, loving scratch that poo poo.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Young Freud posted:

I really wonder how well that levitating turntable would actually work. I've seen some other commercial levitating products, like that Back To The Future DeLorean and they seem to take some work to align the levitated object in a stable position over the magnets. Maybe the little legs will help prevent it from wobbling off when starting but I would definitely take any claims of anti-vibration and touch and push tolerance with a grain of salt.

That said, if it does remain stable, loving scratch that poo poo.



I wonder if the fact that the needle's going to be riding over the record does anything to help keep it stable? As well as the fact that it's going to be rotating, which is generally easier to keep centered then something more stationary.

What I'd like to see is to slap the Kickstarter with the little car-like holder for a needle that drives along a record to play it, placed on top of the levitating turntable, the one that was posted about earlier this month:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/pinkdonut/rokblok-a-new-spin-on-vinyl

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Evil Fluffy posted:

I bet a Kickstarter for that game would get funded.

I wouldn't fund it, but now I kinda want to see this happen, as it could be pretty funny. Doesn't that game still have an active fanbase for some reason?

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Hi, I'm literally too lazy to spend 5 seconds looking into my gear bag.

Look! A Horse!
Feb 10, 2010

I wonder how many nerds would be an RPG-style inventory system for smartphones.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
That might be mildly useful as part of a larger inventory management system at a newspaper or some agency with many professional photographers.

Maluco Marinero
Jan 18, 2001

Damn that's a
fine elephant.

That's a bit disingenuous, if you actually stock a bag for work it can be very easy to overlook small items. I mean sure, there's probably a market in nerds who absolutely don't need it, but Id hardly call those things awful.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Yeah I'm pretty sure that if my job involved a bag full of expensive-as-gently caress equipment that I'd be all over something like an RFID tracking system..

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Look! A Horse! posted:

I wonder how many nerds

The answer is always "a loving lot"

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe

CommonShore posted:

Yeah I'm pretty sure that if my job involved a bag full of expensive-as-gently caress equipment that I'd be all over something like an RFID tracking system..

Same, that system is awesome if it works.

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.
Seriously - for any professional who has to take expensive gear with them to do a job, that's pretty much a godsend. Photographer is clearly the prime example, but I can think of a lot of people in specialist engineering/science roles who have to do field work that this would be perfect for.

I do understand though that there will be people who want to use it on their their phone/keys/wallet/watch/sunglasses. Those people are loving idiots.

now entering North Dakota
Feb 22, 2013


Fun Shoe

Serak posted:

Seriously - for any professional who has to take expensive gear with them to do a job, that's pretty much a godsend. Photographer is clearly the prime example, but I can think of a lot of people in specialist engineering/science roles who have to do field work that this would be perfect for.

I do understand though that there will be people who want to use it on their their phone/keys/wallet/watch/sunglasses. Those people are loving idiots.

poo poo, when I was working apartment maintenance I would have loved having something like that for all my tools. I lost count of how many mud knives and channel locks I left in units because I put them down before lunch and ended up having to go to some other property on the other side of town.

That's mostly because I'm a spacey gently caress though. And at least I never lost any of my actual expensive tools.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Alright, alright, I guess I fell flat with that one. How about these two though?

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1700119410/sento-towel-an-incredible-upgrade-for-an-everyday

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1980280716/compass-stone-a-pocket-navigator-for-mindful-peopl

Great Rumbler
Jan 30, 2013

For I am a dog, you see.

So, wait, I can't use my smartphone to see whether my towel is dry or not? Wasted opportunity right there.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

gschmidl posted:

Alright, alright, I guess I fell flat with that one. How about these two though?

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1700119410/sento-towel-an-incredible-upgrade-for-an-everyday


weeaboo as gently caress

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

quote:

If you think about it, you use a towel everyday. Whether after your bath, shower, washing your hands or at the beach.

Giving the people that would buy this poo poo a lot of credit, Sento.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Sento posted:

despite their versatility, towels are often underappreciated, with many people putting little thought into which type of towel they buy and bring home

Pretty sure that most people don't just pick any old cloth to dry themselves with and lots of them cost a bit of money for good reason, more than 40 Australian pesos anyway

Sento posted:

Even if you're willing to spend more, unfamiliar features and a wide spectrum of prices can make the options overwhelming.

I often find myself overwhelmed by the features of my expensive towels such as the ability to get dry using them

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Obviously, the intended market for the towel KS is intergalactic hitch hikers.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

Pretty sure that most people don't just pick any old cloth to dry themselves with and lots of them cost a bit of money for good reason, more than 40 Australian pesos anyway

That's US$29. My bath towels cost something like 10 US dollars each. Not sure what improvements could be made to them to warrant a higher price, really.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Paladinus posted:

That's US$29. My bath towels cost something like 10 US dollars each. Not sure what improvements could be made to them to warrant a higher price, really.

I dunno I think my towels cost more but they're debaucherous

$29 is way too much for something that looks like a cross between a bed sheet and a tea towel anyway

Sagacity
May 2, 2003
Hopefully my epitaph will be funnier than my custom title.

Great Rumbler posted:

So, wait, I can't use my smartphone to see whether my towel is dry or not? Wasted opportunity right there.
The towels will only dry themselves by using a Hot Air Pod (sold separately, $3.99 each)

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

gschmidl posted:

Alright, alright, I guess I fell flat with that one. How about these two though?

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1700119410/sento-towel-an-incredible-upgrade-for-an-everyday

"Cheap towels won't stay soft after a only few washes and fray apart easier."

...I have towels that are close to a decade old and are still soft. Pretty sure I didn't pay much at the Target where I bought them. Then again my towels haven't been used by samurai therefor they lack the weeb factor of these.

Then again, the last time I bought towels I got them at Costco and I'm pretty sure I spent less than $30 despite getting several towels that are huge and fluffy as hell.

Kaiju15
Jul 25, 2013


Sento posted:

Minimalist Design

Yes. Classic minimalist linen design.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Cheap towels are the best because they’re absorbent. Decadent luxury towels just push water around.

WaywardWoodwose
May 19, 2008

The woods are lovely, dark, and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

I thought this one could have been neat until i read the description. I assumed it was some sort of gps enabled rock that would vibrate or something if you walked too far off course. Since it only lights up it seems worse than an actual map on a smart phone that can give you more than some vague "yes/no" flashing light for information about your trip. And if you need a glowing rock to look at while you walk around your neighborhood are you really going to be sightseeing and not staring at your goddamn light up, bluetooth enabled pet rock?

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Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

quote:

Each week we will analyze and discuss relationship themes from a plethora of video games (The Legend of Zelda, The Sims, Animal Crossing, etc.), make comparisons between the games and real life scenarios, and outline the application of any lessons to be learned from those games.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1588459684/heart-piece-podcast-relationship-talk-show-for-gam?ref=recommended

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