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I [24/M] proposed to my girlfriend [24/F] on Boxing Day but she is upset because she didn't want a ring and I got her one anyway. She is also upset at the cost [$15k]quote:[Anonymous because people I know in real life know my main, including my girlfriend] quote:"I'm going to get you a thing."
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 19:49 |
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:42 |
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Pearnicious posted:What is the deal with all of the "xx" everywhere in literally every message? Is that some stupid millennial thing I know nothing about? Their conversation reads like English isn't their first language, bleh. *complains about Those Darn Millennials* *doesn't know xoxo means hugs and kisses since at least two loving centuries ago*
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 19:54 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I [24/M] proposed to my girlfriend [24/F] on Boxing Day but she is upset because she didn't want a ring and I got her one anyway. She is also upset at the cost [$15k] All this idiot had to do was not buy a ring and propose and he'd be living the dream. What a stubborn fool.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 19:54 |
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Lone Goat posted:*complains about Those Darn Millennials* I get the xoxo thing, but there are only "xx" littered throughout that message log. It just seems random and arbitrary and looks retarded. Not to mention that they spent like 2 hours talking about baths like a couple of autists.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 19:55 |
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fifteen thousand loving dollars I hope dude has fun paying that off the next 2.5 years, alone
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 19:57 |
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Why do these insane females only communicate in code, like telling me they don't want something and then getting mad when I ignore them?
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 20:00 |
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She saw the big and jumped, drat
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 20:00 |
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The evil part of me hopes he got the ring engraved and customized so that he can't return it. An easily avoidable mistake he'll be paying off for the next 2.5 years!
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 20:01 |
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lol at spending $15k on a ring that your girl has repeatedly told you she doesn't want and has major hangups about diamonds anyway, just lol
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 20:02 |
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Pearnicious posted:I get the xoxo thing, but there are only "xx" littered throughout that message log. It just seems random and arbitrary and looks retarded. You're can't figure out they're going *kiss kiss* after each line and they're the autists??
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 20:04 |
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Pearnicious posted:I get the xoxo thing, but there are only "xx" littered throughout that message log. It just seems random and arbitrary and looks retarded. It's cleverly hidden by the unending banality of the rest of the conversation, but the end reveals that she broke the date because of a family commitment ("going through nana's things," presumably a recently dead grandmother whose house needs cleaning out?) and he's acting like she ghosted him. Dude's salty as he is thirsty.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 20:04 |
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ZombieJesus posted:Oh and lawyer-cuck needs to dump his bitch girlfriend and watch her life coach her way out of single parenthood. The only positive trait he posted was "she is hot" over and over. He will never find someone so hot again. Like, she's a 10 so she's perfect and hot and good except for the loving other dudes for his benefit part. Somehow, I think a lawyer will be able to move on and find another hot woman to marry, since that seems to be the only trait he requires.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 20:05 |
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Chichevache posted:The only positive trait he posted was "she is hot" over and over. He will never find someone so hot again. Like, she's a 10 so she's perfect and hot and good except for the loving other dudes for his benefit part. It's not like it's rare for this to be the only trait that apparently matters in a partner for some people.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 20:11 |
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Mameluke posted:[33M], my [30F] girlfriend is pregnant with another guy's kid "because she wanted her child to have the best life possible". Wants me to be the father. Don't even know how to start processing this? I've got a sneaking suspicion this is more of a got pregnant while cheating, and playing it off as "Don't you care for the future of our child with your disgusting genes? " Either way, dear god
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 20:11 |
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Lone Goat posted:You're can't figure out they're going *kiss kiss* after each line and they're the autists?? I think I'm just projecting a little. Reading their terrible conversation and seeing "xx" and random emojis strewn about semi-randomly makes me realize why some of the e-mails I see at work are borderline retarded. It makes me sad that spelling, grammar, punctuation, etc. apparently don't really matter anymore. It's acceptable in private conversations, but when it starts bleeding over into work-related e-mails it makes me realize that it's only going to get worse. Eventually the written English language in digital form will be a nearly indecipherable and unintelligible mishmash of acronyms, abbreviations, slang, and emoji with no punctuation. e: Desperately hoping I didn't make any spelling or grammar mistakes in this post, lol. Personal Lucubrant fucked around with this message at 20:24 on Dec 28, 2016 |
# ? Dec 28, 2016 20:20 |
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Pearnicious posted:I think I'm just projecting a little. Reading their terrible conversation and seeing "xx" and random emojis strewn about semi-randomly makes me realize why some of the e-mails I see at work are borderline retarded.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 20:23 |
Professor Shark posted:She saw the big and jumped, drat The most baffling part is that he dumped her. She even told him she'd be willing to marry him even if she didn't want the ring, and he flipped out and broke up with her. Now he's upset that he can't bother her or beg for forgiveness because she cut off contact with him.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 20:25 |
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Pearnicious posted:I think I'm just projecting a little. Reading their terrible conversation and seeing "xx" and random emojis strewn about semi-randomly makes me realize why some of the e-mails I see at work are borderline retarded. It's already crossing into Youtube videos. I was watching a review for a watch and all of a sudden emojis, abbreviations, and misspelled reactions to what the guy had said started streaming across the screen
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 20:25 |
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Fullhouse posted:fifteen thousand loving dollars for real like even if you're going to straight up ignore her preferences and get her a diamond ring because you're a loving dumb idiot and it's important to you that she have the option of wearing a big shiny rock, you can buy a brand new ring with a brand new lab-grown diamond larger and shinier than most women wear for literally 1/10th of the price I mean making a bad, disrespectful and selfish decision in a relationship is one thing, but deciding to specifically go out of your way to do such a thing in a manner that creates financial strain and precludes other opportunities for both partners for multiple years takes it to a whole other level I hope if he ultimately gets in contact with her she recognizes that he did her a favor by breaking it off e: spelling, but "diamong" does seem pretty apt for this dude LGD fucked around with this message at 20:36 on Dec 28, 2016 |
# ? Dec 28, 2016 20:27 |
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go go go go ROSCOE! posted:I'd like to know where you work where emails read like Tweets Honestly it's not very common. Worst offenders are usually just a short e-mail that is in all lowercase and not punctuated anywhere. Those aren't too bad, but when they get longer and begin to include spelling/grammar mistakes...ugh.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 20:29 |
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There's dumb and then there's whoooo boy
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 20:30 |
Fiancee gay, so whatquote:My (M29) fiancee (F22) and I just broke up because she cheated on me and may be gay she thinks. We have a son and house and I could use any emotional help. Worst day of my life.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 20:34 |
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Pearnicious posted:It makes me sad that spelling, grammar, punctuation, etc. apparently don't really matter anymore. It's acceptable in private conversations, but when it starts bleeding over into work-related e-mails it makes me realize that it's only going to get worse. Okay, Grandpa. Stupid people are just stupid no matter the generation. You can find plenty of old people on facebook who type exactly like that, emojis and all. quote:My [18f] boyfriend's [18m] extended family treated me terribly at a get together Wow poo poo. Run, girl.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 20:37 |
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Man I was suffering myself reading that fake story haha Edit: At least her calm.txt response
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 20:42 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:"Hmm, I wonder why my wife lost her sex drive. Could it be because she's had to deal with a crying, pooping baby for the past 4 months? Nah. That can't be it. I'll sit on the couch whining about it some more while my wife changes the kid's diaper." Ha ha ha you're all loving wrong. Nice of you all to make assumptions about his guy based on the fact that he's a dude. I actually looked this one up to see if this dude is just plain terrible and as it turns out, wifey wasn't loving him much before the baby, he works from home and does most of the taking care of the baby, she gets 8-9 hours of sleep a night to his 5-6. #notallmen
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 20:43 |
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Radical and BADical! posted:Ha ha ha you're all loving wrong. Nice of you all to make assumptions about his guy based on the fact that he's a dude. I actually looked this one up to see if this dude is just plain terrible and as it turns out, wifey wasn't loving him much before the baby, he works from home and does most of the taking care of the baby, she gets 8-9 hours of sleep a night to his 5-6. Fucker should have put that in the story instead of dodging comments asking about their baby. It also reeks of "putting myself in the best light possible now that I'm getting slammed by the comments" retconning. Honestly, why would you not mention a brand new baby in that story? It's a loving huge factor.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 20:51 |
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everyone is 100% honest in their posts and no other side of the story is ever needed
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 20:56 |
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With the lawyer cuckold, funeral, and ring guy we're getting a very strong end of the year, maybe 2016 won't be a total waste of time after all!go go go go ROSCOE! posted:I'd like to know where you work where emails read like Tweets At Twitter?
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 21:02 |
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Has anyone checked legal advice or childfree lately? I feel the holidays are primo (I'm only on my phone so it's a big pain in the rear end)
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 21:04 |
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mobby_6kl posted:With the lawyer cuckold, funeral, and ring guy we're getting a very strong end of the year, maybe 2016 won't be a total waste of time after all! LOL if you think any of these are better than Racist Cheating Thailand Man
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 21:08 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Fiancee gay, so what He best be hitting her rear end up for child support.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 21:10 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Has anyone checked legal advice or childfree lately? I feel the holidays are primo (I'm only on my phone so it's a big pain in the rear end) "Goddamn crotch fruit nephews are using their toy lightsabers ALL WRONG. And nobody let me demonstrate how 5th Form is properly done UGH!"
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 21:13 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Has anyone checked legal advice or childfree lately? I feel the holidays are primo (I'm only on my phone so it's a big pain in the rear end) quote:I was eating poutine today at a restaurant, and a family gets sat next to me with two younger children.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 21:17 |
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who the hell tells their kids to go ask strangers for food in a restaurant
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 21:19 |
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Fullhouse posted:who the hell tells their kids to go ask strangers for food in a restaurant Parents in whatever third world hellhole serves poutine, would be my guess.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 21:22 |
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Nobody Cause that didn't happen. Poutine is a hangover food and one should hide their face from god in shame when eating it but drat if it don't cure what ailes you.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 21:24 |
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Fullhouse posted:who the hell tells their kids to go ask strangers for food in a restaurant Fake parents that don't exist
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 21:24 |
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That person should wait for their meal and ask for a bite. Bonus if its steak or something.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 21:26 |
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Fullhouse posted:who the hell tells their kids to go ask strangers for food in a restaurant My (34F) sister (18F) is behaving inappropriately toward my husband (33M) quote:Hi Reddit. quote:Because it's clear what she's doing. She's younger and prettier than me, she wants to supplant me in my husband's life. She wants him to be her meal ticket, I don't know. She's never had a job and doesn't have much in the way of life skills. She wants to steal him and she's being very overt about it.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 21:26 |
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:42 |
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zakharov posted:LOL if you think any of these are better than Racist Cheating Thailand Man Nope yo're right, I can just remember only the top three of the latest trainwrecks in my head.
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# ? Dec 28, 2016 21:27 |