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his girlfriend presumably saw this advert and then bought samir a treatment anyway and is surprised that's my fave bit
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Spangly A posted:his girlfriend presumably saw this advert and then bought samir a treatment anyway and is surprised Lol if you think she did anything other than google "treatment, location" before loving off with a nasri backed credit card 😂
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just a small change and it all makes sense https://streamable.com/be2vl
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ephex posted:just a small change and it all makes sense Lol.
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ephex posted:just a small change and it all makes sense Very nice lol
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pik_d posted:If he gets done for doping, the fact that he posed for a publicity photo will become even better
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Crazy Ted posted:lol if he gets done for doping by the Spanish before anyone in Barcelona or Real Madrid Nasri is 1) not Spanish 2) doesn't play for a big team 3) did all this in not-Spain Spain will hammer Nasri to make a big show of actually doing something while not harming their own interests
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Jesus christ  to all of this. A christmas miracle
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jre posted:Jesus christ fixed
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guess nobody told him you're supposed to see the drip doctor after you cheat
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Our Doctors Will Make You Drip.™
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I feel like this is pretty extreme for going to a fancy brothel, but you know, whatever https://twitter.com/City_Watch/status/817139053850226688
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pik_d posted:I feel like this is pretty extreme for going to a fancy brothel, but you know, whatever the price of doping in La Liga (when you don't play for Barcelona or Real Madrid) is steep
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samir nasri is a oval office so this would be pretty funny
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big crush on Chad OMG posted:samir nasri is a oval office so this would be pretty funny He's also 29 so that'd effectively be his career over.
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Apparently it doesn't matter if there were actual performance enhancing drugs in the IV bag. He can just be banned for getting an IV without some special exemption.
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Actually this is kind of going over into sad territory because you know all the Barcelona and Madrid players are doped up as gently caress but the Spanish FA doesn't give a poo poo.
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blue footed boobie posted:Apparently it doesn't matter if there were actual performance enhancing drugs in the IV bag. He can just be banned for getting an IV without some special exemption. What!?
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Soulex posted:What!? Read the article I posted above, it describes the rule he violated
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Crazy Ted posted:Actually this is kind of going over into sad territory because you know all the Barcelona and Madrid players are doped up as gently caress but the Spanish FA doesn't give a poo poo. they do give a poo poo, they don't want it coming out and the Spanish government are helping them make sure it does not come out! Show us Fuentes' blood bags!!!
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trem_two posted:Read the article I posted above, it describes the rule he violated I obviously didn't understand it. Idiota
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Soulex posted:What!? WADA infusions over 50ml without a TUE are considered doping violation and the drip whores do litre bags of fluid + vitamins
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Bea Nanner posted:Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahagagagahagagagagagaggagahahajahahaha
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:WADA infusions over 50ml without a TUE are considered doping violation and the drip whores do litre bags of fluid + vitamins I mean is it the process of getting the IV to begin with or just any type of intravenous infusion? I really don't give a gently caress but for them to be like "oh yeah, you have to ask us to get a saline drip." Would be pretty bullshit level of "this is where we have to go because people are goddamn pedantic and will say we never told them they couldn't do drugs on their own." Also 50ml is super loving small. The drip chamber is that.
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Soulex posted:I mean is it the process of getting the IV to begin with or just any type of intravenous infusion? I really don't give a gently caress but for them to be like "oh yeah, you have to ask us to get a saline drip." Would be pretty bullshit level of "this is where we have to go because people are goddamn pedantic and will say we never told them they couldn't do drugs on their own." Any type of IV infusion, you don't have to ask WADA directly but a doctor needs to file a TUE with them. 50ml is not that small. Most medications if needed to be given can be diluted in 10-20 ml if needed. A drip chamber is about 3 ml not 50 and there's generally only 1ml in there in normal use with 4ml deadspace in the line.
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:Any type of IV infusion, you don't have to ask WADA directly but a doctor needs to file a TUE with them. Huh, that's interesting. I guess it also helps with hangovers and hydration. I know of emt and medics who have a bag of saline the morning after a rough night. Prevents doping but also prevents players from recovering faster or ways to do it because it's ok in a pinch but you don't want to do it every loving week. And yeah my brain saw 50 thought 5. Good on you, thanks.
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Soulex posted:Huh, that's interesting. I guess it also helps with hangovers and hydration. I know of emt and medics who have a bag of saline the morning after a rough night. Prevents doping but also prevents players from recovering faster or ways to do it because it's ok in a pinch but you don't want to do it every loving week. Cyclists used to do IV's after races in like the 90's to increase recovery but they also put a lot of drugs in the bags so now it's ruined for everyone.
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Syncopated posted:Cyclists used to do IV's after races in like the 90's to increase recovery but they also put a lot of drugs in the bags so now it's ruined for everyone. Not really ruined. How would anyone know unless your girlfriend posts about it on twitter.
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