woke #brands: i am a slytherin AND a white person so i can say this with absolute ce

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devtesla: Jan 2, 2012; Grimey Drawer

# ? Dec 28, 2016 02:46

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# ? May 10, 2024 18:14

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Sebadoh Gigante posted:

I remember Smash Mouth did a Pearl Harbor thing, have they superimposed their logo on other disasters?

yea their albums

# ? Dec 28, 2016 03:03

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Tatum Girlparts posted:

yea their albums

oh poo poo #gently caress #poo poo #lamo #devastated

# ? Dec 28, 2016 03:05

Apraxin: Feb 22, 2006; General-Admiral

Tatum Girlparts posted:

I mean yea no poo poo you should probably hate the crazy bigoted loser more than a teen vogue writer who...wrote some actually good things about how trump is an rear end in a top hat and his daughter shouldn't be off the hook for her part in the campaign because she's a pretty white woman?

also she personally went up to bat against Trump instead of hiding behind some generic corporate twitter message about inclusivity, which was pretty gutsy, because guess what happened when the deplorables saw that video?

Highlight:

Lauren Duca posted:

She said she responded to one person, asking whether it felt odd to attack a stranger on Christmas Day.

"He wrote back saying 'get raped,' so that didn't work," she said.

also lol at Tucker Carlson's website putting up an article on how eloquent journalist Tucker Carlson totally owned that dumb feminazi broad.

# ? Dec 28, 2016 03:14

Telephones: Apr 28, 2013

Freaking Crumbum posted:

I think it's one better than that; he didn't even do a college show, but his (aging) comedian friends who have done college shows & got panned told him "don't do college shows any more those kids are too PC to know what a joke is". then he amalgamated that with some anecdote about how his own daughter is too PC and she uses the word racist and sexist "wrong" and if she's too dumb to understand those words then obviously everybody within her age bracket is also too dumb to understand.

the whole quote was white male privilege.txt and the fact that he couldn't see that speaking down about his own daughter actually makes him look like a jackass parent (you raised her, dummy) was breathtaking.

also jerry seinfeld is as relevant to comedy now as steve martin or groucho marx. yeah sure you did something significant back in the day, but you haven't been actually funny in years so stop acting like you're still the boss of what is funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOxchdd9chw

# ? Dec 28, 2016 06:02

ArgumentatumE.C.T.: Nov 5, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jerry Seinfeld has more money than every poster in this thread combined and old people will keep giving him money to tell his old jokes until he dies. He doesn't have to care what college kids think and he'll tell you so.

# ? Dec 28, 2016 10:29

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

butterbar posted:

It means you took the red pill

It really does, just for opposite sides of the political spectrum.

# ? Dec 28, 2016 10:59

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

excuse me rich idiots drinking piss water in ugly death traps is very funny, but none have died yet.

# ? Dec 28, 2016 16:21

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

ArgumentatumE.C.T. posted:

Jerry Seinfeld has more money than every poster in this thread combined and old people will keep giving him money to tell his old jokes until he dies. He doesn't have to care what college kids think and he'll tell you so.

If having money stopped you from being a fuckin moron trump would be smart and bee movie wouldn't exist

# ? Dec 28, 2016 16:52

Freaking Crumbum: Apr 17, 2003; Too fuck to drunk

ArgumentatumE.C.T. posted:

Jerry Seinfeld has more money than every poster in this thread combined and old people will keep giving him money to tell his old jokes until he dies. He doesn't have to care what college kids think and he'll tell you so.

sure. he doesn't have to care, but he wouldn't look like a such a privileged shitlord if he was at least gracious about being so wealthy; you don't just have to ape TRUMP, you could mimic Gates or Buffett just as easily.

also regardless of his wealth, all of his complaints just reek of the stereotypical cranky old man who hates anything new for no other reason than because it's new and dang-nabbit, things were only good when they were exactly the way he liked them to be.

comedy as an art form is all about growing and changing and pushing the edge of what people consider to be tasteful, so I would think one of the most significant comedians in the US in the 20th century would have a little more perspective about the whole thing. instead we get "NO THEY AREN'T FINDING THE SAME THINGS FUNNY THAT I FIND TO BE FUNNY; YOUR FUNNY IS WRONG AND BAD AND DUMB YOU MILLENIAL BABBIES"

# ? Dec 28, 2016 18:43

Terror Sweat: Mar 15, 2009

Freaking Crumbum posted:

sure. he doesn't have to care, but he wouldn't look like a such a privileged shitlord if he was at least gracious about being so wealthy; you don't just have to ape TRUMP, you could mimic Gates or Buffett just as easily.

also regardless of his wealth, all of his complaints just reek of the stereotypical cranky old man who hates anything new for no other reason than because it's new and dang-nabbit, things were only good when they were exactly the way he liked them to be.

comedy as an art form is all about growing and changing and pushing the edge of what people consider to be tasteful, so I would think one of the most significant comedians in the US in the 20th century would have a little more perspective about the whole thing. instead we get "NO THEY AREN'T FINDING THE SAME THINGS FUNNY THAT I FIND TO BE FUNNY; YOUR FUNNY IS WRONG AND BAD AND DUMB YOU MILLENIAL BABBIES"

hes right tho, new comedy is poo poo. ucb has ruined comedy for at least another 5-10 years

# ? Dec 28, 2016 18:48

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Terror Sweat posted:

hes right tho, new comedy is poo poo. ucb has ruined comedy for at least another 5-10 years

you're very :wrong:

idk or give a poo poo about ucb but "new comedy" has never been better there are tons of young comedians who are funny as hell

# ? Dec 28, 2016 19:09

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Terror Sweat posted:

hes right tho, new comedy is poo poo. ucb has ruined comedy for at least another 5-10 years

what do you think 'new comedy' is if UCB is to blame for it...

# ? Dec 28, 2016 19:37

Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

crazy cloud posted:

you're very idk or give a poo poo about ucb but "new comedy" has never been better there are tons of young comedians who are funny as hell

And Seinfeld was never funny.

# ? Dec 28, 2016 19:40

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

California ruined animation, comedy, the left

# ? Dec 28, 2016 19:40

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Nonsense posted:

California ruined animation, comedy, the left

good

# ? Dec 28, 2016 19:42

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Whatever happened to farces? Nobody makes farces anymore.

# ? Dec 28, 2016 19:52

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Guy Goodbody posted:

Whatever happened to farces? Nobody makes farces anymore.

Our reality's a loving farce!

# ? Dec 28, 2016 19:58

Hemingway To Go!: Nov 10, 2008; im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

Guy Goodbody posted:

Whatever happened to farces? Nobody makes farces anymore.

Wayans bros ruined everything

# ? Dec 28, 2016 19:59

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

They should do a Frasier movie

# ? Dec 28, 2016 20:01

ate shit on live tv: Feb 15, 2004; by Azathoth

Fullhouse posted:

marketing products to minors is Bad now? well,

All marketing is an extension of capitalism, and thus is bad.

# ? Dec 28, 2016 20:02

ate shit on live tv: Feb 15, 2004; by Azathoth

Tatum Girlparts posted:

this thread is a loving garbage fire

hot take

# ? Dec 28, 2016 20:10

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Guy Goodbody posted:

They should do a Frasier movie

hmmmm, good post :hai:

# ? Dec 28, 2016 20:16

ChesterJT: Dec 28, 2003; Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

crazy cloud posted:

you're very idk or give a poo poo about ucb but "new comedy" has never been better there are tons of young comedians who are funny as hell

Such as?

# ? Dec 28, 2016 20:44

Lumpy the Cook: Feb 4, 2011; Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

ChesterJT posted:

Such as?

Have you heard of a little show called MillionDollarExtreme

# ? Dec 28, 2016 20:53

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

ChesterJT posted:

Such as?

off top of head, incomplete unordered list ( and im calling < 40 young because it usually takes a fuckton of time and work )

Anthony Jeselnik, Chelsea Peretti, Hannibal Burress, Moshe Kasher, John Mulaney, Pete Holmes r probably my current favorites? :shrug:

# ? Dec 28, 2016 20:53

ate shit on live tv: Feb 15, 2004; by Azathoth

Jeselnik is really good and absolutely gives no fucks about PC culture, while simultaneously refusing to self-censor.

# ? Dec 28, 2016 21:08

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Thoughts and Prayers is maybe my favorite comedy special of the last 10 years it just rules

# ? Dec 28, 2016 21:13

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

I wish Great Minds got a second season

# ? Dec 28, 2016 21:28

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Tatum Girlparts posted:

yea their albums

rack em

# ? Dec 28, 2016 21:41

Pomplamoose: Jun 28, 2008

Tatum Girlparts posted:

yea their albums

noice

Tatum Girlparts posted:

what do you think 'new comedy' is if UCB is to blame for it...

Antisemitism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V246ECBdGpI

# ? Dec 28, 2016 22:00

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Guy Goodbody posted:

Whatever happened to farces? Nobody makes farces anymore.

i liked the black version of death at a funeral

# ? Dec 28, 2016 22:29

Carmant: Nov 23, 2015; Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?

Freaking Crumbum posted:

I think it's one better than that; he didn't even do a college show, but his (aging) comedian friends who have done college shows & got panned told him "don't do college shows any more those kids are too PC to know what a joke is". then he amalgamated that with some anecdote about how his own daughter is too PC and she uses the word racist and sexist "wrong" and if she's too dumb to understand those words then obviously everybody within her age bracket is also too dumb to understand.

the whole quote was white male privilege.txt and the fact that he couldn't see that speaking down about his own daughter actually makes him look like a jackass parent (you raised her, dummy) was breathtaking.

also jerry seinfeld is as relevant to comedy now as steve martin or groucho marx. yeah sure you did something significant back in the day, but you haven't been actually funny in years so stop acting like you're still the boss of what is funny.

Lol whered you find this post at, D&D? Can you give us the source?

# ? Dec 29, 2016 01:54

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

Tatum Girlparts posted:

what do you think 'new comedy' is if UCB is to blame for it...

Lmao the ucb wtf

# ? Dec 29, 2016 02:42

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

Kids and their damned shuriken TV shows and comic books

# ? Dec 29, 2016 02:51

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

deadgoon posted:

where is this jacobin article about purging the working class from the left, i would like to read it

It's a figment of the Clintonites' imagination. But fear not, the fact that they realize it's a Bad Thing indicates that they are learning. They just need to put the label on someone else for a few months while they come to terms. They've never been quick learners.

# ? Dec 29, 2016 02:58