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Dark_Tzitzimine
Oct 9, 2012

by R. Guyovich
https://twitter.com/kazuya18/status/814846721695981572

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spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747

RareAcumen posted:

Perhaps the real cup of dog semen was the friends we made along the way.



his stand does nothing






source

spit on my clit has a new favorite as of 20:35 on Dec 30, 2016

Schwarmer
Apr 2, 2011
Melman

Video version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3duPfshcCiw

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Dramatical Murder is an absolutely terrible yaoi visual novel starring a dude named Aoba



This is only important so you understand the misfire that is this Aoba cake:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
It's important to realize it started with a "hot man" cake pan:



But it didn't go all the way so they had to add little banana legs

KataraniSword
Apr 22, 2008

but at least I don't have
a MLP or MSPA avatar.
I am my own man.

Pick posted:

It's important to realize it started with a "hot man" cake pan:



But it didn't go all the way so they had to add little banana legs

Honestly I didn't even notice the banana legs; I was too caught off-guard by tic tac lips.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

KataraniSword posted:

Honestly I didn't even notice the banana legs; I was too caught off-guard by tic tac lips.

those are some dick-suckin' tic tacs

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Weird/Awesome Fanart: Jon Arbuckle Drank Dog Semen

Dragonwagon
Mar 28, 2010


And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.
https://twitter.com/endcape/status/812243146465648640
https://twitter.com/endcape/status/763358095816790016
https://twitter.com/endcape/status/746156180192497664
https://twitter.com/endcape/status/770818590521950208

Mywhatacleanturtle
Jul 23, 2006


These don't belong here. These are amazing.

Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.

Mywhatacleanturtle posted:

These don't belong here. These are amazing.

Note that "awesome" is in the thread title.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
And what a mistake that was.

Mywhatacleanturtle
Jul 23, 2006

Heresiarch posted:

Note that "awesome" is in the thread title.

Oh. Right. I'm such a fool...:smith:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

Dreddout posted:

Weird/Awesome Fanart: Jon Arbuckle Drank Dog Semen

please

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747



spit on my clit has a new favorite as of 04:37 on Dec 31, 2016

sturgeon general
Jun 27, 2005

Smells like sushi.

Jon Arbuckle Huffed Salazzle Pheromones

A Frosty Beverage
Sep 26, 2007

Full of vitamin chill
Was this posted? If not, I think it's worth posting.

https://soundcloud.com/zoom-guy/battle-against-the-one-that-goes

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I think that much like the origami unicorn at the end of Blade Runner, the Garfield strip where Jon Arbuckle drinks dog sperm is up to viewer interpretation.

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012




I've been reading an LP of a really poo poo visual novel.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
happy early new year

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012







Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

I really don't understand why people are so horny for Salazzle, she's basically just an iguana that stands on two legs sometimes.


Oh yeah, that's the stuff

flapy vajannawings
Nov 26, 2016

Ramos posted:



I've been reading an LP of a really poo poo visual novel.

Rev from Vinesauce did a speedrun of that "game"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L11CRdwpz8

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused

Improbable Lobster posted:

I really don't understand why people are so horny for Salazzle, she's basically just an iguana that stands on two legs sometimes.

I mean, I like Salazzle but you have to admit the design has some weird stuff going on. Though its not as bad as the mangosteen pokemon with its "well-shaped legs".

EDIT: Salazzle is kind of funny though when you remember that its only 4ft tall.

Internet Kraken has a new favorite as of 10:01 on Dec 31, 2016

KataraniSword
Apr 22, 2008

but at least I don't have
a MLP or MSPA avatar.
I am my own man.

Improbable Lobster posted:

I really don't understand why people are so horny for Salazzle, she's basically just an iguana that stands on two legs sometimes.

The kind of people who would gently caress a pokemon are largely also the kind of people who get really wound up about phrases like "mind-controlling pheromones". Also, for some reason she has Jessica Rabbit curves. Because of course she does.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Improbable Lobster posted:

I really don't understand why people are so horny for Salazzle, she's basically just an iguana that stands on two legs sometimes.

Pokédex entries posted:

Sun - For some reason, only females have been found. It creates a reverse harem of male Salandit that it lives with.
Moon - Filled with pheromones, its poisonous gas can be diluted to use in the production of luscious perfumes.

Rangpur
Dec 31, 2008

I mean, the real answer is that people are mad horny, and will sexualize anything. Having said that, it's a major warning sign if you find a guy whose team is Tsareena, Salazzle, Lopunny, Gardevoir, Braixen & Aegislash (every team has Aegislash).
literally just a floating sword? i'mma stick some tittays on it

bar88537
Nov 8, 2004


I've been wondering, is this stuff with the bad guy character part of the Pokemon cannon? Like does he really say "yeah boi" and dance?

Here's some things from a game I liked in my youth, Bucky OHare




and I guess Deviant art made a rivalry of Bucky and Star Fox because why not

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

There's some exaggeration, but the guy refers to himself as "Ya boy Guzma," and his grunts wave their hands like wannabe rapstars when they walk, some of them actually rap at you, and the entire team is prone to squatting like they're on the cover of the most fire mixtape of 2016.

So yeah, there's a lot of embellishment, but it's not based on nothing. Team Skull rules.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

bar88537 posted:

I've been wondering, is this stuff with the bad guy character part of the Pokemon cannon? Like does he really say "yeah boi" and dance?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Is he Tim Westwood?

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
No, but he's apparently younger than he looks, even though he looks like Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty.

speaking of which,

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Ramos posted:



I've been reading an LP of a really poo poo visual novel.

I've now read that thread, and I want you to know that I hate you for bringing it to my attention.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

reverse harem and erotic farts, the most potent of combinations

DemonTrigger
May 30, 2011

I'M MAKIN' IT GP RAIN

I like to think of Team Skull as the in-game equivalent of Juggalos, except way more entertaining.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Haha I was like, "hey that looks like blankd's style!" and it's by blankd. I didn't know she posted here :v:

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://twitter.com/CreepyPorpoise/status/810966734576316416



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGsZ1SV7BBU

RareAcumen has a new favorite as of 22:11 on Dec 31, 2016

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

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Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty


(remove L at end of filename for big)



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