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Clearly made eye contact with copy of Art of The Deal at local book store, seditiously continued walking
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# ? Dec 29, 2016 23:09 |
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# ? May 16, 2024 18:44 |
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Didn't deal from strength, got crushed
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# ? Dec 29, 2016 23:16 |
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Had life complicated by computers very greatly.
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# ? Dec 29, 2016 23:18 |
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 01:18 |
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did not face towards Trump Tower during fourth prayer
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 01:20 |
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pointed out that he's not, in fact, draining the swamp with any of his appointments
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 01:23 |
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get that OUT of my face posted:pointed out that he's not, in fact, draining the swamp with any of his appointments Corpse used in makeshift dam to 'make the swamp 10 feet higher'
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 01:43 |
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Old age, but they tagged my body anyways to meet a quota
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 01:49 |
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Farted at a cop
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 10:58 |
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-tweeting "you mad" at the potus' latest twitter tantrum. -being a commie
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 11:33 |
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Did not meet Patriotic Retweet Quota of Trump administration approved twitter accounts
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 12:39 |
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Followed a non Trump Approved Twitter Account. Sad!
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 15:30 |
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was unaffected by the anti-life equation, got dissected by barron in the evil factory
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 15:46 |
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shorted TrumpCo stock, showing a sad lack of faith
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 15:54 |
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Dick Milhous Rock! posted:having gold interior decor when not a member of the inner party Joined the inner party, driven bankrupt by membership fees, cast out because of bankruptcy, mentioned the irony of it
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 01:58 |
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Grondoth posted:Joined the inner party, driven bankrupt by membership fees, cast out because of bankruptcy, mentioned the irony of it you should have invested your irony in TRUMP bonds citizen
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 02:02 |
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Refused buy Junk Treasury bonds to fund the administration's deportation force
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 03:05 |
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Due to bug in Twitter servers, temporarily had more followers than @realDonaldTrump
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 04:21 |
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DrProsek posted:Due to bug in Twitter servers, temporarily had more followers than @realDonaldTrump I believe he'd actually give you control over @POTUS for this instead.
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 05:42 |
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DrProsek posted:Due to bug in Twitter servers, temporarily had more followers than @realDonaldTrump thats not an execution thats when you become trump :trump: !
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 05:57 |
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Slapped the president's hands away from the nuke button for the 45th time that day as I am dragged off I give a solemn thumbs-up to my replacement, the 623rd don't-let-the-president-kill-everyone agent
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 06:06 |
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had my heart extracted on top of the great pyramid to ensure that the golden sun would rise again tomorrow. e! news says that my skin, untouched by the sun and white as snow, was the fourth finest this month and is expected to go for at least $25,000 in the charity auction held after the main ceremony
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 06:21 |
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Prav posted:had my heart extracted on top of the great pyramid to ensure that the golden sun would rise again tomorrow. hunted for my pelt by blood sacrifice poachers
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 06:22 |
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Combing hair over the legal limit
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 06:38 |
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Outflexed Putin.
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 08:18 |
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Mistaken for a mexican
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 15:09 |
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Got a modelling gig to appear on the live-action inaugural sex cake, turns out I have a lethal frosting allergy.
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 15:14 |
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change my name posted:Didn't execute the last guy fast enough Executed a guy too quickly and, if such a thing exists, humanely.
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 16:21 |
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CannonFodder posted:Executed a guy too quickly and, if such a thing exists, humanely. death by snu snu!!
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 16:23 |
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change my name posted:I have no idea actually. They ended up putting "resisted arrest" on the form.
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 16:30 |
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Innocent bystander caught in crossfire between Trumpstaffel and a reflective surface.
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 00:08 |
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Wondered out loud about the possibility of vengeful hauntings while stuffing corpses in the border wall for infill
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 00:13 |
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CannonFodder posted:Executed a guy too quickly and, if such a thing exists, humanely. Humilated superior by executing someone better than him.
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 00:31 |
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Jaundiced skin mistaken for gold.
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 00:36 |
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Could not pay reentry fee after hobotown under overpass rebranded as Trump Tramp Underlofts.
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 01:06 |
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Dared to play Hardball with Chris Matthews. Ha!
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 01:18 |
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Stood in line at Starbucks.
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 17:21 |
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Grabbed someone by the cock instead of their pissy.
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 17:21 |
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got a better k/d than Barron, Prince of Cyber
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# ? Jan 2, 2017 00:18 |
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# ? May 16, 2024 18:44 |
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Fallen Hamprince posted:got a better k/d than Barron, Prince of Cyber same, but higher item level in wow.
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# ? Jan 2, 2017 00:46 |