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Dec 29, 2016 23:16
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Dec 30, 2016 01:18
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did not face towards Trump Tower during fourth prayer
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Dec 30, 2016 01:20
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Dec 30, 2016 01:23
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get that OUT of my face posted:pointed out that he's not, in fact, draining the swamp with any of his appointments Corpse used in makeshift dam to 'make the swamp 10 feet higher'
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Old age, but they tagged my body anyways to meet a quota
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-tweeting "you mad" at the potus' latest twitter tantrum. -being a commie
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Did not meet Patriotic Retweet Quota of Trump administration approved twitter accounts
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Followed a non Trump Approved Twitter Account. Sad!
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was unaffected by the anti-life equation, got dissected by barron in the evil factory
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Dec 30, 2016 15:46
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shorted TrumpCo stock, showing a sad lack of faith
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Dec 30, 2016 15:54
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Dick Milhous Rock! posted:having gold interior decor when not a member of the inner party Joined the inner party, driven bankrupt by membership fees, cast out because of bankruptcy, mentioned the irony of it
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Grondoth posted:Joined the inner party, driven bankrupt by membership fees, cast out because of bankruptcy, mentioned the irony of it you should have invested your irony in TRUMP bonds citizen
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Dec 31, 2016 02:02
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Refused buy Junk Treasury bonds to fund the administration's deportation force
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Dec 31, 2016 03:05
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DrProsek posted:Due to bug in Twitter servers, temporarily had more followers than @realDonaldTrump I believe he'd actually give you control over @POTUS for this instead.
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DrProsek posted:Due to bug in Twitter servers, temporarily had more followers than @realDonaldTrump thats not an execution thats when you become trump :trump: !
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Slapped the president's hands away from the nuke button for the 45th time that day as I am dragged off I give a solemn thumbs-up to my replacement, the 623rd don't-let-the-president-kill-everyone agent
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had my heart extracted on top of the great pyramid to ensure that the golden sun would rise again tomorrow. e! news says that my skin, untouched by the sun and white as snow, was the fourth finest this month and is expected to go for at least $25,000 in the charity auction held after the main ceremony
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Prav posted:had my heart extracted on top of the great pyramid to ensure that the golden sun would rise again tomorrow. hunted for my pelt by blood sacrifice poachers
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Dec 31, 2016 06:22
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Combing hair over the legal limit
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Outflexed Putin.
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Mistaken for a mexican
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Got a modelling gig to appear on the live-action inaugural sex cake, turns out I have a lethal frosting allergy.
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change my name posted:Didn't execute the last guy fast enough Executed a guy too quickly and, if such a thing exists, humanely.
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CannonFodder posted:Executed a guy too quickly and, if such a thing exists, humanely. death by snu snu!!
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change my name posted:I have no idea actually. They ended up putting "resisted arrest" on the form. 
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Wondered out loud about the possibility of vengeful hauntings while stuffing corpses in the border wall for infill
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CannonFodder posted:Executed a guy too quickly and, if such a thing exists, humanely. Humilated superior by executing someone better than him.
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Jaundiced skin mistaken for gold.
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Jan 1, 2017 00:36
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Could not pay reentry fee after hobotown under overpass rebranded as Trump Tramp Underlofts.
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Dared to play Hardball with Chris Matthews. Ha!
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Stood in line at Starbucks.
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Grabbed someone by the cock instead of their pissy.
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got a better k/d than Barron, Prince of Cyber
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Fallen Hamprince posted:got a better k/d than Barron, Prince of Cyber same, but higher item level in wow.
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