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Baron Porkface
Jan 22, 2007


I used to think that the "there's always a Death Star" theory was stupid but in the Rouge One novel theres a scene where Krennic's department hold a meeting and the design lead literally says "we based the operation of the Equatorial Ring on the Trade Federation's Lucrehulk-class battleship" and I immediately thought of SMG

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gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

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Okay, so this is probably just me being nitpicky, but I did google the Episode 2 Death Star appearance, and I just plum forgot that the skeleton of it does show up at the end of Episode 3, but how does that fit in to planting the exhaust port as a deliberate weakness if there were already plans during the Clone Wars and construction already started by the fall of the Old Republic?

Was Jyn orphaned sometime during the prequels?

Baron Porkface
Jan 22, 2007


The CIS Death Star plans were Proof of Concept.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Wait, are you kidding me the Trade Federation's flagship design is called the Moneyprisonboat-class?

That's friggin incredible and I love it.

Baron Porkface
Jan 22, 2007


Holy poo poo I didn't notice that.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

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Barudak posted:

Wait, are you kidding me the Trade Federation's flagship design is called the Moneyprisonboat-class?

That's friggin incredible and I love it.

Well yeah it makes perfect sense that the Trade Federation's capital ship would be a play on filthy lucre.

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
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AndyElusive posted:

Ya, the Decraniated are basically 70s style Mechanicum Servitors.

All Servitors in 40k are this because using robots is heresy.

There's a version in DH that are viewed with terror and horror because the Hereteks that make them tell everyone that their process destroys the soul. There is no actual difference according to pskyers and tech priests who examine them, they just tell people that and suddenly they command terrifying Heretek :laugh:

40k is so much better when it's fantasy Dune/Heavy Metal inspired sci-fi than it is when it's about Warrior Ubermensch.

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Sio
Jan 20, 2007

better red than dead

Optimus_Rhyme posted:

I really like the old kung fu 70s movie feel they brought. I don't really know if it was the right place to have them, but having them made sure the movie did well in china so :shrug:

My problem with Chirrut and Baze was that I think I would have rather seen the movie that they stepped out of. They felt somewhat wasted in Rogue One.

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
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Also the Death Stars are cool but the power to destroy a planet is insignificant compared to the power of the Force.

That's basically the core theme of Star Wars which is why superweapons always show up just like the Force does.

Bugblatter
Aug 4, 2003

Varam posted:

My problem with Chirrut and Baze was that I think I would have rather seen the movie that they stepped out of. They felt somewhat wasted in Rogue One.

The best characters are the ones where you think, "I'd love to see a whole movie about them."

Ironically, I think the worst movies tend to be the ones where the studio goes, "Okay, we're gonna make a whole movie about them." (Yeah, I know that's sort of what this is).

But Chirrut and Baze as the last remnants of The Guardians of the Whills are the kind of thing that hints at a mysterious, bigger universe beyond the scope of the films. It's been a long time since SW has had anything like that.

The pilot and Cassian were weak characters. The pilot was just bad conceptually because he only filled a logistical narrative purpose, but Cassian had the potential for a strong arc which just kind of flounders in execution.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

gradenko_2000 posted:

Okay, so this is probably just me being nitpicky, but I did google the Episode 2 Death Star appearance, and I just plum forgot that the skeleton of it does show up at the end of Episode 3, but how does that fit in to planting the exhaust port as a deliberate weakness if there were already plans during the Clone Wars and construction already started by the fall of the Old Republic?

Was Jyn orphaned sometime during the prequels?

What's his face designed and built the laser part of the death star, so it's conceivable that the exhaust port is part of the weapon

gohmak
Feb 12, 2004
cookies need love

MeinPanzer posted:

After watching it three times and thinking it over, I think this movie could have been hugely improved with theee fairly simple changes:

1. Cut out all the jumping around in the first act and just have Jyn be imprisoned and freed on Jedha. This cuts out a lot of unnecessary confusion and makes sense, too, if you think that Jyn broke from Saw and was lying low somewhere else on the moon.

2. Cut Baze (the heavy weapons Chinese guy) and fold some of his characteristics into Bodhi (the shuttle pilot). Give Bodhi a bit more of a backstory as a Jedha local - maybe he's related to some guardians of the temple or has some other connection and feels conflicted about working for the empire.

3. Cut down the scenes on Eadu, trimming that act to the essentials, and give us a bit more talking time in transit between Jedha and Eadu and then Eadu and Yavin IV. This would allow for more character development and also more tension buildup.

I really think that with these basic changes the pacing and character development would have been much improved.

Such bad opinions in this thread. This is worse than the guy that complained about too much war in his Star Wars.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

What is the time line of Rogue One at the start of the movie? When Jyn is just a child, how long has the empire been in control?

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

I said come in! posted:

What is the time line of Rogue One at the start of the movie? When Jyn is just a child, how long has the empire been in control?

Honestly, based on the prequels and their messed up timeline, probably a weekend

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

I said come in! posted:

What is the time line of Rogue One at the start of the movie? When Jyn is just a child, how long has the empire been in control?

22 years before R1/ANH - Clone Wars start (Episode 2). Jyn Orso born.
19 years before R1/ANH - Clone Wars end (Episode 3). Palpatine becomes Emperor.
13 years before R1/ANH - Jyn's mother is killed, father is kidnapped.

Radio!
Mar 15, 2008

Look at that post.


Calaveron posted:

Honestly, based on the prequels and their messed up timeline, probably a weekend

I'm looking at a timeline on wookiepedia now (because this is what my life has become), and the period around TFA seems pretty hosed up also. Like, General Hux is supposed to have created the training-from-birth Stormtrooper program, but apparently he did that when >11 years old? :iiam:

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Radio! posted:

I'm looking at a timeline on wookiepedia now (because this is what my life has become), and the period around TFA seems pretty hosed up also. Like, General Hux is supposed to have created the training-from-birth Stormtrooper program, but apparently he did that when >11 years old? :iiam:

He does seem really young. TFA is suppose to be like 30 years after Return of the Jedi.

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Doesn't Galen repeatedly say that the flaw he introduced was ensuring the destruction of the reactor core would destroy the whole Death Star? I'm quite confident that the words "exhaust port" were never uttered in the film. It could theoretically have been done just as well by a suicide squad infiltrating the Death Star with a bag of thermal detonators.

Optimus_Rhyme
Apr 15, 2007

are you that mainframe hacker guy?

I'm of the mind that I think Disney will either remove the prequels or retcon them so heavily they won't matter anymore. And with this many decent start wars movies I won't have to bother showing my kids the prequels.

Also, I'm pretty sure on the bug planet they show the plans for the deathstar. I guess krenics people already had designed it and now they needed to build it? It's just easier if you forget the prequels ever happened.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Optimus_Rhyme posted:

I'm of the mind that I think Disney will either remove the prequels or retcon them so heavily they won't matter anymore. And with this many decent start wars movies I won't have to bother showing my kids the prequels.

Also, I'm pretty sure on the bug planet they show the plans for the deathstar. I guess krenics people already had designed it and now they needed to build it? It's just easier if you forget the prequels ever happened.

Theyre profitable, provide fodder for other types of star wars, and keep getting referenced in the Disney films so they may get a reboot but even that seems unlikely and a waste of effort given the overall health of the brand.

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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MeinPanzer posted:

After watching it three times and thinking it over, I think this movie could have been hugely improved with theee fairly simple changes:

1. Cut out all the jumping around in the first act and just have Jyn be imprisoned and freed on Jedha. This cuts out a lot of unnecessary confusion and makes sense, too, if you think that Jyn broke from Saw and was lying low somewhere else on the moon.

2. Cut Baze (the heavy weapons Chinese guy) and fold some of his characteristics into Bodhi (the shuttle pilot). Give Bodhi a bit more of a backstory as a Jedha local - maybe he's related to some guardians of the temple or has some other connection and feels conflicted about working for the empire.

3. Cut down the scenes on Eadu, trimming that act to the essentials, and give us a bit more talking time in transit between Jedha and Eadu and then Eadu and Yavin IV. This would allow for more character development and also more tension buildup.

I really think that with these basic changes the pacing and character development would have been much improved.

More importantly, they hosed up Vader in this film.

Bear with me on this... here's what they SHOULD have done:

1- Not show Vader at all in the Trailers. Keep some clips where he's referred to and let people wonder if he'll be in the movie or not. Keep it a heavily guarded secret that he's in the film at all.

2- Cut the pointless trip to Mustafar with Vader's fortress. While it had some cool touches like Vader chilling in a bacta bath (though that ruins a lot of the mystery and suspense of Vader as Vader and reminds you he's a burnt up old man), the dad joke was stupid and Krennic literally flew all the way to Mustafar just to have Vader glare at him and say, "we're keeping the Death Star a secret," even though they'd been building it for 20+ years at that point and someone probably should have noticed the diverted funds in the budget or something, just saying. Yes it drove home that Vader had the authority and respect and i]could[/i] just summon whoever halfway across the galaxy and they'd come just to have him tell them to shut the gently caress up and stop whining for 5 minutes, but for the purposes of the film it was a pointlessly redundant scene that ruined the ending.

3- Leave the final scene as is.


What this would have done was add a layer of mystery to Vader's existence in the film or not... he'd be spoken of from the sides, referred to as this great big bogeyman. The audience would have been sitting there wondering if we even get to see him, which culminates at the final 10 minutes of the film when Tarkin says, "Lord Vader will deal with them," and then it cuts to the gantry to the Tantive IV. The hall goes black with smoke and we hear the breathing and that lightsaber igniting is FINALLY our first look at Vader in this film, and then he proceeds to rock the poo poo out of a bunch of Rebels and kick rear end. Give him one or two lines as he's standing there and the Tantive IV is flying away, leave it at that.

If they had done it that way, people would have lost their loving minds and a large number of criticisms of the movie would have been completely overshadowed by the pure unbridled and awesome surprise of that final set of scenes leading directly into ANH. It would have been up there with Vader revealing he's Luke's father at the end of ESB, it would have been ALL that people were talking about with this film, for months to come. People would line up even more than they already are, to see the film again simply for those last ten minutes.

Hollywood's gotten really terrible at leaving the audience in suspense and not showing all of their cards in the last decade... there was a solid opportunity with this film to completely blow people away with how Vader was handled, and what we got was a half measure with a hefty dose of mediocre fan service. I can see Disney execs arguing, "We have to show Vader, then they'll come see the film!" in some board room, completely ignorant of the fact that it's a loving Star Wars movie, people will come see it regardless, and when they hear in hushed-yet-awestruck tones from other people about how goddamn amazing the last 10 minutes are, the film would blow up and the whole social media axis of spoilery would lose its goddamn minds showering the film with praise simply for that 10 minute money shot of excellence that erased most people's memories of a really muddled and slapdash first half with a film devoted to a half dozen literal throwaway characters with very little depth and even less development.

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Optimus_Rhyme posted:

I'm of the mind that I think Disney will either remove the prequels or retcon them so heavily they won't matter anymore. And with this many decent start wars movies I won't have to bother showing my kids the prequels.

I love people repeatedly saying this like some sort of invocation, as if Disney isn't going to transition to a prequel-slanted plan in 10 years when you age out of the key demographic and the kids who grew up with them age in.

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

Optimus_Rhyme posted:

I'm of the mind that I think Disney will either remove the prequels or retcon them so heavily they won't matter anymore. And with this many decent start wars movies I won't have to bother showing my kids the prequels.

Also, I'm pretty sure on the bug planet they show the plans for the deathstar. I guess krenics people already had designed it and now they needed to build it? It's just easier if you forget the prequels ever happened.

Clone Wars and Rebels are more popular than the movies with the current generation of toy wanters. The prequels are good and here to stay

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

Fuzz posted:

Hollywood's gotten really terrible at leaving the audience in suspense and not showing all of their cards in the last decade...

I recommend watching some old trailers if you think giving everything away is even remotely new.

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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A True Jar Jar Fan posted:

I recommend watching some old trailers if you think giving everything away is even remotely new.

It's been a continual process, but it's gotten totally egregious lately. Back in the 70s and 80s the trailers were often extremely vague on the style of the film, and the aforementioned secret of Luke's paternity was actually something they kept a secret until the film came out. There was a literal row about Star Trek 2 because Spock's death was leaked out and was meant to be a secret, such that they went back and reshot the entire opening to have the Kobayashi Maru sequence where Spock "dies" to throw people off.

Studios gave a poo poo about the complete experience for the audience back then.

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

Radio! posted:

I'm looking at a timeline on wookiepedia now (because this is what my life has become), and the period around TFA seems pretty hosed up also. Like, General Hux is supposed to have created the training-from-birth Stormtrooper program, but apparently he did that when >11 years old? :iiam:

Hux is supposed to be in his mid 30s right? Where was it stated that he created the program? If so yeah that's a really hosed timeline.

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

Fuzz posted:

It's been a continual process, but it's gotten totally egregious lately. Back in the 70s and 80s the trailers were often extremely vague on the style of the film, and the aforementioned secret of Luke's paternity was actually something they kept a secret until the film came out. There was a literal row about Star Trek 2 because Spock's death was leaked out and was meant to be a secret, such that they went back and reshot the entire opening to have the Kobayashi Maru sequence where Spock "dies" to throw people off.

Studios gave a poo poo about the complete experience for the audience back then.

lol trailers in the 80s were a voice-over that laid the entire plot of the film out, including a lot of spoilers. "Studies gave a poo poo" only about money and ticket sales.


Also I know everyone is nutting over the final scene with Vader (which wasn't that bad after seeing it a second time -- was still something out of a fan film though), but my favorite nerd porn in the entire thing was when the entire Rebel fleet comes out of hyperspace at the same time. That scene with the swell of the music / trumpets -- major "Oh face."

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

jisforjosh posted:

Hux is supposed to be in his mid 30s right? Where was it stated that he created the program? If so yeah that's a really hosed timeline.

Hux could be a baby-faced 40-year old. And is there something in one of the books that says exactly when he started the program? Probably didn't start immediately after the Battle of Endor...

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
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jisforjosh posted:

Hux is supposed to be in his mid 30s right? Where was it stated that he created the program? If so yeah that's a really hosed timeline.

I thought it was his dad's?

TheMaestroso
Nov 4, 2014

I must know your secrets.

Radio! posted:

I'm looking at a timeline on wookiepedia now (because this is what my life has become), and the period around TFA seems pretty hosed up also. Like, General Hux is supposed to have created the training-from-birth Stormtrooper program, but apparently he did that when >11 years old? :iiam:


Hodgepodge posted:

I thought it was his dad's?

Yep.

Wookiepedia posted:

Prior to The Force Awakens's release, a character named Brendol Hux was introduced in Servants of the Empire: The Secret Academy, a young readers' book by Jason Fry that serves as a tie-in to the television program Star Wars Rebels. In the book, Brendol Hux reveals his ambition to create an army of soldiers loyal to the Galactic Empire from birth.[19] A StarWars.com Databank entry later revealed that Brendol Hux is General Hux's father,[4] and Star Wars: The Force Awakens: The Visual Dictionary went on to confirm that Hux's army of stormtroopers in the film—trained from infancy to be loyal to the First Order—are an extension of his father's group, the Commandant's Cadets.[7]

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Armitage_Hux

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

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The one thing that didn't quite sit well with me with this movie was the constant injection of "just one more crisis".

I read a review of The Day After Tomorrow that described this plot progression in disaster movies where the current problem constantly "zooms in" from a macro to a micro scale: first there's a huge, world-ending typhoon the size of Canada, so you gotta survive the flooding, and then you gotta survive the blizzard conditions, and then you gotta survive the wolves that escape from a zoo, and then you gotta survive the nasty cut you picked up from a car door without antibiotics, and so on and so forth right down to having to save the last lit fireplace in Arctic New York.

In this case, I had bought everything right up to the data being transmitted back up to the fleet, but by the time it got to the door to the airlock being stuck so that they couldn't physically pass-on the data disc, it started to feel contrived.

Radio!
Mar 15, 2008

Look at that post.



Whoops, you're right. I got all the Huxes mixed up.

Also there's a character named "Mercurial Swift" mentioned in that article and lol if that isn't the most Star Wars name ever.

Optimus_Rhyme
Apr 15, 2007

are you that mainframe hacker guy?

I really did enjoy the visuals from this movie.

Compare this version of mustafar:



to this:



One looks like it came from an x-treme video game. The other just looks like its a castle on some planet with volcanoes. Looks way more grounded.

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
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I'm pretty sure those visuals served a purpose in RotS. Anakin's fall wasn't handled that well, but making the set where he fights Obi-wan more "grounded" would have been another mistake.

TheMaestroso
Nov 4, 2014

I must know your secrets.

gradenko_2000 posted:

In this case, I had bought everything right up to the data being transmitted back up to the fleet, but by the time it got to the door to the airlock being stuck so that they couldn't physically pass-on the data disc, it started to feel contrived.

I don't think it matters how it was passed on in that scene, because the result is the same regardless. Either a soldier passes it through the gap as in the movie, or a guy runs through before the airlock closes. The difference between the two is that the movie version retains the hope for the plans to get passed on without deflating the tension.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

THORIUM posted:

lol trailers in the 80s were a voice-over that laid the entire plot of the film out, including a lot of spoilers. "Studies gave a poo poo" only about money and ticket sales.
Yeah, I once found an old newspaper interview from 1976 with hotshot wunderkind director George Lucas, and in the middle of it the interviewer, with Lucas's blessing, casually lays out a lot of the main plot beats of the new sci-fi movie Lucas is filming:

New York Times, 9 months before ANH came out posted:

And although the sets have been closed to visitors to protect the special effects against possible piracy, Lucas is willing to reveal a bit of the plot.

Once upon a future time, in another galaxy, a young man named Luke Skywalker (played by Mark Hamill) shares a desert planet (closely resembling Tunisia) with two amiable robots and Alec Guinness--as Kenobi, a benevolent blend of the Wizard Merlin and a Samauri warrior. Their planet, alas, has been annexed by a wicked emperor, whose local viceroy, Governor Tarkin (Peter Cushing) has captured the beautiful Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher), leader of the resistance forces. Determined to rescue the princess, Kenobi and Luke set out for the rebel stronghold on the battered spaceship of Han Solo (Harrison Ford), a no-good, hot-shot pirate with a heart of gold, and his first mate Chewbacca.

"Chewbacca is a wooky," said Lucas. "That's a cross between a large bear, a dog and a monkey. And he's very friendly until you get him riled." (The same might be said of Peter Mayhew, who got the part because he was the only available actor standing over 7-feet tall in his wooky skin.)

Inevitably, the adventurers fall foul of Governor Tarkin and his Death Star, a huge space station the size of a small moon, on which the princess is imprisoned. And just as inevitably, it all comes right in the last reel: The emperor's secret weapon is destroyed, the princess is rescued, and the forces of evil routed in a final spaceship dogfight conducted along World War II lines. The sinister Black Knight (Dave Prowse) is allowed to slink away, however, to scheme again another day, thereby keeping the door open for a possible sequel.

Optimus_Rhyme
Apr 15, 2007

are you that mainframe hacker guy?

Hodgepodge posted:

I'm pretty sure those visuals served a purpose in RotS. Anakin's fall wasn't handled that well, but making the set where he fights Obi-wan more "grounded" would have been another mistake.

yeah, the purpose was to not have to go on site anywhere real and do everything in a nice temperature controlled sound stage. And to show of all the cool cg work ILM could do.

and to have this, i guess:

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

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Optimus_Rhyme posted:

One looks like it came from an x-treme video game. The other just looks like its a castle on some planet with volcanoes. Looks way more grounded.

This is an incredibly stupid loving thing to say and I want you to sit in the corner and think about what you did.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Honestly I wish Star Wars stopped with a New Hope and no more Star Wars was ever made after that.

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Dinosaurs!
May 22, 2003

Yo how do C3PO and R2D2 get from their clumsy cameo about getting left behind at the Yavin base to being on the blockade runner at the beginning of ANH?

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