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Slamhound posted:Catholic hate won't come back because Catholics own the Evangelicals and run the republican party. Creepy-rear end VP (and President Actual) is a Catholic. he converted to evangelicalism a while back ed balls, however, is anglican StashAugustine fucked around with this message at 16:06 on Jan 2, 2017 |
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Phyresis posted:a not-insignificant percentage of Americans still believe that witches actually exist, that witchcraft and magic are real. I guess that poo poo just don't show up on cell phone cameras, or maybe there's not a single showoff witch in the entire world. Cuz witches are known for their humility. witchcraft and magic are real tho, source: am one, do it
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Tatum Girlparts posted:I just want you to know I read him too and like him as well. I wish I had as much free time now to continue pursuing that demented mindset that was the protestant publications. If I could, I'd put Increase Mather and Hunter Thompson in a cage and let them figure it out. I'd appreciate a summary of Apostasy, if you wouldn't mind. I just don't have as much time to read as I'd like. At the end of the day, even if it's college English 101 poo poo, nothing will ever hurt my soul more than just imagining that some jackass equivalent of Popof that we have today was roaming the country and comparing people's souls to a spider that God grabs by the rear end in a top hat and holds over a flame that's going to roast them for eternity. I feel bad for the people who felt it then and I feel bad for the folk who are suckered into it now. Why? WHy??????? Why would your conception of god, an extrapolation of yourself and your own possible greatness, be a being who delights in the idea of punishing you????
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Phyresis posted:old timey puritan names like "Jesus-Christ-came-into-the-world-to-save Barebone" are the best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t27K053wagw
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Phyresis posted:a not-insignificant percentage of Americans still believe that witches actually exist, that witchcraft and magic are real. I guess that poo poo just don't show up on cell phone cameras, or maybe there's not a single showoff witch in the entire world. Cuz witches are known for their humility. witches can't show off because then the Paradox will kill them and anybody who saw it go down will have weird memory fuckery its like you haven't even read Mage
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etalian posted:I wonder if Puritan witches were sexy i got a thing for witches and as an expert from what i understand from the movies they generally had to gently caress the Devil Himself in order to seal the contract (which was signed in their own blood, natch) and then they gained magic powers so like they could make themselves prettier immediately but as they get older it takes stronger and stronger magic to maintain the same effect so it starts requiring blood sacrifices, etc. They use blood magic in general and the younger and purer the blood, the better This is completely different from the older European legends about witches, many of whom were basically just herbalists of various strains
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https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/815934725416173568 haberman (author of the nyt piece that sparked the whole joe/sopan twitter feud) posted some photos from the mar-a-lago nye party, including this one he spent the first 10 minutes of morning joe relitigating the whole thing
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i'm glad we've moved away from those irrational times of witches and witchcraft, into the much more modern pepe the frog and kek
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Vertical Lime posted:who said 2017 wouldn't suck I dunno man, America will become great again, that can't suck can it?
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etalian posted:I wonder if Puritan witches were sexy 
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crazy cloud posted:Can't see in this pic what level of attire Scarbs is wearing, so Some day I hope someone looks at me like Joe Scarborough looks at Donald Trump
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Phyresis posted:i got a thing for witches and as an expert from what i understand from the movies they generally had to gently caress the Devil Himself in order to seal the contract (which was signed in their own blood, natch) and then they gained magic powers so like they could make themselves prettier immediately but as they get older it takes stronger and stronger magic to maintain the same effect so it starts requiring blood sacrifices, etc. They use blood magic in general and the younger and purer the blood, the better 
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Nerses IV posted:Some day I hope someone looks at me like Joe Scarborough looks at Donald Trump 
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lydia deetz is my dream girl and even if i never lay with her i will haunt her parents and second guess their choice of wallpaper oh wait. im already dead and im doing this inside of penn jilette's home  the struggle for sensibly appointed homes is real, my friends. even in death there is a sense of decorum
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crazy cloud posted:Can't see in this pic what level of attire Scarbs is wearing, so  🤔
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cumshitter posted:I wish I had as much free time now to continue pursuing that demented mindset that was the protestant publications. If I could, I'd put Increase Mather and Hunter Thompson in a cage and let them figure it out. it's been ages since I read it myself but basically if I remember right it was a half-serious 'hey maybe faith as a concept is a good thing to have even if people can misuse it' and half-joke 'and if you don't do what the preacher says nature itself will rise against you and devour your farm, now let me tell you why magicians are evil and not to be trusted' kinda stuff. Basically like a lot of his writing he very clearly didn't think faith itself was a problem, but the problem was assholes on power trips who decided they must simply be the final arbiter of God himself's words. The dude was a pretty hardcore Puritan, he got real mad at stuff like allowing non-member's kids to be baptized into the faith and all, but hilariously that hardcore, very specific Puritan style, is what made him such a solid legal advocate at the time. He very genuinely believed some dude running a colony like a dictator and holding trials to root out witches on obviously fake evidence was bad because his hardcore rear end beliefs said that Satan was so powerful that if he REALLY wanted to just enchant a lady and gently caress with the town he'd just do it and not leave behind some kind of weird chain of witnesses and all. It was a fantastic conflict between political faith and real faith, you can argue the merits of his Puritan beliefs all you want but the guy was consistent and he got absolutely pissed at what he viewed as political losers trying to co-opt God.
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Phyresis posted:in retrospect Lydia seems like an archetype foundation, if not the originator itself. At least for our generation's perception of that type of girl 
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Slamhound posted:Catholic hate won't come back because Catholics own the Evangelicals and run the republican party. Creepy-rear end VP (and President Actual) is a Catholic. Neither Pence nor Trump are Catholic
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crazy cloud posted:witchcraft and magic are real tho, source: am one, do it It has as much potential to change the universe as prayer, inshallah. https://twitter.com/KathrynMRhodes1/status/815926218667257856
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Tatum Girlparts posted:The dude was a pretty hardcore Puritan, he got real mad at stuff like allowing non-member's kids to be baptized into the faith and all, but hilariously that hardcore, very specific Puritan style, is what made him such a solid legal advocate at the time. He very genuinely believed some dude running a colony like a dictator and holding trials to root out witches on obviously fake evidence was bad because his hardcore rear end beliefs said that Satan was so powerful that if he REALLY wanted to just enchant a lady and gently caress with the town he'd just do it and not leave behind some kind of weird chain of witnesses and all thank you for this. i just have no witty rejoinder to increase mather that doesn't involve a long and circuitous converstation about my dick that i have to over explain about how my dick is just big, so big, to a beautiful boy a hung girl and that's why i love this forum
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The gumline wouldn't be that bad if the lower lip moved at all. He looks like he's trying to poker sneer rather than smile
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this is what i think of when the republicans try to repeal obamacare https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiLKrDWgGYs
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Boosted_C5 posted:Prostrate yourselves before Trump. Admit before God and man your sinful ways. Acknowledge the moral superiority of 
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That feeling when Beetlejuices made up qualifications are more than what your president has. Except for being scary.
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i think we're gonna stream betelguese tonite even if we did it already maybe we did idk
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Sure we will liar in chief, sure we will Baloogan posted:i can't wait for tweets like this I wonder if he's gonna have a professional pants man following him around ready to replace the pairs that burst into flames
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Phyresis posted:i think we're gonna stream betelguese tonite even if we did it already maybe we did idk do it my favorite scene in all of cinema is michale keaton's "Do you think I'm qualified?" rant also, just a heads up for everyone, your local grocery store is all out of meat and booze because it's new years. this is the perfect time to pick up a bottle of absolut for 12-14 bucks and a shitload of decent quality meat after holidays booze/meat shopping is fun
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Phyresis posted:a not-insignificant percentage of Americans still believe that witches actually exist, that witchcraft and magic are real. I guess that poo poo just don't show up on cell phone cameras, or maybe there's not a single showoff witch in the entire world. Cuz witches are known for their humility. Oh, of course. Remember the outbursts when Harry Potter debuted in theaters and people thought it was the devil's works teaching kids how to do real magic? I've personally known a few people that though exorcisms were real and those asian face changers were satan incarnate. The short of it is people are stupid and still willing to assign supernatural powers to what they don't understand
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cumshitter posted:At the end of the day, even if it's college English 101 poo poo, nothing will ever hurt my soul more than just imagining that some jackass equivalent of Popof that we have today was roaming the country and comparing people's souls to a spider that God grabs by the rear end in a top hat and holds over a flame that's going to roast them for eternity. Jonathan Edwards was hilarious about spiders in general. He has multiple sermons and letters about how he was so pissed that spiders just ballooned around between the trees on their webs "in a most unaccountable manner" that he went out and whacked bushes with sticks and tormented spiders until he could figure out how they did it.
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