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yeah yeah, i'm telling you they're finally making a bg&e2 and we're totally gonna make a big deal out of it AND we're gonna finally release mother 3 [muffled sounds of reggie laughing barely perceptible on laura's end of the phone conversation]
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 18:42 |
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# ? May 17, 2024 15:07 |
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BGE2 is going to be a visual novel
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 18:43 |
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s.i.r.e. posted:As someone who enjoys stupid action films, tons of CGI and stupid plots Jurassic World is a turd. Jurassic Park films have likeable characters and Jurassic World only has one, so you have 2 hours of dumb characters doing dumb poo poo but you don't care for any of them and everyone except Chris Pratt should have been eaten 5 minutes into the film. They should have also cut an hour out of it to make it thing watchable. See what i mean folks
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 18:44 |
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the second good star wars movie is rogue one
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 18:45 |
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Super No Vacancy posted:good star wars movie
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 18:45 |
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bg&e2 is here. also geno's in it
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 18:46 |
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the cool part about jurassic park was the early stuff where everyone actually reacts to 'holy poo poo we found out how to clone dinosaurs' with amazement and awe, it did a good job of humanizing the characters and helped put the adults on equal footing with the kids in what they were seeing and experiencing jurassic world didn't have that stuff so it just came off like a mediocre action movie
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 18:47 |
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Ahhh yes, that totally unhateable Jurrasic World. The modern classic film that combines Anakin Skywalker level child acting, made up dinosaurs that even the movie itself calls itself out on, and Chris Pratt jumping the shark.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 18:49 |
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i've watched jurassic park a lot and everything up until right after the trex scene is super good. from after the trex escape onward...
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 18:50 |
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oddium posted:i've watched jurassic park a lot and everything up until right after the trex scene is super good. from after the trex escape onward... I will not sit here and let you speak about Samuel L Jacksons arms' scene like this
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 18:51 |
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oh sorry that rules yeah
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 18:54 |
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oddium posted:i've watched jurassic park a lot and everything up until right after the trex scene is super good. from after the trex escape onward... Yea JP kinda blows its load with the T-Rex escape and afterward the movie is like "well I guess we need to get these people back in the same place so they can escape."
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 18:55 |
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Intel&Sebastian posted:I will not sit here and let you speak about Samuel L Jacksons arms' scene like this also the part where newman got owned
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 18:56 |
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TheScott2K posted:I didn't like how that one lady got eaten. She was just doing her job and was planning a wedding. Bryce Dallas Howard's character should be in prison in the sequel. It was kinda hosed up that the only really gruesome death in the movie happened to that lady. The cowards and corrupt people who caused all the mess got off with quick and painless deaths, the lady who was a bit of a bridezilla and wouldn't let her fiance have a bachelor party got a 30 second long sequence where she died horribly. Combine that with businesswoman's arc about how she can't be happy unless she settles for whatever man will have her and pops out some kids, I think it's fair to call Jurassic World Problematic
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 19:07 |
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I like the part in Jurassic park where Lena is about to stab Daisy, but a velociraptor named Yoshi uses its super long tongue to save her.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 19:10 |
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Guy Goodbody posted:It was kinda hosed up that the only really gruesome death in the movie happened to that lady. The cowards and corrupt people who caused all the mess got off with quick and painless deaths, the lady who was a bit of a bridezilla and wouldn't let her fiance have a bachelor party got a 30 second long sequence where she died horribly. Combine that with businesswoman's arc about how she can't be happy unless she settles for whatever man will have her and pops out some kids, I think it's fair to call Jurassic World Problematic Naw Kingpin got raptored pretty bad.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 19:10 |
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Jurassic World also has a team of specially trained anti-dinosaur soldiers. But they're in the movie for like 30 seconds. You gotta have a lot of faith in your story and characters to include special ops dinosaur killers and not make the movie about that.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 19:13 |
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JW is bad miles before you get anywhere near it's also-bad gender politics.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 19:13 |
i havent followed this since like, the announced it what good poo poo have i missed
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 19:14 |
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Guy Goodbody posted:It was kinda hosed up that the only really gruesome death in the movie happened to that lady. The cowards and corrupt people who caused all the mess got off with quick and painless deaths, the lady who was a bit of a bridezilla and wouldn't let her fiance have a bachelor party got a 30 second long sequence where she died horribly. Combine that with businesswoman's arc about how she can't be happy unless she settles for whatever man will have her and pops out some kids, I think it's fair to call Jurassic World Problematic It really seems like the movie expects you to hate her, but they never really give you a reason to. Like her death was supposed to be comical or something, but they forgot to make her a horrible person so it was just really sad. I also didn't like how the movie basically has no idea what to do with those two kids for 30 minutes so they just put them in a dinosaur-proof box. Jurassic World is a good movie of you only see it once and maybe you've got a few drinks in you.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 19:14 |
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eonwe posted:i havent followed this since like, the announced it Literally nothing
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 19:15 |
i see. are these leaks or whatever im hearing about possibly real or probably not i may just ignore this stuff until the nintendo direct
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 19:15 |
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eonwe posted:i havent followed this since like, the announced it i made some funny deak stuff
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 19:16 |
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eonwe posted:i see. are these leaks or whatever im hearing about possibly real or probably not Possibly real, but the event is next week so who cares just ignore it all until the 12th.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 19:16 |
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eonwe posted:i see. are these leaks or whatever im hearing about possibly real or probably not BGE2 has been rumoured to be getting the Bayonetta 2 treatment by Nintendo for much longer then Switch was a thing. So Im inclined to believe it.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 19:18 |
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Another reason JW sucks is that this screenplay existed and never happened: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/18166 quote:I spent the entire first act of the script thinking I had it figured out. I knew where it was going. Problem was, every time I thought I had it figured out, something happened that seemed to change the entire premise of the movie.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 19:20 |
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eonwe posted:i havent followed this since like, the announced it
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 19:23 |
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Bringing it back to video games, I have wanted a Far Cry style open world set in overrun Jurassic Park 10 years later. I got Far Cry Primal which was a thing, but full Jurassic Park would be great.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 19:24 |
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Whole lot of bad opinions about the awesome dinosaur movie ITT
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 19:25 |
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Bombadilillo posted:Bringing it back to video games, I have wanted a Far Cry style open world set in overrun Jurassic Park 10 years later. I got Far Cry Primal which was a thing, but full Jurassic Park would be great. Would this work better with the Turok franchise?
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 19:30 |
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Bombadilillo posted:She has been 100% on Switch so far, including breaking...everything about it. she was wrong about Breath of the Wild being delayed what do you say about that huh huh In news that is not based on rumors, Bioware confirmed in an interview that they're not doing the Switch. As of yet, anyway. quote:Gamble also shot down plans for a version of Andromeda on Nintendo’s hybrid console, the Switch.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 19:32 |
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greatn posted:Would this work better with the Turok franchise? Far Cry Style I should say. Open world, Dinos running around that you can hunt. Don't care about the name, A not-poo poo Turok would be great.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 19:32 |
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Rexroom posted:In news that is not based on rumors, Bioware confirmed in an interview that they're not doing the Switch. As of yet, anyway. Because, you know, it can't run Andromeda.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 19:39 |
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TheScott2K posted:Because, you know, it can't run Andromeda. the Switch has a special chip that will only let it run good games.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 19:43 |
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Brother Entropy posted:the cool part about jurassic park was the early stuff where everyone actually reacts to 'holy poo poo we found out how to clone dinosaurs' with amazement and awe, it did a good job of humanizing the characters and helped put the adults on equal footing with the kids in what they were seeing and experiencing I like how the bad guy's plot is to sell dinosaurs to the military. War dogs are still a thing why would anyone give a poo poo about that.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 19:45 |
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Macaluso posted:Whole lot of bad opinions about the awesome dinosaur movie ITT Yeah, yours. greatn posted:Would this work better with the Turok franchise? Probably, because Turok doesn't limit itself to just dinos, but cybernetic dinos, demons and aliens. Turok owns, such a shame there's only two good games and the rest dragged the name through the mud until it died.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 19:50 |
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RBA Starblade posted:I like how the bad guy's plot is to sell dinosaurs to the military. War dogs are still a thing why would anyone give a poo poo about that. Because a T-rex/Raptor hybrid is loving terrifying?
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 19:51 |
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s.i.r.e. posted:Yeah, yours. Nuh uh, yours!!!
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 19:55 |
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RBA Starblade posted:I like how the bad guy's plot is to sell dinosaurs to the military. War dogs are still a thing why would anyone give a poo poo about that. That's what bugs me about the Alien movies. Every loving Alien movie teases the idea of the Aliens being used as a weapon by the military, but they never actually do that. Every Alien movie is the same, oh what's that weird thing, oh no it turns out it's an alien, now there's aliens loose, run away from the aliens, shoot the aliens, OK we killed the Alien. The trailer for Alien 6: Prometheus 2 made me groan because it's the exact same loving thing. Go ahead and make the drat military alien movie already, at least it'll be different.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 19:56 |
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greatn posted:Would this work better with the Turok franchise? The last reboot ensured that no one would ever want another Turok game.
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