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Amount of pornography?
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Olothreutes posted:That's clearly a ballistic missile sub, these guys are expected to sail out of port and get lost in the ocean for six months at a time. They get a bit more space and some exercise machines to help them not go insane before their deployment is over. Their sanity is the limiting factor on deployment length as it is. If they were sane by conventional standards they wouldn't be in there in the first place
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 05:00 |
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Raskolnikov38 posted:well that and storage space for food Pffft, just hang some nets out the back and catch some fish. Problem solved!
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 05:09 |
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JFairfax posted:sailors are disgusting perverts and will no doubt be stuffing USBs filled with porn into any opening on the boat Pretty sure I read in a thread years ago that on a mission/training exercise where a nuclear submarine had to go deep and silent for some extended amount of time the guy driving the boat plotted a course to trace a giant cock and balls on the nav chart. A fine use of tax payer dollars if you ask me.
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Three-Phase posted:Amount of pornography? buggery? in the navy??
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 05:19 |
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And why are they all wearing camo?
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 05:25 |
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Arrhythmia posted:buggery? in the navy?? Rum, sodomy, and the lash.
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haveblue posted:Rum, sodomy, and the lash. Not all at the same time though, otherwise you'd have nothing to do for the rest of the day
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goodnight mooned posted:And why are they all wearing camo? The allure of digicamo to military acquisitions is little understood by science though it is a very powerful force.
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goodnight mooned posted:And why are they all wearing camo? Because if they fall into the ocean they drat well better blend in with it so they cant be seen.
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Three-Phase posted:Amount of pornography? This is their new secret weapon for disabling enemy networks. Surface near major cities and replenish their porn supply with massive downloads that cripple their interwebs.
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goodnight mooned posted:And why are they all wearing camo? Underwater jungle warfare
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 07:21 |
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 07:52 |
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Subs are well known to be the most gay of military deployments It's like going to jail When you buttfuck/get buttfucked in jail, it doesnt count
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 08:53 |
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goodnight mooned posted:And why are they all wearing camo? Limited laundry facilities? It's hard to tell if camo is dirty/stained.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 08:57 |
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While on the subject of military OSHA: What do you do when you're a Syrian Kurd who has just retaken a town from daesh and the US SOF supporting you doesn't have an EOD team around for cleaning up all the ieds and booby traps everybody's favourite salafism themed bandit clan left behind? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEfqwD7cd4Y
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 12:07 |
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A lot of these outfits would have their own guys who'd know how to look for and disarm ieds and booby traps. They would probably have learnt the hard way but the ones who are still alive are often pretty good. There is a guy who set up a landmine museum in Cambodia who's worth looking up.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 13:19 |
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Asehujiko posted:While on the subject of military OSHA: Looks like a tamer version of my neighbors firework show on nye
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 13:56 |
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Fuuuuck that
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 14:34 |
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Three-Phase posted:Amount of pornography?
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 14:43 |
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vortmax posted:Number of barrels of Astroglide they can fit aboard. If they run out, they can always torpedo a sperm whale and refresh their stocks with spermacetti.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 14:48 |
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this is happening outside my window at work right now. didn't get it in time to show the unharnessed guy in the middle climbing to where he's perched
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 14:55 |
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flosofl posted:https://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms838583(v=winembedded.5).aspx Now there's something that belongs in this thread, jesus christ.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 14:55 |
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the person on top is now leaning over the edge to catch something thrown to him while not harnessed on lol
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 15:00 |
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The guy in the gif, Tex Grebnor, did a pretty good follow-up video explaining what happened: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYvAxLX6OzE
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 19:29 |
zedprime posted:The Windows system is probably a real time-ish HMI layer doing data wrangling on the actual real time electronic components. I am basing this off nothing other than that is the case for industrial distributed control systems. It's this. Your clients can be whatever but still lol windows xp I say as I look at my large number of HMIs still running xp. At least in the industrial space it's a very bad idea cause things are increasingly networked in the modern factory so the isolated control networks are being opened up more than ever before. Though XP is indeed lovely it's probably fine assuming everyone does exactly what they are supposed to and no one does something insanely stupid. I can guarantee there is a way to get external data into these machines with a little ingenuity and physical access since they are all on a network of some variety even if it is isolated.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 19:54 |
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Jose posted:this is happening outside my window at work right now. didn't get it in time to show the unharnessed guy in the middle climbing to where he's perched Looks like standard scaffolder working practice to me. I saw a similar guy stop 3 floors up a half finished scaffold and lean back against the wall using the horizontal bar to brace his feet on while he texted as there was no boarding yet. Edit: I guarantee you they will gently caress that roof up as well but then again it has so much moss on it I guess it's being replaced anyway. In which case they'll gently caress it up when they taken the scaffolding down instead Powerful Two-Hander fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Jan 3, 2017 |
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i'm sure it is i just found it funny and they saw me taking a photo
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 20:49 |
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CollegeCop posted:The guy in the gif, Tex Grebnor, did a pretty good follow-up video explaining what happened:
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 21:02 |
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CollegeCop posted:The guy in the gif, Tex Grebnor, did a pretty good follow-up video explaining what happened: I didn't watch the video but my guess is he pulled the trigger on a loaded gun pointing at his leg.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 21:08 |
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http://i.imgur.com/H6P7kUH.mp4
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 21:10 |
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Bip Roberts posted:I didn't watch the video but my guess is he pulled the trigger on a loaded gun pointing at his leg. Trying to be cool for youtube and he hosed himself. Probably upped his views, but I doubt he thinks it was worth it.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 21:19 |
Bip Roberts posted:I didn't watch the video but my guess is he pulled the trigger on a loaded gun pointing at his leg. It was a mix of training and the holster type. He was using an unfamiliar SERPA holster which has you press a button with your index finger to release the gun (the button is in line with the trigger) and won't let you press the button if you're pulling up on the gun. So following his muscle memory he tugged right before pressing, the gun got stuck, and he curled his finger to try and get more leverage on it. When the gun finally came out, the finger he was pushing hard with slipped into the trigger guard and hit the trigger.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 21:41 |
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chitoryu12 posted:It was a mix of training and the holster type. He was using an unfamiliar SERPA holster which has you press a button with your index finger to release the gun (the button is in line with the trigger) and won't let you press the button if you're pulling up on the gun. So following his muscle memory he tugged right before pressing, the gun got stuck, and he curled his finger to try and get more leverage on it. When the gun finally came out, the finger he was pushing hard with slipped into the trigger guard and hit the trigger. So what you're saying is that he was a poorly-trained idiot.
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chitoryu12 posted:It was a mix of training and the holster type. He was using an unfamiliar SERPA holster which has you press a button with your index finger to release the gun (the button is in line with the trigger) and won't let you press the button if you're pulling up on the gun. So following his muscle memory he tugged right before pressing, the gun got stuck, and he curled his finger to try and get more leverage on it. When the gun finally came out, the finger he was pushing hard with slipped into the trigger guard and hit the trigger. So he pulled the trigger on a loaded gun pointing at his leg and was playing with toys he had no business playing with.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 22:14 |
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duTrieux. posted:So what you're saying is that he was a poorly-trained idiot. Yes, he is a dude who makes gun youtubes.
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duTrieux. posted:So what you're saying is that he was a poorly-trained idiot. Pretty much. You can't train a bunch on one holster until it's muscle memory and then just swap holsters without something going wrong.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 22:47 |
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Where's the robot to comically hit him with a fire extinguisher at the end?
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 23:02 |
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Nuclearmonkee posted:It's this. Your clients can be whatever but still lol windows xp I say as I look at my large number of HMIs still running xp. At least in the industrial space it's a very bad idea cause things are increasingly networked in the modern factory so the isolated control networks are being opened up more than ever before. Stuxnet famously proved industrial control systems are absolutely filthy with worms because of poor information safety hygiene. I haven't read any detailed reports but I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of it starts at the OEM level so you can't even blame him when Joe Operator sticks his infected MP3 usb into his control console for some late night tunes. I was slightly terrified when I learned the controls engineer could VPN into the engineering console to make limited changes to configs but have since forgot about it until this conversation reminded me so maybe sign me up as someone being complacent about systems using network vulnerable software for no good reason. But I think most outfits don't offer VPN support on engineering consoles outside their latest and greatest offerings but the last time I was that deep into DCSs was like 8 years ago when XP was that latest and greatest offering after just come onto the scene after passing the FMEAs and a huge part of the install base was Windows NT based.
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