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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:[19 M] spent the day watching Miss Marple with [18F] Whilst I could have been losing my virginity. the secret is to use smaller words: "u want sum fuk?"
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Pick posted:"I need to go in 10 mins, but maybe some other time...10 mins really isn't long enough." Glad that she had massively overestimated my stamina Tbf that is refreshingly honest for a 19 year old Virgin
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One time a girl brought over a porno dvd over to my apartment during a first date, she suggested we watch it. Needless to say, as the credits were rolling, I did some soul-searching and realized - the story structure was ludicrous. There's no way a real all-girl biker gang would act like that. She ended up leaving the dvd case here when she left and made some weird comments. This leads me to trouble I've been having with my network card - I can't find the drivers.
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JFairfax posted:Miles is a good name, Breckon ain't bad either Both of those names suck, fishbelly.
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Gaunab posted:Caught my sister [29f] continuing an affair months after my family thought it was over. Am I obligated to tell my brother-in-law [29m]? I [29m], have a cuck fetish. My well-intentioned but nosey sister-in-law [20s?f] keeps ruining it by telling me about my wife's [29f] 'affairs'.
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:[19 M] spent the day watching Miss Marple with [18F] Whilst I could have been losing my virginity. A friend of mine responded to this with "Should have finger blasted her bro lol."
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Chichevache posted:Both of those names suck, fishbelly. and Miles Davis rises from his grave and beats you with his 🎺
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:and Miles Davis rises from his grave and beats you with his 🎺 The name still sucks. Dick Butkus was a badass, but I ain't naming a kid that.
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NomChompsky posted:A friend of mine responded to this with "Should have finger blasted her bro lol." that's what she didn't have time for 2 mins of intercourse, 15 mins of 'blastin so she gets hers too
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WampaLord posted:This one is long and kind of boring, but worth it for the texts from the dude: Man, all these dudes are the same. My gf had a friend that was really fat (like I can barely walk fat) who was I guess hoping that one day he's gonna swoop in or something. When he found out she was moving to my city to be with me he told her she had been ''hiding this information'' from him. Then he texted her that he wants his stuff back. My gf was upset and asking me why he's acting like that. ''Well, you just got dumped, basically,'' is all I could tell her. Oh and the things he wanted back was some swimming goggles she borrowed once and a USB stick.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:One time a girl brought over a porno dvd over to my apartment during a first date, she suggested we watch it. Needless to say, as the credits were rolling, I did some soul-searching and realized - the story structure was ludicrous. There's no way a real all-girl biker gang would act like that. She ended up leaving the dvd case here when she left and made some weird comments. This leads me to trouble I've been having with my network card - I can't find the drivers. Living up to your name!
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Miles is the best name on that list by far yet the most famous Miles wasn't too fond of white people Pretty sure that fox with two tails isn't racist.
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please knock Mom! posted:I always thought Frasier was cooler than Miles lol its Niles
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Breckin C Deutsch Breck-it Ralph
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Pick posted:A convent is specifically a community of mendicants, a nunnery is a community of female monastics. Next you're going to tell me cenobites aren't all evil pain devotees. 
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My husband has this habit that drives me nuts, he pees in the sink. The faucet isn't totally sealed, so sometimes it dribbles into the cabinet below and smells bad. Also there very often are puddles of piss on the side of the sink, right at eye level when you sit on the toilet. He also vomits in the sink when he is sick, and it gets clogged often. His argument is that it saves water. I call bullshit, our kitchen faucet has been dripping for weeks and he still hasn't bothered to contact the landlord. Clearly he does not care about water waste. I also wonder if it damages the pipes any, but I haven't really looked into that. I have told him I think it's gross, and that I am tired of cleaning up after him. He continues to do it. A few months ago the pipe below the bathroom sink came loose, and he stopped peeing in the sink until it was fixed. As soon as it was fixed, he exclaimed "hooray now I can pee in the sink again!" I was not happy. I really see this as a problem of respect, as I am the one who cleans the bathroom. I talked to some friends of mine, male and female, and some of the males also pee in the sink. I explained to them the smell and the puddles of piss, and they too thought that was gross. How can I convince him to stop doing it for good? tl;dr: husband pees and vomits in sink, wife cleans up after him and hates it. husband won't stop doing it.
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why is he vomiting into the sink on the reg?
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JFairfax posted:why is he vomiting into the sink on the reg?
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why are there puddles of piss? I mean it's one thing to miss a bit at the start/end when you've got a few feet of distance from the bowl, but that wouldn't seem to be an issue when you're aiming at something that's just below your dick unless it isn't because he's short and he's trying to arc it in or something? that's weird, but more just really gross/unhygenic
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Didn't goons go on and on about how great sink pissing is in one of the bachelor threads a while back? Pretty sure I remember someone saying they'd put up a sign in their bathroom whenever they threw a party instructing the guys to just piss in the sink because it was easier.
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Who the gently caress pisses in the sink? What the hell is wrong with people? Also, why continue to do it when your wife specifically asks you to stop? I will never stop being baffled by how strange and inconsiderate these people are. "Hey, can you stop pissing in the sink? It's disgusting." "Nah. I'm a disgusting rear end in a top hat and I don't care." Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:It's like lost, if you find out it will only raise more questions. Yeah, this is probably the best answer. Trying to understand would probably eventually result in an aneurysm.
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lol reminds me of how years ago somebody told me they had started pissing in the shower but got in trouble and for the life of me I could not figure out how their parents found out. Something made me think of it a couple months ago and I suddenly realized he was just getting in the shower to piss. It wasn't on or anything. He was just pissing and leaving any splashing there.
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flick my Mr. Bean posted:lol reminds me of how years ago somebody told me they had started pissing in the shower but got in trouble and for the life of me I could not figure out how their parents found out. Something made me think of it a couple months ago and I suddenly realized he was just getting in the shower to piss. It wasn't on or anything. He was just pissing and leaving any splashing there. it was you
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Fast forward a year, I'm at E's house again, we're playing Cards Against Humanity, and she suddenly brings up "Oh my God, remember when I played 'Dead Parents' and your mom died the next day?" and burst out laughing.
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When I lived alone I would piss is my sink to not waste gallons of water 
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Fast forward a year, I'm at E's house again, we're playing Cards Against Humanity, and she suddenly brings up "Oh my God, remember when I played 'Dead Parents' and your mom died the next day?" and burst out laughing. That is pretty funny.
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What kind of gross rear end in a top hat pees anywhere besides a goddamn toilet?
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:What kind of gross rear end in a top hat pees anywhere besides a goddamn toilet? An environmentally responsible one
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The NYC LAN thread once had a flamewar over the ethics of peeing on the subway tracks.
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Don't pee in the goddamn sink you gross fucks.
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Pick posted:Don't pee in the goddamn sink you gross fucks. gently caress you I won't do what you tell me
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Okay peeing in the sink is disgusting 
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pee goes in toilets and on outdoor plants. anywhere else is weird and gross
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I'm fine with people peeing in an active shower or in the water if they are swimming in the ocean or a lake.
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i like to pee in a full bathtub and then say "hey babe theres a nice bath for you" 
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Pick posted:I'm fine with people peeing in an active shower or in the water if they are swimming in the ocean or a lake. Peeing on a building is also acceptable (while drunk) as long as it's owned by a major corporation and not like someone's house.
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I piss in the sink in nightclubs sometimes if it's really busy and I want to skip the line and i'm wrecked
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kloa posted:When I lived alone I would piss is my sink to not waste gallons of water I think I know why you lived alone.
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