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freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

jarofpiss posted:

i'm going to run for president in 2020

How big of a jar are you?

And also who's/what's piss?

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KRock
Aug 13, 2007
College Slice
Kamala Harris and Tammy Duckworth are blank slates that we're all sort of projecting our hopes and dreams on at this point. Warren is a candidate I could get behind, but it would be nice to have someone younger (she'll be 71 by the election).

Gabbard sucks, and it's weird to see goons continuously prop her up simply because she once said nice things about Sanders.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

freckle posted:

How big of a jar are you?

And also who's/what's piss?

it's all piss just all the way through any kind doesn't matter but it's still piss

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug

jarofpiss posted:

it's all piss just all the way through any kind doesn't matter but it's still piss

you've got my vote

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Lastgirl posted:

She hedged her bets pretty fkn hard this election.


lmbo rite?

thats the problem with liberals, "oh we need to work with them, they will understand, I'm willing to see past the differences even though some are really hosed up, thats okay with me, no problem there, i know my own moral compass and i am willing to work with these people who are explicitly against my moral compass, i can compromise because i put on my big adult pants on today and we just have to work with what you've got yanno, thats just the lay of the land. I understand your grievances, and yes people are dying but we have to work from within okay, you have to be rational about this, it just doesn't happen overnight." and then the republicans go "lol gently caress you. You signed that check from that lobbyist didn't you? Welcome to Washington, where idealist dreams go to die when you lack the courage of your convictions. "

I FTFY, if you don't mind. Just a little fluffing of the pillows.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

The way I see it the left is largely decrepit and useless. If you can't have unity you have nothing.

I am a gay man who remains in the closet to maintain unity with my party, and no matter what you may think of that, your party can't even agree on what issues are important.

It sounds like "more money for me, as long as we can continue crushing the other guy", in which case, how is this different from the right?

Not at all, really.

False ideological purity- check
Bigotry of the apathetic kind- check
Misogyny of the virulent and open kind- check
Full socialism for only those in your income, racial, and gender bracket- check
Eternal hatred of the dread queen- check
An ongoing hard on for an aging male populist who can do no wrong according to his constituents- check

What you are missing is the ability to cooperate, stay on message and take back districts.

The left eats itself while the right eats it's dinner and dies laughing.



Are you really lindsey graham

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

jarofpiss posted:

it's all piss just all the way through any kind doesn't matter but it's still piss

Who/what would have won?

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Uncle Wemus posted:

Are you really lindsey graham

This is how I think, occasionally. Once you do some digging you would likely be surprised at some of what comes out of my mouth. It happens rarely, but it happens.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

I FTFY, if you don't mind. Just a little fluffing of the pillows.

Its good, I thought about that too, it's pretty much unspoken. Thanks friend :discourse:

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
imo, the best gimmick accounts are the ones that swoop in with that one perfect post, and then don't post again for another week

gotta focus on quality, not quantity

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Maybe Rahm can endorse Cuomo too just to really put the ol' touch of death on there

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Gabbard will definitely, definitely invade the middle east

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lord of Pie posted:

Maybe Rahm can endorse Cuomo too just to really put the ol' touch of death on there

I could really go for some pics of some good Chicago food about now.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
"We agree that climate change is real and threatens our economy and national security. That is why we are advocating aggressive reductions in our emissions of the carbon gases that cause climate change.” Source: The New York Times.

- Yours Truly


"We need to raise taxes to get our nation out of debt.” Source: Face the Nation.

- Again, The Chief




I get pensive in the bathtub and then I start thinking off script and then well hell, disaster happens.





logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

freckle posted:

I could really go for some pics of some good Chicago food about now.

Do you know what your have done

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

logikv9 posted:

Do you know what your have done

Not a clue , sir.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

freckle posted:

Not a clue , sir.






Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

logikv9 posted:

Gabbard will definitely, definitely invade the middle east

she won't, but only because she's content with the violence committed against muslims by both other muslims and non-muslims.

Aurubin
Mar 17, 2011

If Graham is really MIGF, I prefer the closeted southern warhawk gag to the frustrated Rahmophile one.

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
a bold new era requires a bold new gimmick account

CrumFUNist!
Nov 27, 2005


Deep dish isn't real pizza.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

freckle posted:

Not a clue , sir.

migf is gonna axe through the thread door like the guy in the shining

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

though his name is not daley,
i will summon an israeli,
chicago politics will bring calm,
rahm, rahm, RAHM

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
knock on my door, who it be
crack it an inch and standing there, rahm
he say he really need to pee
gently caress off i say i don't give a drat

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

and now, brothers, we begin the ritual

*signs the slashing of pensions into law with ceremonial pen dipped in the blood of leftists*

*gives the finger to a nearby labor union while wearing the unholy ring of the Third Way*

*draws a star of david in a marinara casserole chicago deep dish pizza with the cursed athame of neoliberalism*

join me in the chant, brothers

raaaaaaaahm...raaaaaaaaaaaaahm...raaaaaaaaaaahm...

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Oh Snapple! posted:

she won't, but only because she's content with the violence committed against muslims by both other muslims and non-muslims.

depends, does Pakistan count as the middle east? If so she'll 100% invade the middle east if Modi's still in charge

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

oh lol he's probated for another 19 days

good try, everybody

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

I'm not sure the "Berniebros are all sexists and racists :bahgawd:" gimmick matches up 100% with the "is actually Lindsey Graham" gimmick but I guess if you're trolling it doesn't matter much

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

Why are people getting mad at this?

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

How could the Clintons attend Trump's inauguration? I just don't get it!!! :qq:

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

punk rebel ecks posted:

Why are people getting mad at this?

it makes cuomo look good, and that anger is magnified given his recent veto of that legal services bill

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

plus the means-testing poo poo is stupid

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

How could the Clintons attend Trump's inauguration? I just don't get it!!! :qq:



fuckin PIZZAGATE!!!

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

doesn't cover room and board, does not prevent universities from jacking the rate up on those to make more money

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Oh Snapple! posted:

plus the means-testing poo poo is stupid

consider that they are actually working against proletariat interests and it all makes sense

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
lol schumer did his best to tie himself to bernie and warren on maddow.

zero mentions of hillary.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

redneck nazgul posted:

doesn't cover room and board, does not prevent universities from jacking the rate up on those to make more money

enjoy your new company store bonus!!! thank a democrat!!!

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

anime was right posted:

lol schumer did his best to tie himself to bernie and warren on maddow.

zero mentions of hillary.

He's a spineless cretin, once the smear campaign reaches full crescendo against Ellison, Schumer will talk about how he reconsidered his previous decision.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
bernoman is on maddow in a minute too i guess

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Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

redneck nazgul posted:

doesn't cover room and board, does not prevent universities from jacking the rate up on those to make more money


i'm continuously thankful that I was able to drive to college from home because if i'd had to cover room and board i either wouldn't have gone or my loans would have escalated ridiculously.

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