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I know I just made a thread-title joke a few days ago, but... r/relationships 3.0: we have no plans to ever view each other's vags
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Lyrai posted:Reading all of these terrible people makes me appreciate poo poo like http://imgur.com/gallery/DE10M this so much more. Pro-click y'all.
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Jan 4, 2017 05:07
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Antivehicular posted:I know I just made a thread-title joke a few days ago, but... That's odd because dudes have often seen one another's wangs and it isn't a huge deal, no?
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Jan 4, 2017 05:28
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Pick posted:That's odd because dudes have often seen one another's wangs and it isn't a huge deal, no? only sports guys
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Jan 4, 2017 05:29
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90% of the world's relationship problems are caused by an unpredictable penis.
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Jan 4, 2017 05:36
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Pick posted:That's odd because dudes have often seen one another's wangs and it isn't a huge deal, no?
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Jan 4, 2017 05:50
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zakharov posted:My[22F] Bf [26M] is upset that my friend showed me her [25F] breast augmentation Jesus what an rear end in a top hat. My favorite part is that after he went crazy and honked his horn pulling her out of the party, they didn't do anything, he just berated her, dropped her off, and kept texting her his bullshit. Like, man, she could've stayed at the party
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Jan 4, 2017 05:52
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Incoherence posted:If this were true, there wouldn't be a deep well (, actually) of MRAs and incels who have a distorted idea of how long the average penis is. again, just sports guys
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Jan 4, 2017 05:54
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Incoherence posted:If this were true, there wouldn't be a deep well (, actually) of MRAs and incels who have a distorted idea of how long the average penis is. again, just sports guys my first double post!
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Jan 4, 2017 05:54
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This kid's going to get eaten by a ghost quote:
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Jan 4, 2017 06:31
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Dial-a-Dog posted:This kid's going to get eaten by a ghost He's already a ghost he just hasn't figured it out yet.
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Jan 4, 2017 06:33
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Streak posted:He's already a ghost he just hasn't figured it out yet. that was my favorite goosebumps
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Jan 4, 2017 06:35
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That's such a cute story, I love it. He should pretend to be murdered by an axe-man or something the next time they ask, really freak em out.
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Jan 4, 2017 06:44
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Pick posted:That's odd because dudes have often seen one another's wangs and it isn't a huge deal, no? i have been fully naked around other naked men multiple times in life (sports, drunk skinny dipping) but you don't ever look at the dick
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Jan 4, 2017 06:47
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Zelder posted:And me and my male meta have just become housemates, along with my other girlfriend. This is us getting the keys to our new house! <3 the walleyed guy on the left is legit creeping me out
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Jan 4, 2017 06:59
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Fullhouse posted:i have been fully naked around other naked men multiple times in life (sports, drunk skinny dipping) but you don't ever look at the dick Don't you guys pee next to one another?
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Jan 4, 2017 07:00
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Pick posted:Don't you guys pee next to one another? you don't look Jesus Christ pick you know nothing about men
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Jan 4, 2017 07:02
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in public restrooms, I guess? you still don't just look at another man's dick. i'm certain there is a Seinfeld episode about this. it is known
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Jan 4, 2017 07:03
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Don't you have peripheral vision or are there blinders available at the entrance to the big boy potties
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Jan 4, 2017 07:07
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Pick posted:Don't you have peripheral vision or are there blinders available at the entrance to the big boy potties there are usually dividers my dude
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Jan 4, 2017 07:08
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54 40 or gently caress posted:That party and her friends sound awesome and fun Pick posted:Don't you have peripheral vision or are there blinders available at the entrance to the big boy potties I've had people at work/school talk to me while pissing in the urinal next to me before. Not something I would do, but I guess it wasn't that awkward. Dividers aren't common where I live either. Khorne fucked around with this message at 07:13 on Jan 4, 2017 |
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Jan 4, 2017 07:08
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Pick posted:That's odd because dudes have often seen one another's wangs and it isn't a huge deal, no? no. what? no.
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Jan 4, 2017 07:09
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Pick posted:Don't you have peripheral vision or are there blinders available at the entrance to the big boy potties Some urinals have small separator walls, yes. Also my peripherals aren't good for measuring dicks
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Jan 4, 2017 07:10
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chernobyl kinsman posted:no. what? no. all pick knows about men is they are all violent abusive rapists it's not her fault
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Jan 4, 2017 07:10
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Khorne posted:It doesn't sound weird or awesome to me. I'd think it was funny that my gf went and was excited about it, and I don't get why that guy freaked out or called her trashy. It sounds like it was just a funny excuse for a get together, since it apparently just went "whoa hey here they are check out these tits" then they just ordered food and hung out till crazy boyfriend pulled up
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Jan 4, 2017 07:10
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Ranma Fan Art posted:all pick knows about men is they are all violent abusive rapists it's not her fault Well I mean what more do you need
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Jan 4, 2017 07:10
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On the rare occasions when dividers aren't available, you look straight ahead. Peripheral vision does help here though; it's one of the ways you tell whether or not you need to keep staring straight ahead.
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Jan 4, 2017 07:11
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there's also an entire etiquette about never peeing in the urinal right next to another guy if there's any possible alternative, and also you just don't look at the other guy's dick i don't know why this is a struggle
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Jan 4, 2017 07:13
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The unwritten rules of the men's restroom were devised specifically for mutual dick secrecy and they work goddammit
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Jan 4, 2017 07:17
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also you don't take some bricks out of the wall underneath the urinal and stick your head through the wall, under the urinal and have guys pee on you. that's unacceptable Every once in a while you hear a story of human sexual deviance so extremely left of center that it literally blows your mind. It’s even more disturbing when you're there, at the source, and can see the corroborating evidence for yourself. One of my best buds from Southend is the manager of a chain pub in Central London. A few weeks ago, he was standing behind the bar when a guy came up to him looking rather concerned. “Listen mate, this is gonna sound totally insane, but I’ve just gone for a piss in the urinal and I could’ve sworn I saw an eyeball looking up from the hole.” “I'm sorry?” my friend replies. “Not just an eyeball, but, like, an eyebrow as well. And the eye was looking around.” So the guy convinces my friend to have a look to put his mind at ease. They both went to the bathroom to check on the two adjoining rooms. As they go through the first door, they discover that the place is pretty much flooded with urine. My mate comments to the guy that obviously this is not normal. Things get stranger still when they get to the door to the second back room, which is a fire exit and should be unlocked—it isn’t. My friend gets his keys out to unlock the door, and as he begins to do so, a frantic scuffle begins behind the door. As he attempts to push it open, the handle is ripped out of his hand and a dude comes charging out of the room, soaked head to toe in piss. He pushes both my friend and the customer (who are too shocked to react) out of the way, screaming, “I didn’t do anything!” as he ran away. By the time they regain their sense of reality, the guy has made his escape, leaving them to assess the scene of abject depravity he's left in his wake. https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/deep-inside-the-chain-pub-piss-dungeon
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Jan 4, 2017 07:18
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NomChompsky posted:What's the ultimate humiliation for a man? Where do we get sent Probably this Mameluke posted:[33M], my [30F] girlfriend is pregnant with another guy's kid "because she wanted her child to have the best life possible". Wants me to be the father. Don't even know how to start processing this? Have there been any updates? I'm really hoping he doesn't sign the birth certificate, or that the whole thing's made up. Actually signing that, and raising several kids that clearly aren't yours would probably be the ultimate humiliation. ...well, unless you speak Old Norse.
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Jan 4, 2017 07:24
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TheIncredulousHulk posted:The unwritten rules of the men's restroom were devised specifically for mutual dick secrecy and they work goddammit That's baffling and seems like way too much work.
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Jan 4, 2017 07:27
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Ranma Fan Art posted:Jesus Christ pick you know nothing about men
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Jan 4, 2017 07:29
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Pick posted:That's baffling and seems like way too much work. One day we'll live in a future where no one is afraid to have their dick looked at or to look at a dick but today is not that day.
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Jan 4, 2017 07:30
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Pick posted:That's baffling and seems like way too much work. Ranma Fan Art posted:Jesus Christ pick you know nothing about men e: it's not hard (though the last one is wrong) LGD fucked around with this message at 07:36 on Jan 4, 2017 |
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Jan 4, 2017 07:32
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I don't go skinny dipping with men or pissing in urinals so I'm not familiar with this particular neurosis. All I know is I've seen oddles of tits and bush and though you didn't put your face it either without permission the rules were not so firm
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Jan 4, 2017 07:35
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To be fair we all already knew your knowledge of men's behaviour was spotty at best.
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Jan 4, 2017 07:37
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Men at urinals are like valence electrons, they try to maximize pairwise distance from one another.
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Jan 4, 2017 07:38
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:men at urinals are like valence electrons, trying to maximize pairwise distance from one another. nerd!
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Y'alls obsession with pick is weird.
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