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WENTZ WAGON NUI posted:That's the most unexpected mature audiences tag I've ever scrolled down to It sounds pretty racy according to the IMDb parents guide Sex & Nudity A cat admires a woman as she undresses. Only the woman's bare calf is shown. Alcohol/Drugs/Smoking A cat intentionally gets drunk and acts intoxicated.
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Red_Museum posted:It sounds pretty racy according to the IMDb parents guide A cat plays with a toy that clearly has catnip in it and rolls around on his back. A child sits nearby and laughs.
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This is amazing. I had no idea it existed. What do people think about Paul Blart Mall Cop? A women has the back of her shirt pulled up and the back of her bra is shown while fighting with Paul Blart. The women is fat and it is meant for a comic purpose. A man is hiding in a vent when another man stabs a sharp pole through the vent multiple times. The man hiding in the vent is unharmed. Some uses of hell, 6 uses of rear end  50 First Dates? A man pretends to be getting shocked by a battery jumper cable, and a woman screams and appears distraught when she tells him that that's how her grandfather died (it's a joke). 2 obscene hand gestures, 3 sexual references, 14 scatological terms, 18 anatomical terms, 16 mild obscenities, 3 religious exclamations  For some actual posters: Sherlock   Secretly a Doctor Who poster? 
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Here's to hoping they don't come up with some sort of solution....
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And More posted:6 uses of rear end Oh, I've seen that movie. It was definitely for adult audiences only.
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I stopped after the last season of Sherlock as the show got up it's own rear end and turned into a stupid joke.
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On the subject of Sherlock posters: Basil Rathbone:        "Don't make me loving shoot you, Watson" Peter Cushing:   Peter Cushing is like "Yep. That sure is one Chien des Baskerville." Jeremy Brett: All I could find of the best Holmes was this:  And some unflattering DVD covers.    Young Sherlock (Nicholas Rowe):   RDJr:     The Asylum's Sherlock Holmes (Ben Syder):  It's amazingly terrible. Ian McKellen:  Mr Holmes, AKA "What if we turned that Mitchell and Webb sketch into a movie". Vintersorg posted:I stopped after the last season of Sherlock as the show got up it's own rear end and turned into a stupid joke. I think it's A) victim of it's own success, and B) Moffat and Gatiss forgetting that they don't need to write everything like it's Doctor loving Who.
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And More posted:This is amazing. I had no idea it existed. Let me introduce you to fun website http://www.kids-in-mind.com/
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Light Gun Man posted:Let me introduce you to fun website http://www.kids-in-mind.com/  Turns out concerned parents perceive the world the same way an alien life-form would.Hidden Figures (2016) Violence/Gore We understand that a woman is a widow and she is raising her three daughters alone. Three young girls argue over who gets to sleep in which bed. What does the word violence even mean? 
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And More posted:This is amazing. I had no idea it existed. What do people think about Paul Blart Mall Cop? http://www.capalert.com/ is still the gold standard though... 50 First Dates Wanton Violence/Crime (W) unethical surgical procedure vehicular injury gunfire to kill baseball bat beating Impudence/Hate (I) 30 uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary gross-out humor massive tattoos, repeatedly lies, repeatedly toilet humor, repeatedly vulgar joking vulgar gesture, repeatedly Sexual Immorality (S) admission of sexual immorality, repeatedly admission of homosexuality anatomical references, repeatedly ghosting of female anatomy through clothing excessive cleavage homosexual offer of sex sex talk/comments, repeatedly, some vulgar and in front of children offer to find sex heterosexual offer of sex, repeatedly camera angle to force viewer on to private parts partial rear male nudity sexual aggression, female, repeatedly sexual insult vulgar self-touching homosexual insert - gender switch inappropriate touch, repeatedly "After the 12th date I'm entitled to [inappropriate touch] man and woman on couch making out man and woman in bed the morning after cohabitation with father's approval wet T-shirt ghosting homosexual reference, repeatedly Drugs/Alcohol (D): drug reference booze drinking, repeatedly smoking illegal drugs offering beer as a thank-you Offense to God (O) seven uses of God's name in vain without the four letter expletive Murder/Suicide (M) none noted
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Humbug Scoolbus posted:50 First Dates The horror, the horror...
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Humbug Scoolbus posted:Murder/Suicide (M) I like the implication that there might have been one, and the author just failed to notice.
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"It's a burst pipe isn't it?" "No, far too obvious...".
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Humbug Scoolbus posted:http://www.capalert.com/ is still the gold standard though... Wet tshirt ghost is my favorite ghost.
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gently caress I was going to say that.
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And More posted:6 uses of rear end Man, I'd be stretched to come up with 3.
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1. Recreation 2. Storage 3. Pooping
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"murder by aliens, repeatedly", "action violence - tonadic draft endangering humans, including baby" (typo??), "favoring of the earth over its inhabitants (Gaianism?)", "mystic transcendental nonsense" (The Matrix), "multiple episodes of intense rudeness"... but the best ones are just anti-their-religion:quote:...The movie was replete with corruption of the Truth of the Bible. And all was presented with well known, often seen, and easily identifiable objects and events, lending to exceptional power to modify previous teachings and beliefs. The monstrous aberrations and grotesque deformation of humans typical of ghost and spirit movies were absent, also lending to "believability" by the impressionable... Though this was not a particularly violent movie, it was deeply invasive of God's Word and His teachings. Reincarnation, resurrection, and "ghost powers" denied by God were rampant. Lies about Hell and grotesque fantasy such as partially buried talking heads made this movie pure invasion of calm and righteous thought. Hundreds of almost nude bodies, both living and dead, were strewn about. Hundreds of groping semi-nude bodies seethed from a lake... Spiritual communication with the dead by the dead and the living, choosing of Hell over Heaven for love, walking on water, and portrayal that Hell is part of Heaven plus a plethora of other slaps in God's "face" made this movie most distasteful to this Investigator. And NOWHERE WAS THERE ANY MENTION OF SALVATION THROUGH THE SAVING GRACE OF JESUS, as if to say that entry into Heaven is possible without Him. The only time Jesus' name was mentioned was in an expression of frustration. What Dreams May Come. Surprisingly, his son being an Asian woman in heaven is apparently fine? I can't believe I didn't know about this site before. (Also, not know the movie and guessing from the title, I read through Ghost Dog under the assumption that it was a kids film where a guy dies and literally controls their pet dog as a ghost to help his family, and CAP'd be annoyed about the spiritualism. A lot of murders for a kids film...) Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Jan 5, 2017 |
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"Maybe I'm not in your Heaven, maybe you're in mine" to a dog
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uvar posted:"murder by aliens, repeatedly", "action violence - tonadic draft endangering humans, including baby" (typo??), "favoring of the earth over its inhabitants (Gaianism?)", "mystic transcendental nonsense" (The Matrix), "multiple episodes of intense rudeness"... but the best ones are just anti-their-religion: quote:*Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai* (R) -- a murderer saved by a murderer from being murdered devoting his life to murdering for the murderer.
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What Dreams May Come is such a dark and sad and spiritual movie and in catholic high school I wrote a paper and gave an oral presentation on its mix of theology and literature in a priest's class. I'm not saying its a great movie or that its especially good in any of these ways, but its like filled with stuff you can interpret and spin to your own views and thoughts especially Christian ones. A few years later in college I brought it up again in a film class and the atheist teacher nearly wept in class because it had shaken him after his wife's death. Its just something that managed to hit some chord with grief and universal questions of mortality and afterlife, IMO. I only say this because man, you have to be a real tight rear end little dweeb to not get any of that from the movie or even say "eh, its an overdrawn melodramatic mess" but instead whine that it didn't say Jesus by name or wasn't accurate to the Bible's descriptions or suggested a dog might have a soul. Like, gently caress, man. You can't even just twist the movie that seemed intentionally designed to be easily twisted to your views? You gotta be an rear end about it not faithfully recreating the King James Bible? This is how those Kirk Cameron movies get made, huh?
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WENTZ WAGON NUI posted:That's the most unexpected mature audiences tag I've ever scrolled down to are you kidding? it's like 50% naked pussy
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A drunk man pisses in his ex-wifes handbag when she comes over for dinner, it's pretty shocking that they're marketing it to kids.
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Light Gun Man posted:Let me introduce you to fun website http://www.kids-in-mind.com/ I always liked Screen It! but it looks like it's subscription-only now, so let's use the old Wayback Machine (all the �s are in the original) :  DISRESPECTFUL/BAD ATTITUDE The movie presents a stereotypical Chinese waiter who also happens to be a stereotypical "flaming" gay man. The movie also presents two stereotypical Arab men working in a convenience store. Bunz tells Lysterine that if she orders lobster on their blind date, she should know what�s expected after that (ie., sex). Bunz and Lysterine pressure their friends into breaking down and having sex. The guys have a bet about which one we�ll have sex that night. IMITATIVE BEHAVIOR Phrases: "Bitch" (toward women), "Whos" (whores), "friend of the family," "Shut up," and "Balls" (testicles). Bunz plays "dice" on the street and gambles when doing so. Lysterine and Bunz pressure their friends into finally having sex, and the couple eventually does so. The guys grab their crotches when they see their dates arriving. Bunz points at his watch (signaling to Rushon) and then does pelvic thrusting, simulating sexual movement. Bunz mentions that he only needs one condom, because he just washes it out and uses it again. Both Rushon and Bunz wrap cling wrap around their heads and bodies and end up nearly suffocating after their mouths and noses are covered up. Nikki gives "the finger" to Rushon. PROFANITY Due to crowd noise and a badly mixed soundtrack, there may be more than is listed here: At least 38 "f" words (14 with the prefix "mother" and at least one used sexually), 24 "s" words, 1 slang term each for male and female genitals (the "d" word and "coochie"), 34 "rear end" words, 9 damns, 5 hells, 1 S.O.B., and 5 uses of "Oh my God," 3 of "God drat," and 1 use each of "Oh God" and "My God" as exclamations. There�s also what appears to be cursing in Chinese between Bunz, Lysterine and a Chinese waiter. SEX/NUDITY There is sexual talk throughout the movie, first focusing on why Nikki is making Rushon wait so long to have sex. After that, it focuses on the two couples' efforts to have sex and the contraceptives needed to do so. Lysterine asks why Nikki hasn�t had sex yet with Rushon, while Bunz asks the same thing of Rushon. Bunz tells Lysterine that if she orders lobster on their blind date, that she should know what�s expected after that and then mentions that he�ll be "going deep sea diving." Lysterine tells Bunz (about something being) "an extension of your penis, or lack thereof." He then says "That�s right, my d*ck�s only two inches from the ground." Bunz stares at Lysterine�s butt as she bends over a pool table. Bunz points at his watch (signaling to Rushon) and then does pelvic thrusting, simulating sexual movement. Bunz mentions a woman "going to bed with nine inches of ding-dong," "knocking the bottom out of her rear end," "riding the baloney pony," and "eating some tube steak." It�s implied that Lysterine doesn�t hesitate about having sex with strangers and she easily hops in bed with Bunz. Nikki�s dog licks Lysterine�s feet and then licks Bunz�s butt (for a long time), making both think the other is doing that action. Lysterine and Bunz rush off to have sex and he asks her to tell him how she likes to "do it." She says that she gets turned on by guys who do impressions of famous people while having sex, so we get to hear him impersonate, among others, Jesse Jackson, Mike Tyson, and Bill Cosby. There�s lots of heavy breathing and clothed sexual movement with each on top of each other and him from behind her with graphic movement (that turns out to be them together on an exercise bike). At another point, his hand gropes her breast (she has her bra on) and he then mentions that he�s "going down to your love triangle." It�s implied that he performs oral sex on her and she shows signs of ecstasy. Nikki and Rushon watch a TV nature program that graphically shows two rhinos having sex, while at the same time Nikki�s dog humps Rushon�s leg. Rushon lies between Nikki�s leg on a sofa and she asks him if he has a condom. He does, but her dog grabs it away from him. Lysterine is then seen on top of Bunz and there�s a great deal of sexual movement. The sides of her breasts are seen, and after a telephone call from Nikki, we learn that they�re having unprotected sex. Bunz mentions that he only needs one condom, because he just washes it out and uses it again. He also mentions just putting "the tip in." Nikki is in just her bra and panties while waiting for Rushon and later is seen in some revealing lingerie. Bunz and Lysterine fool around again, with her on top and more sexual movement is seen. Bunz asks for some "back door" condoms, but a clerk tells him they are for gay men. He then looks Bunz over and says "You could be a doo-doo chaser." Rushon wants to perform oral sex ("go downtown") on Nikki, but she insists that he uses a "dental dam" to prevent the exchange of bodily fluids. He tries to use some cling wrap, but to no avail. When he says that he then won�t be doing that, she says that she wants him to, but it never ends up happening. Two convenience store clerks sing a few lines that include (and deal with oral and regular sex): "You�ve got to lick it....before you stick it," and "You�ve got to punch it, before you munch it," and "You�ve got to work it, before you jerk it." A man tells the guys that "it sounds like you�re going to eat more than a sandwich." He also talks about "that furry temptress" (female genitals), and about women "wanting to put it inside." The women discuss that men are only good for one thing and that's sex. Bunz and Lysterine have sex using a surgical glove as a condom (with her on top and sexual movement seen) and Bunz climaxes quickly, much to her disappointment. She later references this several times, such as when he says to Rushon, "What�s up?" she responds, "That�s what I�ve been asking." Rushon lifts his hospital gown to show the others his shaved crotch area, but we only see his bare buttocks. Bunz then makes fun of Rushon�s "size," saying things like, "It looks like a popcorn shrimp." Rushon and Nikki are then seen in bed, implying that they finally had sex. Lysterine is seen in an S&M outfit (that shows the sides of her butt) with Bunz handcuffed to a bed. The scene ends with the sound of her whip cracking. Back on the subject of movie posters: is "somethin', somethin'" correct in this instance? Discuss. 
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Somethin' somethin' refers to a long, successful career, in this case. Jamie Foxx took both somethin's, and didn't leave any somethin's for Tommy Davidson. Poor Tommy Davidson. 
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capalert's take on What Dreams May Come posted:Wanton/Violence Crime (W) suffered the maximum lost of points per instance twice due to the presentation of a large field of partially buried heads, ostensibly severed from their bodies, and due to hundreds of dead and writhing, moaning bodies strewn around. This Investigation Area lost the intermediate level of points twice due to "Mad Magazine," "Yellow Submarine," and "Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)" distortion of reality with grotesque bizarre fantasy (while most of the last half of the movie was a continuous presentation of these intrusions into calm and focused thought, the CAP Entertainment Media Analysis model incorporates individual examples or series of examples of unacceptable programming, not an entire show). Lord, please save us from translucent underwear (twice).
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I remember booty call being hilarious and won't watch it again due to that belief possibly being shattered
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Is "somethin' somethin'" supposed to have a comma in between? Makes for a weird pause. Like something Capt. Holt would say. Anyway, the best movies deserve the best posters: 
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That's the sign for Caution: Terrible Movie Ahead
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Did they really do a Drew Struzan homage for Monster Trucks?
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If you're in charge of marketing a movie that's going to bomb hard, you can probably have a bit of fun with the poster and nobody would notice.
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I, for one, cannot wait to ＭＥＥＴ ＣＲＥＥＣＨ .
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oldpainless posted:I remember booty call being hilarious and won't watch it again due to that belief possibly being shattered
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Halloween Jack posted:The funniest thing about Booty Call is that Bill Cosby did a whole interview in Newsweek devoted to denouncing it. I never watched the movie, but I remember that. Wasn't that Leonard Part 6?
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muscles like this! posted:Green Day, Collective Soul, L7 and Tom Jones. The Superchunk song on the Jerky Boys soundtrack is one of their best songs.
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Superchunk's music showed up in the craziest places. My favorite was their song on the Tromeo & Juliet soundtrack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba44JRAjpV4 
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Speaking of Tromeo and Juliet, here is another movie written by James Gunn.  This is a new Netflix comedy about a real estate agent who is slowly dying so she must eat human flesh.   An unexpected sequel to Whiplash featuring a new instrument!  Look at how hardcore banjo training made Jack Black lose weight!    IMAXXX screens are 10 stories high and they light the theater on fire at the start of every movie. 
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What is this? Who did this? Did you do this? Did you do this? Noo. Bad boy. Bad designer! Bad!
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