Paige & Alberto: Schrodinger's Relationship

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jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Del Rio came back to WWE to do squat except pick up a ton of money and a hot girl half his age, best worker since Big Sexy imo

# ? Jan 4, 2017 01:12

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StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

The Observer posted:

Local police confirmed Monday's report in the Austrian tabloid Krone about an altercation involving Alberto Rodriguez (Alberto El Patron) and his brother Guillermo (El Hijo de Dos Caras) early Saturday morning at a party after a Friday night show in Leoben, Austria.

The report was that after a show Friday night, there was an altercation where the two brothers got into a fight and beat a guy up so badly he was hospitalized. Police were called and took them to the station where Alberto and Guillermo got into a fight with each other. Alberto knocked out his brother, who was also taken to the hospital. It took ten officers to separate them and they put Alberto in zip ties, which he broke out of. They finally subdued him by putting shackles to cuff his feet.

The story stated there was blood splattered on the walls of the police station and some furniture at the station was destroyed. The police confirmed the story, but would not release specific names, but stated the Krone article was greatly exaggerated.

According to press officer Fritz Grundnig, there was a brawl at a party in a barn between a 26-year-old Austrian and two brothers who are Mexican citizens ages 30 and 39. The Austrian received undetermined injuries, bruises, contusions but no broken bones, and was treated at a local hospital. After treatment, he left the hospital.

The two Mexican nationals were brought to the precinct where they "suddenly started attacking each other." The 30-year-old (Guillermo) was slightly injured and brought to a local hospital and received outpatient treatment. During the fight, a wooden desk, a wooden chair and some plastic filings were damaged and the floor and walls of the room were stained by splattered blood. But, the property damage was described as minimal.

Both were temporarily arrested, and after consulting with the local office of the district attorney, charges were filed against both for assault and damage to property. Both men were released on bond.

Police confirmed to GMX that they attempted to handcuff Alberto when he and his brother were fighting, but the handcuffs were too small, and that Alberto did rip through some zip ties, but he calmed down quickly when put in ankle shackles. His brother was said to have been bleeding very heavily but didn't appear to be injured that badly.

The two were allowed to leave the country and the charges were forwarded to authorities in both men's place of residence.

Imagine being such a beast that you and your brother get in a fight, and then after you get taken to the police station you bust out of your zipties just so you can now punch your brother enough to stain the walls with blood and trash the place

# ? Jan 4, 2017 01:17

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ay caramba!

# ? Jan 4, 2017 01:19

AMReese: Jan 31, 2011; I'm driving with my mind!

Meng would still beat his rear end

# ? Jan 4, 2017 01:32

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Alberto does a fuckton of drugs

# ? Jan 4, 2017 01:33

BWV: Feb 24, 2005

all setting up a brother on brother match at a ppv

great booking right here

# ? Jan 4, 2017 01:35

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I hope Alberto's baby is ok

# ? Jan 4, 2017 01:36

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

cocaine is so good

# ? Jan 4, 2017 02:00

a retard: Jan 7, 2013; by Lowtax

Solus posted:

https://twitter.com/VivaDelRio/status/816062854457593856

Um

congratulations on alberto for getting the lead role in "junior 2"

# ? Jan 4, 2017 02:04

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Bard Maddox posted:

cocaine is so good

# ? Jan 4, 2017 02:06

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Bard Maddox posted:

cocaine is so good

# ? Jan 4, 2017 02:28

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

StarkRavingMad posted:

Imagine being such a beast that you and your brother get in a fight, and then after you get taken to the police station you bust out of your zipties just so you can now punch your brother enough to stain the walls with blood and trash the place

Spanish smashed the announce table

# ? Jan 4, 2017 04:38

Midnightghoul: Oct 1, 2003; COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Ok marks I killed my brother

# ? Jan 4, 2017 04:51

AMReese: Jan 31, 2011; I'm driving with my mind!

If only his brother's name was Mark.

# ? Jan 4, 2017 05:28

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

OK marks I'm a murderer talk about it

# ? Jan 4, 2017 07:07

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Solus posted:

https://twitter.com/VivaDelRio/status/816062854457593856

Um

Best reply:

https://twitter.com/jayktweets/status/816097268407222272

# ? Jan 4, 2017 07:13

Marshal Prolapse: Jun 23, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

AMReese posted:

Meng would still beat his rear end

And everyone else in the room.

# ? Jan 4, 2017 07:15

Endorph: Jul 22, 2009

alberto del rio is such a badass that he had to get his little brother to help him win a fight

# ? Jan 4, 2017 13:58

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Endorph posted:

alberto del rio is such a badass that he had to get his little brother to help him win a fight

But then he beat up his little brother, making him winner in the tournament.

# ? Jan 4, 2017 16:40

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

OK marks I'm a sheet of dirt now talk about it

# ? Jan 4, 2017 17:19

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

But then he beat up his little brother, making him winner in the tournament.

It makes him a double badass, if my math is correct.

# ? Jan 4, 2017 17:29

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Ok marx I'm a turtle talk about it

# ? Jan 4, 2017 17:38

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

Don't gently caress with Memo.

# ? Jan 4, 2017 17:38

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

Best reply:

https://twitter.com/jayktweets/status/816097268407222272

what the gently caress is going on with Road Dogg?

# ? Jan 4, 2017 17:52

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coconono posted:

what the gently caress is going on with Road Dogg?

He's fleeing from Del Rio, obvs.

# ? Jan 4, 2017 19:39

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

I live four hours from San Antonio, need to make a daytrip out there and try his new restaurant.

# ? Jan 4, 2017 19:54

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Jiro posted:

I live four hours from San Antonio, need to make a daytrip out there and try his new restaurant.

I thought it closed?

# ? Jan 4, 2017 19:55

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Not on the level of Randy Savage fighting a police dog in a diner, but at least he's trying

# ? Jan 4, 2017 19:57

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

DeathChicken posted:

Not on the level of Randy Savage fighting a police dog in a diner, but at least he's trying

or Ken Patera beating up a pregnant cop in a McDonalds.

# ? Jan 4, 2017 19:58

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

I thought it closed?

Nope a quick Google search of La Cantinita shows it's still open, though business may be slow. It opened in November.

# ? Jan 4, 2017 20:06

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

I thought it closed?

They're still seating customers and taking orders but the food never gets there

# ? Jan 4, 2017 20:07

AMReese: Jan 31, 2011; I'm driving with my mind!

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

But then he beat up his little brother, making him winner in the tournament.

It's like the ending of Double Dragon all over again.

# ? Jan 5, 2017 01:11

remusclaw: Dec 8, 2009

Paige and Del Rio are pure uncut professional wrestling.

# ? Jan 5, 2017 01:13

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

Do you think Alberto del Rio knows, I mean really knows that wrestling isn't real

# ? Jan 5, 2017 01:18

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

projecthalaxy posted:

Do you think Alberto del Rio knows, I mean really knows that wrestling isn't real

I think he knows and wants to fix that

# ? Jan 5, 2017 01:23

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

Chris James 2 posted:

I think he knows and wants to fix that

ooh, good call

# ? Jan 5, 2017 01:26

rovert: Jun 10, 2013

https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/816833563761016832 https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/816836757425713152 https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/816841306693652480 https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/816846470007689220

# ? Jan 5, 2017 05:46

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

https://twitter.com/RealsarayaK/status/819271755588128769

Congrats Paige

# ? Jan 11, 2017 20:57

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

#facepalm indeed but not for the reason you think Saraya !

# ? Jan 11, 2017 21:01

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Germansimp: May 28, 2013

Luigi Thirty posted:

https://twitter.com/RealsarayaK/status/819271755588128769

Congrats Paige

All I get from this is that while the turtle didn't touch Paige, the MechaMummy sure did.

# ? Jan 11, 2017 21:05

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