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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Let's give his bowl cut a seperate death penalty. Why the gently caress did let him keep it anyway?

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Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Ok I was wondering why some of my friends who are federal employees were freaking out this morning.

http://washingtonpost.com/local/vir....html?tid=sm_fb

Federal employees have been in full meltdown mode since Trump won.

Everyone I know who works for the government has either left or is packing their poo poo. Apparently there has been a number of not nicely worded resignation letters that were cc'ed to congressional reps. Witch hunts and some real lovely stuff started going down literally the day after the election.

None of this should surprise anyone. But if you enjoy schadenfreude keep watching. Because the GOP is going to cut a bunch of jobs and pay/benefit cut more to the point they won't have enough civil service employees to run basic poo poo and their house of cards will crumble.

It's literally a race between nuclear baptism and government collapse.

Unless someone really fucks up and we kickstart Bastille Day: US edition. Which personally gets my vote. I'm all for dragging some rich people out into the street and beheading them.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Casimir Radon posted:

Let's give his bowl cut a seperate death penalty. Why the gently caress did let him keep it anyway?

To keep him from looking like this

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



bird food bathtub posted:

Well there's garden variety lovely, and then there's new and improved "burn the country to loot the ashes and rule over it's corpses" lovely.

New thread title

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

holocaust bloopers posted:

Has a president-elect ever caused so much poo poo before taking office?

Under the political norms that had been around for a really god drat long time there was an informal policy of "only one president". Yes the outgoing guy was a lame duck, and yes you could announce your cabinet, grand stand with your base, promise what you were going to do when you got in power etc. etc. but you accepted that there would be a peaceful transfer of power and until then you didn't start poo poo on the other guy's watch. He was in the office, you weren't. Perfectly followed to the absolute letter in every single last circumstance ever throughout history? No. It was more of a gentleman's agreement and a standing guideline that everyone followed for the stability of the nation so that when you were on the way out the door yourself there could, again, be a peaceful transfer of power for the continuation of the republic.

Right wing lunatics have been taking over for years now and all over the map, from Executive Office on down to local elections, norms like this are breaking down because it's become party and power first, country and institutions get hosed.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

To keep him from looking like this


That would be an improvement.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Genocide Tendency posted:

Unless someone really fucks up and we kickstart Bastille Day: US edition. Which personally gets my vote. I'm all for dragging some rich people out into the street and beheading them.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Dodged a bullet by not getting hired by the DOD hell yeah

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Genocide Tendency posted:

Federal employees have been in full meltdown mode since Trump won.

Everyone I know who works for the government has either left or is packing their poo poo. Apparently there has been a number of not nicely worded resignation letters that were cc'ed to congressional reps. Witch hunts and some real lovely stuff started going down literally the day after the election.

None of this should surprise anyone. But if you enjoy schadenfreude keep watching. Because the GOP is going to cut a bunch of jobs and pay/benefit cut more to the point they won't have enough civil service employees to run basic poo poo and their house of cards will crumble.

It's literally a race between nuclear baptism and government collapse.

I think that's accurate for the general government, but my office (:nsa:) doesn't have that attitude. I mean, we all know how lovely it's going to be, even the people that voted for Trump (and there are a lot of them in my office, generic Republicans basically) are all cracking anti-Trump jokes along with the rest of us liebrul folk.

What was REALLY strange was what happened a few years ago during the government shutdown, with Republicans in congressional control. The general rule is that you pay the laid-off feds during a government shutdown, basically giving them free vacation days, because it wasn't their fault the government couldn't pass appropriations. I didn't think for a MINUTE that the Republicans in Congress would pay the laid-off feds, but I was completely wrong. We ended up getting paid for about three days until the administration took a very creative read of the Pay Our Military Act and then we were back to work like two weeks before other feds.

Basically, everyone in the government got paid for doing literally nothing, but we weren't sure at the time if we were going to get paid for doing literally nothing.

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Jan 5, 2017

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Texas’ Other Death Penalty

https://www.texasobserver.org/a-galveston-med-student-describes-life-and-death-in-the-safety-net/

quote:

Perry’s refusal is catastrophic health policy. For patients, it means that seeking medical care will still require risking bankruptcy, and may lead nowhere. For doctors, the message was not only that our patients’ lives don’t matter, but also that medicine—our old profession, so full of people who genuinely want to help others—will continue to be part of the economic machine that entrenches poverty. When the poor seek our help, they often wind up with crippling debt.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Casimir Radon posted:

Let's give his bowl cut a seperate death penalty. Why the gently caress did let him keep it anyway?

If he's not going to let his lawyers try to save his life, he's not going to let them get him a haircut.
Or the jail could be playing gently caress-gently caress games with him.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

What happens to this guy if he does go to prison? Do they keep him isolated forever?

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Reverand maynard posted:

What happens to this guy if he does go to prison? Do they keep him isolated forever?

I can't imagine them not putting him in protective custody or whatever it's called. Putting him in general pop is like asking for him to prison murdered.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Reverand maynard posted:

What happens to this guy if he does go to prison? Do they keep him isolated forever?

He'd probably "accidentally" end up in gen pop, and then in a box.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Yes.

Everything he does will be monitored and every step he takes will be escorted by 6 guards.

His entire life will be lived inside of a 10X10 cell with a solid door or be conducted while surrounded by people who only care about his survival because his death is a entire digit downgrade on their next EPR.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Ken Blackwell, on the Trump Transition Team, is arguing that Jeff Sessions is a victim of Anti-White, Anti-Southern Bigotry

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/trump-transition-official-sessions-the-victim-of-anti-white-anti-southern-racist-obsession/

Jesus gently caress, somebody clone Sherman already.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

CommieGIR posted:

Ken Blackwell, on the Trump Transition Team, is arguing that Jeff Sessions is a victim of Anti-White, Anti-Southern Bigotry

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/trump-transition-official-sessions-the-victim-of-anti-white-anti-southern-racist-obsession/

Jesus gently caress, somebody clone Sherman already.

Racism was dead for awhile there since there was a black man in the white house but now that a white supremacist has the president's ear reverse racism is showing its ugly face.

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

Does anyone have a video link for this intelligence review? I wanna see McCain go all :bahgawd:

dubzee
Oct 23, 2008



Ladies and Gentlemen, Joe Biden:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isqX8FPVwqw

edit: senate hearings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoRH6Dp4Gjo

dubzee fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Jan 6, 2017

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Reverand maynard posted:

What happens to this guy if he does go to prison? Do they keep him isolated forever?

If he gets death, he'll probably go to the Special Confinement Unit at USP Terre Haute. Single occupancy cell, meals through a slot, you can leave the box for a cage 3 times a week.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





http://edition.cnn.com/2017/01/05/p...linkId=33065351

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
http://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/davidbadash/watch_live_now_senate_holds_hearing_with_us_intelligence_chiefs_on_russian_hacking

They are about to do the hearing on the Election hacks.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






what can the outcome of these actually be? if it was found it had a major impact on the election, could the election be nullified?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Two Finger posted:

what can the outcome of these actually be? if it was found it had a major impact on the election, could the election be nullified?

I doubt it. GOP would throw such a hissy fit.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011
I don't think anyone knows what would happen. There's no precedent for it as far as I know.

e: other than the GOP ramping up the autistic screeching yes

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Good news, everyone! You can now have a beard in the army!






if you're sikh.

The Atlantic: Coming Soon to the U.S. Army: Turbans, Beards, Hijabs, and Dreadlocks. http://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIw_tqoiDM

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Two Finger posted:

what can the outcome of these actually be? if it was found it had a major impact on the election, could the election be nullified?

Trump will grab another pussy so people forget about the hacking.

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

CommieGIR posted:

Ken Blackwell, on the Trump Transition Team, is arguing that Jeff Sessions is a victim of Anti-White, Anti-Southern Bigotry

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/trump-transition-official-sessions-the-victim-of-anti-white-anti-southern-racist-obsession/

Jesus gently caress, somebody clone Sherman already.

haha he actually said "this is... the Borking of Jeff Sessions"




fuckin' kill me

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





CommieGIR posted:

I doubt it. GOP would throw such a hissy fit.

i hope biden takes trump behind the gym to shut him up

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Good news, everyone! You can now have a beard in the army!






if you're sikh.

The Atlantic: Coming Soon to the U.S. Army: Turbans, Beards, Hijabs, and Dreadlocks. http://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIw_tqoiDM

Sergeant Majors around the globe just felt a disturbance in the force.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Ok I was wondering why some of my friends who are federal employees were freaking out this morning.

http://washingtonpost.com/local/vir....html?tid=sm_fb

Honestly, if you look at the disparity between state government employees and federal employees, this has been coming for a long time.

From my second-hand view, state employees are basically trash cans that get tossed around for fun. I can see a lot of middle americans not happy about that fact.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Two Finger posted:

what can the outcome of these actually be? if it was found it had a major impact on the election, could the election be nullified?

At best, prosecutions for violations of laws and/or changes in the law to make such activities illegal if they happen again in the future. (assuming they pass constitutional muster)

Unless it's proved that the actual voting machines were hacked to delete or not count Clinton votes or add Trump votes, the election will not be nullified.

What provision of law provides for nullifying a presidential election?

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011
I suppose if the president-elect and vice president-elect were both found guilty of a crime that would lead to impeachment upon entering office, and the political party they represented in the election ceased to exist, then the election would probably have to be recalled because literally no one would be left on the winning side to take the reins.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Tons of uneducated morons are mad that federal employees with college degrees make more than them and have benefits. Rather than self reflect or question why Walmart pays them next to nothing they have decided the solution is to drag those other people down.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
These are the type of people that if you offered to give them and a random person both $100, or give them $20 and a random person nothing, they'd take the $20 every time

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

SquirrelyPSU posted:

Honestly, if you look at the disparity between state government employees and federal employees, this has been coming for a long time.

From my second-hand view, state employees are basically trash cans that get tossed around for fun. I can see a lot of middle americans not happy about that fact.


As a former state employee, can confirm.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





i guess what keeps running through my mind is why are the russians interfering and why is trump fighting so hard to stop them being looked at?

because he asked them to do it is my guess

so if it comes out that i'm right, then not only do you have foreign intervention but on behalf of the beneficiary of it

i mean...... where does that leave us?

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
With trump as president. You think anything will change anything. It won't. Trump will be president regardless of what they find out.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
If anything is going to change it's going to be from corruption / conflict of interest issues that are too big for even the republicans to ignore. Who knows if anything will happen, or that if it does, it will pass that threshold. I wouldn't bank on it.

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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Two Finger posted:

i guess what keeps running through my mind is why are the russians interfering and why is trump fighting so hard to stop them being looked at?

because he asked them to do it is my guess

so if it comes out that i'm right, then not only do you have foreign intervention but on behalf of the beneficiary of it

i mean...... where does that leave us?

Well, look at the two sides:

The people claiming Russian interference is the BIG GOVERNMENT that's always ruining everything and a party of sore losers who don't represent real Americans.

The people being attacked for benefiting from Russian interference is the guy who promised to bring back your lovely coal job and fix all of your problems, his cronies who are going to grift a gorillian dollars from the economy, and the conservative assholes who have been salivating at the possibility of destroying anything that doesn't benefit super-rich assholes.

So, absolutely loving nothing is going to happen because the people in power aren't going to implicate themselves and the people who do care are going to get shouted down by Twitter and a news media focused on eyeballs-on-stories that will happily drop the subject when Trump tweets about something else.

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