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Lazy Reservist posted:Needs to be modified to "if you see someone, remember not to rape them." That was the topic slide for this brief. Now they're just breaking it down.
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It's like a Dr. Seuss book of don't rape people. Oh gently caress don't let the officers see this.
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How much you want to bet those were just used to remotely slap people. Like how my old section chief used to remotely correct the recorder when his count was off, via long range turtlefuck.
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My office just uses the SHARP manual as a badge of shame/honor for whoever told the most off-color joke recently.
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Would have been better if it was sesh lube.
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It's been long enough and I'm a few tours removed from getting a retributional rear end pounding, so how bout some FGO fuckups that went hilariously Air Force? I'm chilling in a cake job at a TACP group headquarters in Europe. One of our units in Italy gets deactivated (note: said unit was attached to the 173 ABCT, of the hilarious Colonel divorce forgery and Iraqi mistress debacle). Unit decides they're shutting down and pitches literally tens of thousands in accountable items into whatever dumpsters (or homes) they can find, leadership writes themselves MSMs and they all leave. I get to watch a Colonel, two SSgt Resource Advisors and two SSgt supply dudes spend literally the next two and a half years scrambling everything they can do because, hey, we can't let an officer go to jail over this. Right as I'm leaving, our Colonel (a solid dude) is retiring to go fly for the FAA. He gets ready to turn over all of his ongoing Reports of Survey for the massive amount of lost/stolen gear that this unit had on their books to the incoming commander... Who happens to be the guy who used to run the unit in question, who is now fast tracking for O-6.
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Wild T posted:It's been long enough and I'm a few tours removed from getting a retributional rear end pounding, so how bout some FGO fuckups that went hilariously Air Force? So what actually happened?
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I left shortly before the new commander got in, but from friends that I had there, he swept it all right under the rug and made sure he came out blameless.
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Friends in the right places.
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Wild T posted:I left shortly before the new commander got in, but from friends that I had there, he swept it all right under the rug and made sure he came out blameless. Checks out.
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Wild T posted:I left shortly before the new commander got in, but from friends that I had there, he swept it all right under the rug and made sure he came out blameless. I guess I should actually sign up for ACSC so I can start to learn this caliber of leadership.
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Derek Dominoe posted:I guess I should actually sign up for ACSC so I can start to learn this caliber of leadership. I guess I'll be glad I got out and don't have to put up with that bullshit anymore.
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So I'm ETSing fellas. Feb 8th. Already signed a job offer for 90k. Was pretty hard set on re upping but then I got placed as a buck SGT under the worst piece of toxic poo poo SSG on the planet. As a hilarious ironic twist my SSG is also the reenlistment nco for the unit. What hurts is my 1sg, a person I respect almost as much as my dad and has always supported me is now vindictive and angry at me for not reenlisting. He's very gung ho about the army and worked hard to get me the contract I wanted including a reclass to an MOS I wanted. Only thing he wouldn't do is get me away from the toxic leader. It's amazing what one toxic leader can do damage wise. Our unit is losing a lot of really highly qualified soldiers just because of this piece of poo poo NCO. Also lol bitter angry 1sg downgraded my ets award from arcom to an aam. I was pretty sad about this but now I just don't loving care anymore. gently caress this army. I went from hooah to f this army in 4 months because of one lovely leader.
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Disappointing mentors feels terrible, but you have to do what's best for you. 90k is like Colonel pay, isn't it?
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You know what an AAM matters when you go on terminal? The same as nearly every other award. Nothhiiiiiing because you're freeeeeee bitchezzzzz.
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At least you got an ETS award
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Staple the award to your boots then fling them over the power lines on your way out.
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Soulex posted:At least you got an ETS award
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Soulex posted:At least you got an ETS award
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Soulex posted:At least you got an ETS award
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celewign posted:Also lol bitter angry 1sg downgraded my ets award from arcom to an aam i swear to you that this matters exactly diddly squat and you can laugh at him forever for grabbing his toys and stomping home bc you want a better life
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I just told Siri to set an alarm for every 5 minutes to remind me not to rape anyone. May need to recalibrate to 3, not sure.
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No employer will ever care what awards you got
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my reward for getting out was a demotion, be happy he isn't THAT vindictive. Joke's on them because I already got a good conduct medal only two months prior  I think at one point they told people to not ever express a happy emotion about getting out, and I am not exaggerating that much. One guy got yelled at for talking about how happy he was to get out. MORALE!!!
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Ice Cream Barbara posted:No employer will ever care what awards you got "Thank you for your service!" they'll say as they toss your resume in the trash
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Ice Cream Barbara posted:No employer will ever care what awards you got
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i better put down the expert grenade badge i got in basic
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:i better put down the expert grenade badge i got in basic
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shows im responsible with great power
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glad they gave me that gwot medal for having to hear a chick use an inhaler mid-coitus dli: not even once
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:shows im responsible with great power I'm sorry, but with great power they want great responsibility.
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:"Thank you for your service!" they'll say as they toss your resume in the trash The guy who hired me only knew that veterans must be hot poo poo. He didn't know that my not getting a medal before my PCS to my turned out to be final duty station and my separation is a thing. Man, back in the day (Jan 20, 2017) veteran's preference was pretty sweet.
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Dear national guard soldier: I know you've spent Thanksgiving through new year's with your families, please be ready to do a demobilization ceremony two months post facto. Also, for the bulk of our soldiers in Las Vegas, the party city of the world; please gently caress yourselves and travel to Reno in this van we've provided you, and if your family wants to attend this ceremony, please have them spend their own money to do so. Seriously why are we doing this? I have to stay in a poo poo hole national guard barracks in loving Reno to demob TWO MONTHS AFTER WE'VE ALREADY BEEN AT HOME. It's also bullshit I have to shave and wear a loving monkey suit during my 90 days Wasabi the J fucked around with this message at 07:55 on Jan 9, 2017 |
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Why Reno? HQ is in Carson. They have an indoor basketball court/multipurpose room that would be at home in any junior high and would certainly work for whatever ceremony this is.
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Godholio posted:Why Reno? HQ is in Carson. They have an indoor basketball court/multipurpose room that would be at home in any junior high and would certainly work for whatever ceremony this is. Why at all? We've been home since Thanksgiving. Like, at home with our families. Who is this for? Just let me day drink through yellow ribbon, get a thousand Military One Source branded items, and just Google how to use any post deployment benefits later. They're turning Yellow Ribbon into an all state dog and pony show.
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Those would be completely valid questions outside the military.
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not caring here posted:You know what an AAM matters when you go on terminal? Yeah the award is meaningless but it hurts that my mentor is trying to smack me around.
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celewign posted:Yeah the award is meaningless but it hurts that my mentor is trying to smack me around. I hope you've learned a valuable lesson about army values especially loyalty it doesn't exist
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:I just told Siri to set an alarm for every 5 minutes to remind me not to rape anyone. You're up to 3 min? Sock practice is paying off!
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