Cough Drop The Beat posted:Lol if you don't roleplay as pregnant Benedict Cumberbatch in every sexual encounter with your girlfriend I try but they get upset my face looks too believably human. EDIT: quote:Me [25F] with my boyfriend [26M] of 3 years, he's about to spend £8,000 on a quack doctor Nuebot fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Jan 6, 2017 |
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 04:15 |
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# ? May 14, 2024 06:01 |
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we must know what the surgery is
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 04:28 |
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It's a chin job Edit: I'm calling it
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 04:31 |
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Reattaching foreskin
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 04:38 |
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Adding more foreskin
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 04:41 |
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A solid yard of fresh, pristine foreskin, carefully rolled up and taped to his thigh every morning so it doesn't look like he's smuggling unrolled pantyhose in his pants
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 04:49 |
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Augmenting his foreskin with colloidal silver
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 04:53 |
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JFairfax posted:we must know what the surgery is She had to know, right? She had to know that leaving out what surgery it is would drive people nuts. What a monster.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 04:54 |
And now it's gone and their account deleted. We will never know. Maybe he was getting his fraternal twin removed from the back of his head and they were posting on reddit.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 05:01 |
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quote:My issue [24 M] with my date [20 F] 1 month, Can I trust her? from comments: quote:The thing is the first girl stood me up on a third date she asked for, and we seemed to be getting somewhere, so I went through the all the trouble to get the morning off work. how would you feel? a 24 year old man posted this
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 05:19 |
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I "love" dudes who get really angry and entitled the moment a woman has any other commitment about the time he wants to have a date, especially when the woman clearly expresses interest and reschedules. Wasn't there a dude earlier in the thread who had the same level of freakout about a girl saying she couldn't hang out because a family issue had come up and she had to help her mom clean out her grandma's house?
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 05:23 |
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Gluten Freeman posted:from comments: I'm just so afraid to be emotionally hurt again by one of several women I'm trying to sleep with
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 05:26 |
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Sleep with? My impression is that he is desperately searching for either a new mommy or someone to play pokemon with. Not sure anyone has given him the talk yet.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 06:03 |
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here's a real spicy one My [26m] acquaintance is telling everyone about my prostitute habit and it's making me look bad. quote:Basically, long story short, a few buddies of mine found out recently that I visit prostitutes often. I don't really care what certain people think, but recently one of those people has gotten into a habit of basically telling everyone that she meets that I visit prostitutes. I don't know why she does it, I asked her to stop doing it, she kept doing it, now me and her are kind of not even talking because it just really annoys me.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 06:12 |
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On one hand, yikes On the other hand, who goes around telling everyone they meet about some random acquaintance of theirs visiting prostitutes? How does this keep coming up?
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 06:21 |
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That's real rude unless he's a bad tipper.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 06:23 |
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Sounds like she's upset with it and just airing it to actively hurt him.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 06:24 |
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you kinda have to wonder what her motivation is. what makes it doubly weird is that in the comments op mentions 1. he's in a country where it's legal and 2. she only found out because another mutual acquaintance that also visits prostitutes told her, and she doesn't do the same thing for that guy.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 06:25 |
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I like the posts about how "it only makes you look bad because it is bad" as if you'd be okay with an acquaintance telling everyone you liked getting pegged instead of that just being pretty obvious sexual harassment.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 06:27 |
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Better Fred Than Dead posted:It's a chin job No chin job costs 8,000 pounds, and it's like the simplest procedure ever.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 06:27 |
It sounds like she might be more than just "an acquaintance" to be honest. Also "Help, I don't want people to think I'm sleazy but I don't want to stop banging hookers as much as I can afford!"
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 06:28 |
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*walks around place of work talking about how male colleague has sex with men* "Well they wouldn't be upset about this if they didn't think there was something wrong"
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 06:30 |
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I'm wondering how ugly / hosed up he has to be that visiting prostitutes on the reg is cheaper than loving random tinder sluts. I mean yeah it's a guaranteed thing, but if they're good looking hookers they're gonna be pricy.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 06:34 |
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Tolkien minority posted:I don't want people to build up this reputation of me as being some sort of sleezy guy who visits prostitutes. Well then maybe you shouldn't do that thing.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 06:38 |
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JFairfax posted:I'm wondering how ugly / hosed up he has to be that visiting prostitutes on the reg is cheaper than loving random tinder sluts. Guaranteed also fits a schedule and provides a level of safety and security random tinder people can't. Not that I believe this dude is a busy professional who needs to make sure he fucks in a place with security cameras to avoid losing sensitive personal information which could compromise his business's security. I can't believe I'm defending Mr. Two-a-week here, but he's somehow not in the wrong here, at least according to his version of events.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 06:48 |
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JFairfax posted:I'm wondering how ugly / hosed up he has to be that visiting prostitutes on the reg is cheaper than loving random tinder sluts. Maybe he just finds it easier/lighter on time and emotional effort? If your primary goal is to just have regular sex and you have more money than time/effort, plus prostitution is legal and (presumably) safe in your country, I can kind of see just going to prostitutes for sex instead of negotiating dating and a potential relationship.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 06:48 |
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Me, 39 M, with my wife, 38 F, 15 years, and I wonder if my marriage is over because I just admitted to looking at pornography.quote:I have been married for 15 years to an incredible woman. She is smart and quick witted. She is kind and fun and funny. I never get tired of being around her. We have young children and until today had a blissfully happy marriage. We both grew up in a represive religion with very regressive views about sexuality. I discovered pornography and masturbation as a teenager and I went through a cycle of guilt and shame over the issue. I managed to stop masturbating for a long time because within this religion that is a major sin and I thought more serious than pornography.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 06:56 |
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lol dude should have spent less time jacking off and more time in the gym getting jacked
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 07:01 |
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If it makes you feel better, that's a fake story that has floated around for years. Still gross.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 07:05 |
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That said, it's kind of interesting that he absolutely can't stop looking at porn. Also I assumed Huma Abedin could afford a tummy tuck.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 07:11 |
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My (24/f) boyfriends (30/m) height and penis size insecurities are causing huge problems in our relationship and I'm ready to end it. My boyfriend and I have been together for 2 years and through our whole relationship he's been really insecure about his penis size and his height. He's on the shorter side by just a bit (5'8") and I'm just a little taller than him (5'11") but its not very noticeable unless I wear heels and he hates when I wear them and has told me not to wear them. Since I don't dress up very formally around him very often, it's pretty easy to avoid them when we go out. He's also very very self conscious about his penis size and takes drastic measures to avoid talking about it or anything. He's a little below average (4 inches) and he has some serious issues with it. He doesn't want me masturbate with dildos that are bigger than him (most of them) and doesn't like me using vibrators either. He also always talks about it with me and always accuses me of wanting to cheat on him or fantasizing about other people or not being satisfied when we have sex. It's really frustrating and annoying to have him go on and on about it and accuse me of things that I'm not doing or even thinking about doing. The most recent thing that's making me really second guess our relationship is him going through my phone and reading my text messages about a bachelorette party for one of my friends. He grabbed my phone out of hands and read through my text messages and saw some from my friends discussing a stripper/sex toy party for our friends bachelorette and he flipped. He started yelling at me and telling me that I was a liar and that I didn't love him and wanted to cheat on him. I asked him to calm down and what I could do to make him feel better and he told me that I needed to stop immaculating and he gave me a list of things I needed to do. That list included: not going to the bachelorette party, not getting any sex toys from the party or anywhere else, stop watching porn, specifically James Deen (he came up in a conversation with my friends), he wants me to throw out all of my heels (to not wear them ever) and he even wants me to get rid of my friends because he feels like they're "too obsessed with sex and too vain" and he feels like I tell them about his penis size and our sex life and hes embarrassed. I feel like his requests are absolutely ridiculous and that he's overreacting in a major way and quite frankly I'm sick and tired of this behavior and I'm ready to end the relationship, but I wanted to know some other opinions of people who may have been in the situation before to actually take the jump. tl;dr: Boyfriends insecurities causing a huge rift in our relationship and I'm ready to end it but need another opinion.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 07:31 |
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Another size queen bitch who only cares about penis size! (he writes on r/smalldickproblems in a couple days)
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 07:36 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:If it makes you feel better, that's a fake story that has floated around for years. Still gross. That's good because i was trying to wrap my head around how on earth that could possibly happen accidentally unless the dude had a literal pencil dick
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 07:37 |
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I have a small penis and it is ruining our relationship] This is my first post ever on Reddit, so please be easy on me. I really do have no one else to turn to. I am in my early thirties and my girlfriend of two years is in her mid twenties. Things have been great, despite me having a small penis (about 4.7 inches/12cm), she never once complained about the size and was able to orgasm off of it. It wasn't until we let her parents stay in our very tiny studio apartment for a few months. During this period, we could not have sex with each other without it being incredibly awkward. So to get our sexual frustration out, we would masturbate in the bathroom. I using my hand, while she would use a dildo, which was significantly larger than my penis (about 6 inches/15 cm). After her parents left, we started having sex again, but it wasn't the same. She just wouldn't orgasm. After several failed attempts, we began talking and she said that my dick, "just wasn't enough anymore." I began using my fingers and my tongue to get her off, but she said it just "isn't the same as a real penis." I also began using techniques I learned from pegym.com to increase my length and endurance as well as shedding weight (I'm over 250 pounds), but it just isn't happening fast enough. I've tried experimenting with different positions, but her favorite is taking it in doggy style positions. But my penis just isn't long enough to penetrate properly due to her having an incredibly large butt. It makes things incredibly awkward for me and I would become flaccid. We tried adding toys into the mix, but no go. She said that the toys just didn't have the same feeling as a real penis. She is incredibly frustrated with this whole situation and it really makes me feel less of a man. Sex is becoming more akin to work than anything else. All I think about during intercourse is trying to please her, but when I see the look of disappointment on her face, it just really kills the mood for me and for her. I'm not sure if this helps or not, but she would tell me that, "it is like having an itch deep inside her that my penis just can't reach." She stopped using the dildo, in hopes that she would just get used to my penis again, but I catch her masturbating more and more in the bathroom ... to porn videos of men masturbating. I am in serious need of help. I really don't think this relationship will last if things don't change. We're happy being together, but sex is such an important part of our relationship ... I'm just at a loss now. I really am afraid she might consider having sex with other men just to get her frustrations all out. TL;DR: I have a small penis that my girlfriend has seemed to grown out of. Ruining relationship.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 07:39 |
I almost feel bad for that guy, but then he goes out of his way to be insufferable about it all. I'm shorter than he is and most people don't really give a poo poo because I don't give a poo poo. Once you start internalizing that poo poo and blaming all your problems on the fact that you're a hobbit, things start spiraling downward and no one likes you because no one wants to hear you complain about how horrible life is because you're short for the ten thousandth time. Sucks about his dick though, that's like the one advantage of being short. A completely average dong looks way more impressive than it does on a tall guy.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 07:40 |
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update to the last one: We tried different positions and found some that worked well. I managed to convince her to go on top more which, despite some initial complaining, she found very rewarding. We used the position to "prime her up", before we tried other positions. Since my last post, I lost an additional 5 pounds. This isn't a whole lot, but it helped increase my confidence and allows me to continue this incredibly powerful journey. I suppose all is not good news. To those who said that "something was up" was indeed correct. I have found that she has been sharing and masturbating to a person I know. It was as I suspected, this person has a large penis. I believe this and her frequent use of the dildo is what caused her to desire a larger penis. I have confronted her about this and she admits to it. She does not feel guilty as she felt that since I wasn't pleasing her sexually, she needed to release and this person was capable and available of helping her do this. I am sad and have been for quite some time, but I have a hard time blaming her. I feel that this is my fault for not doing enough to satisfy her urges. She wants to have a one night fling with this person. She doesn't love him or care of him. She finds him unattractive, but she wants his penis. She wants to know what it is like to have something of that size inside her. She asked permission. And being the spineless coward that I am, I agreed to let her. I was reluctant, but she kept rationalizing it saying this is what she wants. Just once. I tried to say no, but I kept blaming myself. That this is my fault as to why the relationship is the way it is. I am lost. I feel empty inside. I hate myself. But all I can do is just keep trying to lose weight, keep learning new techniques and just ... I don't know, try to somehow convince her to change her mind. I have a feeling I know what everyone will say, but please do not hesitate to say it. Thank you for listening. Edit: We have broken up. She cried, I cried. It was messy. We're still talking about living situations as this job is very important for her and losing it now would be bad. I feel awful, but once I said put my foot down, saying 'no' came easier. I'm drained, I feel empty. 2 years down the drain. I thought this would make me feel better, but I feel awful. I've ruined her life. But there is something hidden inside me that I enjoyed. For the first time in my life, I have control. I promise I will respond in due time. Thank you all.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 07:41 |
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Nuebot posted:I almost feel bad for that guy, but then he goes out of his way to be insufferable about it all. I'm shorter than he is and most people don't really give a poo poo because I don't give a poo poo. Once you start internalizing that poo poo and blaming all your problems on the fact that you're a hobbit, things start spiraling downward and no one likes you because no one wants to hear you complain about how horrible life is because you're short for the ten thousandth time. Sucks about his dick though, that's like the one advantage of being short. A completely average dong looks way more impressive than it does on a tall guy. It's more than "insufferable", it's abusive to demand someone sever from all their friendships and control what clothes your partner wears.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 07:44 |
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quote:My husband (m/26) and I (f/24) bought toys and since I have used them on him, they haven't been brought out.Relationships we have a great sex life, except for everything
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 07:46 |
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Well at least he stood his ground and didn't stay around after she admitted to wanting a bigger gently caress toy.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 07:46 |
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It was a foreskin around his neck that rolls over his entire head.
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