Tatum Girlparts posted:

yea anime jerk off people are famous for respecting the age of consent

there wolf posted:

UWBW posted:

I would unironically enjoy this terrible table

Trebek posted:

Even my table needs to reflect how godamn metal I am.

jojoinnit posted:

Are the eyes and nose actually cut out from the wood cause if so lol goodbye drink probably several times a week.

Ramos posted:

It at least fulfills my face sitting kink.

jojoinnit posted:

Are the eyes and nose actually cut out from the wood cause if so lol goodbye drink probably several times a week.

there wolf posted:

Pastry of the Year posted:

Illustrator for hire!

Dreddout posted:

Wtf are you doing with your drinks!?

jojoinnit posted:

Placing them on tables that usually don't contain glass size holes. I can just see that "oh poo poo" moment happening several times until you get used to it.

cyberia posted:

This is... good?

Antivehicular posted:

I want to start a really crappy band so that guy can do the covers for our two terrible albums

quote:

I do; fashion sketches, logos, custom lettering, graffiti, caricatures for gifts and designs (*I no longer book events to do caricatures)

sweeperbravo posted:

I wish my sister had her own place/i had a thousand dollars sitting around so i could buy her this

hyperhazard posted:

You reminded me that Magfest is this weekend.



help please hahaha.

Grassy Knowles posted:

If an anonymous bj underneath the bathroom stall is 'small time' oral play, what the gently caress is big time oral play?

Snowy posted:

Oh good lord no it's loving terrible unless

Hugoon Chavez posted:

It's terrible but I don't really see why it belongs in the thread. It's good enough for lovely album covers and 10$ commissions of your D&d Character?

Aesop Poprock posted:

Depressed shirtless king covered in syrup is my original D&D character and I'm going to my lawyers

Intoluene posted:

I'm no scholar of goon lore but I've seriously never heard of this one.

OddOne posted:

I also just fired up NOW for the first time, and am impressed. I think the pink slimes are a needless annoyance, though.

Anyway, am I the only heartless psychopath that likes to build a posse of about twenty fairies and then go find a bunch of foxes? Barring that, gather up a bunch of fairies, equip weapon, and bat the noisy little bitches across the map.

EDIT: Set fairies on fire. Heartless psychopath - level up!

OddOne posted:

Thanks to NOW, I now have a glass-block chamber full of about twenty fairies. Since I literally wrote the book on how to torment fairies, I've been performing various experiments on them. But, alas, I have more of them than experiments given Minecraft's limited toolset in that area, so I'm open to suggestions on what to do with the survivors, ahem, remainder.

I can say that they despawn when out-of-sight unless given a headband of flowers, stay spawned if headbanded as long as you stay within the 81-block mob management radius of Minrcraft, and make a lot of very annoying noises when in close proximity. Also, setting the queen on fire and letting her die that way makes it far easier to capture her flock of groupies.

Finally, I found that replacing fairies' pain and death sounds with actual scream sounds makes for a far creepier experience when, say, setting them on fire with a flint and steel. (If anyone wants those I might bundle 'em for download.)


I've head tell that some consider me heartless. Not sure where they get that idea...

OddOne posted:

Never would've pegged SA as prudish on literature. Oh well.

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Sham bam bamina! posted:

After he got the obvious response:

The page he linked is long gone, and he broke the link anyway when he saw how it was received, but his rap sheet has a quote and a Pastebin archive (remove the period at the end to make it work). I don't recommend reading the story itself, but the self-righteous introduction is pretty great.

hyperhazard posted:

Seriously, don't read it unless you're into torture porn. I went through it back in the day thinking that it was going to be hilariously bad. Instead, it's a dude calling faeries "cutie-pies" as he breaks off their limbs and stuff as they scream.

Dude was seriously hosed up.

Aesop Poprock posted:

You can de-limb things in Minecraft? Or is that just some torture or gore mod

Tatum Girlparts posted:

yea anime jerk off people are famous for respecting the age of consent

Sham bam bamina! posted:

After he got the obvious response:

The page he linked is long gone, and he broke the link anyway when he saw how it was received, but his rap sheet has a quote and a Pastebin archive (remove the period at the end to make it work). I don't recommend reading the story itself, but the self-righteous introduction is pretty great.

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

Sham bam bamina! posted:

After he got the obvious response:

The page he linked is long gone, and he broke the link anyway when he saw how it was received, but his rap sheet has a quote and a Pastebin archive (remove the period at the end to make it work). I don't recommend reading the story itself, but the self-righteous introduction is pretty great.