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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Sand Monster posted:

Is the guy who the caller describes like Eric's enforcer presumably Jon or Jan or however you spell it?

The guy's name is Jerry. You know what to do. You KNOW what to do.

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Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

euphronius posted:

Why would anyone work in radio.

Seriously. When I was in college I did one semester on the college radio station for the fun of it and to meet new people. The radio station had no range and thus no listener base, but the kids working on it took it hilariously seriously. There was so much drama among the people "working" there it was insane. One day they got the afternoon DJ from the local rock station to come in and give a talk and half of the audience rushed the stage to meet him like he was a huge star. I'm sure once that ended he hopped back in his beat up old Camaro and rushed back to the station so he wouldn't be fired from his $30k/year job he worked 20 years to get...

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

The guy's name is Jerry. You know what to do. You KNOW what to do.

Oh, I'm very familiar with Jerry and his antics. I'm wondering who Eric's bodyguard as described in the call was.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Lifespan posted:

Seriously. When I was in college I did one semester on the college radio station for the fun of it and to meet new people. The radio station had no range and thus no listener base, but the kids working on it took it hilariously seriously. There was so much drama among the people "working" there it was insane. One day they got the afternoon DJ from the local rock station to come in and give a talk and half of the audience rushed the stage to meet him like he was a huge star. I'm sure once that ended he hopped back in his beat up old Camaro and rushed back to the station so he wouldn't be fired from his $30k/year job he worked 20 years to get...

A high school buddy (late 80s, early 90s) was a big AV geek and build a radio studio in his basement using staff from Radio Shack. I helped him build a transmitter for a school project and we could actually broadcast about mile away.

He ran the soundboard at his church and got the attention of a program director for a pretty big AM station in the Midwest. The guy took him under his wing and showed him how to produce talks shows and play music and commercials during a real on air shift. Soon they let him do weekend nights, graveyard shifts etc. If was kinda cool because I'd go hang out with him and we'd hassle the drunks that would call and request songs.

Pretty soon he was the producer for a major call in talk show, making really good money and going to college. 5 years after he graduated he left the radio industry because he'd done as much as he could. I guess he had some foresight because Clear Channel started buying up all kinds of stations and firing long time talent.

I ran into him again during a big IT project and he was working as a DBA for IBM.

A few years ago he got an offer to an the Director of IT at an NBC affiliate and now he runs the boards and produces college football and basketball games.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Sand Monster posted:

Oh, I'm very familiar with Jerry and his antics. I'm wondering who Eric's bodyguard as described in the call was.

Definitely Jon/Yawn.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
"Dweezil move back"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kO5ZHzvHeY

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Jon Johnson.

Also something I think was long forgotten about but I'll add in: Eric alluded to being lactose intolerant which obviously isn't a very serious thing but is funny that it was yet another problem on that long list of health issues he had that seemed to stretch a mile long.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Crotch Bat posted:

Jon Johnson.

Also something I think was long forgotten about but I'll add in: Eric alluded to being lactose intolerant which obviously isn't a very serious thing but is funny that it was yet another problem on that long list of health issues he had that seemed to stretch a mile long.

I thought mac & cheese was one of the few things he would even eat.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Yeah but he was eating Kraft Velveeta mac and cheese, I don't think anything dairy related has been put in that.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

JB50 posted:

Mutt is just as much of a scumbag as boots.

Loser had the biggest Stern forums, and a show on 101, and somehow threw it all away.

In hindsight, he should have sold out to Fratto and ran with the money. Then again, the stupid fucker is still calling himself 'Stern Fan Mutt' like that's some kind of accomplishment.

It's hilarious that Howard's ego is so fragile that a loving fan show threatens him. What a goddamn baby.

euphronius posted:

Why would anyone work in radio.

Indeed.

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

Anyway, in 2006 Hogan had sex with Bubbas Ex wife Heather.
Bubba recorded the NUMEROUS times Heather had sex with someone else and had a collection of them. I think the rumor was they ended up at a Bubba radio network yardsale and spice picked them up...the rest is history.

This is the most trashy thing I've ever heard. Who the gently caress lets poo poo like that out of their sight?

Bonzo posted:

He's not wrong and that is what I loved about the show. Bubba allows the trashing and teasing to continue because it's great radio. Manson is the more viscous person if you ask me because his (and Ned's) song parodies are incredible.

Image if someone took 5 minutes said the same kind of things about Howard. He's explode and spend the next 4 hours ranting about everyone should bow down and be happy that they make 25k a year.

I don't think Bubba let anyone on the show crew sleep with Heather, although Spice always teased about it. In some cases I think Bubba thought of Heather as a "premium" that he'd offer people he was trying to impress. Like some people would offer 20 year old scotch or cuban cigars, Bubba would let you have his wife. He also openly talked about threesomes they had with other porn stars and a out Heather's insatiable sex drive.

I think Bubba's illusion of humility came from his low self-esteem and self-worth. He somehow twisted that into some degradation fetish that circled around his wife being dominated by other men. While Howard is a pompous rear end in a top hat who demands respect, we shouldn't give Bubba too much credit here. He had issues, they were just better for radio in the long run. And I do admit, I wish I had his Sirius shows saved somewhere as when they were good they were GOOD. Especially all the crazy stunt stuff.

gently caress, you guys are going to make me look on YouTube for this poo poo, aren't you? Dammit.

Your Gay Uncle posted:

Yeah but he was eating Kraft Velveeta mac and cheese, I don't think anything dairy related has been put in that.

It's mostly plastic and lovely flavoring. You'd think that someone that hosed up would try to enjoy what little they have by making it worthwhile, but that's Eric the Midget for you. Motherfucker came into the world looking like a rag doll that a semi ran over and said 'finer things? gently caress that poo poo, I'm going to have my high school friend wipe my rear end and eat from a dollar store.' No wonder he hung on hold for Stern, that really was the best part of his day. Outside of waiting and see if Dollar General got their discount clown hair coloring in.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
I'm in Oregon does Gary still work at Burgerville? Does he even call in anymore?

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

an adult beverage posted:

I'm in Oregon does Gary still work at Burgerville? Does he even call in anymore?

Yup, though I think he just cleans up the parking lot one night a week (Wednesday)? He doesn't call in a bunch, but he is on the show about once a year. I assume he will be at "The Gathering".

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

This is the only BTLS clip I've ever listened to and it's great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHe4_Xc5FuA

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

beep by grandpa posted:

This is the only BTLS clip I've ever listened to and it's great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHe4_Xc5FuA

Meet Gene Lasker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3sfjL-UhnM&t=114s

Mr Hands Colon
May 7, 2009

requiescant in pace.

Meet Gene Lasker. I beat my wife and like prostitution

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Eugene_Lasker_17029915/

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
9 Hours of Billy West appearances in what seems to be chronological order.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTNlePkuYjw

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

It's hilarious that Howard's ego is so fragile that a loving fan show threatens him. What a goddamn baby.

I don't think Howard was being such a baby when you see what Boots did to Mutt over it. I wouldn't want Boots harassing me either.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Former Human posted:

I don't think Howard was being such a baby when you see what Boots did to Mutt over it. I wouldn't want Boots harassing me either.

Right, but Howard has layers and layers of protection from guys like Joey, and Mutt doesn't. He willingly let Mutt take the fall, probably because he knew that he would do it.

Howard could have let Joey get angry at him, and then used it on the air for material. That's what old Howard would have done.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Squashy Nipples posted:

Right, but Howard has layers and layers of protection from guys like Joey, and Mutt doesn't. He willingly let Mutt take the fall, probably because he knew that he would do it.

Howard could have let Joey get angry at him, and then used it on the air for material. That's what old Howard would have done.

Yeah, what could Boots have actually done to Howard? He could have called the show. Ooh, I'm shaking here. Mutt got hosed on this one.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Someone on reddit said that Mark Wahlberg was booked for the show but cancelled his appearance to go on ESPN instead. Anyone listening to the show this week can confirm? My how times have changed if that's true.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Howard def said Mark was going to be on the show.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

In 1953, near the St. Francis river, I heard a boy say O-Qua Tangin Wann, Qua Omsa, Lagee Won.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

I always thought of the middle portion as "qua umsa"

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012
Uhhhhhh....huh?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...


Mike, how ya doin' big guy?

How are ya, Mike?

Mmmmm?

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Hugh..... Jasooooole

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Squashy Nipples posted:

I always thought of the middle portion as "qua umsa"

I guess I stole that from here, it turns out

kylej posted:

In 1953, near the St. Francis river, I heard a boy say O-Qua Tangin Wann, Qua Omsa, Lagee Won.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Lifespan posted:

Hugh..... Jasooooole

Who said this? I hear this in my near-weekly listen to the Tradio compilation, when they all first start talking about the fake names used.

And George in the background saying "It's like someone calling themselves Liz...........Zards" and no one pays any attention.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

FogHelmut posted:

In 1953, near the St. Francis river, I heard a boy say O-Qua Tangin Wann, Qua Omsa, Lagee Won.

My last words before I die.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Who said this? I hear this in my near-weekly listen to the Tradio compilation, when they all first start talking about the fake names used.

And George in the background saying "It's like someone calling themselves Liz...........Zards" and no one pays any attention.

My first guess is Ham Hands Bill.

Robin's butt cheeks was warm.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

MrMidnight posted:

My first guess is Ham Hands Bill.

Robin's butt cheeks was warm.

Don't worry; he put a chunk of vaseline on the tip of his dick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt4T22-Ws8w&t=162s

edit: Oh jeeze, the "chunk of vaseline" was from a re-record of the original. :blush:

prefect fucked around with this message at 18:14 on Jan 6, 2017

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

No, no, that was one of the fake names they got Riley Martin to read on air.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSVmilfeFBk

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Anyone have any weirdly specific memories tied to the show? Reading "hugh jasshole" from above made me think of the Jay Leno / Ed mcmahon audio book poo poo they did back in I think 2007.

I was playing Half Life 2: Episode 2 in college listening to that that for the first time and I was in this blue underground cave/well area trying to get an elevator to work and I can see this level clear as day every single time I start thinking about Jay Leno saying "rear end in a top hat?"

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Too bad they only do audiobook stuff now when it is a member of their staff. It must be due to Dolly Parton trying to sue them over what they did to her book. "Kenny Rodgers' beard smells like boy cum."

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Lifespan posted:

Too bad they only do audiobook stuff now when it is a member of their staff. It must be due to Dolly Parton trying to sue them over what they did to her book. "Kenny Rodgers' beard smells like boy cum."

Hah, how can you sue over that?

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Zsa Zsa Gabor has mammoth oval office lips.

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747
I had just moved out of my parents house and was living on my own when Howard went to Sirius. I still remember the first day when they were doing the staff revelations, I got a big sandwich and a coke and just sat by my dumb sirius sportster radio to listen to it. I was genuinely excited about it all.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

beep by grandpa posted:

Anyone have any weirdly specific memories tied to the show? Reading "hugh jasshole" from above made me think of the Jay Leno / Ed mcmahon audio book poo poo they did back in I think 2007.

I was playing Half Life 2: Episode 2 in college listening to that that for the first time and I was in this blue underground cave/well area trying to get an elevator to work and I can see this level clear as day every single time I start thinking about Jay Leno saying "rear end in a top hat?"

I got my first walkman for my birthday in 7th grade. I started listening to NYC stations, and I found WNBC shortly after Howard had left. The afternoon replacement guy had some fraud "I was the 5th Beatle" guy on, and was clearly trying to get the callers to harass him... but instead all the callers were ripping on him for being a lovely Stern replacement. The host lost poo poo a few times, it was great.

The next morning I tuned into KROQ on the school bus, and just as Fred was playing a bit: "The Homo Olympics".

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?
I started listening to the show when they moved to Sirius. It was around this time that I got my first ever job (it was a lovely cleaning job that I did to get through college). It was those golden years of the show that got me through some horrible days at work. I used to listen to it on my first ever Mp3 player.

There are three instances where I remember having to excuse myself in work cos I was laughing so hard. I'll always remember that they were -


Nick Di'Paolo's joke during the Artie roast - "Robin was in the Air Force, I thought it was only the Wizard of OZ that let monkeys fly"

A segment about dance crazes like the Twist, where Howard was going to invent a dance based around Anne Frank.

Richard's version of the Monster Mash, called "Robin's Gash".


Man, I would have gone crazy if it weren't the show helping me through some lovely part time jobs. I used to look forward to work because it was the only time I could listen to the show.

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Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

haljordan posted:

Hah, how can you sue over that?

She threatened to sue for defamation over one that said "drat I love n****r cock!" After that, they never played it again (or pretty much any other edited audiobook clip that was not a staff member).

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