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Gaunab posted:Maybe STOP TALKING ABOUT PORN should be added to the thread title. STOP TALKING ABOUT MY rear end
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Leon Einstein posted:Make him wear a condom if jizz makes you cry. He'll also last longer. That would be the solution if she hadn't mentioned talking to him previously about not always being OK with him finishing inside her and him continuing to do it anyway, at this point the solution is breaking up with him because he's a disrespectful shitbag. If he really has such poor control that he can't pull out in time then it's pretty much on him to start using condoms to respect his partner's wishes
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in which the op is unable to say no to her fatass cousin Me [28 F] with my cousin [30 F] known all my life, wants to join my trip to Thailand. But she has a binge eating disorder. quote:I've known my cousin all my life. She is a close person to me. However, I've realized she has a binge eating disorder her entire life. I didn't know it had a name, but I've known it was a huge problem since she was little. She will eat three plates of food whenever she would come over and then eagerly take some to go home even if everyone hasn't finished eating...
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Jan 6, 2017 20:49
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Gaunab posted:Maybe STOP TALKING ABOUT PORN should be added to the thread title. Tell them she cheated, why bother not.
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Prank gone wrong and I need help! I'm 27 years old and my girlfriend of 3 years is also 27. I work at a local news station, and we close out our morning broadcast every Friday with a light hearted, fun story and / or video. Usually has to do with local ties, stories, etc. Now, I work under a news anchor that's pretty arrogant, egotistical, and a lot of people seem to have problems with him. Yet, no matter what he seems to have a pretty secure job for whatever reason. While he and I get along (moreso I'm able to deal with him), my girlfriend cannot stand him, yet is nice to him for my sake. Well today, he decided 30 seconds before we went to air that our final funny story / video was an embarrassing video my girlfriend posted on Facebook the other day. I knew she'd be a little upset, but like a "of course you guys did this" upset. She, of course, was watching at work and instantly texted me freaking out. I told her to calm down it was just a harmless joke. She was upset because she now thinks she's the laughing stock of the entire area. The video wasn't intended as such, and she's blocked my co-workers on Facebook, told me to "gently caress off", and told me to leave her alone and not come home this weekend. I apologized, and tried explaining my self like I am here, but she wouldn't hear of it. So, what do I do now? She's pissed at me, and my co-workers are going to be complaining, and probably calling her names saying she can't take a joke, and upset she blocked them. I'm really stuck here. Even though it wasn't my call to air the video, and I thought it was harmless fun she'd get a chuckle out of...here I am stuck in a terrible place. My anxiety isn't helping matters either. TD;DR: Co-Worker and I played a public prank on my gf thinking she'd get a laugh out of it, she got pissed, told me not to come home, blocked my co-workers on Facebook...now they're upset with her for being petty...and here I am stuck smack dab in the middle.
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Jan 6, 2017 20:52
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Like a prank, or a "prank"? You know, those things where you do something incredibly lovely to someone, but you yell, it is a prank!!
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Jan 6, 2017 20:54
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the lack of detail on the video is telling, and im betting its not lighthearted or harmless.
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Jan 6, 2017 20:56
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WoodrowSkillson posted:the lack of detail on the video is telling, and im betting its not lighthearted or harmless. Yeah this was my first thought too, that's a pretty important thing to forget to mention
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Jan 6, 2017 20:57
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Prank gone wrong and I need help! I need to know what was on the video to determine if this dude has a salvageable relationship at all. Also, if you yell "It's a prank!" after doing anything, nobody can get mad at you. It's that one weird trick that doctors hate.
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Jan 6, 2017 20:57
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I'm desperately searching to see if comments provide more info about the video, but I can't find the story. Why aren't we allowed to link to them again? Linking isn't touching the poop.
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Jan 6, 2017 20:58
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On the one hand, pranks are stupid and garbage, on the other hand she posted the video herself on Facebook. How bad could it have been if she was already making it pseudo available publicly
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Jan 6, 2017 20:58
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I think the best way to surprise your partner is to publicly humiliate them without asking if it's okay
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Jan 6, 2017 21:01
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Tolkien minority posted:in which the op is unable to say no to her fatass cousin oh this reminds me of a series of stories written about this fat coworker who obviously had some sort of food/anxiety disorder.
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Jan 6, 2017 21:03
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Dial-a-Dog posted:On the one hand, pranks are stupid and garbage, on the other hand she posted the video herself on Facebook. How bad could it have been if she was already making it pseudo available publicly It sounds like they normally close with something cute though, like a video of kittens or a heartwarming story about balloons, not making fun of a coworkers wife eating poo poo on pavement or whatever
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Jan 6, 2017 21:04
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WoodrowSkillson posted:the lack of detail on the video is telling, and im betting its not lighthearted or harmless. earlier in the thread there was a guy complaining about his girlfriend incessantly "pranking" him by doing things like plugging up his tail pipe and making the bathtub super slick. She was definitely trying to kill him.
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Jan 6, 2017 21:05
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I assume as well that a lot of them are submissions from the viewers whereas in this case it sounds like they just took the video off of Facebook which only her friends had access to and then made it public which would probably make most people uncomfortable I would think
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Jan 6, 2017 21:08
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My parents [60's M/F] told me [32F] they don't love my nephews [6/8 M] as much as my kids because they're biracial My parents have three kids, me [32F], my sister "Rachel" [28F], and our older brother "Ralph" [35M]. We're a typical WASP family from New England. Ralph was never the golden child, despite being the oldest and only son- he didn't like sports and had a more gentle personality, which was completely unacceptable in our Dad's eyes. They clashed quite often while we were growing up, which lead to resentment on both sides. Ralph went across country for university when he was 20, and barely contacted us for the five years he was gone. When he came back for Christmas and a few weeks for summer, he wouldn't tell us anything about how his life was, how his program was going, if he made any new friends, or if he was dating someone. When he finally returned to NE after he got his Bachelor's, he brought his girlfriend, a woman originally from China named "Lisa", with him. Lisa spoke English well, but was very quiet and withdrawn and didn't speak to anyone but Ralph casually. My parents thought she was stuck up, but Rachel gave her space and took time to befriend her. She opened up to us and became a great friend. I was often concerned about how Ralph treated her- he didn't seem abusive to her, but he barely paid her any attention or affection. When I asked Lisa about this, she said that Ralph was just shy and didn't like public displays of affection, but she knew he loved her and treated her well. Just two years after we met her, Ralph proposed to Lisa and they were married. Soon after, she gave birth to their first son, an adorable boy named "Kevin". Two years later they had another son (also adorable) "Keiran". My parents never approved of their relationship, but the birth of their first grandsons seemed to warm their hearts, or at least my mother's. Soon I got married and started a family of my own, and Rachel got married four years after me. My and Rachel's husbands are also locals, so our parents greatly approved of our relationships. We were worried that they might show this behavior to Lisa, Ralph and their kids, but Mom always shut us down whenever we tried to talk about it. For the most part, Kevin and Keiran seem like happy, healthy, rambunctious little boys. Lisa stopped working after Kevin was born, but she keeps her time busy helping out Mom around the house when she isn't taking care of her own. She and Mom seemed to get along great now, but Dad still was indifferent to her at best. My husband and I live not far from my family home with our three children, "Elliot"[5M], "Kelly"[3.5F], and "Finn"[1M]. Rachel lives a city over from us and is currently pregnant with her first child, a boy. We were all over at Mom and Dad's place for a NYE celebration. All the kids (except Finn of course) were trying their best to stay up for midnight, but poor Keiran had been struggling with a cough so he and his parents had to go home early. After they left, Dad seemed to get more excited (he was drinking all night), took Elliot and Kelly aside and told them that if they could stay up to midnight, they'd each get a present. He told me he got one for Finn too, a cute little stuffed dinosaur, as well as a similar toy for Rachel's boy. I told him that I'd drop the presents he got for Kevin and Keiran tomorrow, but he said that he "forgot" to get them anything. I thought this was weird but let it slide. Soon after midnight the kids were asleep in the guest room with their new toys, and all the adults were in the living room talking. Dad was well on his way to getting wasted, and Mom seemed a little tipsy too. They seemed to be in a good mood until Rachel brought up a vacation that Lisa and Ralph were planning to go on in the spring, and my Mom exploded. She went on about how Lisa was always so nosey and wouldn't leave her alone in her own home, and made her house stink with all the "weird food" she'd cook. Rachel, our husbands, and I were absolutely shocked by her outburst, when Dad joined in. He called Ralph a loser for having to resort to marrying a foreigner, and that he felt embarrassed to be seen with his "chink grandkids" and was ashamed that they would be the ones to carry on his family name. We were so shocked we didn't know what to say during the tirade. Rachel excused herself a she and her husband headed back home. My husband was getting the kids settled in the car when my Dad took me aside and thanked me for having kids "that actually look like [me]". I left and haven't returned any of their calls since. I don't know what to do. Should I tell Lisa and Ralph about what my parents said? Should I cut all contact with them, or am I being selfish and denying my kids the opportunity to know their maternal grandparents? tl;dr: My parents are racist towards my brother's Chinese wife and their biracial grandkids
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food court bailiff posted:Pick is literally just saying that advertising works, on a subconscious level, and influences your behavior. That's completely absurd to argue against. Playing CoD doesn't make you go out and shoot people, but it absolutely influences your behavior in the short term to be far more assertive. softcore european porn is essential to the healthy development of teenage males
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Jan 6, 2017 21:10
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54 40 or gently caress posted:I assume as well that a lot of them are submissions from the viewers whereas in this case it sounds like they just took the video off of Facebook which only her friends had access to and then made it public which would probably make most people uncomfortable I would think Yeah. The story mentions her blocking his coworkers after the incident, so this seems likely. I'm guessing the news anchor has no notion of boundaries or doesn't care, and the boyfriend was probably not in a position to tell his boss not to do it.
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Jan 6, 2017 21:10
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My fav is still the guy who poured the spiders all over his gf who has a crippling fear of them and thought that would be a good "prank"
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Jan 6, 2017 21:11
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Ride The Gravitron posted:tl;dr: My parents are racist towards my brother's Chinese wife and their biracial grandkids dad racist, so what
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Jan 6, 2017 21:14
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Searching "prank" on that subreddit is incredibly productive, and enraging My [19F] friend [20M] thought it was "funny" to tamper with my birth control for a future prank! quote:I take birth control for several reasons: protection and to regulate my periods. I'm very strict with taking the pill on time as I set an alarm and have never missed a dosage.
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Jan 6, 2017 21:14
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Searching "prank" on that subreddit is incredibly productive, and enraging What the fuuuuck. Don't talk to him about it! Just dump him! What a loving idiot that guy is!
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54 40 or gently caress posted:I assume as well that a lot of them are submissions from the viewers whereas in this case it sounds like they just took the video off of Facebook which only her friends had access to and then made it public which would probably make most people uncomfortable I would think Even if she did originally have it as publicly viewable or w/e it doesn't really matter. There's a big difference between uploading something yourself where you're doing something stupid or embarrassing so people can laugh with you vs someone else doing it so people can laugh at you.
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Jan 6, 2017 21:17
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It's reverse psychology, giving birth control to men makes it so they *can* get pregnant.
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Ride The Gravitron posted:My parents [60's M/F] told me [32F] they don't love my nephews [6/8 M] as much as my kids because they're biracial Op and her brother and sister should just cut their parents out of their lives. Gaunab fucked around with this message at 21:22 on Jan 6, 2017 |
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Gaunab posted:Op and her brother and sister should just cute their parents out of their lives. Yeah with kittens and puppies or something.
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7 years ago when I [17M] was preparing for college at 17 I was trying to find scholarships. I applied to a scholarship run by a local family using money from a man in the family who was very wealthy. They eventually announced that a girl from our town had won and I thought nothing of it. My brother [27M] is now in AA and is "making amends." He admitted to me that I won the contest. He said that an old teacher of his was on the scholarship board and saw him at the store, and brought it up to him assuming we knew. But we didn't know as the letter hadn't come in the mail yet. But after she said something he knew, and when the letter came he took it. He was mad at me at the time (now he doesn't even remember why) and says that he responded to the letter thanking them but telling them I had received a full ride scholarship to the school of my choice and no longer needed funding. He gave them his own cell phone number and said they could call him with any questions. He says they did and he just convinced them I didn't need the scholarship and they should give it to someone else, so they did. He admits it was lovely of him but doesn't seem to think it was a big deal. He doesn't even see the value of the money lost because I still got to go to college, but the difference was that I ended up 40k in debt with student loans. I still owe 35k and the interest is counting. The scholarship would have paid out a total of 45k over the course of my college education as long as I maintained minimum grades. His prank cost me tens of thousands of dollars. I know he's in AA and the goal is to make amends and fix relationships, but this honestly makes me never want to see him again. I spent college SO incredibly stressed over money and this could have solved so much of it, and he did this over something he can't even remember now. Where do I go from here? Am I "supposed to" let this go? Sorry this is kind of a rant, I don't really know what I'm asking other than just general advice of how this should affect my relationship with him. I feel like I don't want any relationship with him at all now but I know I might regret that years down the road. tl;dr: My brother was mad at me and did something that caused me to lose tens of thousands of dollars. He's admitting it now as part of AA. How do I keep a relationship with him when I've never been more angry with someone in my life? Should I even try?
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ArbitraryC posted:oh this reminds me of a series of stories written about this fat coworker who obviously had some sort of food/anxiety disorder. Do tell? 
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Jan 6, 2017 21:20
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Oh my god that one has been posted before, and we all agreed she should murder her brother. I got just as mad re-reading it as I did the first time.
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Jan 6, 2017 21:21
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We had that one before everybody was righteously pissed and agreed that murder wasn't out of the question
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Eldred posted:Do tell? https://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplestories/comments/248rr8/the_caterham_tales_part_i_the_first_shift/ If you scroll down through the comments you can find a bot or something that compiled the stories.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Searching "prank" on that subreddit is incredibly productive, and enraging I was just about to post that I started searching "prank" on the sub after that lovely news prank hahaha quote:
The ol "trap someone in an extremely painful situation" prank, a classic among those who love each other
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im gonna start randomly punching people in the face and then get really offended when they punch back cause "it was just a prank bro!"
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Dial-a-Dog posted:I was just about to post that I started searching "prank" on the sub after that lovely news prank hahaha lol she def deserved a slap for that
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Dial-a-Dog posted:The ol "trap someone in an extremely painful situation" prank, a classic among those who love each other Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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ok I feel like I've seen this one before too, but still. This dude definitely just watched Fargo for the first time. Me [22F] with my boyfriend [23M] of 4 years, he pretend to break in to our house as a prank and I got hurt I guess I'll just jump right in to the story of what happened yesterday. It was around 4:30 and I was relaxing on the couch watching some Netflix on the TV. It's the type of couch that has a built in recliner on one seat, and I was sitting on that seat and had the recliner out. I work as an educational assistant at a nearby elementary school, so I'm almost always home by around 3:30. My boyfriend, on the other hand, typically comes home around 6. So at 4:30 I definitely wasn't expecting him. So I'm chilling and watching Netflix when I hear what sounds like a the window in the kitchen being opened. In situations like this I always freeze up, so I just sat there panicking on the inside but too freaked out to even move. I heard what was definitely the sound of movement in the kitchen, followed by the window being shut and then footsteps coming towards me. I was still frozen at that point but also utterly terrified and staring at the doorway from the kitchen to the living room. The footsteps keep getting closer, and then out of the doorway comes a man dressed in all black, wearing a black mask and holding a rope in his hands. That was enough to make me unfreeze, so I stood up to run away but in my panic I tripped over the recliner and took a pretty bad fall. I'm hyperventilating and scrambling to get back up and run away, and it's then that I hear my boyfriend's voice call out "are you okay?" And I realize that the masked intruder was him. I have never in my life felt so relieved and so angry at the same time. He was super worried and apologetic and got me to a hospital right away, as I was having pretty severe pain in my foot. It turns out my ankle broke when I fell. My boyfriend is pretty much devastated that this happened. He explained that he knows I love Halloween and am interested in horror movies and true crime and all that stuff, so he thought this would be a silly/scary prank to get me in the Halloween spirit. He did not in anyway forsee it going wrong, and he feels so bad. My Fitbit usually records over 10,000 steps per shift when I work. I walk a lot throughout the day, so this broken ankle is going to be a huge inconvenience to me. My boyfriend realizes this and has been apologizing like crazy. He even cried when the doctor told us my ankle was broken. He's absolutely torn up over this, and I don't know how to feel. On the one hand I'm furious that he would prank me this way. When I saw him standing in the doorway, I quite literally thought I was about to die. I can't stress enough how absolutely terrified I was. On the other hand, I see how bad he feels and it doesn't seem fair to be mad at him when he's already so upset. How on earth should I handle this? tl;dr: My boyfriend dressed in all black with a rope and pretended to break in to our house. I thought I was going to die and broke my ankle trying to run away and now my bf feels really bad and I don't know what to do
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quote:My [21f] boyfriend [21M] leg is literally black, blue yellow and purple as well as swollen after he fell down the stairs. He does not want to go to the doctor
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