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Lil Mama Im Sorry
Oct 14, 2012

I'M BACK AND I'M SCARIN' WHITE FOLKS

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

Hey K:


This one's from 2017, but it's also Film Of The Year 2017.

KLF 01 01 2017 WTF FOUND VHS

I thought this was gonna be the UFO sighting video that just came out, but im down with an Illuminatus!-inspired short

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K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
My worst Cronenberg (but I have not seen A Dangerous Method) is Maps to the Stars, but it's the same scenario as Boogey - it's not because Maps is bad, it's just that, say, Cosmopolis is already really, really loving good.

Some other personal favs:

- Fast Company (same year as The Brood, nice kitschy power-fantasy complement)
- M. Butterfly (actually, that's probably my favorite, or tied with Dead Ringers)
- Spider

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

K. Waste posted:

My worst Cronenberg (but I have not seen A Dangerous Method) is Maps to the Stars, but it's the same scenario as Boogey - it's not because Maps is bad, it's just that, say, Cosmopolis is already really, really loving good.

Some other personal favs:

- Fast Company (same year as The Brood, nice kitschy power-fantasy complement)
- M. Butterfly (actually, that's probably my favorite, or tied with Dead Ringers)
- Spider

I finally saw Fast Company recently, that one's a lot of fun.

I loved Maps to the Stars (although, yeah, probably not as much as Cosmopolis). I owe it a rewatch now that Carrie Fisher died.

Safety Factor
Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer
Does Nightbreed count? He didn't direct it, but Cronenberg had a major role.

Nightbreed sucks.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

LesterGroans posted:

A History of Violence deserves to fight it out with Mulholland Drive on those Best Films of the 21st Century lists. I think Viggo turns in one of the greatest performances of all-time in that.

They're both really good movies but A History of Violence doesn't stand a loving chance in that contest.

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
That boy ain't right...

should I watch dead ringers or m butterfly tonight with all this cronnyberg talk

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Nightbreed is Clive Barker's worst movie which is to say it's an A-.

Gorman Thomas posted:

That boy ain't right...

should I watch dead ringers or m butterfly tonight with all this cronnyberg talk

Dead Ringers. M. Butterfly's not bad but Dead Ringers is a knockout.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

Nightbreed is Clive Barker's worst movie which is to say it's an A-.

Define "Clive Barker movie."

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Tuxedo Catfish posted:

Define "Clive Barker movie."

The three movies he directed (Hellraiser, Nightbreed, and Lord of Illusions)

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Gorman Thomas posted:

That boy ain't right...

should I watch dead ringers or m butterfly tonight with all this cronnyberg talk

I read the play for M. Butterfly and it's solid. Would love to see the original Broadway performance with John Lithgow as the french diplomat.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer

Safety Factor posted:

Does Nightbreed count? He didn't direct it, but Cronenberg had a major role.

Nightbreed sucks.

What the hell?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

CPL593H posted:

I've heard this before but I find it to be more of a stereotype than a real thing. I've probably never mention it here before but I'm actually gay in real life.

Fair enough, I'll scratch the "it's universal" from now on. I don't mean to offend. I only say it because it actually has been my experience with the gay friends I know.

Carly Gay Dead Son
Aug 27, 2007

Bonus.

Skwirl posted:

I read the play for M. Butterfly and it's solid. Would love to see the original Broadway performance with John Lithgow as the french diplomat.

It was John Lithgow and BD Wong iirc :swoon:

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Budgie Jumping posted:

It was John Lithgow and BD Wong iirc :swoon:

drat, that would have been amazing.

Edit: Found a clip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=040OgeqmIY8

Lil Mama Im Sorry
Oct 14, 2012

I'M BACK AND I'M SCARIN' WHITE FOLKS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkUTGpegZN0

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
The amount of advertising I'm seeing for the new Underworld movie, relative to the amount of showings its getting, is blowing my mind.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Night Mind was Dickeye. What was "Jeff approaches the Clown"?

no i got night mind from jenny i think, or maybe axelblaze. it was someone talking about his This House Has People In It video, which was cool but didn't really prepare me for how actually smart and good Nick is

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Underworld? More like Blunderworld!

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy

Hostile V posted:

Oh poo poo that's right, this video. Pretty sure it was Jenny.

weekly font posted:

Night Mind was you wasn't it?

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

no i got night mind from jenny i think

I was seriously not prepared for the extent of this

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

Nightbreed is Clive Barker's worst movie which is to say it's an A-.


God's an astronaut

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Jenny Angel posted:

I was seriously not prepared for the extent of this

you cut out the part where i wasn't sure which of you fuckers it was! i just remember what the video being discussed was that lead me to him

Glamorama26
Sep 14, 2011

All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit, but look great.
I'm hungover and half watching Tv and the new XXX trailer was on and I think Vin Diesel was driving a motorcycle through a wave to the bottom of the ocean

Lil Mama Im Sorry
Oct 14, 2012

I'M BACK AND I'M SCARIN' WHITE FOLKS
I attribute most good things in my life to Jenny

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:

I attribute most good things in my life to Jenny

So does Tommy Tutone

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Glamorama26 posted:

I'm hungover and half watching Tv and the new XXX trailer was on and I think Vin Diesel was driving a motorcycle through a wave to the bottom of the ocean

Not a Hoax! Not an Imaginary Story!

Safety Factor
Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer
To clarify a little bit, I really like the set design and costume work that went into Nightbreed. I even love the fact it's set in Calgary and what that says about the city. I just think it's a bad movie.

Lil Mama Im Sorry
Oct 14, 2012

I'M BACK AND I'M SCARIN' WHITE FOLKS
The Chapo reading corner on Ross Douthat is just as great as the Ben Shapiro stuff

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

Samuel Clemens posted:

The Fly teaches women that their creepy stalker ex-boyfriend is actually a good guy if you give him a second chance, while the seemingly nice man who treats you with respect will turn out to be a hideous monster. Also, deformed people are not deserving of love and compassion.

Young Jeff Goldblum is dreamy, though. :swoon:

I don't think that's the moral of the movie.

Cronenberg chat has got me rewatching Videodrome and I feel bad that James Woods mind was also warped by televised perversion in real life.

edit: M. Butterfly is way underrated and I actually like it a whole lot more than Dead Ringers.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
tonight, i'm playing frog fractions 2

hail. satan.

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

TrixRabbi posted:

I don't think that's the moral of the movie.

I may have been a tad facetious.

TrixRabbi posted:

Cronenberg chat has got me rewatching Videodrome and I feel bad that James Woods mind was also warped by televised perversion in real life.

I thought Woods was always fairly conservative, he just didn't bring it up very often until recently.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
The Modular Body is so dope.

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~

Safety Factor posted:

To clarify a little bit, I really like the set design and costume work that went into Nightbreed. I even love the fact it's set in Calgary and what that says about the city. I just think it's a bad movie.

I can appreciate that Clive Barker was going for something completely different in Nightbreed, but you're right, it's not very good.

Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:

The Chapo reading corner on Ross Douthat is just as great as the Ben Shapiro stuff

Ross Douthat was the best of the Chapo Reading Series until CALEB. THE 10 KRACKLE COMMANDMENTS

Lil Mama Im Sorry
Oct 14, 2012

I'M BACK AND I'M SCARIN' WHITE FOLKS
Watching people embrace the CIA is sickening

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

TrixRabbi posted:

Cronenberg chat has got me rewatching Videodrome and I feel bad that James Woods mind was also warped by televised perversion in real life.

James Woods mind was warped by cocaine because he loves cocaine

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

Samuel Clemens posted:

I thought Woods was always fairly conservative, he just didn't bring it up very often until recently.

Videodrome is actually about the right to bear arms and to store them in our abdomens.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
I know y'all are real suspicious that ASMR is just some kind of weird fetish, but I swear to god that Heather Feather's videos are legit fascinating: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yShUd0WQ-70

She really puts the extra effort into her poo poo, a lot of them are just sound sensation and trigger videos, but every once and a while she posts something that, like, has a very carefully thought out narrative, like this one, which is tinged with bits of sci-fi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRMtiYQaRzs&t=191s

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

Death to Videodrome. Long live the New Flesh.

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
The new Underworld came out in my part of the world like 2 months ago, and I didn't hear about it til just now.

Also Last of 2016: Gods of Egypt (2016)
First of 2016: Casino (1995)

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Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
I love the hosed up relationships in Cronenberg films, they make me uncomfortable. He and Peter Greenaway are both so great at exploring cruelty and control, they're almost a yin-yang, nestling together in a gleefully clinical circle of rape, tumors, and psychological damage.

LesterGroans posted:

For some reason I find Steve Jobs really rewatchable.

Aaron Sorkin's writing is really fun, people dunk on him for his stagey writing but I'll take that over whatever David O Russell does.

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