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Streak posted:What would you do? Am I being completely selfish? Who the hell actually likes tribal tattoos besides frat Bros? A sentimental tattoo is a great reason for one instead of another awful tramp stamp or random Chinese characters. Plus his idea sounds awesome.
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Jan 7, 2017 13:00
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Streak posted:I found a page about talking your husband out of a bad tattoo in our computer's history when I was looking for something else. this is hilarious
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Jan 7, 2017 13:11
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Streak posted:There is a sentimental tattoo I want to get, and have wanted for a long time... it is a little cheesy. Growing up my Dad and I really bonded over The Lion King. He called me Simba. I still give him Lion King themed cards for his birthday, Father's Day etc. I was born female and transitioned to male, so it had special meaning to me that we had a father/son connection from the start. Awe, he should really get it. It's not big and very non offensive
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I [28F] just caught my bf [25M] watching porn. I don't know what to do It happened last night. I caught up watching a porn video on his computer. I got really angry and started screaming. He tried to act innocent and I wound up slugging him in the eye really hard. He yelped in pain and put his hand over his eye and started running and I pursued him as far as the door screaming things I don't even remember. Now he just texted me saying he's sorry and he wants to talk it out when I'm calmer. I don't know what to do. I don't want to lose the relationship, but this felt like a serious betrayal of trust. tl;dr: Just caught my bf watching porn and I don't know what to do
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Jan 7, 2017 14:41
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Nah, its fine sweetie. It was just HBO
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From /r/legaladvice: Me and my 2 dogs just hosed up 2 intruders TXquote:Two guys casually walked into my apartment. My battle station is on the same wall as the entry door but about 10 feet back from it. I had my headphones on playing competitive overwatch and i heard my dogs going crazy. They typically bark whenever someone walks near the door but i heard them snarling...so thinking thinking they are fighting each other which rarely they do i abondon my match to break it up. My dogs have the two men pinned against the closed door so i just started to swing. As soon as I did my dogs attacked which i didnt expect since they are labs. The dudes were not talking english but were fighting back. Some how the door got open and me and my dogs and the two intruders were in the hallway. My neighbors called the police. My neighbor who called the police ( i dont even know him) had a pistol and held the two dudes there by gun point until they arrived. Police told me the two intruders had warrants but not much else. I called my friend already who does felony prosecutuing in my country but not sure if i should do anything else from here to protect myself? I am still shaking. Wish my wife was home she probably wont believe this happened. Was going to post this in the STDH thread but holy gently caress those edits.
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My(28f) controlling parents are destroying my life... This all started 2 months ago. I (28F)broke up with my ex(23M) and had no choice but to move back in with my parents. I had no job and no source of income, along with bills and a car loan that my ex was taking care of while we were together. My parents are extremely controlling people both from a third world country. They do not understand entrepreneurship and have zero respect for anyone who doesn't work a traditional 9-5 job. My parents forced me to file a restraining order against my ex, claiming they were afraid he would come find and harm me because I took the car that we were sharing together (the car and loan are both under my name). Shortly after that they forced me to file ch. 7 bankruptcy because they went back on their promise to help me with my bills and car loan while I searched for a job. After the worst two months enduring the most depressing holiday and New year feeling trapped and hopeless, I finally got a job offer last week. I start on Monday. My bankruptcy court date is on Wednesday. Now my parents tell me that they refuse to cosign with me for a lease car (which they also promised they would do upon me moving back into their house). They lied to me about EVERYTHING and in the process have destroyed what was left of my life... rendering me literally HELPLESS with zero credit and trapped living in their house. I am so angry and depressed.. borderline suicidal thoughts going through my head. I feel sick, livid and disgusted. I wish I could just DIE. They lied to me about everything, once again controlling my life like they did all throughout my childhood up until I was able to move out for college. I'm literally devastated. I haven't paid any of my bills in 2 months because of this ridiculous bankruptcy my parents have forced me to file. Thing parents are content watching my credit plummet and knowing that I have zero financial control over my own life.. which gives them full power now that I live under their roof. I don't want to go to my bankruptcy court date on Wednesday. I don't want to live in this piece of poo poo house where they control my entire life with their lies and third world mentality. I'm so lost and hopeless. I don't know what to do or who to turn to. I need to get the gently caress out of here!!!! tldr; Broke-up with my ex and moved back in with my controlling parents. parents went back on their promises, refusing to cosign for a car lease and help me pay my bills while I looked for a new job. They Forced me to file restraining order against My ex and forcing me to file bankruptcy. My life is ruined. Want to die. Don't know what to do.
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Ride The Gravitron posted:I [28F] just caught my bf [25M] watching porn. I don't know what to do Wow. Granos that terrible woman
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Danaru posted:From /r/legaladvice: Me and my 2 dogs just hosed up 2 intruders TX This guy is going to have an internet-fame induced break down like the Kony 2012 guy, only it'll be from a couple hundred 'likes' or whatever on reddit Internet fame: Achieved.
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[29/M] I was dumped for being "too nice" again. Are there girls out there that like nice guys? Let me start by saying I've never been that great at getting girls. I've only been with 4 throughout my life and I was the one who got dumped in all of them. I'm a good looking guy with a good job. I work in law enforcement which is usually a job women find attractive. The problem is I'm usually pretty shy around girls I don't know so it gets kind of hard for me to talk to them. Anyway out of the 4 girls I've been with only one has ever been a long relationship, almost 4 years. All the rest fizzled out after only a couple of months. All 3 of these short flings ended with the girl telling me I was a great guy but I was just too nice. What can I say, I like to treat girls I'm with well and do nice things for them. I get absolutely no joy out of being a jerk. After the second time I told myself I would start being more of a jerk, but once I started seeing this most recent girl, I just couldn't bring myself to do it. We were getting along great, we hung out all the time, and she kept telling me how much she liked me. What makes even less sense to me was that she said she was coming off of a long abusive relationship. Thought she would appreciate being treated well, but after only a month, I was dumped again and given the same excuse. Are there girls out there that actually like nice guys or am I doomed to be forever single? I just don't think I have it in me to be the bad boy.
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Khazar-khum posted:Before she knows it, she'll be the 40-year-old broad with the faded tattoos and bad teeth at the end of the bar, grasping at any guy that comes near. "Make me feel alive again!" Hey there, baby. Wanna emotionally and financially support a fat manchild? Yes? Allllriiiight.
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Nice guys would be less annoying to women if they stopped asking permission to do every little thing. That's actually what women are complaining about with nice guys. Constantly asking "Do you mind if I go to the store?" "Can I go out with my friends on Friday or do we have plans?" "Should I have another beer?". poo poo gets exhausting to women.
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Ride The Gravitron posted:I [28F] just caught my bf [25M] watching porn. I don't know what to do Physical abuse is keen!
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Danaru posted:From /r/legaladvice: Me and my 2 dogs just hosed up 2 intruders TX It took me a moment to realise he meant arrest warrants not search warrants. I thought he and his dogs beat up some cops for a minute there.
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Nice guys would be less annoying to women if they stopped asking permission to do every little thing. And the constant, constant, constant asking of "Are you okay?"
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My guess is this nice guy is coming on super strong and clingy super early.I'd like to see examples of how he is so nice
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I (28f) have a huge double standard about myself and my boyfriend (28m), need help overcoming it.quote:Throwaway because I'm so ashamed and mad at myself for this. I'm on mobile so I can use a throwaway so please forgive weird formatting. Top post: quote:So you had/have a rage problem allegedly triggered by anxiety, and now that your boyfriend is going through a rough patch with his mental health, you're being mean and abrasive to him about it. 
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r/relationships: Is it possible that you're just an rear end in a top hat?
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Ride The Gravitron posted:I [28F] just caught my bf [25M] watching porn. I don't know what to do sometimes i feel like this thread filled the hole daytime television left in my life.
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Sisal Two-Step posted:sometimes i feel like this thread filled the hole daytime television left in my life. Help reddit I assaulted my boyfriend over nothing. It's totally his fault, though and I don't want to lose him, what do I do??
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Jan 7, 2017 16:22
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Gluten Freeman posted:
Did everyone else picture a haggard looking Slavic couple while reading this? Sounds like she's a real Balkans-buster
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Sperghetti posted:Did everyone else picture a haggard looking Slavic couple while reading this? Sounds like she's a real Balkans-buster I wasnt before but now all I can think is shes furious he blew the months potato budget on more addidas track pants.
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Sperghetti posted:Did everyone else picture a haggard looking Slavic couple while reading this? Sounds like she's a real Balkans-buster
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"You are too nice" is the polite way of saying that he is a weenie. Being a weenie is a problem because it means she knows that she's going to have to make all the decisions all of the time and basically drag him through life.
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Pick posted:"You are too nice" is the polite way of saying that he is a weenie. Being a weenie is a problem because it means she knows that she's going to have to make all the decisions all of the time and basically drag him through life. Its that catch-22 where if the girl is honest and direct, the "Nice Guy" flips out on them for being a bitch. And if they are polite and dance around it to spare their feelings, the "Nice Guy" flips out on them for being a dumb bitch that doesn't value niceness.
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Remember that forum where people married to autists talked about their miserable life and breakdowns? Here's the start of chapter 2.quote:My [26 F] husband [25M] is unhappy with a promotion I got at our workplace.
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Jan 7, 2017 18:00
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As someone who smokes (well, vapes) weed multiple times a day, smoking a half ounce in a day is INSANE. A half ounce lasts me like 2 weeks. I don't even know how you would do it.
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Dienes posted:Its that catch-22 where if the girl is honest and direct, the "Nice Guy" flips out on them for being a bitch. And if they are polite and dance around it to spare their feelings, the "Nice Guy" flips out on them for being a dumb bitch that doesn't value niceness. The way I see it, it is like being on a team at work. Your team gets assigned a project. You make a suggestion for the project, and everybody thinks it's a great idea. You feel good. No one else has any ideas, but that's ok, you have another idea, and everybody agrees that it's great! All right, you are on a roll. But, eventually you realize, that no one else is ever suggesting anything. They just do whatever you say. Suddenly, you realize that you're the one who got conned. You've been doing everybody else's job! You can't really call them on it, because all this time they've been complimenting you on how smart you are. Everything that happened up to that point happened with your consent. But they are not doing you any good, are they?
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that's an incredible amount of weed holy poo poo disregarding the rest of the story, which, yikes
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WampaLord posted:As someone who smokes (well, vapes) weed multiple times a day, smoking a half ounce in a day is INSANE. i mean if you smoke blunts or fat joints its really not difficult at all
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Tolkien minority posted:i mean if you smoke blunts or fat joints its really not difficult at all in one evening?!?
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WampaLord posted:As someone who smokes (well, vapes) weed multiple times a day, smoking a half ounce in a day is INSANE. Fullhouse posted:that's an incredible amount of weed holy poo poo lol, just lol it's 9am and i've been through an eighth
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psh half an ounce look at all the goons with baby lungs itt
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WampaLord posted:in one evening?!? 420 SWAGLORD posted:lol, just lol
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420 SWAGLORD posted:lol, just lol Man, you should switch to vaping and save so much money.
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La Brea Carpet posted:Remember that forum where people married to autists talked about their miserable life and breakdowns? Here's the start of chapter 2. Why did you marry an IT guy with dreams of being a train time table calculator?
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My friends and I tried to smoke an epic amount of weed one time when I was a teenager (and that was iirc a half ounce split between six or so people lol). Nobody really felt any additional effects after the fourth or fifth bowl - smoking pot can only get you so high. What that guy did was the equivalent of binge eating from stress.
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One time I took a kilo of jazz cabbage to the smoke zone because I'm the king weed man 420
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Danaru posted:One time I took a kilo of jazz cabbage to the smoke zone because I'm the king weed man 420 same
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