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Danaru posted:One time I took a kilo of jazz cabbage to the smoke zone because I'm the king weed man 420 I'd like you to know that I have also had sex. With a girl.
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Nice guys would be less annoying to women if they stopped asking permission to do every little thing. In my young years I was a quintessential "nice guy" and one my biggest epiphanies in dealing with women was that a lot of times it doesn't matter what the choice is (where to go, what to eat, etc), the other party just wants something chosen. I learned to stop probing so much about whether poo poo was ok or not and just go "how about X?" with the first thing I thought of. Same advice might apply in a reverse/same gender scenario, idk because I'll never have that perspective.
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Barudak posted:Why did you marry an IT guy with dreams of being a train time table calculator? A lot of the reasons they give are pretty much the same. They're actually trying to make a good decision. At first, these guys seem really stable. "Sure, he is not very exciting, but he's a good provider. It's a good situation for having kids and raising a family." That's the logic. But then you realize that you are suicidal, and he keeps talking to you about Winston Churchill
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Jan 7, 2017 18:26
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quote:My [28 F] boyfriend [29 M] is a pothead who spends all his money on weed, lives at home with his parents and doesn't care about anything/anyone b-b-blaze it bro!
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Jan 7, 2017 18:26
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420 SWAGLORD posted:b-b-blaze it bro! What a catch
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Jan 7, 2017 18:29
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I think that womans boyfriend is Matthew Mccoughnahey's character in Failure to Launch. Sorry lady, if you werent paid to make him fall in love with you and leave the house, hell never realize he needs to change to be with you.
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Jan 7, 2017 18:30
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Barudak posted:I think that womans boyfriend is Matthew Mccoughnahey's character in Failure to Launch. Sorry lady, if you werent paid to make him fall in love with you and leave the house, hell never realize he needs to change to be with you. Why would he? He is getting all of his meals cooked for him, all his laundry and chores, doesn't have to get a job, gets to play video games all day, gets to smoke weed all day, and still gets to have sex. Why would you change anything?
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Jan 7, 2017 18:33
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Oh, but the guy who is perennially high is " Open minded". High loving bar
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Jan 7, 2017 18:34
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Pick posted:Why would he? He is getting all of his meals cooked for him, all his laundry and chores, doesn't have to get a job, gets to play video games all day, gets to smoke weed all day, and still gets to have sex. Why would you change anything? she mentions him smoking at work in like the second sentence lol
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Pick posted:Why would he? He is getting all of his meals cooked for him, all his laundry and chores, doesn't have to get a job, gets to play video games all day, gets to smoke weed all day, and still gets to have sex. Why would you change anything? Like, for real, this my idea of heaven.
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WampaLord posted:Like, for real, this my idea of heaven. I think it sounds like it sucks
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Pick posted:I think it sounds like it sucks yeah, well diffr'nt strokes ya know?
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More like different...tokes 
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Pick posted:Why would he? He is getting all of his meals cooked for him, all his laundry and chores, doesn't have to get a job, gets to play video games all day, gets to smoke weed all day, and still gets to have sex. Why would you change anything? Look, Pick its all right there in the documentary Failure to Launch.
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Marijuana Nihilist posted:More like different...tokes DIfferent tokes for different blokes.
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Barudak posted:Look, Pick its all right there in the documentary Failure to Launch. Roger Ebert spent half his review recounting how he was once bitten by one of Stanley Kubrick's donkeys
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Jan 7, 2017 18:47
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Pick posted:Why would he? He is getting all of his meals cooked for him, all his laundry and chores, doesn't have to get a job, gets to play video games all day, gets to smoke weed all day, and still gets to have sex. Why would you change anything? Minus the not having a steady 9-5 job part because having no job would be horribly soul-crushing, this sounds like an awesome existence. Maybe a job where I could play video games and smoke weed all day.
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Pick posted:Roger Ebert spent half his review recounting how he was once bitten by one of Stanley Kubrick's donkeys I really miss that guy.
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Jan 7, 2017 18:51
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Minus the not having a steady 9-5 job part because having no job would be horribly soul-crushing, this sounds like an awesome existence. Maybe a job where I could play video games and smoke weed all day. Have you heard about "streaming"???
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Minus the not having a steady 9-5 job part because having no job would be horribly soul-crushing, this sounds like an awesome existence. Maybe a job where I could play video games and smoke weed all day. I think it'd be awesome if you were super rich. Play games, smoke weed, volunteer and do some good in the community. Now if only I were nice and rich.
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420 SWAGLORD posted:b-b-blaze it bro! Aside from living at home, being broke, and not doing anything ever with me but hang out and smoke up, hes awesome in every way 
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tater_salad posted:Aside from living at home, being broke, and not doing anything ever with me but hang out and smoke up, hes awesome in every way hey i mean at least dudes just a bum that likes to smoke weed all day, the ones where its like "besides brutally beating me and making me cry and never having sex i love him and hes the best and our relationship is perfect" are the worst
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Clark Nova posted:I'd like you to know that I have also had sex. With a girl. I kissed a dude once, and upon reflection, not really my thing.
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My girlfriend [19F]'s ex-boyfriend [23M] is constantly harassing us. I [19M] want to break up with her because of this. I have been dating my girlfriend, "Anne" for 5 months now. She is lovely and our relationship is going well, if it weren't for one thing--her ex-boyfriend, "James". She broke up with him more than a year ago (she found him controlling and manipulative), and ever since then, he has not stopped harassing her. He would make nasty comments on her Instagram, send her endless texts, unwanted presents, and he even went so far as to follow her around in public. But she never told me any of this until two months after we started dating, when I found a bunch of mean texts from an unknown number calling her a "wh**" and a "sl*" and that he had "found out her secret". The texter, presumably James, was calling her a "cheater" and a "liar" for dating me. When she told me about her history with James, I asked her why she never reported all of it to the police. She told me that she was too scared to do it. She also thought it would be too expensive and too much of a hassle. Plus, James is from a wealthy and influential family so she was afraid that the police wouldn't even take it seriously. After James found out that Anne was dating me, he began to make fake accounts on Instagram and leave nasty comments under my pictures. Of course, there's no way to definitively prove that it was him, because they were anonymous, but I am sure that they were from him. This was the extent of his harassment towards me until last night. Last night, Anne and I were out clubbing at a busy spot in our city. Whether by coincidence or otherwise, we bumped into James and his posse. He obviously had one too many to drink (and I confess that I did as well) and as soon as he saw us he immediately came over. He grabbed her arm and tried to get her to dance with him. I pushed him away and told him to f*** off, but he got angry at that and pushed me back. We were too tipsy to really "fight" per se, but he kept on telling me to get away from Anne, that she was his girl, etc etc and trying to intimidate me. Before things could get too physical, one of the bouncers/security guards came over and pulled us apart and threatened to kick us out of the club. Before we went our separate ways James mouthed the words "be careful" to me. Or something (the music was loud so I couldn't hear him exactly). Obviously Anne and I were not in the mood to stay afterwards. We left the club and got a taxi back to her cousin's place. She was in tears and kept on apologizing to me, that she didn't know he'd be there, etc. I told her it was alright, but that she HAD to document every incidence of his harassment and take it to the police. I told her that James was a dangerous person and we don't know when he would escalate beyond verbal abuse. She kept on saying that she couldn't do it, that I didn't understand him. We were both tired at that point so I left her house and we made plans to have breakfast together. This morning I went back to her place and again I asked her to report him to the police. Again she refused. I asked her why on earth she was protecting him. She said that she wasn't trying to protect him, she genuinely believed that filing a report wouldn't do anything and that it would just be a waste of time and money. I told her that we had to at least TRY and deter his behaviour before he escalates. She then started saying stuff about how's he not a "that bad of a person" and that he would "give up soon enough." Girl it's been more than a year! He's never going to give it up. I then asked her why she was defending him. She didn't respond. I asked her if she had feelings for him still. She was silent again. After a while she said, "But I love you more." I told her that if she loved me so much, then she should do what was right for both of our sakes. Again, her answer was the same. She didn't want to report James, he would stop soon enough, he wasn't really dangerous... At that point I told her straight up that I loved her, but I was worried about my own safety at this point. I told her that unless she made some attempt to leave a paper trail of James' harassment, I had to leave her. She started crying at this point and told me not to make her do that, that she loved me and that it wasn't as serious as I made it out to be. When I got home, I thought for a long time about this. I didn't mind it much when the extent of James' harassment was making the occasional stupid comment on my Instagram, but after last night I'm genuinely scared. He showed that he wasn't above intimidation and maybe even violence to get his point across. Im wondering at this point whether I would be wise to sever ties with Anne in order to keep myself safe. But at the same time I don't want to leave her to fend for herself. This is probably what James wants, to scare off any boyfriend of hers that isn't him. I'm really at a loss here. What should I do? What else can I do to help Anne, or have I done all I could and should probably leave her now, for my own safety? TL;DR: My GF's ex boyfriend has been harassing her for over a year and is now upping the ante after he found out that she's been dating me. Last night there was a confrontation and I'm scared that things might escalate. Anne refuses to do anything about it and I think it would be in my best interests to break up with her.
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Gluten Freeman posted:"when relationships get too hard i immediately give up and look for the next person to gently caress. i told my bf this and now our relationship is too hard so i think im gonna gently caress my friend" I knew someone who did this. She dated guys for a few months at a time, then after their first fight/ things started to fall into a routine/ whatever, she would walk away and have someone new within a few weeks. I think she was just addicted to the Honeymoon Period. She was also really into travelling, which I think is also connected.
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This is how complexes start!quote:Me [31 M] with my girlfriend [33 F] of 2 years, admits to not being physically or sexually attracted to me but is adamant that she loves me and wants to stay in the relationship.
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Ride The Gravitron posted:My girlfriend [19F]'s ex-boyfriend [23M] is constantly harassing us. I [19M] want to break up with her because of this. He should break up with her because she's clearly still got some weird feelings for her crazy ex. The refusal to report anything when it's starting to involve her new boyfriend is weird too, though since the guy has taken to harassing the boyfriend he'd be within his rights to start reporting things to the cops himself if he's really all that concerned about it La Brea Carpet posted:This is how complexes start! Why are people dating people they aren't attracted to what the gently caress just break up and date someone you like and also want to have sex with Dial-a-Dog fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Jan 7, 2017 |
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Jan 7, 2017 23:45
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La Brea Carpet posted:This is how complexes start! on one hand whats the point of telling him that besides making him feel bad lol on the other 6 4 150 is literally skeletal so maybe dude should eat the chicken and lift the weight
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Tolkien minority posted:on one hand whats the point of telling him that besides making him feel bad lol We should refer him to the local "thread for evil wizards". They are experts in skeleton matters.
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LOL, you don't always get to end up with somebody that you think is smoking hot. That's what an imagination is for. But you don't loving tell the person you settled for.
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Oh no, he's going full  in the commentsquote:[–]steamingnode[S] 2 points 7 hours ago OP
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La Brea Carpet posted:Oh no, he's going full
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Tolkien minority posted:i mean i would think (hope?) most people on average arent attracted to anorexically thin people just cause its super unhealthy #healthy at any size You bodyshaming bro/broette? Also, gold from the comments: quote:I've hooked up with and dated a couple tall very skinny dudes. One I liked to pick up and swing around but he said it made him feel emasculated haha
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Tolkien minority posted:on one hand whats the point of telling him that besides making him feel bad lol Built like a bishonen. All he needs to do is to make out with other skeleton-men and the yaoi girls will go nuts.
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Pick posted:LOL, you don't always get to end up with somebody that you think is smoking hot. That's what an imagination is for. But you don't loving tell the person you settled for. There is an ocean of difference between "not smoking hot" and "never been sexually aroused by". There are ladies out there who fantasize about giant skeletons and that guy deserves to find one
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Dial-a-Dog posted:There is an ocean of difference between "not smoking hot" and "never been sexually aroused by". There are ladies out there who fantasize about giant skeletons and that guy deserves to find one It's me, I want to gently caress a skeleton
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Pick posted:It's me, I want to gently caress a skeleton Hell, same
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Improbable Lobster posted:I'd bone a skeleton  But only if it'd let me play it's ribs like a xylophone after.
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