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La Brea Carpet posted:Also, gold from the comments: That dude is a dull wet noodle. I'd crack up all the time if I were him and my girlfriend swung me around.
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Unless you've been copulating with blob fish and tarantulas, I think it's a fair assumption that most of your sexual partners have had endoskeletons. I'd gently caress a skellington, too. They always look so happy!
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 00:51 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:
Half the reason I'd want to go out with a tiny chick is so I could feel awesome lifting her around and stuff. Like, if she was tired of walking, I could just cradle her like a cat.
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 00:55 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:
Goddammit honey, this is not what I meant when I said we should try swinging!
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 00:59 |
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quote:Ladies, what can a guy do to incite more positive responses in online dating
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 00:59 |
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I like to start all my conversations with a 90s sitcom reference, for instance "Hey, how's it going, did you know Kramer rented an apartment from the guy in Mad About You, but in an episode of Seinfeld George was watching an episode of Mad About You?"
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 01:05 |
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If you were going to prison for 20 years, and you could only bring one season of frasier dvds, which one would it be and why?
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 01:07 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:If you were going to prison for 20 years, and you could only bring one season of frasier dvds, which one would it be and why? I always thought that Oz was a really bad show, but I was able to get through it by imagining that the main character was Frasier
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 01:12 |
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The girl [25F] I [28M] am dating wraps her head into a cloth every time we're about to have sex. She's not a muslim. I'm very confused
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 01:23 |
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gentle pete posted:The girl [25F] I [28M] am dating wraps her head into a cloth every time we're about to have sex. She's not a muslim. I'm very confused having sex with OP is like eating ortolan, you gotta hide your shame from god.
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 01:24 |
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gentle pete posted:The girl [25F] I [28M] am dating wraps her head into a cloth every time we're about to have sex. She's not a muslim. I'm very confused She's obviously a muslin.
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 01:33 |
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Electric Sugar posted:She's obviously a muslin. Fuc
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 01:36 |
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Not reddit but from imgur: http://imgur.com/gallery/QDCPE tl;dr autist visits his brother in japan. it's really long so i won't paste the whole thing here. quote:The only games he liked to play are the crane games. Which he played like a loving crack addict. He would pump $20 into a machine and keep grabbing the SAME drat SPOT hoping for it to work. I offered some advice but he wasnt having it. Then, it happened. After watching him fail 5x in a row I reached for the controls saying "Here, let me try to-"
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 01:41 |
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bone app the teeth posted:Not reddit but from imgur: http://imgur.com/gallery/QDCPE quote:We were in a crowded street walking and talking and he randomly mentioned "bukkake". I asked him to please dont say that, its SUPER embarassing. He tried explaining why he said BUKKAKE, and its no big deal they probably dont know what he's saying..BUKKAKE BUKKAKE..as I slowly sidestepped away while dying inside. I told him that word IS A JAPANESE WORD, please dont say that. Queue awkward silence on the train... lmfao
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 01:43 |
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Pick posted:It's me, I want to gently caress a skeleton same gentle pete posted:The girl [25F] I [28M] am dating wraps her head into a cloth every time we're about to have sex. She's not a muslim. I'm very confused i'm guessing that she's black and has her hair natural not sure why he wouldn't just ask her about it, but hey
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 01:45 |
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Tolkien minority posted:i mean i would think (hope?) most people on average arent attracted to anorexically thin people just cause its super unhealthy I'd gladly donate some of my mass to him.
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 02:09 |
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Pick posted:I always thought that Oz was a really bad show, this aggression will not stand motherfuckre
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 02:18 |
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Pick posted:It's me, I want to gently caress a skeleton I actually really like thinly-built guys Also guys with a bit of a belly are fine. And so are average. Everyone has a right to like their own type and it's not weird unless it involves some weird rear end fetish Mr. Creakle fucked around with this message at 02:43 on Jan 8, 2017 |
# ? Jan 8, 2017 02:40 |
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I am a dumbass who double-posted YeahTubaMike posted:
I could actually understand this weird cloth behavior then. Natural hair that isn't glued down can look loving awful, at least to yourself, and of course sex would release it from its hair gel bonds and make it go all over the place. More power to natural women but gently caress all of that, that is why perms exist
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 02:42 |
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I'm with Pick. Would have sex with a spoopy skellington. (Given partner permission for ectoplasmic or magic sex partners or whatever.)
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 02:46 |
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Someone with a BONER
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 02:47 |
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gentle pete posted:lmfao The literal translation of bukkake is "to splash", and it is used in many contexts (including a type of noodle dish), so they would probably think he is weird for saying it repeatedly but would not be completely outraged. The closest english equivalent I can think of is if you heard some foreign dude just repeatedly saying "suck" in between speaking his own language.
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 02:56 |
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quote:I [25F] want to vacation in Japan. Bf [30M] doesn't want to because he has a Japanese woman/scat porn fetish and says he couldn't handle the temptation.
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 03:03 |
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Why do people tell the truth so often?!
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 03:04 |
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That dude knows two facts about Japan and they're both wrong
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 03:06 |
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I know poo poo and I'm wrong all the time
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 03:10 |
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"I really want to go to Japan and have for a long time, but I haven't had the right person to go with, I love you and want to travel with you, let's go" "Oh sorry I can't I'd want to cheat on you with Asian girls and beat off to people making GBS threads on each other" "Hmm let me check with the internet about how to proceed here, I'll talk to you later"
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 03:13 |
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Went to sea world with my girlfriend, she kept yelling at the dolphins, " whip it out!! "
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 03:15 |
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Show him all the replies talking about how loving gross he is and then
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 03:18 |
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extra row of teeth posted:I could actually understand this weird cloth behavior then. Natural hair that isn't glued down can look loving awful, at least to yourself, and of course sex would release it from its hair gel bonds and make it go all over the place. More power to natural women but gently caress all of that, that is why perms exist Not to be pedantic and just slightly on topic, but as someone with natural/curly hair I was genuinely confused by your description of natural hair and also was horrified at the idea people would go away thinking that's what natural hair means. I can't tell if you're mixing up glued in extensions and or wigs glued down lace fronts with natural hair or if you have a very limited idea and weird way of describing what natural hair is... By gel bonds and glued down were you trying to describe how some people with natural hair use gel? Because even then I wouldn't call it "glued down." And I know you're probably being facetious with that last sentence, but yes, perms exist, but some people, surprisingly, like how their hair looks natural even if it is a hassle or don't want a permanent change to their hair that's damaging. Anyhow, yes, wrapping natural hair is a thing since curly hair + lot of motion + possibly sweat = frizz bomb. But also even if her hair was permed or relaxed, she would still probably be wearing a headwrap for sleep or sex to protect her processed hair and the styling.
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 03:20 |
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Professor Shark posted:Why do people tell the truth so often?! couldnt he have thought of another reason, like any other reason possible, to tell his girl friend? like say he has a phobia of anime or something idk Menstural Cyclone posted:Not to be pedantic and just slightly on topic, but as someone with natural/curly hair I was genuinely confused by your description of natural hair and also was horrified at the idea people would go away thinking that's what natural hair means. I can't tell if you're mixing up glued in extensions and or wigs glued down lace fronts with natural hair or if you have a very limited idea and weird way of describing what natural hair is... By gel bonds and glued down were you trying to describe how some people with natural hair use gel? Because even then I wouldn't call it "glued down." And I know you're probably being facetious with that last sentence, but yes, perms exist, but some people, surprisingly, like how their hair looks natural even if it is a hassle or don't want a permanent change to their hair that's damaging. i dont understand his description either but i got long curly locks and it becomes a ugly frizzy dry mess super fast so i can understand why someone would want to wear it tied up/under a towel or w/e
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 03:22 |
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I think she should take him. It's important for children to learn that Santa isn't real.
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 03:25 |
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Tolkien minority posted:couldnt he have thought of another reason, like any other reason possible, to tell his girl friend? like say he has a phobia of anime or something idk "Oh, man, I'd love to go with you, but I'm terrified of Gundam and those weird lucky cat statues, sorry"
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 03:26 |
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The Gnome thing is still all so confusing
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 03:26 |
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Sorry babe, can't forget pearl harbour
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 03:27 |
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I have a fetish for beautiful castles and would not be able to control myself around Himeji castle. We probably shouldn't go to Bavaria either. Now's probably a good time to mention I'm not allowed back to magic kingdom
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 03:32 |
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at a fat 30 year old white guy with a scat fetish walking up to a doorman on Yakuza payroll and whispering about where to find the literal shitshow like it's free real estate.
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 03:33 |
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Ex-wife is teaching our son to be disrespectful to my parents (his grandparents) in Arkansas. Also a move?quote:Divorced for 3 years. She has primary physical custody, I have joint legal and visitation. My parents aren't mentioned at all in our decree/ custody agreement. It doesn't mention a religion or belief at all in our decree but it does say we are to try to agree wherever possible. It does give her the last say if an agreement can not be reached but I think it means in schooling and medical stuff. quote:He didn't really say anything apart from telling our son that she is wrong and a sinner. He wrote jew lover on the memo line of three of her most recent checks. She returned them and has refused to take any further payment from him. quote:I don't agree with the things he is saying but I know she is making it worse by calling him a liar. I think it is just a thing that go out of hand when she had to step in and tell my son his parents were lying. they didn't even mention anythign related to her husband or her being wrong or a sinner until she did that. I guess it isn't relevant but she isn't helping. But I get what you are saying. I agree with his stance on relgion but he has taken it too far. What did this woman ever do to lose such a catch
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:at a fat 30 year old white guy with a scat fetish walking up to a doorman on Yakuza payroll and whispering about where to find the literal shitshow like it's free real estate. I didn't even notice he was 30, now I can relive the lols all over again
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Good for her, that man and his parents are cretins. They're probably the insane racist, homophobic religious types too if they're doing poo poo like burning books.
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