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She should hang on to those "Jew lover" checks and bring them to the inevitable revised custody hearing
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extra row of teeth posted:I could actually understand this weird cloth behavior then. Natural hair that isn't glued down can look loving awful, at least to yourself, and of course sex would release it from its hair gel bonds and make it go all over the place. More power to natural women but gently caress all of that, that is why perms exist  Menstural Cyclone posted:Anyhow, yes, wrapping natural hair is a thing since curly hair + lot of motion + possibly sweat = frizz bomb. i mean, yeah kinda also the tighter the hair coil, the more fragile the hair, so silk scarves/bonnets are a thing for black people with natural hair to protect their hair with so that it doesn't rub along a cotton pillow and break off
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Lonely Virgil posted:Ex-wife is teaching our son to be disrespectful to my parents (his grandparents) in Arkansas. Also a move? it is incredibly satisfying that that dude is about to never see his kid again
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Lonely Virgil posted:Ex-wife is teaching our son to be disrespectful to my parents (his grandparents) in Arkansas. Also a move? I wish I knew the ages in this one.
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Jan 8, 2017 04:39
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Oh God please let it be like 45m and 25f please oh please I don't ask for much, just grant me this manchild miracle
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The passive voice, pathetic "oh man all these thing are just happening around me and I have no involvement or participation in any of it" tone of that last one just makes me want to slap the crap out of him. e: I mean, he acts like he has literally no opinion on what religious beliefs his child should be taught. 
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Jan 8, 2017 05:16
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He also lives with and "financially benefits" from them
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Jan 8, 2017 05:29
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My favorite part is how this is all "so new and overwhelming" to him. Motherfucker has been divorced for three years, he needs to get his poo poo together.
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Notice that he called the grandparents the parents of his son, how much actual child rearing do you think he does?
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I'm eagerly waiting for him to start talking about how all his kids toys/possessions must fit into a single box and how they are allowed to use his videogame consoles but only if they buy their own controllers and games.
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Clark Nova posted:The passive voice, pathetic "oh man all these thing are just happening around me and I have no involvement or participation in any of it" tone of that last one just makes me want to slap the crap out of him. the dude's spent apparently his whole life under the thumb of a psychotic domineering Nazi, his world is so loving mental he thought he'd get actual sympathy from Reddit about how he's letting his dad scrawl "jew lover" all over the child support checks he's writing on his behalf because well after all she did contradict Father. the real wonder is how he slipped daddy's leash long enough to impregnate a normal woman who loves her child and doesn't buy into the same cult bullshit he lives in A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 10:00 on Jan 8, 2017 |
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Jan 8, 2017 08:12
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Here's the proper response to Jew lover being written on your check. Write a thank you note when sending the check back: Why yes, I am a Jew lover. It seems you have noticed my new husband. Dawkins bless! PS I believe it is important that your son show maturity and responsibility by paying his child support on his own. For his betterment, I will no longer be accepting payment from you <3 E: help me out here, fellas. Isn't hair in general, uh, natural? I don't even know what the gently caress right now. Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 10:42 on Jan 8, 2017 |
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El Estrago Bonito posted:I'm eagerly waiting for him to start talking about how all his kids toys/possessions must fit into a single box and how they are allowed to use his videogame consoles but only if they buy their own controllers and games.
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Me [27F] with my fiancé [31 M] Is it wrong of me to ask him not to work out the day after our wedding?quote:I know the title must sound insane, but I would just like an outsiders opinion on our dilemma. My fiancé and I have been together for 3 years, dating for 2, engaged for one. Our wedding is next month and I couldn’t be more excited to spend the rest of my life with him. apparently based on downvotes the best response is not best reply posted:Shoo shoo gainz goblin
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Downvotes are the dumbest thing
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quote:I [37F] am in love with an almost stranger [25 F] Not sure what I should do? "i also think she feels the spark as well" that is textbook wishful thinking mate
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Pvt.Scott posted:Here's the proper response to Jew lover being written on your check. Write a thank you note when sending the check back: Lmao yes the Dawkins ones Also in this context 'natural' would mean untreated hair such as Afros/tight curls, not just regular old every day hair. There's a lot more maintenance involved when it comes to Black hair/natural hair.
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Pvt.Scott posted:Here's the proper response to Jew lover being written on your check. Write a thank you note when sending the check back: You don't say anything you just document it
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Gluten Freeman posted:"i also think she feels the spark as well" that is textbook wishful thinking mate I refuse ot believe the OP didn't put the wrong gender in by mistake.
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Ratjaculation posted:I refuse ot believe the OP didn't put the wrong gender in by mistake. No it turns out that some lesbians are completely loving stupid, too.
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Jan 8, 2017 14:40
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Please tell me that ultra passive sack of poo poo is getting slammed in the comments
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webmeister posted:Please tell me that ultra passive sack of poo poo is getting slammed in the comments That's confusing in this thread
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FullLeatherJacket posted:Me [27F] with my fiancé [31 M] Is it wrong of me to ask him not to work out the day after our wedding? What kind of rear end in a top hat thinks it's okay to do their full 3 hour workout routine on the morning after their wedding? What kind of rear end in a top hat doesn't hang out with their new wife and spend a really nice day after their wedding banging and having brunch and such? Lmao 
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Brunch and banging are even better after working out
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:What kind of rear end in a top hat thinks it's okay to do their full 3 hour workout routine on the morning after their wedding? What kind of rear end in a top hat doesn't hang out with their new wife and spend a really nice day after their wedding banging and having brunch and such? Lmao Not to mention she's a virgin so this dude's plan is to gently caress her on the wedding night and leave her waking up alone after the first time she's ever had sex. That's a recipe for a healthy attitude towards sex!
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My best friend(20F) is in love with me(24M) u/throwaway5031915h I met her when she was a freshman in high school and I was a senior. She had no friends and would just sit alone and draw pictures by herself. I met her when some guy snatched her notebook with all her drawings in it away from her. He and his friends were looking through all the pictures laughing. So I just walked up and told him that he better give it back(I've always been a tall intimidating person.) He gave it back, said sorry and walked away. Ever since then her and I have been best friends. She was like a little sister sort of. She hangs with my group and is like one of the guys. Even after I graduated I would pick her up from school most days and we would just hang out. I've seen every anime in existence because of her. She's super pretty and is the coolest girl ever. Last year she was almost raped walking home late at night. She messaged me that she thought she was being watched and followed. I got no response back when I asked if she was okay so I drove the route that she usually would walk home. I saw her things on the ground and thought the worse had happened. I found a car nearby in this empty parking lot and heard noises. When I opened the door her shirt was ripped open, she was bottomless, his hand was around her neck and she was resisting. I beat him so bad that he needed emergency care. It's been really rough for her ever since. She doesn't trust anyone but me and has panic attacks. The guy she was in a relationship with at the time it happened left her because she was "too much to handle." Earlier today she sent "I love you. I've always loved you." I wasn't thinking that kind of love because we tell each other that we love each other in a friends way. So I just replied with "I love ya too" and she sent "no, I REALLY love you." Then she sent "sorry" and just changed the subject and hasn't brought it up since. I've never really thought her that way. I mean she is beautiful and amazing and the girl I care about most but I always saw her as a little sister. Just wondering how I should go about this and if she is really in love with me or if this has anything to do with her almost being raped.
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WampaLord posted:Not to mention she's a virgin so this dude's plan is to gently caress her on the wedding night and leave her waking up alone after the first time she's ever had sex. Isn't that basically the plot of Bat Out Of Hell? Except in that he rides off on a motorbike and crashes and dies
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WampaLord posted:Not to mention she's a virgin so this dude's plan is to gently caress her on the wedding night and leave her waking up alone after the first time she's ever had sex. Oh, I guess I missed that part. He's human garbage if he seriously wants to leave his virgin wife alone the morning after their wedding and her first sexual experience. What is wrong with people? Can't he do a short 30 minute workout in the hotel and come straight back or maybe swallow his douchebaggery and be decent to his wife on their first day together? 
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3 hours! He's either like fitness competition level and can probably afford himself a day off or has an exercise related eating disorder. Christ.
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If you're a 27 year old virgin and your fiance spends hours a day in the gym and you are still not going to gently caress him until your (magical) wedding night your sex life is going to be hopeless either way
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54 40 or gently caress posted:3 hours! He's either like fitness competition level and can probably afford himself a day off or has an exercise related eating disorder. Christ. Knowing this is reddit, I bet he's a workout hyper autist and spends twice as long as he should dragging out his routine every morning, so he isn't actually in competition level shape. Also spends most of his time ignoring his fiancee and soon-to-be wife while he durdles around in the gym too.
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CheesyDog posted:If you're a 27 year old virgin and your fiance spends hours a day in the gym and you are still not going to gently caress him until your (magical) wedding night your sex life is going to be hopeless either way How else is he going to work off all that stress?
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She's gotta be the gym rat's beard, right?
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Knowing this is reddit, I bet he's a workout hyper autist and spends twice as long as he should dragging out his routine every morning, so he isn't actually in competition level shape. Also spends most of his time ignoring his fiancee and soon-to-be wife while he durdles around in the gym too. Let's not assume the worst, he may just be a deeply closeted Mormon having anonymous hookups in the steam room.
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I think fitness bro should keep on pumping iron and not let that female drag him down. Maybe meet up with the stay-at-home stoner later so they can s each others d's and continue living their perfect lives. Relationships require lame poo poo like self-awareness, empathy, and compromise. Getting ripped (in whatever sense) is its own reward, they both deserve hairy big dicked MEN who can understand that
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Clark Nova posted:She's gotta be the gym rat's beard, right? A shrewd, and correct, observation friend.
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Quote-Unquote posted:Isn't that basically the plot of Bat Out Of Hell? It also happens to Buffy the Vampire Slayer, except the dude also loses his soul. It's a whole metaphor for being hosed and left.
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Pvt.Scott posted:Half the reason I'd want to go out with a tiny chick is so I could feel awesome lifting her around and stuff. Like, if she was tired of walking, I could just cradle her like a cat. Same. I loving love this thread, it builds up on the week and I read it over the weekend. I laugh, I gasp, I feel like I'm a decent, reasonable human being by contrast. Also all you skeleton fetishists can hit me up, I've got a huge bone you can gnaw on 
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