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The only solution is to fail the drug test
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54 40 or gently caress posted:The only solution is to fail the drug test Lol
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54 40 or gently caress posted:The only solution is to fail the drug test How did I miss this... Yes! It's perfect. Little bro will have to get high, hopefully breaking him of his "i love flipping burgers and can't say no to momma" ways, and big bro will learn to just buy some drat fake piss instead of flying relatives all over the country. Also someone gets owned in this scenario, and everyone loves that.
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Jan 8, 2017 16:42
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webmeister posted:Please tell me that ultra passive sack of poo poo is getting slammed in the comments Ripped to shreds. His comments - he is the most passive, helpless, indoctrinated individual ever.
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Jan 8, 2017 16:45
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webmeister posted:Please tell me that ultra passive sack of poo poo is getting slammed in the comments "But is she not at least partially at fault as she is also using him as a pawn. She is teaching him things contradictory to what my father is on purpose and purposely undermining him. " Yeah he got beat upside the head from every angle with everyone telling him hey sorry to point this out your dad (the grandfather) is an abusive horrible shithead and you're going to lose your kid less you immediately change your poo poo.
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Jan 8, 2017 16:57
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Lol, telling your kid crazy hellfire and brimstone grandpa is nuts and he should be able to think for himself=using him as a pawn, alright
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Jan 8, 2017 17:25
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Don't most custody agreements forbid either parent or their families from talking mad poo poo about the other parent to the child? She could probably get his visitation reduced to supervised over this.
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Jan 8, 2017 17:31
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54 40 or gently caress posted:The only solution is to fail the drug test 
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quote:I [15 M] have been dating my first girlfriend [14 F] for a little over a year, and I don't really know what I'm doing. Somedays I wish I could feel like this again.
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Jan 8, 2017 17:34
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Enablers are so much more frustrating than addicts, especially when they try to rope other people into it
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Jan 8, 2017 17:37
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Still cracking up at workout bro who wants to abandon his virgin wife the morning after their wedding btw. It's close to the funniest story in pages and pages. I love /r/relationships.
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Jan 8, 2017 18:06
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La Brea Carpet posted:Somedays I wish I could feel like this again. The final line is so perfect. Of course it's only been a month. Oh, puppy love. 
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Jan 8, 2017 18:08
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Still cracking up at workout bro who wants to abandon his virgin wife the morning after their wedding btw. It's close to the funniest story in pages and pages. I love /r/relationships. E/n is so blasé to me now. All hail my new holy trinity: relationships, childfree and legaladvice
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Jan 8, 2017 18:09
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I just checked out the comments too and about half of the posters are either totally missing the point and going "Well, couldn't he workout later in the day?" or are taking her fiance's side and posting insane poo poo about how she shouldn't interrupt his workout routine. 
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Jan 8, 2017 18:13
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Pretend I posted a scene from the mediocre 90s teen horror-thriller Disturbing Behavior where a jock protests against receiving oral sex from his girlfriend, saying, "it's no good. I need my fluids." She then starts going down and he snaps her neck, because, hey, coach said he needed his fluids for the big game coming up.  The movie is kinda like an 80 minute Stepford Wives but for annoying teenagers instead of wives. I couldn't find the scene on Youtube, but I think it would have been a great response to the story about 3 hour gym bro and his neglected bride. 
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Jan 8, 2017 18:26
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54 40 or gently caress posted:E/n is so blasé to me now. All hail my new holy trinity: relationships, childfree and legaladvice Add Deadbedrooms, Confession, and Offmychest and you've got the custom E/N multireddit i built myself the last time SA was down.
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Jan 8, 2017 18:27
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I just checked out the comments too and about half of the posters are either totally missing the point and going "Well, couldn't he workout later in the day?" or are taking her fiance's side and posting insane poo poo about how she shouldn't interrupt his workout routine. Jesus loving Christ, Reddit. 
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I just checked out the comments too and about half of the posters are either totally missing the point and going "Well, couldn't he workout later in the day?" or are taking her fiance's side and posting insane poo poo about how she shouldn't interrupt his workout routine. bitch its leg day
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Jan 8, 2017 18:37
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WampaLord posted:Jesus loving Christ, Reddit. It's amazing how much reddit misses the mark. Like so few of these posts are debatable as far as who's the problem between people, but they manage to gently caress it up with alarming regularity.
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Jan 8, 2017 18:37
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R/relationships has really hammered home that you don't marry a guy who is obsessive and devoted to routine if you get my drift, by the way did you know that Winston Churchill
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Jan 8, 2017 18:38
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She should give him a morning workout that leaves him with absolutely no thought of going to the gym. Too bad she has no interest in or experience with sex and he probably needs to go recharge his crystal anyway.
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Jan 8, 2017 18:44
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Naerasa posted:Add Deadbedrooms, Confession, and Offmychest and you've got the custom E/N multireddit i built myself the last time SA was down. post some poo poo
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Jan 8, 2017 18:51
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idk whats weirder to me skipping out on a morning of brunch and getting laid for the first time in years to spend a totally unnecessary amount of time in the gym (if ur working out for 3 hours every morning you're either a professional or really bad at working out) or being a virgin by choice til 27.
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Workout wedding girl never mentions whether or not her fiance is a virgin too. He probably isn't, but it'd be hilarious if he was and after experiencing sex just gave up on working out entirely. Robbing him of his strength like a modern day Samson and Delilah.
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Tolkien minority posted:idk whats weirder to me skipping out on a morning of brunch and getting laid for the first time in years to spend a totally unnecessary amount of time in the gym (if ur working out for 3 hours every morning you're either a professional or really bad at working out) or being a virgin by choice til 27. They are both very weird decisions, but at least the latter has precedent behind it steeped in religious tradition and purity culture, so while it is strange and dumb, it's whatever. The former is being an unbelievably oblivious rear end in a top hat bro to your wife hours after your wedding and having zero decent priorities in your brand new marriage. His wife wants to cuddle and bang the poo poo out of him, not wake up to an empty bed and be pissed off. Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Jan 8, 2017 |
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Dial-a-Dog posted:Workout wedding girl never mentions whether or not her fiance is a virgin too. He probably isn't, but it'd be hilarious if he was and after experiencing sex just gave up on working out entirely. Robbing him of his strength like a modern day Samson and Delilah. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1KvgtEnABY&t=82s
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I mean if I were in a relationship for three years and not getting laid I'd probably spend a lot of time at the gym too. Not sure what his excuse would be after consummation though.
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Dial-a-Dog posted:Workout wedding girl never mentions whether or not her fiance is a virgin too. He probably isn't, but it'd be hilarious if he was and after experiencing sex just gave up on working out entirely. Robbing him of his strength like a modern day Samson and Delilah. This happened to a girl I knew. She wanted to wait until marriage and used exercise as a way to "redirect her sexual energy." She didn't end up waiting but stopped working out as soon as she started having sex with her boyfriend.
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Naerasa posted:Add Deadbedrooms, Confession, and Offmychest and you've got the custom E/N multireddit i built myself the last time SA was down. What the gently caress is dead bedrooms all about? Actually, I probably don't want to know, do I?
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monkeytennis posted:What the gently caress is dead bedrooms all about? i mean think about it for like 30 seconds bruh its kinda in the name
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Tolkien minority posted:i mean think about it for like 30 seconds bruh its kinda in the name A whole subreddit for people who want to gently caress skeletons? Man, brave new world over here
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monkeytennis posted:What the gently caress is dead bedrooms all about? It's for people in sexless relationships
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Not trying to humble brag or anything, but I honestly can't comprehend these selfish fucks who don't want to make sex good for both people involved.
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Nah, I only get off on the thought of my penis ejaculating - the womans pleasure adds nothing for me. No homo btw
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WampaLord posted:Not trying to humble brag or anything, but I honestly can't comprehend these selfish fucks who don't want to make sex good for both people involved. This. I just don't get it. Although there's probably a matching post where he's moaning that his wife 'just lies there when we have sex'. Why don't people talk to each other? At least she didn't say PIV, that's something at least.
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WampaLord posted:Not trying to humble brag or anything, but I honestly can't comprehend these selfish fucks who don't want to make sex good for both people involved. There's really no point in bothering to comprehend the mental illness involved in that story and most stories on /r/deadbedrooms. One or both partners involved just doesn't give a poo poo in almost every post. Couples and solo therapy is often the only answer, and the dude in that story obviously doesn't care enough to work on their completely incompatible sexual issues. monkeytennis posted:Although there's probably a matching post where he's moaning that his wife 'just lies there when we have sex'. Why don't people talk to each other? For once, the girl who posted the story is actually communicating with her garbage rear end husband. She's hinted at her issues, talked directly about it, linked him articles about female sexuality, even wrote him a letter (  ). He's just a terrible human being with nonstop excuses and she can't reach his sorry rear end.
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r/relationships 3.0: Well motherfucker, I came regularly before I met you.
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monkeytennis posted:Although there's probably a matching post where he's moaning that his wife 'just lies there when we have sex'. Why don't people talk to each other? quote:I've tried pointedly trying to get off on his hand after he rolls off. I've talked to him about it, first with subtle hints and then directly. I've tried asking him if he could focus on me first before penetration because he may not last long enough. I've sent him articles on female sexuality. I've written him a letter about how selfish all of this is. He is mostly indifferent
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