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what a gallant gentleman he only ate her pussy, such restraint
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# ? Jan 9, 2017 16:07 |
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She'd cause him more grief if she told everyone his dick didn't work, which is actually not even a lie
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# ? Jan 9, 2017 16:09 |
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Dude needs to be more clear here, too. Is "fat Sue" 300+ pounds fat or is she like 160 and he's used to skinny girls? Neither is defendable, but one makes him less of an rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Jan 9, 2017 16:10 |
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he comes off way worse for not loving her lol
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# ? Jan 9, 2017 16:15 |
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look sometimes you just gotta slam whale also they super did have sex, he just didn't stick his dick in her. fair play for that, though gotta wonder how much of it is just disgust rather than being nice
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# ? Jan 9, 2017 16:20 |
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:I can't parse this dang ol sentence Eugenics is never about what is actually good for the human species, but rather the random and often deleterious preferences of the pogrom masters. Huge titties don't actually do anything that tiny titties don't, from a species viewpoint, and actually cause quite a few health problems and can even impair physical dexterity. If Americans started up eugenics again, big titties would be at the top of the list for desired traits. E: I think
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# ? Jan 9, 2017 16:23 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:big titties would be at the top of the list for desired traits.
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Edit: oops, here it is... https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3453028 almightyerin fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Jan 9, 2017 |
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"it took some forced sterilization, some mass deportations, and some elbow grease, but by god if there are not rockin titties from sea to shining sea" - President Saint West
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# ? Jan 9, 2017 16:32 |
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I guarantee that the only reason drunk dad even cares is because he's jealous of the stepdad being a better dad than it's possible for him to ever be.
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Pvt.Scott posted:Eugenics is never about what is actually good for the human species, but rather the random and often deleterious preferences of the pogrom masters. Big titties and monster dicks, maybe on the same person? I don't know I'm not a scientist.
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# ? Jan 9, 2017 16:32 |
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Oh my God my favorite/least favorite part of that awful tale is the lavish detail he extends on making sure we know Sue is fat, like sooooooo fat, here are all the ways her huge, tall, fatty fat fat body disgusts me. Like okay you don't have to be attracted to fat women, but something about graphically describing her naked body and how repulsive it was to him is just hosed up. It certainly doesn't make him sympathetic, especially since despite her hideousness he was still down to gently caress her bareback (!) until he found out she was a virgin. Sue obviously still shouldn't lie about him...if she actually is lying.
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# ? Jan 9, 2017 16:33 |
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Tiny Deer posted:Sue obviously still shouldn't lie about him...if she actually is lying. Honestly I don't think she even is. They basically did have sex, even if it was unsatisfying drunk sex.
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# ? Jan 9, 2017 16:36 |
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almightyerin posted:Edit: oops, here it is... It's a real bummer the images are dead, one of the best parts of the story was going from "our place is a little messy there's some laundry around" to him posting pictures, after tidying up, of what looked like a garbage explosion in their rotting trailer
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# ? Jan 9, 2017 16:36 |
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The "lie" is her claim that he wooed and serenaded her with promises of a committed relationship after their frat party hookup, and I'd give better than even odds he actually did say that poo poo
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# ? Jan 9, 2017 16:51 |
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Clark Nova posted:The "lie" is her claim that he wooed and serenaded her with promises of a committed relationship after their frat party hookup, and I'd give better than even odds he actually did say that poo poo Yea, what do you think they were talking about when he walked her back to her dorm and kissed her goodbye? If you're actually not interested in continuing your one night mistake, just let them leave on their own.
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# ? Jan 9, 2017 17:00 |
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mfcrocker posted:look sometimes you just gotta slam whale 100%, are you kidding me
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Dial-a-Dog posted:It's a real bummer the images are dead, one of the best parts of the story was going from "our place is a little messy there's some laundry around" to him posting pictures, after tidying up, of what looked like a garbage explosion in their rotting trailer I remember that thread. Sagging floors, stacks of boxes with pathways through them, cat turds everywhere. He had this ridiculous expensive gaming pc that he'd bought that was worth more than the condemned trailer he lived in. I couldn't find the thread where he turned it around though. It used to be his red title link.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:100%, are you kidding me yeah, reasonable
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Clark Nova posted:The "lie" is her claim that he wooed and serenaded her with promises of a committed relationship after their frat party hookup, and I'd give better than even odds he actually did say that poo poo Yeop. Also his friends sound like a bunch of assholes, goddamn, leaving a bag of flour by his door with that awful note? Like Jesus Christ, Sue almost 100% heard about that and our princely narrator only brings it up as example of the totally sick burns his bros are laying down on him.
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# ? Jan 9, 2017 17:17 |
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yeah his friends are dicks since even the broest of bros just go "eh everyone fucks a fat chick sometimes" and go on with their day. everyone involved except the poor young woman is retarded
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# ? Jan 9, 2017 17:20 |
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My [19F] sister [19f] had the police called on her. She left her baby [1 month] in the car for close to 4 hours while she party'd. I don't know how to tell my parents.quote:My parents are in their 40's. My sister dropped out of college to have a baby with the man of her dreams. She had the baby and the two of them are party animals. Last night the police were called because other college students who were at this party saw the baby crying in her car. My sister and the father were drunk. Look, it's the prequel gender swapped version of DUI Dad. Fortunately: quote:I called mom. Dads driving down now and probably left 5 minutes ago to come talk to me in person. She said getting custody should not be to hard after what I told them of what I know is going on with the police.
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# ? Jan 9, 2017 17:22 |
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mfcrocker posted:yeah, reasonable fratboy dick is like a beery Jiminy Cricket, there to stop him and let him know it's wrong to let the chubby girl's first sexual experience be a drunken one-night stand with a guy who doesn't like her A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Jan 9, 2017 |
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Tiny Deer posted:party'd what the gently caress is this apostrophe doing
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P-Mack posted:what the gently caress is this apostrophe doing partying shut up
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# ? Jan 9, 2017 17:28 |
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Well if you didn't want to be in this mess then maybe you shouldn't have eaten all the brain nutrients in the womb, ms. evil twin I mean, there obviously were not a lot to go around
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P-Mack posted:what the gently caress is this apostrophe doing
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lmao Am I [19F] wrong for reacting this way to my boyfriend's friend's creepy actions and messaging me nonstop about a threesome we both made clear we don't want? quote:Long story short, my boyfriends friend (Andrew) used to have a massive crush on me long before my current boyfriend and I began a relationship, and I never felt a mutual attraction to Andrew.
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# ? Jan 9, 2017 17:37 |
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That's the first time I've seen a "well I'll just gently caress her and her Chad" twist on the usual nice guy stalker horror story.
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# ? Jan 9, 2017 17:49 |
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Double homicide and suicide in the works
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# ? Jan 9, 2017 17:52 |
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Dial-a-Dog posted:One of my favorite parts of this thread is when goons will, apropos of nothing, project all over a post and reveal their own lovely lives, so thanks Lol all this thread is is dumbfucks projecting after reading a biased one side account.
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# ? Jan 9, 2017 17:55 |
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That guy is going to turn her into a skin suit, she should probably go to the police if he keeps talking to her. I also can't imagine staying friends with a guy if he consistently harassed my girlfriend about having sex with him
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# ? Jan 9, 2017 17:58 |
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pretty hosed up this girl feels even an ounce of guilt about telling this guy to stop pestering her for sex.
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# ? Jan 9, 2017 18:05 |
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Dial-a-Dog posted:That guy is going to turn her into a skin suit, she should probably go to the police if he keeps talking to her. I also can't imagine staying friends with a guy if he consistently harassed my girlfriend about having sex with him tbh it sounds like she's misreading the situation, she should step out of the way and let those two gently caress each other all they like
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# ? Jan 9, 2017 18:21 |
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tsa posted:Lol all this thread is is dumbfucks projecting after reading a biased one side account. did you gently caress Sue
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# ? Jan 9, 2017 18:25 |
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/r/Rashomonquote:Long story short, About 5 months ago, I had a crush and sort of, but not an actual relationship with my best friend's current girlfriend (Jasmine [19/f]) with which he (Bruce [19/m]) had actually been in a relationship twice a while back in high school. We had "gone our separate ways" about 2 months ago out of a recently discovered misunderstanding and that caused me to become quite anguished being that I'm leaving for basic training in a few month's and she was my last chance at a true relationship for quite a while.
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# ? Jan 9, 2017 18:39 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:tbh it sounds like she's misreading the situation, she should step out of the way and let those two gently caress each other all they like The old threesome fakeout brojob gambit, of course how didn't I see it
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# ? Jan 9, 2017 18:43 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:/r/Rashomon LOL this dude is the epitome of pathetic. holy poo poo what a loser memelord
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# ? Jan 9, 2017 18:48 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:/r/Rashomon This guy is basically Andrew from the previous story but also a weeaboo.
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Ride The Gravitron posted:[19/m] I didn't gently caress her [18/f] but she told everyone I did and that I'm an rear end in a top hat. Should I just let it go? Everyone involved in this story, except for the poor innocent girl, is the worst kind of terrible rear end in a top hat. The dude is the shittiest of them all with how he describes in great detail how "fat" and "unattractive" she is. Sure dude, I get you weren't attracted to her, but you just come across as even more of an unrepentant, misogynistic cockmunch by describing her like that. I'm sure she isn't even that overweight or unattractive, knowing some bro dude posting on reddit. She's almost certainly chubby and fine looking. Dude is a smelly garbage person with hosed up standards. What kind of gross assclown pulls the "Oh yeah, you should probably wait to lose your virginity" during a drunken college hookup that he initiated anyways? Then he plays the story off as him being the victim and not the innocent girl that he and his horrid friends dragged through the mud. Just plain embarrassing and tactless. I feel really bad for Sue and she deserves none of this from being denied during a drunken hookup to having her name smeared all over campus. Poor girl needs a decent circle of respectful friends. Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 18:56 on Jan 9, 2017 |
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