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TheLastRoboKy
May 2, 2009

Finishing the game with everyone else's continues
They're just playing D&D, Chris is the Dungeon Master and they're arguing about Tony making a flesh golem and wanting to call it Star Citizen.

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Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Did derek photoshop the equivalent of a dad joke and claim goons did it?

lol derek have you ever done anything in the last 4 years that wasn't star ciitzen related?

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard


orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

TheLastRoboKy posted:

They're just playing D&D, Chris is the Dungeon Master and they're arguing about Tony making a flesh golem and wanting to call it Star Citizen.
lol

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012



the derek made me literally lol

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010




This one is much better

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

Cao Ni Ma posted:

This one is much better

The dad joke one was me (don't blame Derek).
This one's modified based on Discord hive mind input.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Uh hey so if they're banning people based on video evidence of cheating in Star Marine, someone should go find all the janky poo poo from WTFO's clips and submit it.

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

Beet Wagon posted:

Uh hey so if they're banning people based on video evidence of cheating in Star Marine, someone should go find all the janky poo poo from WTFO's clips and submit it.

Idunno, seems like there's plenty of janky poo poo involving Want-To-Fondle-osaurus such that he ought to have been banned already. I think he's ... untouchable.

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

#webunforsandi

nawledgelambo
Nov 8, 2016

Immersion chariot

Beet Wagon posted:

Uh hey so if they're banning people based on video evidence of cheating in Star Marine, someone should go find all the janky poo poo from WTFO's clips and submit it.

molestasaurus is silently weeping as he discovers the poster behind this text.

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

:vince:

Gradis
Feb 27, 2016

GAPE APE

mods?

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

lol

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

A Neurotic Corncob posted:

Pepsi is for closers.

:vince:

They need better leads

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

Oh no, you revealed how Derek gets his info

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Sabreseven posted:

It's me!!

I am the keyboard with no monitor!!
it could be controlling a pc that's hooked up to a tv. we have the same setup in our conference room at work

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Ash1138 posted:

it could be controlling a pc that's hooked up to a tv. we have the same setup in our conference room at work

What does your heart tell you?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Ash1138 posted:

it could be controlling a pc that's hooked up to a tv. we have the same setup in our conference room at work

No, that dude is just really good at touch typing. So good that he doesn't need a monitor at all.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

That picture says so much about the entire game and company

'Ok everyone look at Chris like he's saying something ground breaking'

Errr uhhh ummm is the game ready yet guys? LETS DO IT!

Wuxi
Apr 3, 2012

This is how I plan my college papers, 3 days before the submission date

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Sappo569 posted:

That picture says so much about the entire game and company

'Ok everyone look at Chris like he's saying something ground breaking'

Errr uhhh ummm is the game ready yet guys? LETS DO IT!

[pingu sounds intensify]

Wuxi
Apr 3, 2012

Wuxi posted:

This is how I plan my college papers, 3 days before the submission date

Which is bad for a dumb college student, but really telling about a room full of executives with a combined salary of like 2,5 mil or something

Wuxi
Apr 3, 2012

Wuxi posted:

Which is bad for a dumb college student, but really telling about a room full of executives with a combined salary of like 2,5 mil or something

Oh, wait, Sandi claims to be in that room too, make that 4mil

Wuxi
Apr 3, 2012

Wuxi posted:

Oh, wait, Sandi claims to be in that room too, make that 4mil

I like quoting my own stuff, the yellow really gives the impression that I'm part of a discussion or something.

DapperDon
Sep 7, 2016

TheAgent posted:

hello

  • backers will be able to "early access" (alpha test) the sqlude
  • this will be considered the "preview" release version (mvp I guess)
  • this will also count as the first episode
  • in order to alpha test other episodes/content, backers will have to pay
  • SQ42 is "tied deeply" into SC techwise/network
  • currently no plans for completely offline play
  • ships, skins and other cash shop items cross over game modes
  • "original vision" (internally called OV or CV?) candidate sometime in 2019 with promised sq42 feature list

and in wtf news


and since this is all p dire have some more leaks from 100% confirmed sources
  • 3.0 will release sometime in late Feb 2017
  • all 3 episodes of SQ42 will be out before citcon
  • 4.0 is coming along very well, I've played it several times and its amazing
  • planetary landings in cities will make you want to jizz over a custom built star citizen branded hotas
  • procgen tech is unlike anything anyone has ever seen ever by anyone
  • I hate chris roberts
  • I am derek smart
  • I collect paychecks from EA
  • I am so gay
  • I only play on consoles because I don't own a PC
  • I am jealous of everyone at CIG/RSI
  • I won't know what to do when chris roberts proves me and my ilk totally wong [sic]

Your predictions are always a delight.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Wuxi posted:

I like quoting my own stuff, the yellow really gives the impression that I'm part of a discussion or something.

Free ThatGuy!

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Facebook Aunt posted:

No, that dude is just really good at touch typing. So good that he doesn't need a monitor at all.
the monitor is offscreen

he's ready to bring up the latest whatever on the monitor, but the joke is there is no latest anything

Atheist Sunglasses
Jul 26, 2003

All the candy you want. Crotton crandy, crandy apple. I like to go on the best ride first. Name of roller croaster.


:owned:

DapperDon
Sep 7, 2016

Dementropy posted:



You'll find something new and horrifying every single time you look at the details.

Richie Stardust
Mar 30, 2016

ManofManyAliases posted:

Listen: I don't need to confirm or deny each person I'm questioned to be. I personally don't care if you like it or not. I've already said I'm not Toast and that's all you get. Derek knows all: just ask him.

Dad?

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

Son?

:negative:

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012



what's more daunting? making a publisher angry, or getting perpetual dollars and forgiveness from the biggest gathering of people experiencing mental illness ever?

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015

I love you Dr. Zaius



Ghostlight posted:

look at this guy who couldn't wrap his head around "you're a soldier who was brainwashed using alien DNA then traumatised into thinking he's somebody entirely different and also having episodes that make him think he never existed in the first place but must defeat his former commander who has used alien DNA to clone himself a body after he died and is now trying to fulfill the alien's goal of eradicating all life on the planet in order to turn it into a spaceship."

Wow, that's some straight up OT level 8 scientology poo poo there. I'm pretty sure I played that game and I have no idea what you are posting about.

TheLastRoboKy
May 2, 2009

Finishing the game with everyone else's continues

drat Dirty Ape posted:

Wow, that's some straight up OT level 8 scientology poo poo there. I'm pretty sure I played that game and I have no idea what you are posting about.

I had to play the game twice before I understood it but yeah it's pretty wack.

A Neurotic Corncob
Nov 12, 2016

A light wind swept over the corn, and all nature laughed in the sunshine.
https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/5n2ch1/a_new_year_is_in_and_great_stuff_is_awaiting_us_a/



someone's dusted off his copy of The Secret.

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alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012



build the wall of trump with the bricks of star citizen backer's poo poo

this is some strange new allegory that i don't understand

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