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The MSJ posted:Also because the main cast is all women so they get only 70% of the team. I couldnt put that joke into words, tyvm
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The MSJ posted:Also because the main cast is all women so they get only 70% of the team. There just aren't 13 charming women.
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I'm just surprised it's not Ocean's 20 and the combined salaries of all the women is still less than they paid the main cast of Ocean's 11, before inflation.
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greatn posted:There just aren't 13 charming women. Armond White's review will explain that women just aren't as funny as men.
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What the hell is Big Show's voice acting? Why does his voice sound like that
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GrandpaPants posted:Wasn't Ocean's 12 written during the writer's strike? No, it predated the strike by three or four years. What happened was that Warner Bros. was keen to make a sequel, and Soderbergh and the cast were up for it -- but they were having a terrible time cracking a story. Jerry Weintraub came across a script that Warners had bought from George Nolfi (who would later go on to make The Adjustment Bureau) called Honor Among Thieves. It was actually a really solid script, about an American thief and a European thief who keep trying to one-up each other to prove who can pull off the biggest heist. Anyway, they took the script and told Nolfi to plug all the Ocean's characters into it, which is why it's such a bloated, over-stuffed mess.
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Timby posted:No, it predated the strike by three or four years. What happened was that Warner Bros. was keen to make a sequel, and Soderbergh and the cast were up for it -- but they were having a terrible time cracking a story. Jerry Weintraub came across a script that Warners had bought from George Nolfi (who would later go on to make The Adjustment Bureau) called Honor Among Thieves. It was actually a really solid script, about an American thief and a European thief who keep trying to one-up each other to prove who can pull off the biggest heist. Anyway, they took the script and told Nolfi to plug all the Ocean's characters into it, which is why it's such a bloated, over-stuffed mess. I said it elsewhere: It's the Infinite Jest of bad movies. I kind of love it and want to watch it again tonight. SomeJazzyRat posted:I mean, Jesus Christ. First off, why the hell are they charging a teacher for showing an R-Rated movie? My 9th grade English teacher was almost put in jail for showing us The Name of the Rose. quote:MELBOURNE, Fla. -- An English teacher who showed a movie containing a nude scene to a class of high school honor students will be recommended for suspension, and pupils are protesting the treatment of their instructor. precision fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Jan 10, 2017 |
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Timby posted:No, it predated the strike by three or four years. What happened was that Warner Bros. was keen to make a sequel, and Soderbergh and the cast were up for it -- but they were having a terrible time cracking a story. Jerry Weintraub came across a script that Warners had bought from George Nolfi (who would later go on to make The Adjustment Bureau) called Honor Among Thieves. It was actually a really solid script, about an American thief and a European thief who keep trying to one-up each other to prove who can pull off the biggest heist. Anyway, they took the script and told Nolfi to plug all the Ocean's characters into it, which is why it's such a bloated, over-stuffed mess. Wait but this sounds like the plot for Oceans 13?
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Oceans 13 is so fun, I love it the most of the 3.precision posted:I said it elsewhere: It's the Infinite Jest of bad movies. I kind of love it and want to watch it again tonight. Overprotective parents are morons. Humans survived millennia ago when murder and disease and early death and rape were rampant, 30 seconds of tits won't make your kids snap unless your lovely parenting already has them on the edge.
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kiimo posted:Wait but this sounds like the plot for Oceans 13? Uh, what? Ocean's Thirteen has them taking down a casino owned by Al Pacino because he put Elliott Gould in the hospital.
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Timby posted:Uh, what? Ocean's Thirteen has them taking down a casino owned by Al Pacino because he put Elliott Gould in the hospital. quote:about an American thief and a European thief Ah drat my memory. I guess François Toulour (Vincent Cassel) is actually in both 12 and 13.
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When I was in 10th grade world history class, we watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail, which has boobs and such. I don't think the teacher got in any trouble but I can't remember his name so who knows.  It was a pretty cool class. EDIT: I misremembered, there is no actual nudity. So this story is pointless and dumb.
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We watched the 60s version of Romeo and Juliet in 9th grade, from way back when you could flash some tits in a PG movie. Nobody got in trouble. Now the PG rating is probably the least represented rating outside of NC-17.
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We watched that too, and I'm pretty sure the actress was under 18 on top of everything else.
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I thought the joke was that Ocean's 8 is 70% of Ocean's 11.
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Baron von Eevl posted:We watched that too, and I'm pretty sure the actress was under 18 on top of everything else.
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Casimir Radon posted:Wikipedia says Olivia Hussey was 15 at the time. At least it wasn't real explicit, just a couple of seconds when she rolls out of bed. I have heard she was wearing a bodysuit to make her seem she was naked, but I'm not sure if that's happened.
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I figured Hussey just looked really young, like her daughter India who played a 12-year-old when she was 19 in Underworld 4.
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Young Freud posted:I have heard she was wearing a bodysuit to make her seem she was naked, but I'm not sure if that's happened.
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Sinners Sandwich posted:What the hell is Big Show's voice acting? Why does his voice sound like that Gigantism does strange things to a voice.
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We watched Name of the Rose in 10th grade history class and no one complained. One of the rare classroom movies I liked.
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Yeah we saw the 60s and 1994 Romeo & Juliets and also Name of the Rose at school at like age 15 and no one cared. These parents are loving idiots.
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Corrode posted:Yeah we saw the 60s and 1994 Romeo & Juliets and also Name of the Rose at school at like age 15 and no one cared. These parents are loving idiots. Parents should have been upset about Decaprio and Juliet. Guns as sabers? Outrageous.
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We saw The Crucible in tenth grade and I do believe it had boobies in it. Witch boobies
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My 9th grade english teacher showed us the 90s Romeo + Juliet so we could laugh at it and then the 60s version also she was kinda lazy. Other good school movies: The Great Gatsby (Robert Redford vers.), The Name of the Rose, The Mission, The 13th Warrior (IN MIDDLE SCHOOL! we had to bring permission slips) e: now that I think about it I took an undergrad class on Beowulf where we had out-of-class viewings of some old german adaption of the Volsungs from like the 20s, the cgi Beowulf and the 13th Warrior so that's twice I've sen 13th Warrior in school :O Harime Nui fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Jan 10, 2017 |
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Rough Lobster posted:We saw The Crucible in tenth grade and I do believe it had boobies in it. Witch boobies They must have been exceedingly cold.
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syscall girl posted:Parents should have been upset about Decaprio and Juliet.
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Pierson posted:Yeah but when I was an idiot student "sword types as firearms brands" was like the funniest joke ever.
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WENTZ WAGON NUI posted:My 9th grade english teacher showed us the 90s Romeo + Juliet so we could laugh at it and then the 60s version also she was kinda lazy. We got stuck with A Seperate Peace.
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We got to watch the old Romeo and Juliet movie and The Scarlet Pimpernel. It was pretty great.
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In retrospect, my US History teacher had great taste in movies, since she showed Mr. Smith Goes to Washington and The Third Man (this was post AP and nobody wanted to do anything).
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I was in a Cinematic appreciation class in 8th grade and our teacher had a love of Noir movies. He showed us Chinatown.
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I had to watch Dead Poets Society like 6 loving times in high school. Way too many teachers think they're Robin Williams' character.
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smh if u didn't watch Schindlers List in elementary school
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Casimir Radon posted:Why in the gently caress did everyone get to watch The Name of the Rose in high school. I never discovered Umberto Eco until afterwords. Finny dies.
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Henker posted:I had to watch Dead Poets Society like 6 loving times in high school. Way too many teachers think they're Robin Williams' character. We watched this in middle school. We had to write an essay on it and I went full edgelord, making mine about how it was totally the teacher's fault that kid committed suicide.
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Hat Thoughts posted:smh if u didn't watch Schindlers List in elementary school My high school World History teacher showed us Schindler's List without any kind of parental permission or whatever, but it was a class full of freshmen and sophomores who didn't give a poo poo so he never got in trouble. He would also go through every question before every test, reviewing the answers, so it was just about impossible to fail a test. Did I mention this was a pre-AP class? Henker posted:I had to watch Dead Poets Society like 6 loving times in high school. Way too many teachers think they're Robin Williams' character. Every math teacher from 7th to 12th grade would show us Stand And Deliver.
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My jazz band teacher didn't care at all by the end of the year so we spent the final few weeks of the year watching Braveheart, Event Horizon, Run Lola Run, and Office Space.
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Haha I forgot about Stand and Deliver. I got that in Spanish class plus West Side Story.
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I had a teacher who would show us parts of Bollywood movies in class. An English class. I still don't really know why.
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