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I'm purebred
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Ehud posted:I just found out this weekend that my niece is pregnant. She's 17. My sister is going to be a grandmother at 33. Looks like your niece made it longer than your sister then so... progress? My cousin had her first kid at 16, also nearly went to jail for injecting the hit that OD'd and killed the father
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 21:55 |
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Intruder posted:Looks like your niece made it longer than your sister then so... progress? Like ten more generations and they will be appropriately aged
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 21:56 |
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As a 1/16th Blackfoot I can tell you the best thing about being a minority if nailing white chicks.
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 21:57 |
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Ehud posted:
Teach them that working IT and doing deadlifts will keep those hormones in check
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 21:59 |
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I'm Canadian
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 22:07 |
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Half chinese, half french-canadian stock that slowly migrated south to Rhode Island over a couple hundred years. So yeah, I'm a banana. It's my people's word, we can use it.
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 22:09 |
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Ehud posted:I just found out this weekend that my niece is pregnant. She's 17. My sister is going to be a grandmother at 33. I had my first kid at just barely 18, my second at 19...they're now 19/20 and so far thank jeebus i'm not a grandpa yet.
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 22:15 |
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i love too sire children
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 22:22 |
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The pedigree of my children is gonna be off the hook!
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 22:26 |
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From birth i will teach my children how to tie knots, Judo, and the Mozambique technique
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 22:28 |
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Let's just hope none of them look like Philbin!
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 22:31 |
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https://twitter.com/NFL/status/818932381512060928 What?! https://twitter.com/Jimmy_Durkin/status/818931383993122816 Okay https://twitter.com/JohnMiddlekauff/status/818930834220560384
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 22:33 |
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Amy Pole Her posted:Let's just hope none of them look like Philbin! I don't get it
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 22:37 |
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Kalli posted:Half chinese, half french-canadian stock that slowly migrated south to Rhode Island over a couple hundred years. Me too! OK, only the Rhode Island part. As an aside, AncestryDNA is fun because you can learn that whole swathes of your supposed ethnic background were totally made up!
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 22:38 |
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https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/818935425674973184
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 22:41 |
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sean10mm posted:Me too! I signed up for Ancestry and found a lot of interesting things. I found the divorce filing for my great grandfather that I was named after and the reason for divorce was "gross neglect and extreme cruelty" pieces of poo poo all the way down the tree
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 22:42 |
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swickles posted:So on to the Chiefs. There is this I guess.
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 22:45 |
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I have the same last name as an assassin but spelled differently. I found out it was changed to distance my family from said assassin.
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 22:51 |
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sean10mm posted:Me too! How many bathtub marys are too many? asking for the city of Cranston.
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 22:51 |
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kiimo posted:I have the same last name as an assassin but spelled differently. Is your last name Creeed? Also, I'm a mutt. All of your ancestries belong to me.
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 22:52 |
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kiimo posted:I have the same last name as an assassin but spelled differently. Is that so, kiimo Auditor de Firenz.
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 22:54 |
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weird Asian candy posted:Is your last name Creeed? Joruus
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 22:54 |
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I'm white as all hell and my fetish is not having sex
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 22:55 |
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Ehud posted:I signed up for Ancestry and found a lot of interesting things. I found the divorce filing for my great grandfather that I was named after and the reason for divorce was "gross neglect and extreme cruelty" Ancestry was a gift from my aunt to the whole family, she bought the entire package and sent it to us. Except we noticed one tree missing. She put in the dude who signed the Declaration of Independence (our direct line, who later moved to Canada ironically enough?), and his brother who started one of the largest shipping industries in Virginia.. But she left out the dude who moved to St Augustine and became one of the largest slave traders/owners in all of Florida. Which is especially funny because I guess he died without any heirs and yet here we are, moving back to Florida (and the US) in 1935.
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 22:55 |
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Kalli posted:How many bathtub marys are too many? asking for the city of Cranston. The only rule I know of governing them is that you definitely aren't supposed to stack them vertically on top of each other.
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 22:56 |
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kiimo posted:Joruus I like your last name. That's a good last name.
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 23:01 |
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Amy Pole Her posted:But she left out the dude who moved to St Augustine and became one of the largest slave traders/owners in all of Florida. Which is especially funny because I guess he died without any heirs and yet here we are, moving back to Florida (and the US) in 1935. Nah you gotta own that poo poo. Like half of my family swears we're related to Jesse James and they're all proud as hell about it.
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 23:06 |
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There are only seven games left boys and girls.
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 23:25 |
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Many of us do not work on Monday. Hello playoffs day drinking.
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 23:26 |
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Kalli posted:Half chinese, half french-canadian stock that slowly migrated south to Rhode Island over a couple hundred years. fellow yellow outside white inside
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 23:26 |
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I am 30 and a white man. Goooooooooooooo Redskins!
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 23:28 |
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kiimo posted:Many of us do not work on Monday.
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 23:35 |
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Chichevache posted:There is a reparations council?
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 23:37 |
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No Irish Need Imply posted:You blew it, kid. My last name is also major popular in West Africa because great great great whoever decided if he couldn't own them he didn't want them living here!
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 23:52 |
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My first name is a hated NFL players last name
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 23:53 |
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SHOAH NUFF posted:My first name is a hated NFL players last name Must be hell going through life named Elway. And please tell me you changed your own forum name and there isn't another name change thread. I was just now catching up.
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 00:01 |
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SHOAH NUFF posted:My first name is a hated NFL players last name
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SHOAH NUFF posted:My first name is a hated NFL players last name Brady how unfortunate
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:There are only seven games left boys and girls. And the Packers are gonna win 3 of em.
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