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TCD
Nov 13, 2002

Every step, a fucking adventure.

It should have been Joe.

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joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

bird food bathtub posted:

Sounds like he paid them to pee on a bed/possibly each other in the presidential suite because Obama slept there. I'm guessing he was also jerking it at the time because that is exactly the kind of petty, hateful billionaire pissbaby he acts like.

What evidence is there that Trump had such an intimately personal hateboner for Obama? I get that parts of his base feel that way, but I didn't get the impression that Trump himself did.

Generation Internet
Jan 18, 2009

Where angels and generals fear to tread.

joat mon posted:

What evidence is there that Trump had such an intimately personal hateboner for Obama? I get that parts of his base feel that way, but I didn't get the impression that Trump himself did.

I mean he did loudly claim Obama was a muslim Kenyan for years but yeah I dunno outside of that

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

joat mon posted:

What evidence is there that Trump had such an intimately personal hateboner for Obama? I get that parts of his base feel that way, but I didn't get the impression that Trump himself did.

Word has always been that Trump was righteously pissed like only a slighted narcissist can be when Obama wiped the walls with him at the White House Correspondent's Dinner.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

joat mon posted:

What evidence is there that Trump had such an intimately personal hateboner for Obama? I get that parts of his base feel that way, but I didn't get the impression that Trump himself did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8TwRmX6zs4

it wasnt even that bad, he just has really thin skin so I could see this getting to him really bad

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

bird food bathtub posted:

Word has always been that Trump was righteously pissed like only a slighted narcissist can be when Obama wiped the walls with him at the White House Correspondent's Dinner.

That's a good point.

Obama was in Russia in 09, when was Trump's pee party supposed to have been?

joat mon fucked around with this message at 06:39 on Jan 11, 2017

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
That trump piss document is pretty good.

WARNING rabbit hole poo poo

Here is the 4 or 8 chan archive of the guy who claimed to have written it
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/95568919/#95571329

Here is his twitter. I don't recommend you read much of it.
https://twitter.com/trsprudence/status/818996864431325185

https://twitter.com/trsprudence/status/819022917946265600

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
if it comes out that the CIA got trolled by 4chan I'll loving die laughing

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





VikingSkull posted:

if it comes out that the president got trolled out of office by 4chan I'll loving die laughing

brand engager
Mar 23, 2011

Third World Reggin posted:

That trump piss document is pretty good.

WARNING rabbit hole poo poo

Here is the 4 or 8 chan archive of the guy who claimed to have written it
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/95568919/#95571329

Here is his twitter. I don't recommend you read much of it.
https://twitter.com/trsprudence/status/818996864431325185

https://twitter.com/trsprudence/status/819022917946265600

I don't think they thought it through very well.

https://twitter.com/BAKKOOONN/status/819007985150148609

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

Trying this Twitter linking business

https://twitter.com/danieljpowell/status/819052453857492992

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
http://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/322079549812785152

:ironicat:

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

LBJ had a well documented prediliction for handling political business while making whoever he was berating watch him take a poo poo with the door open, this won't matter.

Robert A Caro, preeminent biographer of our time posted:

shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 10:14 on Jan 11, 2017

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Woke up to 350 new posts, figured it was either Trump having tweeted something dumb or something.

Holy poo poo...piisssssssssss.

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

If the Trump piss tape is released I'm gonna jerk off to it or take a 1 week probation.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Force de Fappe posted:

If the Trump piss tape is released I'm gonna jerk off to it or take a 1 week probation.

:gonk:

quoted for posterity, why god why

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Can't wait for the SNL skit

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Read up on some of the sources, and my earlier excitement got taken down a couple of notches.
But regardless of the veracity of the story, I'm really happy that this is going to piss Trump off so loving hard.


"Fake News story" is just the third hit.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

shame on an IGA posted:

LBJ had a well documented prediliction for handling political business while making whoever he was berating watch him take a poo poo with the door open, this won't matter.

LBJ also liked flopping his donkey dick out and showing off at the urinals. Because LBJ.

It's one thing to go about just being a bit crude, it's a whole different thing to hire whores to piss on the bed in front of you for something so petty as where someone powerful slept once.


Calling a conference from the shitter had to be a generational thing. My grandfather would do it all the time, always left the door open, made phone calls from the shitter, holler at people to come to the bathroom door because he couldn't hear them. Didn't really matter who it was, the man had no shame.

CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 12:26 on Jan 11, 2017

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Oh yeah, who posted the original matt furie strip the other day wishing Pepe could go back to being about how dropping your pants all the way down to pee Feels Good, Man? Your monkey paw needs to be turned in for a factory recharge.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Feeling ashamed now since my Really Good video for Trumpy doesn't include the sexual spastic part of Bobby Brown Goes Down :(

But I think Bill O'Reilly might be happy:

https://twitter.com/nytpolitics/status/819030344649342977

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
"lol Russia has nothing on me, just ask Russia"

http://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/819159806489591809

subterfudge
Aug 5, 2015

davecrazy posted:

Didn't somebody here have a bunch of stories about SEALs with their combat tomahawks and doing all sorts of gnarly poo poo?

This came out today: https://theintercept.com/2017/01/10/the-crimes-of-seal-team-6/

This has been drowned out in the waterfall of Trump comments but yeah all of that sounds correct for SEALS. Killing tons of unarmed people and collecting body parts is not surprising at all for anyone who worked with them.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Bullshit, unintended piss joke, and nazi Germany? gently caress it, I'm breaking my rule.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/819164172781060096

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

facialimpediment posted:

Bullshit, unintended piss joke, and nazi Germany? gently caress it, I'm breaking my rule.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/819164172781060096

The unintended concequence of speaking without a filter and being the president is that I can do it too HOWWWY poo poo PIIISSSSSSSSS

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

facialimpediment posted:

Bullshit, unintended piss joke, and nazi Germany? gently caress it, I'm breaking my rule.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/819164172781060096

The intelligence community, whom he has relentlessly shat on pissed all over in the past months, should have prevented media outlets from airing fake news?!?

I...what?

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

You don't win a pissing match with the intelligence community.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
I sincerely hope these stupid jokes last as long as he lives.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
If Trump wasn't a colossal moron with incredibly thin skin, I'm thinking stories like this would get maybe 10% of the traction and momentum they're getting.

The Pi dude
Oct 19, 2013
Buglord
Buzzfeed: 10 Things That Donald Trump Does In The Bedroom, #1 Will Shock You!

GoGoGadget
Apr 29, 2006

facialimpediment posted:

Bullshit, unintended piss joke, and nazi Germany? gently caress it, I'm breaking my rule.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/819164172781060096

Does this indirectly confirm that the document that is in that Buzzfeed article is the same document that he and Obama were briefed on?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
There are some quality piss jokes in the comments and I can't stop giggling. Opened a beer, since I only have two more days left in Germany, and why the gently caress not?

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/818990655418617856

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
In non-possibly fake news, Trump has pissed away (:haw:) all the goodwill his election gave him. Honeymoon's over baby!

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Duzzy Funlop posted:

There are some quality piss jokes in the comments and I can't stop giggling. Opened a beer, since I only have two more days left in Germany, and why the gently caress not?

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/818990655418617856

I have no clue who Frankie Boyle is, but he is a loving treasure.
"It's the remix to ignition
Inauguration Edition
Trying to book R Kelly
But he wants to join in the pissing"

Jimmy Smuts
Aug 8, 2000

Hahaha holy poo poo he has thin skin. Wouldn't be surprised if some country or organization tries to distract him via twitter while they launch nukes at us

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
The bowl haircut, white supremacist dickwad who shot up a church is getting the death penalty.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/10/us/dylann-roof-trial/index.html

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
Mods name change me to

See Glossary: Hentai

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


bulletsponge13 posted:

I have no clue who Frankie Boyle is, but he is a loving treasure.
"It's the remix to ignition
Inauguration Edition
Trying to book R Kelly
But he wants to join in the pissing"

Frankie Boyle is a Scottish standup comedian, who is pretty good with the burns. His Twitter feed when Thatcher died was glorious.

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

VikingSkull posted:

if it comes out that the CIA got trolled by 4chan I'll loving die laughing

I have no doubt the CIA has taken information from worse sources as gospel

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Waroduce posted:

I have no doubt the CIA has taken information from worse sources as gospel

See: Pigs, Bay of

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