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Aleph Null posted:Is this real? What, did it take him a day to write it? In stores now! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MS6FO50/
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Chuck Tingle is the one shining spot of light in this dark and terrible world.
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 18:52 |
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Aleph Null posted:Is this real? What, did it take him a day to write it? At this point I think Tingle just has a large collection of pre-written stories, and when he needs one he just loads it up in Word and Ctrl+H replaces the names.
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 18:58 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:At this point I think Tingle just has a large collection of pre-written stories, and when he needs one he just loads it up in Word and Ctrl+H replaces the names. To be honest, that's pretty smart.
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 19:01 |
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Yeah, he's probably got a bunch of Trump scandal stories pre-written just waiting for the details, because you know there will be more scandals.
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 19:06 |
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Tromp Conquered In The Butt By His Secret Love-Affair With Phil Clinton
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 19:09 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:At this point I think Tingle just has a large collection of pre-written stories, and when he needs one he just loads it up in Word and Ctrl+H replaces the names. I dunno, the Look Inside samples from that one look pretty specifically written:
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Tinglers are the reason I get out of bed each morning.
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 19:30 |
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Aren't his books like 5 pages long or something? It's not too difficult to churn that out in an hour or so.
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 19:32 |
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ImpAtom posted:Aren't his books like 5 pages long or something? It's not too difficult to churn that out in an hour or so. It would take GRRM 8 months to get that much churned out.
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 19:51 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:It would take GRRM 8 months to get that much churned out. But what if its football season?
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 20:03 |
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New Leaf posted:But what if its football season? 24 months. Its a vicious cycle. #breakthewheel
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 20:04 |
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"I've just arrived from the United States and I'm looking to do something hosed up" is one of the best sentences I've ever seen.
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 20:17 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:"I've just arrived from the United States and I'm looking to do something hosed up" is one of the best sentences I've ever seen. Need to make this the new STDH thread title.
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 20:56 |
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I get all my daily news updates from Tingle publications.
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 21:05 |
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I can't wait for Trump to insult Chuck Tingle on Twitter.
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 21:07 |
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Kwyndig posted:Yeah, he's probably got a bunch of Trump scandal stories pre-written just waiting for the details, because you know there will be more scandals. Gotta pre-write that doomsday title now, for when Trump cleanses the Earth in nuclear fire. DONALD TROMP rear end BLASTED BY SEXY RUSSIAN ATOMIC DINGLE BY THE LATE CHUCK TINGLE (RIP)
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 21:14 |
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Railing Kill posted:Gotta pre-write that doomsday title now, for when Trump cleanses the Earth in nuclear fire. Uh, THE LATE HUGO NOMINATED CHUCK TINGLE (RIP). Please use his full title.
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 21:32 |
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Random Stranger posted:Uh, THE LATE HUGO NOMINATED CHUCK TINGLE (RIP). Please use his full title. Damnit! I'm so sorry. Forgive me, Hugo Nominated Chuck Tingle, wherever you are! Other gems we have to look forward to for the next 4* years: DONALD TROMP "BANG-COCK" BUTT POUNDED BY SEVEN SEXY THAI BANKERS (WHO ARE SECRETLY CHINESE) DUNALD TRAMP POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY SPECIAL SENATE INVESTIGATIVE COMMITTEE ON PRESIDENTIAL ETHICS AND FOREIGN RELATIONS DERNLD TRIMP KILLS A HOOKER IN THE OVAL OFFICE AND SNORTS COKE OUT OF A GAY STRIPPER'S rear end CRACK *(Assuming Trump doesn't get impeached in two years)
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 21:46 |
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Railing Kill posted:Gotta pre-write that doomsday title now, for when Trump cleanses the Earth in nuclear fire. Please. Trump isn't going to have Tingle killed. He's not Hillary Clinton.
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 22:02 |
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Tenchi Muyo gets me wet posted:Please. Trump isn't going to have Tingle killed. Nah, he'd probably just pee on him.
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 22:33 |
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Wheat Loaf posted:Nah, he'd probably just pee on him. Pumped In The Rump By Pissedent Trump
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 23:00 |
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Wheat Loaf posted:Nah, he'd probably just pee on him. proving love is real for all who piss
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 23:03 |
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dordreff posted:proving love is real for all who piss
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 23:11 |
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RoboRodent posted:I can't wait for Trump to insult Chuck Tingle on Twitter. I think even Donald can puzzle out how that'll work for him But he's yet to disappoint in dismal failure selling himself so
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# ? Jan 12, 2017 00:13 |
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# ? Jan 12, 2017 00:19 |
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Are all those Chuck tingle books real?
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# ? Jan 12, 2017 00:41 |
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oldpainless posted:Are all those Chuck tingle books real? Yes, oldpoundless, but they're each very short.
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# ? Jan 12, 2017 00:42 |
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Tingle's grammar is spot on.
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# ? Jan 12, 2017 00:44 |
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To quote some wise goon, "Chuck Tingle is the greatest writer in American history that I will never read."
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# ? Jan 12, 2017 00:45 |
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Aleph Null posted:Is this real? What, did it take him a day to write it? FTFY
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# ? Jan 12, 2017 01:37 |
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Literally didn't even know this movie was even made, let alone out yet. Great marketing.
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# ? Jan 12, 2017 01:47 |
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I saw previews for it in theatre, and man did it ever look terrible.
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# ? Jan 12, 2017 01:53 |
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PittTheElder posted:I saw previews for it in theatre, and man did it ever look terrible. It pretty much was. Admittedly, I don't really care about the games, but a friend of mine really wanted to see it and is a pissbaby about going to the movies alone so I went with him.
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# ? Jan 12, 2017 02:19 |
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Phimosissy posted:It pretty much was. poo poo. I've got a friend who loves Asscred, and he wants to see the movie, but also hates going alone. Maybe I can get drunk first.
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# ? Jan 12, 2017 02:36 |
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Avenging_Mikon posted:poo poo. I've got a friend who loves Asscred, and he wants to see the movie, but also hates going alone. Maybe I can get drunk first. Get drunk during and start an MST3K style riff fest
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# ? Jan 12, 2017 02:40 |
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Jamesman posted:Literally didn't even know this movie was even made, let alone out yet. Great marketing. It also came out a week after Rogue One.
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# ? Jan 12, 2017 03:02 |
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Phimosissy posted:It pretty much was. You're friends with Donald Trump?
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# ? Jan 12, 2017 03:05 |
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Coq au Nandos posted:You're friends with Donald Trump? This guy. This guy gets it.
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